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Yo bitches its me! My real life sucks, fanfiction is my second life! Read down to hear shit about me and my fandoms
Music: Eminem, Dr Dre, 2Pac, Xzibit... Basically old rap
Fav Color: Electric blue...
Fav Activities: rap, fanfiction, reading, being online
Fav Animal: Cheetah
Fav Books: Anything star wars
Fav Drink: Mountain Dew
Fav Food: Anything deep-fried
Fav Shows: Regular Show, South Park, Modern Family, The Simpsons
Fav Movie: 8 Mile or Star Wars:Revenge of the Sith
Personality: Fuckin weird ass, horribly profane, cynical
Authors I recommend: PARAMOREROCKS, Namelessly Nightlock, NeoNimbus, awesomeninja09
Likes: The aforementioned things
What's on your T.V right now?
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
Where are you?
At home, duh
What's your personality like?
Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?
Dem american people
You now have a million dollars. What do you do?
Bank it i guess
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?
What are you eating/drinking right now?
What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?
and the girl said 'He's the one.He must be.- The Lightning Thief
What are your thoughts on writing?
Fanfiction yes, fuck essays tho
How tall are you?
What book are you currently reading?
Rereading Catching Fire... AGAIN
What music are you listening to?
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
Instagram... FOllow me at ej.spamm to see what I look like
What was the last thing you cooked?
I cooked some mcdonalds for dinner lol
What color are the walls of the room you are in?
Do you know who the governor of your state is?
Ketchup or Mustard?
How many different programs are on your computer right now?
What is the weather like?
Are you going on vacation this summer and where?
holidays in germany
What's your favorite article of clothing?
Jeans and shirts
Who is the most special person to you?
I don't know...
Scariest moment of your life?
When I got caught shoplifting...
One word that would best describe you?
What is your favorite month?
July! My Birthday
What's your favorite number?
What does your user name mean?
Just a random name
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.
PERCY JACKSON ROCKZ FOR EVER AND ALWAYS!!! XD
NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS: The bold words are actually things I have done.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
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This is Bunny.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
FRIENDS: Will help you move
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians Quotes :D
''With great power... comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.'' - Nico Di Angelo, The Last Olympian
"He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you're my best friend and I don't want you to die'' -Percy, The Lightning Thief
"You drool when you sleep.'' - Annabeth,The Lightning Thief
"Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" - Tyson Battle Of The Labyrinth
"My mom's funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.'' -Percy Jackson The Sea of Monsters
"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said."We should eat while we can."
“Poison!” Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or..."
"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson (The Battle of the Labyrinth)
''Young people don't always do what they're told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderful, sometimes they escape punishment." - Rick Riordan
"You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search." - Rick Riordan
"It's him," I said. "Typhon."I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!"-Percy Jackson The Last Olympian
"Something was wrong with Luke," Annabeth muttered, poking at the fire with her knife. "Did you notice the way he was acting?"
"We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
"Percy: Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?
"Dance you guys!" Thalia ordered. "You look stupid just standing there."
"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
"How did you die?"
"She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish." - Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief
"She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
"Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?
"The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us." - Percy Jackson The Titans Curse
"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?" - Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief
"I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson The Battle Of The Labyrinth
"He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.
"Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck." - Percy Jackson The Battle Of The Labyrinth
"Dreams like a podcast,
"It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up." - Percy Jackson The Titans Curse
"The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
"Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." - Percy Jackson The Titans Curse
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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile
If you have more than two friends that have the same name as you, copy and paste this to your profile
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Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one
"Benson: 'You need to work instead of twiddling sticks!'
"OOOOOHHHHH!" -Mordecai and Rigby, "Regular Show" (Best quote ever! XD)
100% Regular Show fan! Copy and paste if you agree!
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:
1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. (always)
3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. (I swear, i thought i saw one!)
4.You know which pages the good parts are on. (Some...)
5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms. (I actually like storms, just not the after affect...)
6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (ESPECIALLY in Evanescence... don't ask...)
7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (i actually called mine Percy instead of Buzzy...)
8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (ZEUS FTW)
9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (Never...)
10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. (scratch out the homework part)
11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. (the chick called me crazy!)
12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (Yeah but i still manage to get a's somehow...)
13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. (some don't work though...)
14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. (YYYEEESSS!)
15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (oh ya definately...)
16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (ALL THE FREAKING TIME!)
17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. (And books!)
18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” (Always)
19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21.You dream about PJO every night. (Where do u think i get my stories from?)
22.You curse a god/goddess a lot.
23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (All of them!)
24.You know PJO better then most sane people (Totally)
25.You have links to every great PJO site (Not this one or my mom would be snooping...)
26.You add things to the list every day (YES!)
27.You know what you would do if you were Percy (That's how smart pple think!)
28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)
29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (Uh huh they better)
30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I never can though... CURSE YOU IRIS!)
31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
33.You are trying to learn Greek (Yep but i suck)
34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (I do every day)
35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. (Sort of...)
38.You just have to research more about greek mythology (I think i know it all)
39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. (No one answered though...)
40.You want to learn Latin (I already have!)
42.You copy/paste this onto your profile (How do u think ur reading this??)
43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over (Absolutely...or Regular Show...)
44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO (UH HUH!)
46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree (ME AND HOODIE AND MAK ALL! AWESOMENESS!)
47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed (i'm not that crazy...)
48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them
49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (Yes i am...)
51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41 (OH MY GODS! I JUST NOTICED THAT!)
52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list (I'll try)
53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things (Yes!)
54.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!! (YA!)
55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO (They convinced me first... NOW LOOK AT ME!)
56. You think Harry Potter can kiss Percy Jackson's butt (I would pay big bucks to see that!)
57. You watch the movie on a continuoeous loop, checking the similarities and differences between it and the books. (Duh...)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH REGULAR SHOW WHEN:
1. Every raccoon is adorable, even if it's clawing your eyes out. (Yes vewy xD)
2. You wonder why real blue jays aren't 6 feet tall. (I know right? It's so unnatural...)
3. You plan on tracking down the park in Tennessee that they work at.
4. When you and your friends can't agree on something, you automatically insist on playing Punchies to see who wins. (And i always win)
5. You wanna learn Death-Kwan-Do (I really do...)
6. When something good happens, you either yell "YEEEYAAA!" or "OOOOHHHH!" (ALL THE TIME :D)
7. Your favorite drink is coffee. (It's really Mountain Dew, but this is my second choice because of Mordi and Riggs :D)
8. Each time you go to the Game Stop, you try so hard to find the games Mordecai and Rigby play. (I do... i so do...)
9. When you go to the candy store, you yell at the gumball machine "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!" while people stare at you oddly. (Idk why they stare)
10. When you get something right, and people wonder how you knew it, you say, "Of coarse i knew that. I know everything." (Lovable Skips...)
11. At your birthday, you tried dialing the number for Party Pete... (He never showed -.-)
12. You also tried to look for 1920 Olympics soda. (Aged to perfection lol)
13. You're often caught singing "Party Tonight" or "The Aw Snap Song" (Yes i am... mostly in class)
14. You are now convinced that you can be reincarnated by having Death spit a lugie in your mouth. (Haha! :P)
15. When you go to McDonald's, you tell them that they're burger is crap compaired to the "Best Burger in the World". (It really is!)
16. You tried to look up Fist Pump in hope they were a real band... (Yes i have...)
17. And you were sooo mad when they weren't. (Yes i was...)
18. You like to tell "my mom" jokes... (People don't get them xD)
19. But you get offended when they correct you by saying "your mom" jokes. (DID YOU JUST INSULT MY MOM??? lol)
20. You plan on getting a Playco Armboy so that you can win any arm wrestle. (I want that)
21. That one friend you have that agrees with you on everything, you accidently call "Fives" instead of their real name. (Yeah... gulty is charged)
22. You're terrified of dolls because you fear that they'll try to draw on your face... (One tried to xD)
23. But you plan on getting one and naming it Percy. (not only because i love RS, but because i love Percy Jackson :D)
24. You want to find the Gardians of Youth (the giant baby people) and getting eternal immortality. (YES!)
25. When you see big gray clouds, you say "Uh oh... Mordecai made CJ mad again..." (Oh CJ with your anger management... lol)
26. You are in love with mullets and cut-off jeans. (No comment...)
27. You plan on forming a band and naming it either "Mordecai and the Rigbys" or "Mustache Cash Stash". (Lol we'll be a hit)
28. You plan on adding things to the list. (Yes i'll try)
29. You freak out just hearing the word "regular"... (I KNOW RIGHT??)
30. And when they do say it, you interrupt them and say "It's anything but..." (Haha yeah i do)
31. You correct people strictly when they call it "The Regular Show" instead of simply calling it "Regular Show". (I know my OCD senses soo go off!)
32. On Halloween, you plan on egging a stranger's house to see if they're really a wizard. (Lol i have to this year along with the Hetalia thing)
33. When you do something right, you call yourself "eggcelent". (Because i am :D)
34. You... COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE! (I JUST DID! OOOHHH!)
The Regular Show Pledge:
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile
If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you get bored easily, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've written a fanfic, copy and paste this to your profile and add another chapter.
92 percent of teens would be dead if Ambercromibe and Fitch said to stop breathing, if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your head off, copy and past this into your profile.
If you just read that line above this one and sat there thinking, "Who the hell are Ambercombie and Fitch?" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile (MySpace is sooooo old!)
if you hate to wake up because your cell phone either rang or vibrated, copy and paste this into your profile
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Math teachers really are evil.
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Boomerangs can cast spells.
It's possible to gamble moonlight.
Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Sometimes.)
You write fanfictions about the book.(Why am I here then?)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Yes.)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Siblings?)
Everything reminds you of the book.(Totally.)
You quote random lines all the time.(Sometimes.)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yeah.)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Ya but I never do)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Yes and laptop :D)
You've got a book memorized. (Mostly)
You've read a book more than five times. (All the time :D)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Yep.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (...WHO TOLD YOU!)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Not really...)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Yes!)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (ALWAYS!!!)
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you read this far down, leave a review on one of my stories saying STALKER lol
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