Author has written 26 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Kuroshitsuji, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Carry On, Embassy Row, Ally Carter, PAW Patrol, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fangirl, Yuri!!! on Ice, Hobbit, Voltron: Legendary Defender, StarTrek: The Original Series, Star Trek: 2009, Witcher, Legend of Korra, and Cake/Caca Milis.
Hi, I'm Graciekit99.
I found this magical world of words in 2012 and after I wrote my first fanfic. I enjoy reading (a lot) and I like to give people heart attacks by sneaking up on them (I don't even sneak up on them, they never see or hear me) Here are some of the randomnesses we come out with:
Speackles=sparkling when speaking
I don't just have a ship, I have an armada.
With these flames, I will toast marshmallows.
Planning to take over the world with spoons.
Stupid Labels (Most of these don't bother me for the simple fact I know the company would get sued if they didn't have it on BUT these labels are still stupid)
Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (When am I supposed to dry my hair then? Definitely not when I'm awake. That's just stupid)
Bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)
Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (PRINTED ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX) Do not turn upside down. (But I wanted to read what was on the bottom)
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (So that's why my mouth is burning.)
Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But that means I have to take off my clothes just to put them back on?)(Also dose a dead body count?)
Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts and out of the driving seat)
Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (So it's not there to make you more energetic?)
Toshiba laptop: Warning: do not microwave. (Microwaved laptop is my favourite food!)
Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (..something must have gotten lost in the translation...) (Come back here Timmy your not suppose to eat it)
String of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: May contain nuts. (The fact that some people won't know this without the label leads me to believe common sense isn't so common)
American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) (but miss I don't know how to eat nuts)
Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
Child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Does that mean Superman can't really fly? *Breaks down in tears*)
Windex: Do not spray in eyes. (Why not? Let's test)
Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines. (You'd be surprised how many toilets there are around power lines)
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill. (Is this why my dentist got pissed off when he asked me what I use to brush and I showed him this.)
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets. (Really? I thought cats only go to the toilet right where you have to walk)
Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. (Yeah, definitely not flammable)
Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children (Anyone else see some difficulties with that?)
Little Ones Baby Lotion: Keep away from children (Same problem as the one above)
Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping. (Om nom)(Wait, would that make the ice cream awesome colours?!!!)
Wet-Nap: Directions: Tear open packet and use. (How?)
Stridex Foaming Face Wash; May contain foam. (Gee, I wonder where they got that idea from)
Bic Lighter; Ignite lighter away from face. (Why? Will I melt?)
Komatsu Floodlight; This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark. (WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS LABEL THIS IS RIDIUOLUS)
Mattress; Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Well, I suppose 'attempt' is the crucial word)
Earplugs; These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (I would never've guessed!)
Matches; Caution: Contents may catch fire. (They should stop making flammable matches)
Pepper Spray; Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes (Why not... Time to experiment...OWWWWWWWWWWWW!)
Rain Gauge; Suitable for outdoor use only. (Unless you have a really leaky ceiling)
RCA Television Remote Control; Not Dishwasher Safe (I actually don't have a sarcastic remake for this one it's just plan stupid)
Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire
Triops Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumption (Even for Finnick Odair and Percy Jackson?)
Home Depot Treated Lumber; Do not consume
Road Sign Caution: water on road during rain. (Now there's a surprise)
Camera; This camera will only work when film is inside.
Silk Soy Milk; Shake well and buy often (Such subtlety...)
Air Conditioner; Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioner out of windows.
Slush Puppy Cup; This ice may be cold
Nabisco Easy Cheese ;For best results, remove cap.
Heinz Ketchup Instructions: Put on food
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
Blanket from Taiwan: not to be used as protection from a tornado
Cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.
Infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Curling Iron: Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Hair Dryer; Do not use in shower. (Tip; drying your hair whilst underwater is sort of pointless)
Hand-held Massaging Device; Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
A toilet at a public sports facility; Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists; Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter; Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer; Do not eat toner.
13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow; Not intended for highway use.
Can of self-defense pepper spray; May irritate eyes. (I really, really hope so)
Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"; Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
A frisbee Warning: May contain small parts.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush; Do not use orally.
A birthday card for a 1 year old; Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less. (Now that's just sad...)
Heated seat cushion; Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Electric Cattle Prod; For use on animals only. (My brother counts, right?)
Can of air freshener; For use by trained personnel only. (What kind of training do you need to spray aerosol?)
Silly Putty; Do not use as ear plugs.
Knife sharpening stone; Warning: knives are sharp! (Hopefully)
Rat Poison; Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Portable stroller; Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage. (Ah, babys are pretty foldable.)
Sign at a railroad station; Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (I think people would die of laughter as soon as they get within reading distance)
Package of dice; Not for human consumption.
Shipment of hammers; May be harmful if swallowed.
Manual for an SGI computer; Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers. (Yeah, you could damage the mouse!)
Box of bottle rockets; Do not put in mouth.
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack; Remove plastic before eating.
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean; Do not drive cars in ocean.
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert; Always drive on roads. Not on people.
Bus Stop; No stopping or standing.
Credit card statement; Payment is due by the due date.
Laundromat triple washer; No small children. (But hey, they're so muddy, you can't actually see whether or not they're children)
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11; Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Can of black pepper; Instructions: usage known.
Car Manual; In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Espresso Kettle; The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
T.V. manual; Do not pour liquids into your television set. (It makes Discovery Channel sound weird)
Label on a hammer; Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
VCR box; Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Toilet brush; Do not use for personal hygiene.
Black rubber fishing worm; Not for human consumption.
Furniture Wipes; Do not use for a baby wipe.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet; This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Lawnmower Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning (Dun dun duh-dun)
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle; Do not open here. (Good idea! Why didn't I think of that...)
Bottle of bathtub cleaner; For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Container of lighter fluid; WARNING: Contents flammable!
Box of household nails; CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you remove the plastic and unfold it; Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Woolite carpet cleaner; Safe for carpets, too!
Box of Frosted Cheerio's The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."
Container of salt Warning: High in sodium
Hose Nozzle; Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think these labels are stupid!
idn't have terrorists, we had Team Rocket.
Don't you miss the good ol' days?
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your pro
DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
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