WarriorOfTheWeek
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Joined 05-11-13, id: 4718824, Profile Updated: 10-03-14
Author has written 8 stories for Avengers, Warriors, Sherlock, and Captain America.

Hello internet! I am of the female species and an aspiring author that is unhealthily obsessed with Psych, Big Bang Theory, Marvel, Star Trek, Star Wars- well, you get the picture! Most of my stories will be focused on Marvel.

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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group Hug!" then enforce it

Re-post if this touched your heart:

Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, If she... went to school alone.

But she was not afraid;

She knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates

Of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats

One by one the teacher called A student from the class.

To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching, A man who wasn't there.

'Where's her daddy at?' She heard a boy call out.

'She probably doesn't have one,' Another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, She heard a daddy say,

'Looks like another deadbeat dad, Too busy to waste his day.'

The words did not offend her, As she smiled up at her Mom.

And looked back at her teacher, Who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, Slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child, Came words incredibly unique.

'My Daddy couldn't be here, Because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be, Since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy, And how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories He taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses, And taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, And ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, Even though we are apart

I know because he told me, He'll forever be in my heart'

With that, her little hand reached up, And lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat, Beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads, Her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter, Who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love Of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her, Doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, Staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft, But its message clear and loud.

'I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'd be here, But heaven's just too far.

You see he is a British soldier And died just this past year

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy

And taught Britians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away.'

And then she closed her eyes, And saw him there that day.

And to her mothers amazement, She witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children, All starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, Who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second, They saw him at her side.

'I know you're with me Daddy,' To the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, Of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it, For each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her, Was a fragrant long-stemmed rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, By the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing, That heaven is never too far.

-Pick the month you were born in-

January: I killed
February: I smelled
March: I ran naked with
April: I jumped
May: I ate
June: I shot
July: I danced with
August: I loved
September: I kissed
October: I robbed
November: I slapped
December: I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White: Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black: Because the voices told me to.
Pink: Because I wanted to.
Red: Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown: because I’m on crack.
Polka dots: Because insanity is fun!
Purple: cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray: because I’m cool like dat
Green: Because big bird told me to.
Orange: Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon: because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise: Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue: Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye: because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow: Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None: Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I slapped a mop because a hobo stole my taco! AWESOME :D

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Avengers and Videogames by Melting Angels reviews
What do the Avengers do in their spare time? Play videogames of course! Read through as they try a selection of games. Chaos ensues! (Story better than summary) [Complete, additional story in the works]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 33,981 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Loki and The Avengers by Marvelite5Ever reviews
"You're all the world's greatest heroes, yet you were all too embarrassed to admit you played instruments," Fury sighed, shaking his head. "Huh," Tony said thoughtfully. "A band isn't a bad idea actually." The Avengers all nodded. "But who's going to sing?" Bruce pointed out. Everyone glanced around nervously. "My brother sings," Thor said after a pause. "LOKI SINGS?"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,899 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
The Midgardian Blogger by Marianne Brandon reviews
After the Chitauri attack, aspiring photojournalist Clara McKenna encounters the Avengers in a shawarma restaurant, where Thor in particular catches her eye. An impulsive idea leads to a daunting request from Asgard's royal family, and an adventure for which she is desperately unprepared. Includes all Avengers at some point; focuses on Thor, Loki, & OC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 128,173 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Thor, Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
The Cat Of Lies And Mischief by HetaRussia reviews
Loki, punished for his acts on Earth by Odin. Had his lips bound and beaten and in the process of stripping his magic Loki fought back and was turned into a cat and teleported to Earth were he is found by the Avenger that hates him the most. And is taken in under his care. But what will happen when Loki is show affection, kindness? But what will happen when Loki turns back?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Ultimate Pranksters by Hiddlestoner1031 reviews
When Loki and Tony team up to prank the Avengers and S. H. I. E. L. D., nobody knows who will be the next target. What madness will ensue when Tony and the Trickster band together to cause mischief? Not slash, possible OOCness.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,648 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Aaaawwwww by A-Box-Of-Scraps reviews
All the Avengers knew about Loki. The evil God who had tried to take over the world with his army, the God of lies who couldn't be trusted with anything. But only Thor remembered Loki. The God of Mischief who could make anybody smile, the little brother that could do anything. And, slowly, the others also realize that Thor may have something there. Tony blames the british accent.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Loki
Back to Loki by liannrocks reviews
Loki's life on Asgard and before what happened in Avengers. "ON PAUSE"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Loki
Silence Is Golden by Marvelite5Ever reviews
But duct tape is decidedly not. (Post-Avengers. In which Loki temporarily doesn't have access to his magic because of a magical artifact he's carrying around, and takes a liking to duct tape as the next best thing. Actually more serious than it sounds, with bits of angst, hurt/comfort, [as well as humor], and strange circumstances thrown into the mix.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Avenger's Alphabet by PoorUnfotunateSoul reviews
A collection of one-shots about the lives of the avengers, Loki and everyone else after the events of The Avengers. Only for comedic purpose and no real story-line involved. Enjoy! :)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Dumb Ways to Die by The pH alchemist reviews
The Avengers reinact the ways in this crack-filled fic. It had to be done. Rated for swearing and insinuated drug use.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Only if for a Night by domina tempore reviews
"If you hadn't added your dead weight to the top, the cake might have survived its ordeal." "Yes, but then we would not have been able to brag that we, as brothers, reduced mountains to rubble." Thor and Loki have a quiet chat, post-Avengers. No slash, just brothers.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Prank Calling Lassie by Unidentified Pineapples reviews
Shawn and Gus decide to prank call Lassiter, but with a twist. Based on the Psych webisode "Calling Lassie". My first Psych fic.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
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Behind Blue Eyes reviews
Bucky Barnes is on the run. Tormented by resurfacing memories and his struggle to discover who he really is, he is forced to seek help from the people he has hurt the most. They may be more willing, however, than he was expecting.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,170 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Sam Wilson/Falcon, Steve R./Capt. America
Of Pranking and Babysitting reviews
In the midst of a prank war at Stark Towers between the Avengers, Pepper's five year old niece comes to stay for a week and makes an unlikely friend. Better than it sounds.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,771 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013
People Will Talk reviews
Strange noises, panting and loud thumping? Yes, People will definitely talk now.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Complete
Campfire Song Song reviews
The Avengers decide to take a surprise camping trip, and they drag Loki along with them. Chaos ensues.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013
Darkness reviews
Loki knew he shouldn't be bleeding that much...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Complete
Wayward reviews
He was lost but now he is found...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Complete
One Drunken Night reviews
We've all had them, yes even our friends the Avengers! Stories of drunken nights and mornings after with our favorite superheros! Leave requests if you have any!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013
Loki's Army reviews
Loki has a new army that he would like the Avengers to meet...
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Complete