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Joined 05-11-13, id: 4719131, Profile Updated: 11-15-14
Author has written 1 story for Doctor Who.

Hello! Some of you might recognize me as Cohen's Chicas, but I've discontinued that account and don't plan on uploading or continuing any of my old stories. My apologies!

Please forgive me for my terribly unimaginative username.

A quick About Me:

I am a busy college student with a terrible habit of getting emotionally invested in fictional characters. I am a devoted Doctor Who and Sherlock fan, with my favorite films being Titanic and Corpse Bride. I'm an avid reader and could never choose an all-time favorite book, but I especially love Wuthering Heights. Harry Potter will forever hold a special place in my heart.

Any feedback you may have would be greatly appreciated! I'm always looking to improve my writing and reviews are an excellent motivator when it comes to updating!

NOTE: Due to some personal matters, along with an abundance of schoolwork, I'm on semi-hiatus for the time being. I do not plan on abandoning my lone story entirely, but it will be a long while before I will update again. To everyone who still reads/reviews- thank you so much for your continued support! If I could I'd send you all a card.

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All Hallows' Eve by Whiggity reviews
Helene Van Dort is not often allowed out at night, but the evening of her sixteenth birthday will be an exception. How very pagan, to visit one's parents' graves on Hallowe'en! A threequel.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,935 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - OC, Victor V. - Complete
He's Only Ever Human by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 55,766 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 4,470 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Series: In Darkness Light by MuseDePandora reviews
A Khan/Marla McGivers reboot 'verse series of stories, inspired by TOS and TWOK, reimagined for STID canon.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - John Harrison/Khan
Defrocked by Basser reviews
ASiB's 'naked' scene from Sherlock's point of view. Character motivation study.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
After the Funeral by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Mycroft and Sherlock share a quiet moment at the wake for their father. (Pre-Canon)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
Breakdown by Basser reviews
THoB's 'breakdown' scene from Sherlock's point of view. Character motivation study.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Sherlock Got a Toddler Stuck in His Hair by PrettyArbitrary reviews
Sherlock's work gets them into a lot of strange situations, but up to his armpits in cute little orphans is not a place John ever expected to find himself with Sherlock. Fluffy adventure with no deeper meaning.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Part Human by lastincurableromantic reviews
"Well, I guess this is our Aberdeen," she said. The part human Doctor struggles to make Rose see him how he sees himself, all while coming to terms with a new body, a new universe, no Tardis, and, oh yes, having to save the planet. Tough to categorize: sci fi/adventure/romance/humor/drama, etc. 10.5/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,794 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] - Complete
Victor's Daughters by PlayerPiano reviews
Victor loves his children dearly. But in retrospect, perhaps being married to a dead woman would have been a lot less of a headache.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,791 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
A Little Leverage by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Lestrade helps Sherlock home after the events in Belgravia. And gets a little leverage along the way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Bees by Maiden of the Moon reviews
After "the birds and the bees" comes… Well, more bees. -Ten 2.0/Rose fluff-
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Current by Maiden of the Moon reviews
There is a hand on his chest. -Ten/Rose/Ten 2.0-
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Colleague by Basser reviews
TBB's 'friend/colleague' scene from Sherlock's point of view. Another character motivation study.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Waste of Hard Drive Space by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
While Sherlock tries to keep a little girl suffering from hypothermia awake, he discovers some of the happier memories of his childhood aren't as deleted as he thought they were.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ten Seconds of Eternal Waiting by Knock Knock 7 reviews
The Doctor and Rose have left for the first time and Jackie is left alone to wait for ten seconds before they return.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
Point Blank by PrettyArbitrary reviews
John still knows where he is, in a dimly-lit lab out of a Michael Crichton novel, but damned if that rattling noise doesn't remind him of gunfire in a hot zone, and the spots flooding his eyes are sun on the desert, burning his retinas. Spoilers for HOUN
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Santa Baiting by PrettyArbitrary reviews
In which Sherlock has an adversarial relationship with Santa Claus, and John invents a new holiday tradition.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5056 - Favs: 11,615 - Follows: 1,335 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lessons by Otter Child reviews
Vignettes chronicling the first year of Jenny's life with her father. An impulsive young girl has a lot to learn. And so does an reckless man who thought he knew it all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Not So Innocent by Flaming Trails reviews
Everyone thinks Victor Van Dort is a rather innocent fellow. But he's hiding a secret under his mattress. . . .
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Victor V. - Complete
The Real One by Pirate Perian reviews
Rose and the Doctor are more or less the same as before. Except not. Set after the events of "Journey's End."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Before, After, Maybe by Pirate Perian reviews
Something's been troubling the Doctor, and it's keeping Rose awake. Set after the events of "The Satan Pit."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Rubicon by GreenWood Elf reviews
Lord Beckett's wife joins him in the Caribbean just as the seas fall under her husband's control. Sequel to My Friendliest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,721 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Cutler B. - Complete
My Friendliest by GreenWood Elf reviews
The correspondence of Lord Cutler Beckett and his wife in England.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Cutler B. - Complete
Nine Months and Counting by PlayerPiano reviews
After three years of marriage, Victor and Victoria are expecting a new addition to the Van Dort clan.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,324 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Another Man's Daughter reviews
"She's not mine. She's his daughter, the Time Lord's daughter, and I've got no right to have her here." After an accident, Jenny is stranded in the parallel universe with the human Doctor. The Doctor lost her once, and he doesn't plan on letting that happen again. But with a mysterious entity kidnapping children all over the world, he may not have a choice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,033 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Rose T.