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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS:Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" (which all of my friends are staring saying "yup that sounds like her")
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you almost cried and if you're against abortion, re-post this in your profile
This is a NO WHINING ZONE!
CHILDHOOD is for spoiling ADULTHOOD!
Ladies don't start fights. They finish them.
Good girls, are bad girls never gotten caught.
It's not because I'm opinionated. I'm just always right!
I'm right! You're wrong! Any questions?
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, ANGELOFTHEBLACKROSES, XxQueenXxOfXxLightXx, JasmineTaylorHendersonCullen LittleMissNephlem
1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?
And then her shoulders. (Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
I write sins not Tragedies by Panic!At The Disco
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
a few hours ago I was getting out of the car from getting dinner.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Kaze No Stigma fanfiction
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
yes t was kinda weird and not all that fun.
11. When did you last laugh?
This afternoon at color guard practice
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
an award I got and the pink/purple paint I picked out it was supposed to be a light pink but it came out darker than I thought
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
that it is quite random
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
many things that's for sure
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I am more badass the I seam
18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
over all equality and for teens to be taken slightly more seriously
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes and I'm really bad at it
20. George Bush:
is a failed president (I don't know)
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes the world is a wonderful place and I would like to see what it has to offer
I like to read, so I must have no life.
I'm a self-proclaimed nerd, so I must have no friends.
I write, so I must have no social life to speak of.
I like to sing, so I must have problems expressing myself.
I like Glee, so I must be a loser
ALL OF THESE ARE UNTRUE! Stereotypes annoy me. If they annoy you too, repost this on your profile!
IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
I am the boy who never finished, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN...
You're not sure whether you're supposed to clap and your just lightly pressing you hands together waiting for someone else to be the first one.
You're supposed to know the answer to a religious question and you're like "CRAP!"
You leave the classroom for a minute to go to the bathroom or something and the entire class is taking a test and when you get back, the door is locked and your desperately trying to get someone to open the door without getting everyone to stare at you.
Your parents unintentionally make an innuendo O_O
Your best friend has a crush on you (most awkward thing of all freaking time)
You think a guy likes you and you tell him you just want to be friends when he never liked you in the first place
You try to spit out your gum and it lands on the floor but you don't want anyone to see you picking chewed gum up off the floor
Your teacher asks you where your homework is and everyone's staring at you while you don't have it and your trying tosome crap excuse
You wait for about three hours in a restaurant for your date who never shows up while the waitstaff is constantly making subtle hints that all mean "either order something or get the hell out"
You go to someone's house for a party on the wrong night
A water fountain is broken and sprays you in the pants (we've all been there)
Someone makes a "That's what she said" joke that makes no sense (this is more funny than awkward)
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