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Joined 05-12-13, id: 4720712, Profile Updated: 10-16-16
Author has written 20 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, and Naruto.

Um...Hello...Don't really have a clue of what to do (that rhymed :D) so I'll just put a few random things here, if you all don't mind.

I love making up my own languages.
I have several random words I use in random and/or awkward situations.
I'm aspiring to be a successful writer.
I'm crazy(in a good way?).
I tried writing a few songs of my own, ended up to be the worst failures ever.
I love carrots and grapes, and MANGOES!
I think I have an accent...?
I feel really [insert positive emotion here] right now.
I'm Dominican/American/Irish/Native American/French Canadian/Polish/ I forgot the rest.
I have a boatload of several fanfictions that I've started, abandoned, restarted, abandoned, began, restarted, and abandoned. I keep losing motivation, then getting it, then putting it off, and yeah... I'll try and see if I can write a good amount of chapters, or maybe even finish a few, and then put up all the fanfictions I've been holding back for RoTG and HTTYD and Naruto and so on...
I didn't forget to mention that I am a total anime freak, did I?
I'm through and through a shadow reader. I can't bring myself to review, I find it scary for some reason... Maybe I'll get over it soon, who knows.
I'm a horribly shy person though I usually cover it up. I've had this account for a while and I've just been too scared to review/really do anything with it... BUT I AM WILLING TO SHOW MEH FACE OUT DEAH!
My internet is derpy and horrible and really bad at staying stable enough for a good connection, so more often then not I probably won't be able to respond to literaly anything. Sorry in advance for anything negative that happens as a result of my crappy internet.
My taste in music is very broad, that's for sure. I'm really not one for most of the mainstream music nowadays, but if I feel like it's good-or if it's stuck in my head-I'll probably listen to it. Honestly though, I'm actually beginning to abhor all this music that focuses solely on drugs, alchohol, and (LE M RATED WORD. Am I allowed to say it without negative consequences here?). And anways, we all know the '80s had the best music. Admit it people, admit it.
My favourite(or favorite whichever you prefer) song is The Girl From Ipanema w/ Astrud Gilberto, Joao Gilberto, and Stan Getz.
I'm an open-minded person when it comes to shipping, so I guess I ship a lot of things(?)/I'm tolerant of most shippings.

I MUST NOW GO AND LEARN HOW TO USE FANFICTION.NET because I have no idea how to do anything...

I wish all you lovely people out there good luck! Respect others, forever and always! GOLDEN RULE APPLIES PEOPLES (no matter how corny it is). Now, I have dubbed all ye whom have deemed this worthy enough to read, purely awesome people (because you have to be a super-good person to read this piece of nonsense). Good luck to all, and to all a good night! Or good morning...or good evening...or good afternoon...you get it :)

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowlegde is limited. Imagination encircles the world" - Albert Einstein

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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 139 - Words: 672,028 - Reviews: 19118 - Favs: 12,743 - Follows: 12,513 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Touchscreen by AliceUnderSkies13 reviews
Jack is an android. Hiccup is human. Add two cellphones and you get an interesting relationship. Maybe they'll actually get to touch someday… like really touch.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
Hora Somni by Old Beginning New Ending reviews
Many parents were frightened—many more prayed it would come and just go—"Just as it always had," a frail, old grandmother said, her eyes sightless and long-used to peering into the dark since the light had been stolen from her years ago. "They only take what they need." (HiJack/FrostCup Horror) A collection of tales to be taken right before bed. AU
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,545 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33630 - Favs: 21,397 - Follows: 16,676 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Project GUARDIAN: The Rise & Fall by Her Head In the Clouds reviews
When Princess Thia is kidnapped by British terrorist, Pitch Black, a mysterious secret agent comes the rescue. But protecting her is a challenge as he is wanted dead by multiple spy agencies. Now she and the ex-spy who only goes by the codename 'JACK FROST' must work together and stop Pitch, all while uncovering the dark secrets of something he left called the GUARDIAN program. AU
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 581,093 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Youth by Guardian of Heart reviews
[Modern!AU: HiJack] Jack lives next door to the Haddock family who recently moved in. He meets their only son, Henrik, who he nicknames Hiccup and befriends. They surpass a great deal of hardships, and over the years, their friendship blossoms and flourishes into something more.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 271,277 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Stay That Way by Team Dragon Star reviews
"I was depressed... You're surrounded by every single thought you never thought you'd have... If you're reading this right now that means you're alive. Stay that way." Modern!Hijack. Trigger Warnings: bullying, depression, suicidal thoughts and actions, but NO DEATH, cursing. This features quotes from Joel Faviere's "Stay That Way" Suicide Awareness video on YouTube.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Bunnymund, Jack's sister - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4622 - Favs: 7,805 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Apocryphal Gallery by Just Call Me Endy reviews
I guess if there's one thing I've learned, it's that we all have our images to hide behind. It's like inviting someone into a museum to look at all of the pretty paintings of fake people, because it's not often that you meet someone who wants to take the picture down and look past the lies at what's waiting behind it. And that includes yourself.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 269,977 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost]
A Midwinter's Tale by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
Man cannot see sprites, but when Jack Frost falls in love with a quirky horseman, Father Winter grants him a chance to be with his beloved and turns him human. If he can win Hiccup's heart by the first sign of spring, the spell remains. But if winter ends and the other boy doesn't feel the same, once more he will be an immortal spirit, never to be seen by human eyes again. hijack
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,151 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Ravens and Writing Desks by Panda54 reviews
One pill makes you larger and the other pill makes you small. Come join me in this magnificent world called Wonderland. Come one, come all. -Pretty weird, messed up story of how Jack goes to Wonderland. This is HiJack, yes.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,075 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Albus Potter and the Global Revelation by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 1/7. Structured like original HP books. Albus starts at Hogwarts! The world is in tumult over a vital question: in the age of technology, should Muggles be informed of magic now before they find out anyway? But there are more problems (see long summary inside). And Albus is right in the center of them all. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,469 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
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Realism reviews
She doesn't know how she got here, and she doesn't know how to leave. But one thing is certain; she will claw her way to the edge of the universe, if it means getting back to her family. And no anime, manga, story plot, laws of physics, ninjas, Kages, misplaced feelings of belonging, pseudo-families, fangirling, or Naruto's and Rookie Eleven's can stop her. WARNING: Cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Realism:OMAKEs and Extra Stuff reviews
These are just all the extra, and much more fun, stuff that I thought were probably Not A Good Idea within the original story. Bad jokes, chapter outlines, music, and alternate scenes that didn't really fit in can be found HERE. Enter with caution! Also, you probably won't understand anything here without reading Realism, so just loop-de-loop back on over there, yeah?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
All Fools' Day reviews
I decided to April Fools everyone and participate in the HiJack March Madness in April instead of March. Will be updated as frequently as possible.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,158 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 4/1/2015 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost]
Songs in School reviews
Prank war is declared by Jack against everyone else. He really hates that song. Something like a continuation of Frosty the Prankman. I hope this can count as a contribution to the HiJack Revolution even though there isn't exactly any specific HiJack scenes... Rated T because all my other pranks were rated T so I might as well lump this in with that category.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Bunnymund, Jamie - Complete
Test Drive Gone Wrong reviews
Hiccup and Toothless' first official flight didn't exactly go as planned.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Gobber, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Fly Me To The Moon reviews
Jack returns from his banishment. The Man in the Moon is starting to realize what a terrible mistake he made. Rated T because it seems like an appropiate rating.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Jack Frost, Man in the Moon - Complete
Greenhouse Gases Greenhouse Grasses reviews
A little drabble on kindergarteners attempting to make sense of global warming. Also a contribution to the HiJack Revolution. Rated K for mentions of methane being released from someone's backside.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Hiccup, Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
The Hangover II BroHiJacked reviews
The title basicaly says it all. Just a few scenes from the movie I thought would be funny to broHiJack. Alan is still Alan, Hiccup is Stu, and Jack is Phil. Rated M because... well, the movie is rated R right? That transfers to M in fanfiction, right? So yeah... That's pretty much self-explanatory, I guess.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Frosty The Prankman reviews
Yeah, I can't do titles. Uh, so it's a continuation of Capture the Moment and Revenge is Served, kind of. It'd be great if you could read those two first, in that order, before reading this one, but it's not really necessary. We need more HiJack Revolutionaries people! Rated T for half-nudity, extreme humilation, horrible Aussie accents, and a curse word. Mainly humor.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Bunnymund - Complete
99 Bottles of Beer reviews
Jack forces Hiccup to go out drinking with him. Rated T for drunkness(what's the correct word for that?), some curse words, a few sexual themes, and sex that happened but was never seen or described in writing. It's all humor, people, just humor.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
Sand Tales reviews
Hiccup and Jack go to the beach. Rated T for sexual humor, sexual themes, and mature language. It's really just more silly HiJack.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Astrid - Complete
Revenge Is Served reviews
Hiccup gets revenge, and makes sure Jack will forever regret videotaping him. Rated T for near-nudity, a curse word, and a poor attempt to copy those tongue movements true rockstars can do. Urgh, ratings...
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Bunnymund - Complete
Yummy Ice Cream reviews
Hiccup and Jack eat some ice cream. Another contribution to the HiJack revolution. Rated T for implied sexual themes and boys kissing. But seriously there's not alot of that..Argh, ratins ratings ratings, always making things sound worse then they are!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
Pool Day reviews
Hiccup and Jack go to the pool. A drabbley-drabble for the HiJack Revolution.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
Capture That Moment reviews
Jack and a camera and Hiccup singing in the shower. A contributioin to the HiJack Revolution. Rated T for not-described nudity and slightly insulting language...? This rating thing is a bit more confusing than I thought...
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Jack Frost, Hiccup] - Complete
Explosions During Dates reviews
Another drabble for the HiJack Revolution. Hiccup blew up someone's lawn. I think that's enough right there.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Astrid, Fishlegs I. - Complete
Nausicaä Scene HiJacked reviews
I took a scene from Nausicaä and HiJacked it. I thought this would be a good time to put it up, what with the revolution going on and all. I'm rating it T because there is slight gore in it...Am I doing this rating thing right?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Hiccup, Jack Frost, Baby Tooth - Complete
Fly By reviews
A drabbley-drabble thingy in response to the challange itsanauthorthing put out. I don't know anything about anything so please just bear with me. Uh, not really any romance though...Sorry.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Jack Frost - Complete
Kia Optima Commercial HiJacked reviews
Another little drabble of a commercial that I HiJacked.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Bunnymund, Baby Tooth - Complete
Zales Commercial HiJacked reviews
A tiny drabble of a commercial that I HiJacked.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Toothless, Baby Tooth - Complete