Michael Khale
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Joined 10-17-03, id: 472092, Profile Updated: 08-05-10
Author has written 7 stories for Warhammer, Dungeons and Dragons, and Kim Possible.

I have gone by several aliases: Solo, Pharaoh's Fist, and Dandu among them.

I write because I am sick of people saying "You can't criticize Eragon, because you haven't written anything." Now, I have not only authored works, but they are arguably better than what Paolini comes up with because I actually listen to feedback from people and am not a pretentious git.

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A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
At the Centerfold of the Storm by SHADO Commander reviews
WINNER OF EIGHT FANNIE AWARDS! Posing for THAT risque photo in CLIQUE CLIQUE lit the fuse. Now, stripped of the protection that being a minor gave her, Kim has to come to terms with herself, her changing relationship with a certain green former hero, and a deadly new world where there's a price on her head! Sorry for the long delay, but CHAPTER 61 is FINALLY here!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 292,683 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Kim P., Shego
Words Hurt, Shego by RevSrVixena reviews
Shego never thought that words could hurt, but what if it was a single word that did all the damage? KIGO
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,572 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Off The Record by Albrecht Starkarm reviews
A comic disaster develops into an unexpected union. Warning: contains graphic depictions of gorgeous lesbians writhing, stroking, kissing, kneading... Where was I?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,919 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Unveiled Feelings by introvertedtiger reviews
KIGO. It's funny how one awkward conversation with Anne Possible could change the course of Kim's life so drastically...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Against the Wind by Dungeonwriter reviews
Bridging the gap between Lightspeed and Titans Together, Jinx may have saved Kid Flash once, but she still is a villain and he wants to save her from a life in crime. In this chapter: Wally and Jinx, just for this moment
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
12 Days of Kigo by introvertedtiger reviews
KIGO. Kim and Shego show their friends and enemies how they celebrate the holidays. God have mercy on them all.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,853 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Niklaus Saga by The Fox1 reviews
COMPLETE! A Paladin fights a Succubus and wins, but her soul is trapped within his own. Rated R for violence and language. REWRITE PENDING!
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,095 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Complete
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More Tales from the Black Millenium reviews
Wherein Blackadder meets Ciaphas Cain. Hilarity ensues.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - C. Cain
Code of Conduct reviews
In the original ending for So the Drama, Shego dies after being kicked into the radio tower. The writers changed it due to poo rreception by test audiences, but you have to wonder how things would have turned out if Kim had killed Shego.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kim P. - Complete
China Syndrome reviews
"This sich is messed up," Kim though to herself. "It's like bad mix between a Tom Clancy novel and Modern Warfare."
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,555 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Invaders from the Eighth Dimension reviews
In which Fistbeard Beardfist learns that his actions always have consequences, and that sometimes those consequences come with madness and a helping of tentacles.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010
Shego's Maniacal Revenge reviews
Shego loses it temporarily in the aftermath of a battle.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Shego, Kim P. - Complete
The Fountain of Unlikely Chance reviews
Oh, what wacky hi-jinks will ensue when you have a dwarf who can heal by drinking alcohol...
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010
Blackadder 40K: Tales from the Black Millennium reviews
It is the 41st millennium, and there is only Blackadder.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete