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Joined 05-13-13, id: 4722683, Profile Updated: 12-06-14
Author has written 2 stories for X-Men: Evolution, and Teen Titans.

hiya people :) thx 4 readin me profile!!

Fav fanfic:

Harry Potter

Teen Titans

Warriors

Storm Hawks

Naruto

Avatar last air bender

Real steel

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For those of you who love DBZ fanfics, i recomend looking up M.trunkslover102 (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4475886/M-trunkslover102)

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The truth about Rock, Paper, Scissors.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

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Some of My Favourite Quotes that I've found while drifting around;

"The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love someone else."

"Don't take life seriously, we're not to make it out alive anyway." (epic fav)

"Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it." (lol)

"Parents call it talking back, we call it explaining."

"Sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on and do nothing."

"Teenagers; The Most misunderstood people on earth. Expected to act like adults but treated like children."

"LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE: If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look at the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's comedy!"

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

"Never let the muggles get you down."

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This is what happens when I make pizza or anything really with my dad, I really do love Harry Potter... My dads a bit over it I think XD.

Me; Why isn't my pizza done yet?

My Dad; It's only been in for three minutes. Just wait.

Me; I DID MY WAITING!!

My Dad; Oh god. Not again.

Me; TEWELVE YEARS OF IT!!

My Dad; Every. Single. Time.

Me; IN AZKABAN!!!

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"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!"

"The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?"

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours."

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"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

'm 0 m' (was your hero)

and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? (or visa versa, what ever gender u r)

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?

when - WAR- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing and what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper.

Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you.

Crazy is when I slapped myself just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming an insanely good dream, and didn’t wake up.

Crazy is when you're losing a staring contest and decide to slap your opponent.

Crazy is when you suddenly burst out laughing and shake your head when someone asks you what's so funny.

Crazy is when you think it's funnier to jump around than to walk.

Crazy is when you shove your locker close with a kick, even if your hands are empty.

Crazy is when you close a book suddenly because the topic got too darn exciting.

Crazy is when you decide to say "Meine Führer", trying to convince people that you know German.

Crazy is when you walk around in the rain even when everyone is inside the building staring at you.

Crazy is when you jump onto your friends back suddenly, specially when you know they can't lift your weight.

Crazy is when someone is talking and you suddenly interrupt saying things like, "Did you know North Korea is not on Google Maps?"

Crazy is when you go to your room, forget what you were looking for, leave, then you remember and forget again when go back to look for it.

If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

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-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! xD

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

- Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

- I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder

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You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93% of you people that read this won't repost, but for those of you who don't, he still loves you :)

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90 of teens today would die if facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

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Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!

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Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

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Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To:

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?

Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?

Can you cry under water ?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated.. instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like... every two hours ?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a SMALL hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? AREN'T THEY BOTH DOGS??

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner..?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?

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some stuff that makes me laugh:

Looks at homework* That's it! Screw college, I'm going into the fast food buisness!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"

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A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back

When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

It's easy to love someone when the sun is shining, it's during the storms that you find out who cares for you.

(awwww i love this one)

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If you think that Vegeta and Bulma are a match made in heaven repost this to your profile.
If you think the Yamcha and Bulma are a match made in the depths of hell repost this to your profile

(lol i like this one)

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If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

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A Different Messenger by SophrionaSphinx reviews
I love "Harry is rescued from the Dursleys" stories but never found one that was quite right. So I had to write one myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,957 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Lori Fitzgerald desperately wanted a normal, boring even college experience. But a certain magic Disney Encyclopedia had other plans when it dropped into her life. Join her and her loyal Companions in their mad-cap adventures on Trinity College campus as they learn from some very familiar Disney faces what's truly important. Currently in Season 5- Junior Fall *Updates Sundays*
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 90 - Words: 549,473 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 6/14/2012
Force Bond 1: Orphan by KittandChips reviews
AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,383 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Second Chances by LAXgirl reviews
G1. Starscream is given a choice other than execution after the end of the war: rebirth through Vector Sigma. Reformatted as a sparkling, he's taken in by Optimus and Ironhide as their son. Too bad Ironhide isn't too keen on the idea. OP/IH, future SS/SF
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Free to Fly by Mahina reviews
Luke is nine and a slave in Jabba's palace when Darth Vader returns to fulfill an old promise. LV list challenge.
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Our Mutual Enemy by Houndeye reviews
The Empire is on the offensive. The Rebels are fleeing for their lives...and General Grievous is caught in the middle of a war he doesn't understand. Post Rebels Season 1 AU, rated T for violence
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Ezra B., G. Orrelios/Zeb, Hera S., Ahsoka T./Fulcrum
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,921 - Reviews: 5761 - Favs: 11,236 - Follows: 12,061 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton, Amphitrite
The Authoress by I Am The Silver Lining reviews
Three women land themselves into the Transformers: Prime cartoon. One transformers enthusiast, one hater, and a neutral are all it takes to stir up some crazy days.. and some EXTRA fun nights. (rated M for everything) (Pure crack and feels)
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The Little Man by showmaster64x reviews
Owen Lars has doubts about where his loyalties ought to lie. With the Jedi, Kenobi, whom he has met once, or with a man who is supposed to be part of his family. Meanwhile, Boba Fett begins to piece things together quite accidentally. AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,377 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Owen L. - Complete
Palpatine Ad Portas by Ieyre reviews
When Palpatine moves Empire Day to Naboo, Darth Vader is forced to confront a past he thought better buried. Admiral Piett becomes the reluctant confidante of the Emperor, caught in the middle of a deadly Sith cat-and-mouse mind game. Meanwhile, Luke returns to his mother's home world to pay his respects, unaware of the grave danger he is in. [Sequel to 'In Loco Pirates']
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,158 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
Drone 2: Drone Harder by LeaderPinhead reviews
Jeffrey is a Vehicon. A neon green, Spanish soap opera loving, gaming troll, and squirrel hunter (i.e. kitty) collector Vehicon. Apparently neither the Autobots nor the Decepticons ever got that memo. What's a Vehicon to do when he's roped back into a war he never wanted to fight? [Sequel to Drone and A Drone Named Jeffrey] [eventual ArceexOC]
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Garden of Eden by BetaRayThorse reviews
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Bound by Qwae29 reviews
Book 1 of the Force of Providence Series-The Force moves in mysterious ways and all are bound to its ultimate will, especially the Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,122 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Stray by Space Opera Singer reviews
It was so easy to forget that Ezra grew up on the streets, since when he wasn't picking pockets and slicing locks on missions, he had the personality of a mooka pup, all bright eyed and eager for attention. But then there were some moments when it was really driven home that there was a lot more to Ezra beneath the cheerful teenage façade he showed the world.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,412 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 8/2/2015
In some ways, a Family by RadicalCat reviews
"We're a crew. A team. In some ways, a family." Family. This will take some getting used too. A collection of stories and moments with the Ghost crew. Drabbles, Fluff and Trash ahead.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,733 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Ezra B., Kanan J., Sabine W., Hera S.
A Love Out of Reach by AutobotV reviews
Jazz a Gamma class Cybertronian lives wishing and hoping of a better life. Treated like scrap by the higher classes his dreams are slowly fading but one meeting with a possible Alpha class might change all of that. More details inside! Rated for a REASON!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,825 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Optimus Prime, Jazz
Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message by Lucillia reviews
Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
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The Future in my Hands reviews
If there's one thing 15-year-old Sam wasn't expecting, it was this. After her drunk father crashed the car, she knew she was going to a better place. But the world of the teen titans wasn't quite what she was expecting.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,562 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Robin, Slade, OC
running forward reviews
To escape his abusive grandfather, a young mutant boy runs away from the only home he's ever known. Will he survive on is own? Or will he be dragged back into the world that he's trying to run from?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,450 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Sabretooth, OC