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Joined 05-13-13, id: 4722808, Profile Updated: 04-19-14
Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kingdom Hearts, Fairy Tail, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."

A Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens.


“Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.”

Erica Jong.


This account contains the joint writings of EvilMidget6 and LieutenantProbable

Our Fanfiction

Hetalia School for Vampire Hunters

Anime: Hetalia

Status: Complete- 25 Chapters

Summary: AU. Alfred is a determined vampire hunter in training. But this training is put to the test when he actually meets one. Arthur is irritating, British and unnervingly attractive. But even Alfred's not stupid enough to fall in love with him. USUK GerIta Spamano.

Awesome dedications: A HUGE thank you to Eelnais for making this fan-trailer for our fic. Literally, it touched us both so much that you would take the time to do this. xxx http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McnPrUTZxKw

Extra Stuff:

We had lots of problems uploading the 'Vampire Database' from Bonus Chapter Two - below is a link to a screenshot of the original word doc. for anyone who can't see it properly in FF.

http://i.imgur.com/QwOwwKc.png

Below is the link for some bonus material as a thanks for 250 reviews - pictures of a few locations and the first year academy timetable.

http://i.imgur.com/HvaJdrO.png

THANK YOU FOR 400 REVIEWS! In celebration we have put together a trailer for our fic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAUTdctyHrM&feature=youtu.be


The Twelve Gays of Christmas

Anime: Hetalia

Status: Hiatus- 9 Chapters (to be resumed and completed December 2014)

Summary: AU. Hetalia love stories based on classic fairy tales. One for each 'day of Christmas.' US/UK, GerIta, Spamano and others

Extra Stuff: Trailer for our Christmas Fanfiction - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS5JAMxTPSU


Once Upon a Dream

Video Game: Kingdom Hearts II

Status: Complete - One-Shot.

Summary: When Axel learns to dream, he no longer wants to wake. Akuroku, one-shot.


Nervous Talker

Anime: Hetalia

Status: Complete - One-Shot.

Summary: AU. Alfred has always had a way with words...just not a very good one. USUK, minor Franada, one-shot.


Character Flaws

Anime: Hetalia

Status: Incomplete - Two-Shot.

Summary: AU. How did Lovino meet Antonio? Well, he was young and he needed the money. Spamano, minor Prumano, Franada, GerIta, PruAus and just a teeny bit of USUK.


A Touch of Madness

Anime: Hetalia

Status: Incomplete

Summary: Ivan is an obsessive compulsive millionaire, Yao is his therapist. A story about madness, the struggles of recovery and love overcoming fear. Ivan/Yao, AU.


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A Good Lesson reviews
"You don't need a good talking to, what you're in need of boy, is to be taught a lesson." Or the day Eren realised he was a masochist. Levi/Eren, Drabble.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/17/2014
Outlaw reviews
Hetalia AU. Alfred is cheerful, self-assured and above all, dangerous. But even after a robbery, an affair and a murder, Arthur still longs to see him again. USUK, FrUK and Franada, one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
Morning Routine reviews
Gajeel is a notorious blanket thief, Levy decides to take revenge. Gajeel/Levy, Drabble.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Character Flaws reviews
AU. How did Lovino meet Antonio? Well, he was young and he needed the money. Spamano, minor Prumano, Franada, GerIta, PruAus and just a teeny bit of USUK, two-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/16/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Nervous Talker reviews
AU. Alfred has always had a way with words...just not a very good one. USUK, minor Franada, one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Once Upon a Dream reviews
When Axel learns to dream, he no longer wants to wake. Akuroku, one-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Twelve Gays of Christmas - A Love Story reviews
AU. Hetalia love stories based on classic fairy tales. One for each 'day of Christmas.' US/UK, GerIta, Spamano and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,463 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - England/Britain, America
Hetalia School for Vampire Hunters reviews
AU. Alfred is a determined vampire hunter in training. But this training is put to the test when he actually meets one. Arthur is irritating, British and unnervingly attractive. But even Alfred's not stupid enough to fall in love with him. USUK GerIta Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,961 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete