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Hey guys!

I'm really a Leo Valdez and a valdangelo fan. I also like Perico. (I'm thinking of writing a one-shot of them soon) I also like Jico, thorki and a bunch of other couples.

FAVORITE STORIES: Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Artemis Fowl, Twilight... the list could never end.

FAVORITE HOBBY: reading stories on Fanfiction and playing on the computer.

FAVORITE SAYING: Don't judge a book by it's cover.

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area.

RANDOM THOUGHTS TIME!!!!!!!!

Being mature is overrated.

If the plural of goose is geese, then shouldn't the plural of moose be meese?

The one time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I watched this movie where a serial killer, killed this guy's wife. Then later, a mass kidnapper steals his kid. So, the whole movie is just him trying to find his kid. Do you want to guess the title? Here's the answer: FINDING NEMO!!!

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What’d you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

You don't know when , but I will trip you. When you don't expect it- BAM- You've just been tripped.

I think that people in horror movies would still be alive if they just listened to me.

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to investigate each other?

I totally take back all those times that I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

It's cold and windy days like today, that make me glad that I put on pants this morning.

Recent surveys show that 100% of people that drink water die.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

I see regular people!

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

I didn't fall! I was testing gravity!

SlinkyEscalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

The term 'we are expecting' when talking about a child is weird. It makes it sound like there can be more than one outcome. "We are expecting a baby. But, it could be a velociraptor."

100% of people that drink water... DIE!! -gasp-

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Music is my boyfriend.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.


Did you guys ever get the feeling that yaoi couples are not all that appreciated? I do. I mean seriously! Some of the best animes are yaoi! besides who doesn't love a good yaoi couple? besides the homo-haters. So here's a rebellious list of my favorite yaoi and anime couples:

Valdangelo (Leo Valdez and Nico)

Solangelo (Will Solace and Nico DiAngelo)

Perico (Percy and Nico)

jico (Jason and Nico)

Valson (Leo valdez and Jason)

Person ( -_- I freaked when that was the couple name for Percy and Jason)

Jason/Percy/Nico

Germany/Italy (From Hetalia)

France/Spain/Prussia (From hetalia)

Prussia/Austria(From Hetalia)

America/Canada(From Hetalia)

Prussia/India(From Hetalia)

England/India(From Hetalia)

America/England(From Hetalia)

France/England(From Hetalia)

France/Canada(From Hetalia)

Germany / Prussia (From Hetalia)

Ito Keita and Endo Tsuzuki (From the Gakuen Heaven anime)

Omi Shichijou and Hidaki Nakajima (also from Gakuen heaven)

Kaoru and Newa (Gakuen Heaven)

Tatsumi Souichi and Tetsuhiro Morinaga (Koisuru Boukun)

Tatsumi Tomoe and Kurokawa (Koisuru boukun)

Steven / Wallace (From Pokemon {I don't care that it's not a yaoi anime})

Muraki / Oriya (From Yami No Matsuei)


I've in a lot of teams. But there's one team I'll never forget... GO TEAM LEO! ;)

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Dip Your Feather Wisely by ChibiStarr reviews
A collections of prompt-based drabbles, mostly centered around Prussia and his most famous ruler, Frederick the Great. Brief glimpses into the lives the two shared together, following their triumphs and defeats, loves and losses, wars and peacetime. One man changed Prussia's history forever and left his mark on history for all time, and on his kingdom, in more ways than one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 250,898 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 9/29/2011 - [Prussia, Fritz] Germany
Leico I FARKING LOVE IT! by QueenOfStalkers reviews
This is a series of Leico one-shots. I started this for my own amusement but I am so glad that so many people like it so much! Reviews make me happy (like it is unhealthy). These range from really cute and sweet, to 'what the hell happened to her'. Trust me it is worth it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,074 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Leo V., Nico A.] - Complete
Always You by 12whitewhine reviews
Jason realizes the incredible importance of Nico in his life - one that transcends the last war and continues to his present life. But will meeting someone new change that, or would it only intensify his yearnings?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,457 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Nico A., Jason G.
Blue Hawaiians by midnightinjapan reviews
Percy sees an old friend when Jason and Grover force him to go out for his birthday. Percico - Percy/Nico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Seasons Change by Hitome-Chan reviews
Percy Jackson had gleaned a couple of things from the return of Nico di Angelo in his life: One, everything is better when you're drunk. Two: cigarettes taste bad but could be worse. Three: he might possibly be the teeniest-tiniest bit unequivocally gay.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,169 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Then I Was Young and Unafraid by That One Eccedentesiast reviews
This was not how Germany expected to find Austria outside his bedroom door this morning. In retrospect, it probably wasn't where Austria expected to find himself either. De-aged!Austria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,695 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Germany, Austria, Switzerland - Complete
Why can't we be friends by SweetPeapod reviews
In which Ragnor is mainly an unwilling participant in Magnus's adventures. "Magnus, you are not throwing your cat a sardine themed birthday party."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Magnus B.
All The Time In The World by historiadiscordia reviews
Leo and Nico discover that conducting a relationship in secret, while confined to a boat, surrounded by friends who are unaware of your current gayness can be ... awkward, to say the least. Not that it means they're going to stop, or anything. NicoXLeo fluff and (hopefully) cuteness
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,078 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Leo V., Nico A.] - Complete
May I? by Defilia reviews
Nothing like dancing the way we used to. Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
A Pirates Life For Me by TheAlmightyCrysChan reviews
Leico Pirate AU. -"So...uh...mind telling me what you're doing here?" He questioned her, the confidence in his voice wavering as he asked. He didn't want to seem weak in front of her, but he couldn't help it with the tone she'd been giving him.- Warning! There will be cross-dressing, and yaoi in this chapter. If you don't like, don't read. Rated M for later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,075 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Leo V., Nico A.
Crimson Apple Lies by LakhesisdiAngelo reviews
-The Kids are Human, mortal, deal with it.- Jason, Percy, and Nico are known as the Royals in their school, Piper and Annabeth are too, soon Leo may join the ranks. **Contains: Percabeth, Valdangelo, Frazel, Jasper**
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Leo V., Nico A.] [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
Opposites Attract by CryChick12345 reviews
Annabeth Chase is a whiz kid. Even though people consider Annabeth a genius she cannot find away tutor her boyfriend Percy. Perhaps Percy is not teachable. Until Nico deicide to take a crack at it. Things are about to get compacted. Percy is about to find out two things. One, math is harder to learn then it seems and two, he is possible in love with the freak known as Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,661 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Bad Touch Trio: A Lovegame by MissSkulduggeryPleasant reviews
A bad romance involving the Bad Touch Trio. Prussia/Spain/France...Gilbert/Antonio/Francis. They are known by their human names as well as their representatives. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,764 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - France, Spain - Complete
The Gods Danced by LxIsxJustice reviews
"You lost our game, don't you remember? And the loser has to perform something for the winner." Prince Soma loses a bet with Ciel, and now, he's not the only one paying for it. Agni/Soma Rated for a reason.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Prince Soma, Agni - Complete
Behind Red Eyes by Daughter Of The Revolution reviews
A Rome/Germania through Prussia's point of view. And MPreg, because I can. ;P
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Germania, Ancient Rome] Prussia - Complete
Power Switch by epic win reviews
Jace can't stop thinking about that night on the boat that he and Simon shared. SLASH Jace/Simon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Gilded Cage by Haiku Kitten reviews
Light finds a use for L. Rape, MPreg, one sided Misa/Light, non consensual Light/L, future Light/L DISCONTINUED
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,854 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - L, Misa A.
Let's Paint! by Surrender In Dance reviews
Germany decides to paint his house and unfortunately calls upon Italy and Japan for help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete