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Author has written 2 stories for Black Lagoon, and Harry Potter.
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The Swarm of War by VexMaster reviews
A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 64 - Words: 386,811 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 6/14/2011
A World full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,651 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 3/18 - Naruto U., OC
Biomass Effect by Beastrider9 reviews
All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,071 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 8/8/2014
Imperium Aeternit by ArcturusWolf reviews
Nirn has been unified under the banner of the Empire, and its subjects reach to the stars. Fearing contact by a hostile species, they build up their military might; what will happen when an intrepid Batarian slaver ring opens a Mass Relay and attacks this Empire? Will they ever accept peace? M: V/L
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,610 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Shepard (F)
Chosen Ones by arturus reviews
Born thousands of years apart 2 children of prophecy are thrown together after a cosmic accident. Paul Atreides is just beginning his journey while an emotionally scarred Harry has completed his and found that his life is still not his own. Beta read by XRaiderV1.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dune - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,650 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P.
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 554,153 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: Rise of an Empire by Lord-Drakos reviews
ON HIATUS. Discovering his magic at an early age, Harry Potter set's out on a journey of adventure. An encounter with a Goa'uld however, sets him on the path of conquest and godhood. Powerful-Godlike Harry. Goa'uld Harry. Gray Harry. Rated M for violence and language. Warning: Contains Cliches.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,929 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Whiskey Wedding by Ash J Boomstick reviews
Harry Potter is ready for his 3rd year at Hogwarts, he's blown up his Aunt Marge and staying at the Leaky Cauldron. His summer isn't all fun and games though, a recent escaped mass murderer has the Ministry flustered and they find a Marriage Contract that wreaks of Ogden's Finest signed by Sirius Black and James Potter. Now Harry has to survive a madman and plan a wedding!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,695 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Harry P., Andromeda T., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.]
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy. Expanded from the one-shot by request, art available via profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 3,476 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Shell of the God-King by alienyouthct reviews
The aptly named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history. Eventual Harry/Illyria/Narcissa/f/f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,253 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Narcissa M.]
Funny Thing, Magic by Graphed Vulgarity reviews
Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,777 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Masks We Wear by NiceThorn reviews
Zuko discovers his uncle's betrayal. Plot divergence at Ba Sing Se. Prince and Princess team up and stay that way, now with 100% more of our favourite blue fire. You might find chapters 14 and 28 interesting. Likely to be somewhat dark, or at least in the shade. Eventually continuing years past the comet. NOW WITH SIDE STORIES, check the links on my profile.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,318 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - [Zuko, Azula]
Firebrand by Not Particularly reviews
Young Azula stays behind the curtain a little longer and overhears something extra. After the meeting, Fire Lord Azulon declares Ozai too bold and orders the ambitious snake's line ended. Grandfather means to kill them all! What should she do? The story of the royal family in exile. A/N inside. Beta'd partly by the lovely Pink Bead Girl
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Azula, Zuko, Ozai, Ursa
Blue Burns the Flame by Pink Bead Girl reviews
What if Zuko's world was turned upside down as the sight of Azula bathing in the stream shatters everything Zuko ever thought he knew about himself. Prompted by NiceThorn's story, "The Masks We Wear." Ch29. Written with kind permission of said author.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Zuko, Azula
Side Story: Twisted Fates by Flailing Orchid reviews
Volume 1-The Dragoon(Complete): A young man visiting Japan is tangled up in SAO's incidents. Using somewhat shady tactics, he stays at the forefront of the leveling curve. After stumbling onto a Unique Skill, he catches the eye of a certain guild leader. Volume 2-Chasing Shadows: The world of ALO is plagued by a notoriously ruthless player known only as Tiamat.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,444 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3942 - Favs: 11,008 - Follows: 10,335 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Wolf and the Journey North by jm1681 reviews
Having received a new lead in Lanos, Holo and Lawrence continue north in search of more information about Yoitsu. As they grow closer, their true feelings for one another come to the surface, but, is a happy ending between them possible? Holo/Lawrence. T for mature themes, nothing graphic. Please Review.
Spice and Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Holo, Kraft Lawrence - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3481 - Favs: 8,010 - Follows: 8,123 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Shattered by jm1681 reviews
One night in prison, something terrible happened to Rebecca. One night many months later, she'll get the chance to settle the score. M for subject matter and language. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Revy - Complete
Cold Guns by jm1681 reviews
When the Thai government reclaims Roanapur, her inhabitants have little choice but to run. Revy and Rock end up in New York City, on their own, and in search of a place in this world of the living. Revy/Rock. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Everyday is Exactly the Same by jm1681 reviews
A day in the life of Revy. An experiment in first-person. One-shot. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Revy - Complete
An Unwise Conspiracy by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Malagueña Salerosa by jm1681 reviews
After returning to Venezuela, Garcia and Roberta come to grips with new feelings for one another. The Lagoon Company gets more than they bargained for on a "simple" job for Abrego. Roberta/Garcia, Revy/Rock. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Roberta - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14330 - Favs: 7,455 - Follows: 5,642 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Friends with Benefits by jm1681 reviews
Rock and Revy's friendship takes an interesting turn as one, simple indiscretion leads to another... Revy/Rock, M for sexual situations and language. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,378 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Revy, Rock - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Santa Okajima by jm1681 reviews
Rock gives the Lagoon Company a small taste of Christmas. One-shot, Revy/Rock. Please Review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Waterfall by jm1681 reviews
Sequel to 'A Clear River'. River continues to grow stronger and even more dangerous when a familiar and most unwelcome visitor finds Serenity. Mal/River. Please review.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,617 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - River, Mal - Complete
Revy vs Crickets by jm1681 reviews
Revy has a cricket in her room and it's keeping her awake. Clearly, there is only one thing she can do; take up her Cutlass. One-shot, Revy/Rock. Please review
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Apples and Oranges by jm1681 reviews
Prequel to Revy fix Rock fix Revy. Revy's having an off-day when she overhears a conversation between Rock and Dutch. Sets things in motion. Revy/Rock. Please review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Round Two by jm1681 reviews
Follow-up to Illusions. Boss Chang has a job for the Lagoon Company. Revy's presence on a job is also requested by Chang who has elected to partner her up with Shenhua. Rock/Revy, M for mild adult situations, violence and language. Please review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Illusions by jm1681 reviews
Follow up to Revy fix Rock fix Revy. Rock, Revy and Balalaika go to New York to settle things with Verrochio. Rock gives Revy a taste of a different life before she confronts her past on Mott Street. Rock/Revy, M primarily for language. Please review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Revy fix Rock fix Revy by jm1681 reviews
Rock finally loses his cool and Revy brings him back to earth just in time for him to be kidnapped. Revy/Rock. Please review.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Revy, Rock - Complete
A House for River by jm1681 reviews
House encounters a strange teenage girl in the clinic, and after a surreal display, is determined to figure out why she is there. Please review.
Crossover - Firefly & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/24/2009 - River, G. House - Complete
A Clear River by jm1681 reviews
River begins to learn to control her mind with varied results. Mal and River's surrogate father/daughter relationship grows. Please review.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,392 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - River, Mal - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 2,764 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Freedom To Be by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
He is not pretending to be unintelligent. He is not wearing a mask to hide his pain. There is no 'act'. What there is, is a secret known only to the Konoha Council. M for Violence. I do not own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 - SEE PROFILE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,315 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 10,064 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
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The Taste Of Your Magic reviews
[HIATUS!]Deliciously Dark. Evil too. Bellatrix finds baby Harry left with the muggles & discovers his unusual accidental magical trait, one that she finds... Very Appealing. She decides to keep and groom him to be their next Dark Lord, and enlists the aid of Narcissa. Harry/Bellatrix, quasi-harem for a reason but H/B/N overall. M for a reason. THESE CHARACTERS ARE EVIL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,674 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P., Narcissa M.]
Altar reviews
When Balalaika offers him the pistol, he accepts it and instead of giving it back, he keeps it. Somehow he knew it would come to this. Plot divergence in Japan. Rock/Revy LEMONY. Subject to editing.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Rock, Revy]