He's not involved with The Straw Hats. He's not involved with the story. He's half a world away from all that insanity and quite frankly...he's fine with that. Gamer Fic. Semi-SI.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

Born thousands of years apart 2 children of prophecy are thrown together after a cosmic accident. Paul Atreides is just beginning his journey while an emotionally scarred Harry has completed his and found that his life is still not his own. Beta read by XRaiderV1. Cover Image courtesy of Jonn Wolfe.

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

The aptly named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history.

I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.

Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?

All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.

After his head is chopped off, Ned Stark gets reincarnated into the Star Wars universe. It doesn't change him much. Don't own. One Shot. Complete.

When he dies on the second Death Star, Darth Vader is transported to his younger body, during the start of the Clone Wars. The galaxy will never be the same again. Edit: The overhaul is complete and I removed the original chapters.

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

After losing the war against Madara our heroes wake up 10,000 years later in the Star Wars Old Republic period. An AU set after chapter 661 of the manga. All chapters are retooled to improve dialog readability as of 4/11/14.

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

Only the strong may rule, this was the way of the Dark Side, and Darth Millennial was about to prove to his master that he was worthy of the title Dark Lord of the Sith, but first a tremor in the Force draws him to the Unknown Regions of space... I do not own the picture

When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

With the war over and her military career in shambles, Tanya von Degurechaff has to forge a new path for herself. Fortunately, she finds an opportunity to get involved in the political scene. A safe, easy job has never been closer at hand. What could possibly go wrong?

In a twist of fate, Ichigo Kurosaki died on his 15th birthday. Instead of becoming a plus, he was pulled into his inner world and ended up becoming a unique creature: a Hollow with a human heart. How will he deal with this?

Who knew some dimensions had actual child labour laws? In which Kakashi is reborn, the Hero Commission doesn't put all their eggs in one Hawks shaped basket and Shouta isn't getting paid enough to deal with this shit. Otherwise known as Kakashi in 1A.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

With basilisk venom and phoenix tears within him, Harry's body, spirit and magic is transformed and his lifespan is greatly increased. So, when given the chance to go to another universe where he would be able to grow in peace with other immortals around him, Harry accepts it, and finds himself near Rivendell at the start of the Third Age of Arda.

Whatever she expected when she triggered, it wasn't meeting a short white-haired girl or turning into a hyper-advanced technological platform. Of course when you're Taylor Hebert, things frequently don't go as planned.

He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Where Naruto sees roses, Taylor sees thorns.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Prophesies complete, an immortal Dragonborn and her vampire best friend are left to their own devices. The result? A jointly ruled empire of Nirn that spans the stars. So when Batarians are chased through relay 314 by the Turians into Imperial space, all oblivion breaks loose. How will the Galaxy of Science hold up to the Empire of Magic, Especially one ruled by the Dragon Queens?

Worm is a grimdark superhero universe where anything that can go wrong, will. It's nasty, and would require whole books to adequately describe how screwed up it is. But even appearing there with no powers, it is still possible to fix that mess. So, appear penniless and powerless in that environment.

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

"We Summon Potema!" You guys got so much more than you ever bargained for... A non-Dragonborn SI/OC. Non-OP SI. "I am the Queen of Solitude, daughter of the Emperor! Summon the daedra! I'll trade the soul of every last subject of mine for a little comfort!" Check out the sequel - Skyrim: The Wolf Queen Reigns!

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Things did not turn out well at the last second, so of course Urahara has a reset button. Suddenly, Ichigo is once again a nine year old boy watching his mother get attacked by a hollow. My own take on a Bleach time travel fic.

COMPLETE! Fed up with her family's mourning since leaving Bella behind, Rosalie returns to Forks to prove that the stupid human is just fine without them. But what she finds is not what she expected. And that will not do. **A canon-based, drabblish AU New Moon fic.

What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

During the old republic, a team of scientists discover an extinct civilization on an unknown world far out in the outer rim. By accident, the scientists unleash the greatest predator the galaxy has ever seen. Beware, because Alex Mercer is hungry.

Belle, rather than her father, contacts the Dark One to rid her home of the ogres - and she does it years earlier. Naturally, this changes things. Them included. Eventual Rumbelle. Don't own. Complete.

Myself, reincarnated as a Hutt. One-shot, will re-write of extended version if enough people want it. Hard M rating for realistic Hutt behavior.

A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...

A generic HP/SW crossover featuring Harry in the usual cliche profession and also featuring that random Twi'lek girl that everyone likes for some reason.

A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!

They turned their backs on him. They threw their hero into the deepest pits of hell. Unfortunately for those who betrayed him; their attempt to turn him helpless failed utterly. He learned to survive, he adapted to Tartarus. Now, the Hero of Olympus has returned. But is Percy the same? Or something else entirely?

Taylor Hebert died in the locker. And in the ambulance on the way to hospital. A third time to an incompetent doctor. Then, a week later, she was hit by a car.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.

Harry expected death to be uneventful and Dark Lord free. True to form, none of his expectations were met, including the one involving him being dead. No pairings.

He was formless. Nameless. Ruthless as Sauron. But he wasn't always Sauron. At one point, in another time, another place, and a different life he was a good man. A kind man. A man who suffered. A man who was betrayed by almost everyone around him. His name? Uzumaki Naruto. But death could never hold an Uzumaki. He came back...and ready to fulfill his vengeful promise.

In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.

Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.

Volume 1-The Dragoon(Complete): A young man visiting Japan is tangled up in SAO's incidents. Using somewhat shady tactics, he stays at the forefront of the leveling curve. After stumbling onto a Unique Skill, he catches the eye of a certain guild leader. Volume 2-Coming Soon.

Because there's a time to shout "screw the plot!" and a time to step back and ask "wait, where's the plot?" Or: How I'm the dumb schmuck who got apparently invalid foreknowledge. SI/OC AU

Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.

Instead of getting the power to control insects, Taylor receives a different power. A power seen before in A Certain Scientific Railgun.

Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

A man from America dies to find himself in the body of the newborn Heir to the Dreadfort, Domeric Bolton. He will do anything to change the events he knows are coming, even defy the Leech Lord himself. SelfInsert/Dany Robb/Margaery

...and Some Times She Didn't. Or: Shikabane-hime isn't quite so hard to kill. How she finds her way back to her precious people… or doesn't.

Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.

Nirn has been unified under the banner of the Empire, and its subjects reach to the stars. Fearing contact by a hostile species, they build up their military might; what will happen when an intrepid Batarian slaver ring opens a Mass Relay and attacks this Empire? Will they ever accept peace? M: V/L

Seven years after the infection of Manhattan, Mercer is bored. When a new threat to the world arises along with a whole new team to combat it, Mercer definitely isn't bored anymore. One thing is for sure, the aliens are in for a nasty surprise. Rated for language and violence. (Old: New Version in Progress)

In the midst of the war to defend Earth, XCOM finds themselves looking for any possible edge against the invaders. Will a strange sample held by a hostile organization hold the key? Who is Alex Mercer? Whatever the answers, the aliens are certainly in for a nasty surprise. Rated for language and violence.

When a car accident kills her father on her first day back in Forks, Bella finds herself alone in the town she never wanted to come to with only a kind doctor and his strange family to look out for her.

The world is a far older and better place than the muggles believe. Harry Potter knows this very well indeed. Watch as the heir of Alexander and Arthur takes a world rotting in its mediocrity, and turns it into a utopia. With unlimited resources, an icy, brutal ruthlessness and an unparalleled mind, no one can stand in his way. Amoral, Political Harry. Dead, but the rewrite is up.

On a chilly night in 1921 Esme Platt jumped off of a cliff, she lay in the morgue slowly dying when Carlisle Cullen saved her life. Faith & Love explores the story of Carlisle and Esme Cullen, and how an act of following was turned into an act of love. Canon.

Did you ever wish Bella was more confident? Edward less rigid? Jacob less of a pain? This is Twilight if Alice saw everything coming before Bella moved to Forks. AU/Canon/M

Bella arrives in Forks with a lifetime of memories of Edward and their time together. The only problem is that Edward hasn't met her yet. Time travel, love and forever share in a story of longing and waiting for the right moment to start their forever. Twilight/New Moon AU.

When Xander is possessed by a different animal spirit on his fateful trip to the zoo, a new champion against the darkness is born on the Hellmouth. With new options available to him, Xander's different choices and actions cause ever expanding ripples in the tapestry of fate. With the future of the Scoobies changing with every step, will they still succeed in saving the world?

The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.

There are many paths open to Tony Stark, billionaire arms merchant. In some worlds, he is destitute. In others, he is a knight in shining armor. And in a precious few, he just might transcend expectations altogether. The future is an unwritten page - who knows where it may lead? (Archive of the Spacebattles Quest.)

A chance conversation changes the course of the world. Eidolon sought for fellow parahumans to measure himself against. Now, for better or worse, he has his Worthy Opponents. A ruthless Warlord. A stubborn Vigilante. A villainous Rogue. There are others, scattered around the world and wielding immense powers few can match. The Protectorate is going to have its hands full.

Harry Potter never did have the best luck with holidays. How do you even begin to fight a creature the size of a large building? Harry Potter vs Trespasser.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

When he's eight years old he decides that freedom means never having to say "Yes Master" or any variation thereof again. Anakin Skywalker in ten steps.

Fairness is a nice idea, but tricky to actually work out in practice. Tsunade, however, at least intends to give credit where credit is due. Set before the Sasuke Retrieval arc.

Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.

DISCONTINUED. Discovering his magic at an early age, Harry Potter set's out on a journey of adventure. An encounter with a Goa'uld however, sets him on the path of conquest and godhood. Powerful-Godlike Harry. Goa'uld Harry. Gray Harry. Rated M for violence and language. Warning: Contains Cliches.

Harry Potter is ready for his 3rd year at Hogwarts, he's blown up his Aunt Marge and staying at the Leaky Cauldron. His summer isn't all fun and games though, a recent escaped mass murderer has the Ministry flustered and they find a Marriage Contract that wreaks of Ogden's Finest signed by Sirius Black and James Potter. Now Harry has to survive a madman and plan a wedding!

An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...

On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...

Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.

Regrets are for those who do not chase after their dreams, for those who 'settle' and do not live the lives they truly want to. Sinbad is not such a person. He has no regrets at the end of his life. Perhaps, however, there are some things he wishes he had the courage to dream about.

My name is Harry Potter. I am Kaiju Reaction Force unit A1. This is what I do.

Yep... I'm writing one of these... Trapped in that locker, Taylor Hebert triggers, and gets all the powers of the Queen of Blades. Too bad half the school sees it happen. So much for a secret identity. Disclaimer: This was a rush job. (Feel free to steal any of the ideas here-in.)

NCIS gets a new probie. Hopefully Washington will survive.

Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.

Zuko discovers his uncle's betrayal. Plot divergence at Ba Sing Se. Prince and Princess team up and stay that way, now with 100% more of our favourite blue fire. You might find chapters 14 and 28 interesting. Likely to be somewhat dark, or at least in the shade. Eventually continuing years past the comet. NOW WITH SIDE STORIES, check the links on my profile.

Mankind's first contact is not what it had been expecting, and not with anyone or anything they were expecting. But never the less contact goes poorly for all and sends repercussions further than anyone could have imagined. Halo AU/Star Wars

Young Azula stays behind the curtain a little longer and overhears something extra. After the meeting, Fire Lord Azulon declares Ozai too bold and orders the ambitious snake's line ended. Grandfather means to kill them all! What should she do? The story of the royal family in exile. A/N inside. Beta'd partly by the lovely Pink Bead Girl

What if Zuko's world was turned upside down as the sight of Azula bathing in the stream shatters everything Zuko ever thought he knew about himself. Prompted by NiceThorn's story, "The Masks We Wear." Ch29. Written with kind permission of said author.

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.

A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.

Rogue was said to have the potential for limitless power, not that anyone ever told her that. Of course, not being told has never stopped Rogue from finding things out. Don't own, will include death of some characters from the series, complete.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Having received a new lead in Lanos, Holo and Lawrence continue north in search of more information about Yoitsu. As they grow closer, their true feelings for one another come to the surface, but, is a happy ending between them possible? Holo/Lawrence. T for mature themes, nothing graphic. Please Review.

When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?

Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

A deadly discovery makes Bella's life in Phoenix unbearable. She is granted a fresh start, in a new town, but will she ever find someone who can withstand her deadly touch? AU

It's near the end of Breaking Dawn and the Volturi Confrontation does NOT end peacefully. They attack and Bella and Edward both die. So how come it's Bella's first day in Forks, all over again? BxE, AU Lemons & Fluff Continued From Athey! COMPLETE!

One night in prison, something terrible happened to Rebecca. One night many months later, she'll get the chance to settle the score. M for subject matter and language. Please Review.

Athos and his Phalanx of Spartan warriors are abducted by a column of light descending from the sky and awaken three thousand years latter in a world that has changed into the epitome of their culture, a world of war where survival of the fittest rules.

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

He died a hero, at the end of his life he became a legend. His promise kept, Naruto vanishes into the world beyond death. His bane is now his ally. A bleach crossover.

When the Thai government reclaims Roanapur, her inhabitants have little choice but to run. Revy and Rock end up in New York City, on their own, and in search of a place in this world of the living. Revy/Rock. Please Review.

A day in the life of Revy. An experiment in first-person. One-shot. Please Review.

COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.

After returning to Venezuela, Garcia and Roberta come to grips with new feelings for one another. The Lagoon Company gets more than they bargained for on a "simple" job for Abrego. Roberta/Garcia, Revy/Rock. Please Review.

An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Rock and Revy's friendship takes an interesting turn as one, simple indiscretion leads to another... Revy/Rock, M for sexual situations and language. Please Review.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Rock gives the Lagoon Company a small taste of Christmas. One-shot, Revy/Rock. Please Review.

Sequel to 'A Clear River'. River continues to grow stronger and even more dangerous when a familiar and most unwelcome visitor finds Serenity. Mal/River. Please review.

Revy has a cricket in her room and it's keeping her awake. Clearly, there is only one thing she can do; take up her Cutlass. One-shot, Revy/Rock. Please review

Prequel to Revy fix Rock fix Revy. Revy's having an off-day when she overhears a conversation between Rock and Dutch. Sets things in motion. Revy/Rock. Please review.

Follow-up to Illusions. Boss Chang has a job for the Lagoon Company. Revy's presence on a job is also requested by Chang who has elected to partner her up with Shenhua. Rock/Revy, M for mild adult situations, violence and language. Please review.

Follow up to Revy fix Rock fix Revy. Rock, Revy and Balalaika go to New York to settle things with Verrochio. Rock gives Revy a taste of a different life before she confronts her past on Mott Street. Rock/Revy, M primarily for language. Please review.

Rock finally loses his cool and Revy brings him back to earth just in time for him to be kidnapped. Revy/Rock. Please review.

House encounters a strange teenage girl in the clinic, and after a surreal display, is determined to figure out why she is there. Please review.

River begins to learn to control her mind with varied results. Mal and River's surrogate father/daughter relationship grows. Please review.

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

He is not pretending to be unintelligent. He is not wearing a mask to hide his pain. There is no 'act'. What there is, is a secret known only to the Konoha Council. M for Violence. I do not own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 - SEE PROFILE.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)

Exploring the depths of the Leviathan, the silent guardian of Atlantis. Sure, it's big and lethal, but everything has a story. Please R & R, especially if you've got your own ideas on Big L to tell.

Holland Manners receives a letter from one of Wolfram & Hart's major advisors.