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Joined 05-14-13, id: 4725117, Profile Updated: 01-14-16
Author has written 3 stories for Halo, and Harry Potter.

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As a note: I will always strive to post on Sundays around noon (US-Mountain Time).

Well... I am finally, finally getting back to writing after a few months hiatus. To anyone curious; rest assured that, unless explicitly stated, neither of my stories have been abandoned, discontinued, etc. and I don't plan for them to be.

The Second Time Around

Currently working on Chapter 20: recently snagged upon an idea that fired my muse back up and was able to put fingers to keyboard and hash out a significant portion of this chapter. Hopefully the muse lingers long enough and I'll have something worthy of posting with a week or so.

A Shot at Redemption

Still struggling with this at the moment and the muse has been particularly uncooperative on this front so don't expect an update any time soon.

Thanks to everyone who has read/reviewed/followed/favorited either of my two ongoing stories.

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Start of a New Life, Part 2 of Chosen by Stupe reviews
Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 340,500 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 6/23/2011
The Last Will and Testament of Lily Evans Potter by chrmisha reviews
Petunia Dursley is cleaning the attic and finds a previously unknown copy of Lily's will. Ecstatic at her discovery, she promptly abandons her burdensome nephew, along with Lily's will, on the doorstep of her childhood nemesis (aka, Severus Snape). ***SEQUEL "Lily's Last Wish" NOW POSTED*** I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,540 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 6034 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Flurry of Life by R3aper reviews
No matter the time, place or universe, Harry Potter and Fleur Delacour will always find each other. Most chapters will be their own, independent AUs of varying degrees. One-shot collection. Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,796 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11485 - Favs: 8,105 - Follows: 2,929 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 1,996 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
The Moon by thedagness reviews
In which The Dag is The Dag, Cheedo is a cute butterfly and Max is confused.
Mad Max - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Complete
Finding Words by Fialleril reviews
In the desert, they find themselves. (Stories for each of the eight members of the war rig family.)
Mad Max - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 4,509 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
My Friend Tom by CycoMW reviews
When Voldemort gave Harry that scar he gave him two other things; a part of his soul and a friend. The last remnant of Tom Riddle's humanity mentors Harry. (1st year complete, now on hiatus until inspiration for second year strikes)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,744 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Rude to Stare by Elis1412 reviews
Harry has always been used to staring, but recently a certain person's stare has an unusual emotion behind it. Now, if only he could figure out who it belongs to. ONESHOT HET
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 129 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Fleur D., Harry P.] - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 453 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Rub-A-Dub-Dub by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
They say cleanliness is next to godliness, but Oliver Queen is pretty sure they didn't take his crazy life into account when they wrote that line. Or: five uses for your everyday bathtub, starring Oliver and Felicity.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9114 - Favs: 18,277 - Follows: 11,573 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Green With Envy by cherry valence reviews
Oliver is having a trying night while Felicity and Barry Allen are on a date in front of him. Trying in the way of 'trying' to turn the burn of emotion he feels into anything other than jealousy.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,145 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
Dead things by cifer66 reviews
"So Harry, would you consider yourself a necrophiliac?" Crane asked, "No, no it's not like that doc, I just love dead things". Joker meets a very peculiar man in the streets of Gotham. One-shot! Pre-TDK! Dark!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 258 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
Ladies and Gentlemen by mrs.milfoy reviews
In which Narcissa goes slumming, and Harry gets lucky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 271 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 839 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7337 - Favs: 11,867 - Follows: 7,863 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4761 - Favs: 4,597 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 166 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Love, I Know You Are the One by Tarafina reviews
[3-Parts] Oliver and Felicity make their public debut as a couple. It's both as difficult and as easy as he expected.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,905 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch] - Complete
c'mon girl, spill your guts by Tarafina reviews
"So how long have you been sleeping with my brother?" Olicity with a side of snarky Thea
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Hope in the Darkness by anthfan reviews
Oliver takes Felicity back to the Queen mansion after she's attacked. Continues with one chapter per episode as the O/F relationship develops quicker than on the show.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,862 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow - Complete
I Can Feel Your Heartbeat by Tarafina reviews
Seven months they've been sleeping together, and tonight, whether Felicity wants him to or not, Oliver will define what 'they' are.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 151 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 5,094 - Follows: 1,333 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Things We Do For Love by James Spookie reviews
Harry become enamored with Daphne Greengrass and decided that she is the one for him. What will he do to melt the Ice Queen's heart, and will she ever return his feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,141 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 3,402 - Follows: 978 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Meaning by JoanieNobody reviews
Terminator Salvation AU. Marcus lives, though he's not sure why. Adrift, he goes through the motions of day-to-day existence. But with Blair's help, he will discover that even a resurrected murderer's life can have meaning. *Rating Change!* Now M for Adult Content.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,264 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Marcus W., Blair W.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 7,296 - Follows: 1,908 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Patrol Changes Everything by Chereche reviews
On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 237,903 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Volunteer by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry Potter has escaped grief twice now, looking to distract himself as a volunteer at St. Mungo's. But it seems he's not alone in this escape, and it may be more than work that distracts him. But perhaps he was looking for more than a get-away in the first place... Hear a playlist for The Volunteer by visiting the link on my profile!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,431 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie reviews
Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,792 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3836 - Favs: 6,326 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 5,611 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Not All Changes Are Visible by anthfan reviews
How Hermione deals with the immediate aftermath of the final battle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Parseltongue Lets Me Talk To WHAT? by Tezza1502 reviews
WARNING! Do not read this fic. EVER! Gratuitous juvenile crude humour inside. Also bad language, and other sundry naughtiness. Your better off reading something else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! So don't blame me if you hate it. Further warnings inside. 08/07/2012- The horror is finished. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 993 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3846 - Favs: 10,575 - Follows: 10,349 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Things that make you go hummm by Dracom Blade reviews
A short short story that stops the Order from a simple snatch and grab of Harry. Polyjuice Potion makes you think about things in a whole new light. Really think about it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 228 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
The Firefly Chronicles by dayzejane reviews
Follows The crew of Serenity thru the series, what happens what a certain Furyan looking to rejoin the human race hops on board? Rated M to be safe for later chaps and 'cause its Riddick. CURRENTLY UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION...STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 84 - Words: 595,819 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - [Riddick, River]
No Power in the 'Verse by ViaLethe reviews
"Having no choice but to feel, River cherishes all the more deeply the ability to act. If only she knew what action to take." A study of River, working her way through the complications of falling in love. River/Mal.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,669 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - [River, Mal] - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Slytherin Sisters by Black Knight 03 reviews
Daphne realizes that it's not such a bad thing being different from her sister. One-shot Daphne-Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 217 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Chosen by Stupe reviews
Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Second Chance by ChristineX reviews
Sometimes redemption can be found in the most unlikely places. Following the events of Terminator Salvation, Marcus Wright and Blair Williams attempt to navigate a shifting landscape of changing loyalties, even as they face an uncertain future together.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,111 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4605 - Favs: 7,943 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 457 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 7,126 - Follows: 1,592 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Box on the Stool by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry offers to free Kreacher. I've been told this is a good sad story. Enjoy. This is the only canon/pairing story you'll ever find in my written stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Kreacher - Complete
Play By Play by JJ Rust reviews
In HBP, Luna did commentary for the Gryffindor/Hufflepuff Quidditch match. But what if she had done it as the girlfriend of Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 543 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4576 - Favs: 10,682 - Follows: 4,854 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 301 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 343 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 500 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5980 - Favs: 13,546 - Follows: 4,406 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 6,613 - Follows: 719 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 4,950 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 4549 - Favs: 9,568 - Follows: 2,879 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Box by Dyce reviews
Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Miranda by Dyce reviews
The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,933 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,898 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Bank Job by Dyce reviews
A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
In Light of Silver Memories by Taliath reviews
Dumbledore's portrait wakes up at last to have one final chat with Harry. In order to aid the teen in his quest to destroy the Horcruxes, Dumbledore transfers his knowledge, wisdom, and experience. This chat will have unforeseen consequences in the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4410 - Favs: 7,527 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 181 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 308 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Eugenics by Mehetabelo reviews
A surprise visit, a bloody battle and a forbidden kiss. What more could you want?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Narcotic Effects by Mehetabelo reviews
After the final battle Harry can find solace in nothing and believes himself to be a failure because of the loss of his friends. A certain manipulative, platinum haired woman decides to yank him out of the downward spiral that is his life. HarryNarcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Mine by Gillian Middleton reviews
Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 409 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Turning by Wendy Dale Smith reviews
COMPLETED. This is a version of Underworld 2 focusing on Selene and Michael. It is about stepping through thresholds…to love, hate, sex, life, death, forgiveness and – above all – to redemption. Chapter 10 is R-rated.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,933 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
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The Second Time Around reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,513 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 4,765 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Shot at Redemption reviews
July 5th, 1989; the day Harry James Potter lost his hold on life. So, why then, does the world not mourn? And who exactly has come to Hogwarts in his stead? Rating is for language and adult situations. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,074 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Wash-Out reviews
Recently re-read "Ghosts of Onyx" and this idea poped into my head.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - F. Mendez, Kurt-051 - Complete