Author has written 8 stories for K-ON!/けいおん！, Twilight, Inuyasha, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, Transformers/Beast Wars, x-men, Ben 10, X-Men: The Movie, Avengers, and Project I.G.I..
About my poll: Have you heard of National Novel Writing Month? If you have, that's good. If you haven't, then lemme explain. It's a worldwide competition where you have to write a novel in a month's time, and the best will win. It's usually held in November. And I want to participate in the 2017 NaNoWriMo (Its the short form of the competition). I dunno how I'd do, maybe I will completely and thoroughly embarrass myself. But I've been dreaming to do this, and YOLO. So I'm gonna do this. Like I said in the poll (I think I did, I forgot), I may not actually write it till November 10th because of exams.
I will work on my other stories. Definitely. Even though I have left them for years. I really am sorry for that. But one my NaNowriMo is done. And a lot of ideas I had, awesome ones, are gone now, cuz the computer I had them in has been sold to someone else...I hate it!!!! Gime me my documents and non-betaed unposted chapters back, whoever bought them!!!!!!!!! (T-T)
A/N: Hmm...I did participate, but withdrew my Novel. Cuz I got bad marks. Like, really bad marks. I will be working on the fic in the meantime, and guess what? The Naruto fic won! I have part of the 1st chapter prepared, but on second thoughts, I gotta re-make it again, because after some consideration, I decided to change a major part of it: How he remembers his past life.
Oh, as an aspect of my idiocy, I am working on a full hypothesis based on the hidden Science of Chakra...just for some scenes in this fanfic. I'm an short-term-obsessive idiot, but who cares. Still, I won't be posting it until I'm done writing 2-3 chapters. Length of chapters undecided, and updates will be sporadic. Once I'm done with the "Book-1" (which captures the events of the show until Sasuke leaves, or a time period equivalent to it if it turns out to diverge from the Canon before those series of events occur, which it most probably will), I am planning to complete some of the shorter fics on this list, and maybe even rewrite some [Note: The Shorter ones, not the longer ones] before working on the Transformers: Prime fic I had mentioned in the poll. The other fics will be taken care of later on.
I apologise for the inconvenience, everyone.
Name: Mystearica 'Primal' Fende (Previously 'Arina Lakhanda'.)
Aliases: Zenalie/Zenalia (Don't use that name anymore), Mystear, Mystearica, Myst, PrimalMystear (And all other kinds of variations of my Author username), Arina Lakhanda, Ibriel, Lushiris (my Ingress name, credits to this lovable name goes to the Author of the Fanfic 'Light of Change')
Real name: (Private Matters...you shouldn't indulge in this. Bad, really bad. Your unneeded inquisitiveness should be rewarded with a severe amount of high-intensity pranks. I'll immediately set my minions-*ahem*-fandom characters to make short work of your ego and dignity.)
Profile Pic: (Because of my unbelievably infuriating lack of internet connectivity and slow net speed, I don't know what my profile pic is. Ugh...EDIT: Oh, it's Natsume from Natsume Yuujinchou! In Hozukigami-sama's getup!)
Eye Color: Black, possibly deep brown, but each and every time I check it seems black...
Hair Color: Black (A li'lle brown from below)
Looks like: A highly tanned Asian (because of my Assamese origins)
Religion: Christian (Alrighty, this doesn't matter. Right? Right? If it does, I'll prank and annoy you the best I can)
(Ignore the message in bracket above if you are not a discriminating dipshit. Ooooh, an alliteration!)
Likes: Reading, Maths and Calculations (not the ones that my maths teachers never bother to explain properly. Teachers in India are horrible bas*ds except for a select few.), Latest Technology, New Scientific discoveries, Action and Fight, Japanese, knowing about multiple English accents, Aliens, Violence-Blood-gore (infiction only), horror, angst, almost every dislike of a typical girl, almost every like of a typical tomboy
The ultimate like: Shounen-ai!! Yaoi! I have become a yaoi fangirl in these last few years. And recently (like a few days ago), I realised that shounen-ai moments in real life seem really cute to me! Aww, they are soooooo cute!!!! (NOT yaoi moments regarding either real life, videos or actual pictures. I'm not an effing voyeur, ha!)
I bet I have made those people uncomfortable who actually know me in real life. Fortunately, they are a select few. And my true friends actually know of this even before knowing my fanfiction profile (consisting of Aayu and Anni. Am planning to add Aadi, Shan, Yuki-onna, and Chibi to this list. Will only do that once I have gathered my courage to...because these things are considered taboo in India)
Dislikes: Evil, Bad Villains, Sanskrit (subject, not the language. The language seems awesome, even if I dunno it), Lady’s Finger, eggplant, people who can't who can't tolerate my craziness and behave with me in a way that could put Captain America's behavior towards Iron Man (Both from Avengers) in shame, people who accuse others wrongly, my own inability to say no to my dear ones (especially when I don't want to do it), people who simply doesn't look beyond the surface of a person (I know how annoying this is. Even I wear a proverbial 'mask' around everyone, including my friends. Only my true friends know of my underneath, and around me, there's none)
Movies I like: (Again, this list has expanded into a bigger one which I rather not list. Though I am planning to watch Deadpool once I get good network and am able to ignore the sex scenes--or atleast am able to tune those out--completely. The humor is really funny though, including all the jokes about breaking the fourth wall)
Animes: Now a longer list than what it was before...apparently I have become an otaku (by the Western definition, not the Japanese one. I'm not a hermit!) Additionally, I have begun reading mangas after (finally, FINALLY) discovering the awesomeness of their less-internet-consuming existence. I love you Mangas! (And Doujins too...sorry. I've become a huge yaoi-loving closet pervert now)
Cartoons (Not seen much): Ben 10 (1,2,3 and 4), Iron Man: Armored Adventures, Transformers Prime, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2K10), Super Robot Monkey Team, Tron: Uprising, Phineas and Ferb, Kong: The Animated Series, ThunderCats, Ultimate Spiderman, Monsuno (wait, I have totally forgotten what this one was!), Dinofroz (aww, I totally forgot what this one was too!), Slugterra (okay, I admit I don't like this one as much anymore)
Games I like: Kairosoft games, Asdivine Series, Pocket Maplestory, Project IGI, Tales of Link, Tales of Rays (as I don't have a console and these are the only two Tales Of games available for Android), Most Kemco games, Naruto Online, Billy vs SNAKEMAN
Games currently playing (or stuck on for some lame reason): Fernz Gate (on its, I dunno, 12th or 13th Quest or so), Djinn Caster (Will start once I can completely download it), Asdivine Cross (IInd Playthrough, forgot which Quest I was on), Unlucky Hero (had its premium version), Journey to Kreisia (IInd playthrough, last quest, but accidently uninstalled it and am trying to get over it), Tales of Link (Chapter III I think, the one with Luke in it?)
My Favorite characters:
Further stories will be included later on if I find any more good ones.
(Links will be replaced. Unfortunately, 'Eccedentesiast' is a fic I cannot find anywhere anymore, so that'd have to wait...)
A word for my fellow readers: I have not yet been able to update my stories because I'm busy (with homeworks and writer's block in tow). I am not dead, and if I ever feel suicidal or I die without me knowing, I will tell my friends to access my account and my computer, post whatever chapters I've prepared, mention that I'm dead in my profile and let my stories up for adoption. So, don't worry, I'm not dead yet, and I am not feeling like that now. I'm just having some problems, and there are many stories I am writing on my computer to post them in the future when I think is the right time. Thank You for the patience.
I have not been able to provide my stories with chapters because my computer is packed at a corner, and I am posting this from my school's computer. Plus, I could post from my device but I cannot because all I get is 1GB/month. So please, please bear with me. I apologize for the inconvenience.
Edit2 (29 Jan 2017): It'll take some more time for me to start writing stories. My computer is in an unfunctional state, I have a lot of pressure with my school, and really recently, on 22nd Jan 2017, my dad died, which was really quite a shock to me. I will need some time to recover, and additionally, I couldn't respond to reviews because I'm still able to use only the mobile version, and I couldn't access my e-mail. Right now, I'm using my dad's, and it really pains me to do so but I don't have a choice due to certain reasons. Please forgive me for neglecting you all, I know how annoying it feels, and I really need time for this. Its been so long writing that I really forgot what stuff I had typed out in my computer. Really guys, please, pleeease understand that I have my own circumstances, and I cannot give any other excuse than the fact that I'm a really stupid procrastinator, and anyone who has patiently waited for my updates, I really thank you for that.
Please do not force me to come back to this, I will when I can. This is because I have too much depending on me now, the only support of my family is gone, and I am left to pick up the pieces. Mom's really heartbroken over this, and she is...really less informed about the formalities and the advancements of the world (Duh! Obviously! We live in India), and I have a little brother who is 4yrs old. So as I said, I will come back when I can, right now, I really need a break.
Anyways, I don't care if you don't care, I still thank you all for being patient with me, who is a really stupid, procrastinating goddamn idiot. Thank you all.
Update (14 Aug 2017): I will be again entering the world of Fanfiction, if only to serve as a distraction from my stress in real life.
I have taken Science stream, as I had dreamt of. But the reality was dissuading and makes me want to never go out of my home anymore. In my new school, and my previous too, the teachers are extremely ignorant and don't bother to care if the students are confused and cannot come up and ask them. And the classes are boring, which has lowered my performance.
I am a person who learns depending on the teacher's attitudes. I'm not blaming the teachers, but for some reason, if the teacher explains the chapters in a good way, I can easily understand it, my performance is good and I even have fun doing the calculations (yeah, not joking. Calculations which you can actually understand are really fun to do.). But if the teacher explains in a boring way, then I start hating the subject, my performance drops, and all other symptoms of a bad student shows up. And lemme tell you what, Almost Every. Godforsaken. Teacher I learn from in this freaking school is boring. Except my Chemistry teacher (but she still sometimes gets boring, and the reason why I'm still weak in this is because she doesn't give time to actually absorb the knowledge and be able to use it. That takes time.), all other teachers are so boring that I fall asleep, and the fact that I have sleep deprivation doesn't help.
Also, this school tries to compensate its lack of teaching quality with too much written work. As a fanfiction writer and a person who spends more time reading e-books and articles rather than actual hard-copies of books and newspapers, I would be naturally faster in typing than writing by hand. And not only that; for some reason, my writing style improves when I type rather than I write. That's how it was when I wrote my first fanfic (which is still up, but I want to delete) and my hand-written work.
I hate writing by hand. I despise it. I ABHOR it. I want to make a law, or at least suggest to PM Modi to make it optional for students to either write their answers by hand or typing, and have a plagiarism checker handy to check if they have copied their HW off the Internet or not. I know plagiarism checker exists. Apparently Grammarly has one too. And the school tries to compensate by giving too much workload the same way Zabuza tries to compensate for something with his BFSword/BFZanpakuto. Yes, Naruto fans, especially Naruto fanfiction readers know what I'm talking about.
Also, I am really bothered about how quickly I got over my dad, and this is the only productive thing I have to take my mind off hating myself for this.
I have shifted to a new place, Narela, because they provided government quarters there. Unfortunately, the people here are hard to understand, and my mom is so paranoid that she takes each and every small action the wrong way. Now, after listening to my mom so many times, even I have started believing that the people here hate the fact that we have been provided quarters here. And I don't know if this is true, or a delusion caused due to hearing too many things like that. Of course, I wouldn't dismiss my mom's words just like that. But the reasons why she believes this are shallow at best, and I have practically no way of confirming the truth. I want to help my mom, but all I can think of is accepting the job (on compassionate grounds) and requesting for a transfer as soon as I possibly can.
If you're reading this, the ones who live with us, then please watch how you behave around mom or else I will release your names for the whole world to know. And I will make sure to let other countries know--the best I can--how India treats widows and widowers. In Each. And Every. Explicit. Detail. THAT'S a f*king threat.
If you're still reading my long-and-boring profile, feel proud! 'Cause there's more!
Favourite Quotes/Scenes (In no particular order)
--Tony: (To Loki about his plan) You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this when you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned sure we'll avenge it!--
--Loki: Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel. Old Man: Not to men like you.--
--Steve: Does Loki need any particular kind of power source? Banner: He'd have to heat the cube to a hundred and twenty million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier. Tony: Unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunneling effect. Banner: Well, if he could do that he could achieve heavy ion fusion at any reactor on the planet. Tony: Finally, someone who speaks English. Steve: Is that what just happened? (Tony and Banner shake hands)--
--Thor: I thought humans were more evolved than this. Nick Fury: Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?--
--(When Nick Fury blames Thor for them making weapons using the Tesseract) Thor: Me? Nick Fury: Last year, Earth had a visit from another planet that had a grudge match that leveled a small town. We learned that only are we not alone, but we are hopelessly, hilariously outgunned. Thor: My people want nothing but peace with your planet! Nick Fury: But you're not the only ones out there, are you? And you're not the only threat. The world is filling up with people that can't be matched, that can't be controlled!--
--Natasha: I want to know what you've done to Agent Barton. Loki: I would say I've expanded his mind. Natasha: And once you've won, once you're king of the mountain, what happens to his mind? Loki: Oh. Is this love, Agent Romanoff? Natasha: Love is for children. I owe him a debt.--
--Maria: Director Fury, the council has made a decision. Nick Fury: I recognise the council has made a decision, But given that it's a stupid ass decision, I have elected to ignore it. World Security Council member: It's a Nuclear missile to take out the Portal! Nick Fury: Situated at the island of Manhattan!--
--Tony: Why did Fury call us in? Why now? Why not before? What isn't he telling us? I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables. Steve: You think Fury's hiding something? Tony: He's a spy. Captain. He's THE spy. His secrets have secrets.--
--Thor: You speak of control, yet you court chaos. Banner: It's his M.O., isn't it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're... we're a time-bomb (referring to the Avengers team).--
--Thor: Your work with the Tesseract is what drew Loki to it... and his allies. It is a signal to the Realm that Earth is ready for a higher form of war! Nick Fury: Higher form? You forced our hand! We had to come up with some way that we could... Tony: A nuclear deterrent? Cause that always works well...--
-- Thanos: Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.--
-Windmills of the Gods
--Mary Ashley: If anyone has an accent, then he or she knows one more language than you do.--
Ratchet: Don't call me doc.
Me: Hey, doc! Need yr help here!
Ratchet: Do I have to repeat what I said?
Me: Okay then...Hey Sunshine, I seriously need your help right now!
(Ratchet is irritated, Arcee is confused, Optimus is still calm, Jack is also confused, Miko is giggling, and so is Raf)
Ratchet: Ugh!...Don't call me that!
Me: But Sunshine, it was you who told me to stop calling you doc...
Ratchet: If you call me Sunshine again, then I will offline you NOW!
Me: But I currently am not online, 'Cause I am not using the Internet...
Me: Did you just curse?...
Me: OMG! Ratchet just cursed! Hey guys! Ratchet cursed! (calls everyone off the class)
Ratchet: Geez...more noise...
(after a while)
Ratchet: (Growls) Yes?
Me: Uh...(points to the broken screen)
Ratchet: You humans...
(Kids get scared)
Ratchet: ...I NEEDED THAT!
Me: ( Fakes a yawn) Don't bother guys, he needs everything.
Ratchet: I might, but I DON'T NEED HUMANS IN HERE!
Me: I win my bet! Yahoo!
Ratchet: (irritated) What bet?
Me: That who would make you admit first that you need anything.
Ratchet: You humans are really annoying!
Me: No...they are not. I am just being annoying on their behalf.
Ratchet: May I know why?
Me: To try and fry your processor. Oh yeah, I needed your help in understanding Einstein's Theory of Relativity and how Time, Space and Gravity works.
Ratchet: Why should I?
Me: Why shouldn't you?
Ratchet: Because you tried to fry my processor and this is not in your syllabus.
Me: But I want to...this appears in almost everything related to Alternate Universes/Dimensions, and I wanna know what it is...I have already make an alternate version of the Multiverse theory which could make Time-travel real and may be the solution to many time-related paradoxes!
Ratchet: That's...much more than what a child reading in Eleventh grade would be expected to do.
Me: I know, right? I'm pretty sure the teachers wouldn't explain that thing to me, and would say that it's too advanced for me to understand! They still think we are kids who need to watch Science of Stupid to understand how we should apply Science to our environment!!!
Ratchet: That's their fault. I would take you as an apprentice with the way you use your brain if I could. But you're so annoying that this will be an impossibility.
Me: Nawwww, you meanie...
Ratchet: I don't understand that language. You call it Hindi, I think?
Me: I understand it though. You should've called me. I know it just as I know my Pinky fingers.
Ratchet: What's so special about them?
Me: That they bend backwards completely?
Ratchet: And what about the 'Science of Stupid' show?
Me: That it shows us funny videos of stunts going disaster, explains its science and 'How to do it' then cracks jokes.
Ratchet: I will call you when I watch it, I want to know how Earth Physics is different from Cybertronian Physics.
Me: Then welcome to the Nerd Side! You were already a nerd tho...But I'm still not paying for the screens though.
Ratchet: Damn you!
This gives out a warning: Do not try to amuse my Dead-Annoying counterpart, because if you do, your brain will get fried inside your skull (or your processor will be fried).
If you are one of the many, many people who is aware of the mask they have around others, paste this to your profile.
If you're insane, mad, and everything related to that, and still proud of it, paste this to your profile.
If you want to get to know me, paste this to your profile (and PM me).
If you're sure that the previous 'paste this to your profile' will be used by too many people in the future, paste this to your profile.
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