Author has written 8 stories for K-ON!/けいおん！, Twilight, Inuyasha, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, Transformers/Beast Wars, x-men, Ben 10, X-Men: The Movie, Avengers, and Project I.G.I..
A/N: Sorry guys. I'll be disappearing for a while. Things are getting worse irl. I'll have removed all A/Ns by now. I'll get back to my fics when I can. I am working on those offline, but its going slower than the average velocity of an ant (metaphorically). I'll take some time out and respond to all reviews, but it won't be anytime soon.
It seems like I'm only creating situations for myself to apologise about. Bleh. Nevermind guys...if anyone's even checking this.
Hey, wait a sec. Do I sound sad or sumthin'?
Name: Mystearica 'Primal' Fende (Previously 'Arina Lakhanda'.)
Aliases: Zenalie/Zenalia (Don't use that name anymore), Mystear, Mystearica, Myst, PrimalMystear (And all other kinds of variations of my Author username), Arina Lakhanda, Ibriel, Lushiris (my Ingress name, credits to this lovable name goes to the Author of the Fanfic 'Light of Change')
Real name: (Private Matters...you shouldn't indulge in this. Bad, really bad. Your unneeded inquisitiveness should be rewarded with a severe amount of high-intensity pranks. I'll immediately set my minions-*ahem*-fandom characters to make short work of your ego and dignity.)
Profile Pic: (Because of my unbelievably infuriating lack of internet connectivity and slow net speed, I don't know what my profile pic is. Ugh...EDIT: Oh, it's Natsume from Natsume Yuujinchou! In Hozukigami-sama's getup!)
Eye Color: Black, possibly deep brown, but each and every time I check it seems black...
Hair Color: Black (A li'lle brown from below)
Looks like: A highly tanned Indian who looks a little Asian-ish (because of my Assamese origins)
Religion: Christian (Alrighty, this doesn't matter. Right? Right? If it does, I'll prank and annoy you the best I can)
(Ignore the message in bracket above if you are not a discriminating dipshit. Ooooh, an alliteration!)
Likes: Reading, Maths and Calculations (not the ones that my maths teachers never bother to explain properly. Teachers in India are horrible bas*ds except for a select few.), Latest Technology, New Scientific discoveries, Action and Fight, Japanese, knowing about multiple English accents, Aliens, Violence-Blood-gore (infiction only), horror, angst, almost every dislike of a typical girl, almost every like of a typical tomboy
The ultimate like: Shounen-ai!! Yaoi! I have become a yaoi fangirl in these last few years. And recently (like a few days ago), I realised that shounen-ai moments in real life seem really cute to me! Aww, they are soooooo cute!!!! (NOT yaoi moments regarding either real life, videos or actual pictures. I'm not an effing voyeur, ha!)
I bet I have made those people uncomfortable who actually know me in real life. Fortunately, they are a select few. And my true friends actually know of this even before knowing my fanfiction profile (consisting of Aayu and Anni. Am planning to add Aadi, Shan, Yuki-onna, and Chibi to this list. Will only do that once I have gathered my courage to...because these things are considered taboo in India)
Dislikes: Evil, Bad Villains, Sanskrit (subject, not the language. The language seems awesome, even if I dunno it), Lady’s Finger, eggplant, people who can't who can't tolerate my craziness and behave with me in a way that could put Captain America's behavior towards Iron Man (Both from Avengers) in shame, people who accuse others wrongly, my own inability to say no to my dear ones (especially when I don't want to do it), people who simply doesn't look beyond the surface of a person (I know how annoying this is. Even I wear a proverbial 'mask' around everyone, including my friends. Only my true friends know of my underneath, and around me, there's none)
Movies I like: (Again, this list has expanded into a bigger one which I rather not list. Though I am planning to watch Deadpool once I get good network and am able to ignore the sex scenes--or atleast am able to tune those out--completely. The humor is really funny though, including all the jokes about breaking the fourth wall)
Animes: Now a longer list than what it was before...apparently I have become an otaku (by the Western definition, not the Japanese one. I'm not a hermit!) Additionally, I have begun reading mangas after (finally, FINALLY) discovering the awesomeness of their less-internet-consuming existence. I love you Mangas! (And Doujins too...sorry. I've become a huge yaoi-loving closet pervert now)
Cartoons (Not seen much): Ben 10 (1,2,3 and 4), Iron Man: Armored Adventures, Transformers Prime, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2K10), Super Robot Monkey Team, Tron: Uprising, Phineas and Ferb, Kong: The Animated Series, ThunderCats, Ultimate Spiderman, Monsuno (wait, I have totally forgotten what this one was!), Dinofroz (aww, I totally forgot what this one was too!), Slugterra (okay, I admit I don't like this one as much anymore), Voltron:Legendary Defenders0 ( a few more I dunno)
Games I like: Kairosoft games, Asdivine Series, Pocket Maplestory, Project IGI, Tales of Link, Tales of Rays (as I don't have a console and these are the only two Tales Of games available for Android), Most Kemco games, Naruto Online, Billy vs SNAKEMAN, Pokemon GBA Hacks
Games currently playing (or stuck on for some lame reason): Fernz Gate (on its, I dunno, 12th or 13th Quest or so), Djinn Caster (Will start once I can completely download it), Asdivine Cross (IInd Playthrough, forgot which Quest I was on), Unlucky Hero (had its premium version), Journey to Kreisia (IInd playthrough, last quest, but accidently uninstalled it and am trying to get over it), Tales of Link (Chapter III I think, the one with Luke in it?), Various Pokemon ROM Hacks
My Favorite characters:
Further stories will be included later on if I find any more good ones.
(Links will be replaced. Unfortunately, 'Eccedentesiast' is a fic I cannot find anywhere anymore, so that'd have to wait...)
If you're still reading my long-and-boring profile, feel proud! 'Cause there's more!
Favourite Quotes/Scenes (In no particular order)
--Tony: (To Loki about his plan) You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this when you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned sure we'll avenge it!--
--Loki: Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel. Old Man: Not to men like you.--
--Steve: Does Loki need any particular kind of power source? Banner: He'd have to heat the cube to a hundred and twenty million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier. Tony: Unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunneling effect. Banner: Well, if he could do that he could achieve heavy ion fusion at any reactor on the planet. Tony: Finally, someone who speaks English. Steve: Is that what just happened? (Tony and Banner shake hands)--
--Thor: I thought humans were more evolved than this. Nick Fury: Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?--
--(When Nick Fury blames Thor for them making weapons using the Tesseract) Thor: Me? Nick Fury: Last year, Earth had a visit from another planet that had a grudge match that leveled a small town. We learned that only are we not alone, but we are hopelessly, hilariously outgunned. Thor: My people want nothing but peace with your planet! Nick Fury: But you're not the only ones out there, are you? And you're not the only threat. The world is filling up with people that can't be matched, that can't be controlled!--
--Natasha: I want to know what you've done to Agent Barton. Loki: I would say I've expanded his mind. Natasha: And once you've won, once you're king of the mountain, what happens to his mind? Loki: Oh. Is this love, Agent Romanoff? Natasha: Love is for children. I owe him a debt.--
--Maria: Director Fury, the council has made a decision. Nick Fury: I recognise the council has made a decision, But given that it's a stupid ass decision, I have elected to ignore it. World Security Council member: It's a Nuclear missile to take out the Portal! Nick Fury: Situated at the island of Manhattan!--
--Tony: Why did Fury call us in? Why now? Why not before? What isn't he telling us? I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables. Steve: You think Fury's hiding something? Tony: He's a spy. Captain. He's THE spy. His secrets have secrets.--
--Thor: You speak of control, yet you court chaos. Banner: It's his M.O., isn't it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're... we're a time-bomb (referring to the Avengers team).--
--Thor: Your work with the Tesseract is what drew Loki to it... and his allies. It is a signal to the Realm that Earth is ready for a higher form of war! Nick Fury: Higher form? You forced our hand! We had to come up with some way that we could... Tony: A nuclear deterrent? Cause that always works well...--
-- Thanos: Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.--
-Windmills of the Gods
--Mary Ashley: If anyone has an accent, then he or she knows one more language than you do.--
Ratchet: Don't call me doc.
Me: Hey, doc! Need yr help here!
Ratchet: Do I have to repeat what I said?
Me: Okay then...Hey Sunshine, I seriously need your help right now!
(Ratchet is irritated, Arcee is confused, Optimus is still calm, Jack is also confused, Miko is giggling, and so is Raf)
Ratchet: Ugh!...Don't call me that!
Me: But Sunshine, it was you who told me to stop calling you doc...
Ratchet: If you call me Sunshine again, then I will offline you NOW!
Me: But I currently am not online, 'Cause I am not using the Internet...
Me: Did you just curse?...
Me: OMG! Ratchet just cursed! Hey guys! Ratchet cursed! (calls everyone off the class)
Ratchet: Geez...more noise...
(after a while)
Ratchet: (Growls) Yes?
Me: Uh...(points to the broken screen)
Ratchet: You humans...
(Kids get scared)
Ratchet: ...I NEEDED THAT!
Me: ( Fakes a yawn) Don't bother guys, he needs everything.
Ratchet: I might, but I DON'T NEED HUMANS IN HERE!
Me: I win my bet! Yahoo!
Ratchet: (irritated) What bet?
Me: That who would make you admit first that you need anything.
Ratchet: You humans are really annoying!
Me: No...they are not. I am just being annoying on their behalf.
Ratchet: May I know why?
Me: To try and fry your processor. Oh yeah, I needed your help in understanding Einstein's Theory of Relativity and how Time, Space and Gravity works.
Ratchet: Why should I?
Me: Why shouldn't you?
Ratchet: Because you tried to fry my processor and this is not in your syllabus.
Me: But I want to...this appears in almost everything related to Alternate Universes/Dimensions, and I wanna know what it is...I have already make an alternate version of the Multiverse theory which could make Time-travel real and may be the solution to many time-related paradoxes!
Ratchet: That's...much more than what a child reading in Eleventh grade would be expected to do.
Me: I know, right? I'm pretty sure the teachers wouldn't explain that thing to me, and would say that it's too advanced for me to understand! They still think we are kids who need to watch Science of Stupid to understand how we should apply Science to our environment!!!
Ratchet: That's their fault. I would take you as an apprentice with the way you use your brain if I could. But you're so annoying that this will be an impossibility.
Me: Nawwww, you meanie...
Ratchet: I don't understand that language. You call it Hindi, I think?
Me: I understand it though. You should've called me. I know it just as I know my Pinky fingers.
Ratchet: What's so special about them?
Me: That they bend backwards completely?
Ratchet: And what about the 'Science of Stupid' show?
Me: That it shows us funny videos of stunts going disaster, explains its science and 'How to do it' then cracks jokes.
Ratchet: I will call you when I watch it, I want to know how Earth Physics is different from Cybertronian Physics.
Me: Then welcome to the Nerd Side! You were already a nerd tho...But I'm still not paying for the screens though.
Ratchet: Damn you!
This gives out a warning: Do not try to amuse my Dead-Annoying counterpart, because if you do, your brain will get fried inside your skull (or your processor will be fried).
If you are one of the many, many people who is aware of the mask they have around others, paste this to your profile.
If you're insane, mad, and everything related to that, and still proud of it, paste this to your profile.
If you want to get to know me, paste this to your profile (and PM me).
If you're sure that the previous 'paste this to your profile' will be used by too many people in the future, paste this to your profile.
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