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The Fluffy Problem by effulgentcolors reviews
Post-Tallahassee. Cora takes her revenge on Hook and he is forced to run to the hero team for help. Good thing Emma is a cat person.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,408 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Pretty Kitty by ficlit78 reviews
OVER 1.5 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,023 - Reviews: 5099 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Vengeance is Mine! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Tony gets into the suit but fails to slow down in time after Loki tosses him out the window and lands in a shoe store. Buffy decides to do something about it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Buffy S., Willow R., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Time Out by Strummer Pink reviews
Brooding in the corner over how much he hates the Valentine's Day Charity Dance, Mr. Gold is interrupted by Snow White and Prince Charming's daughter Rose, who thinks he's on a time out for being naughty. (Includes fascinating parenting insights into Charming's ice cream related disciplinary methods!)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle, David N./Prince Charming, OC - Complete
Home by PrecariousPersonata reviews
Buffy has been searching for a way back to her own world after being ripped out of it ten years ago. Thorin and company are on a quest to take back Erebor but they need help slaying a dragon. A BtVS/ The Hobbit. Please review!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,443 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Buffy S.
Ruby's Brownies by leonheartgirl reviews
Emma volunteers Killian to help bus tables with Ruby and gets a lot more than she expected.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Misdialed by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Heart Full Of Love by Blinded-Kit reviews
Some one has been stealing from Captain Killian Hook, He finds out it's Pan. then he meets Kenzi who he thinks is part of Pan's Lost Ones. But who is she really? And who is Pan?
Crossover - Lost Girl & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Kenzi, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
I AM BILLITH by Mairemor reviews
An Eric's girl's take on the finale-sung to the tune of Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman!"
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Bill C., Eric N. - Complete
Perhaps, I Was Unclear? by LibraMoon reviews
He was Romulan, a Sub-Commander in full prime and glory. Or he was until James Kirk walked into his life that freezing day he and his men were held captive. He would have her. She belonged to him. The only problem was she did not seem to understand that fact. Companion piece to 'What part of 'No' did you not understand' Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk.KirkxMaelrok One shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/25/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
Godric by Xtyne reviews
He was just a boy sitting on my swing, a boy twelve years later, I realized was a vampire. Just a little Godric one-shot about a single life he impacted in his last years.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Godric - Complete
A Heavy Cross by SepticLovebite reviews
She would make him tell her to get lost if that's what he wanted. He didn't want her to opt out. He didn't trust anyone else to make sure she didn't.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,994 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
The News Article Significance by DefyGravity18 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The White Elephant in the Room by idreamedofstardust reviews
A girl named Neko takes it upon herself to convince Godric not to meet the sun. Even if she has to slap him around a bit. But perhaps even she couldn't foresee the consequences her actions would have on the vampire.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,693 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Godric, Eric N. - Complete
Hope For Tomorrow by KymberlyBlack reviews
Roslyn Hawthorne is a mutant,a feral,trying to find her place.She thinks the answers lie with her absent father,but when the search for him becomes more than she bargained for,will she accept the help of new friends,or shun them for someone darker?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,604 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth - Complete
Q's Gift by sarhea reviews
Q decides Hermione Granger is messing up the timeline so he drops her in the future to be found by young James Kirk. To stir the pot, he leaves a trail of clues for the House of Surak. Then one day Spock meets a unique woman who fits them all. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,055 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Hermione G., Spock] J. Kirk, Sarek - Complete
Frankie Say's Relax by JoxX reviews
Sookie's and Eric's first meeting with a little twist...
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,331 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Cookies? by Lady Dudley reviews
Pam does some baking, much to Eric's surprise.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Mainstream by azariag25 reviews
In a post Russell Edgington world our favorite vampires are forced to become more approachable and humanly. Enter Facebook.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S.
A Surprise Suitor by Miller0259 reviews
Much to her amusement, DG found herself in the OZ version of the Bachelorette. DG/C
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Cain, DG - Complete
Life by animegus farmus reviews
It's just a game...
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Cain, DG - Complete
Dead To My World by afalcone10 reviews
What if Hallow cursed Eric so that he lost his memory and ended up meeting Sookie while running down Hummingbird Road…but she had never met him or Bill or any other vampire before? Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, more like Alternate Timeline.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 325,437 - Reviews: 3655 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
I Miss My Pickles by RLBB reviews
One-shot. Annie gets a little jealous when Auggie starts spending his lunch break with someone else.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
I'm thinking Christmas Cards by mistressofthepink reviews
"It was not often that you heard the vampire actually laugh. This only served to peak her amusement and Pam took no precaution before opening the door..."
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Seleyan Iris by Auror-007 reviews
Since Spock is spending Valentine's Day with Uhura, Kirk decides to spend his with Spock Prime.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock Prime - Complete
I Said No Jim by Master Spock reviews
Kirk just can't help himself. Could be taken as slash, or not.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Rogue, The Rat, The Demon, and the Cat by wakingsnowwhite reviews
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... she's back! The spirit of love has come to Bayville to bring together Rogue and Remy and Kurt and Kitty, and she's taking no prisoners! Kurtty/Romy
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 141,888 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Gambit/Remy L., Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
UST by animegus farmus reviews
Enough was enough.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Cain, DG - Complete
Fresh Blood reended by RandomDarkness reviews
He couldn't whisper to her... Russell would hear.
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
It's Stuck! by MommaMinion40 reviews
One shot "Things you don't want to explain to the paramedics!Eric and Sookie get caught in a compromising situation! Thanks to Suki59 for her encouragement & sassyvampmama the best BETA ever! This is just for laughs and everything is funny at midnight!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Early by animegus farmus reviews
Life by appointment: try to arrive at the correctly designated time.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Cain, DG - Complete
It's 'Gin Joints,' Actually by NeoNails reviews
Annie/Auggie. "Well, well, of all the bars in the world, you had to walk into mine, Annie Walker..." Son of a- well, she could always shoot him.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Hidden Symbols by cyberpen reviews
Talli secretly likes the band New Moon, but not in the obsessive way like some fans. So when her best friend begs her to go meet Paul, one of the singers, what happens when he imprints...and not on her best friend that adores the ground he walks on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Paul - Complete
55 Things Sookie Doesn't Know About Eric Northman by wicked18writer reviews
Pam writes Sookie a list of things she doesn’t know about Eric. The title is self explanatory, random silliness found. Bill bashing abounds but all done in good fun. Very minor book knowledge mentioned. No spoilers just a few names you won't recognize.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
The Princess and the Pea by animegus farmus reviews
Something is preventing DG from sleeping...
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Cain, DG - Complete
The Price of Beauty by TheProblematique reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Test by animegus farmus reviews
What did they expect of a former student with a hypothesis to test?
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Cain, DG - Complete
Chocolate Coated Captain by Maranni123 reviews
When someone replaces Jim's body wash with special "lovers edition" chocolate scented soap, it drives a certain First Officer to his breaking point. K/S. Rated T but with some hints of sexual acts.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Paternal Catalyst by Hermy Puckle reviews
Because of her father, Penny finds herself hiding in the laundry room while Sheldon constructs a dating formula and Leonard performs human experiments.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,304 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
What's the H Stand For? by Nyah reviews
In Sookie's house, it'll cost you a penny each time you take the Lord's name in vain. Weekly One-hot challenge. E/S humor.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Eric, Sookie
One Liners by Maeke reviews
A collection of one-liners, inspired by words from the Random Word Generator, centered around Captain Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - J. Kirk
Half and Half by notthetype reviews
Did anyone ever think that Spock and Uhura just make too much sense? What if there was another option? What if there was a girl who's everything Spock NEVER wanted? Spock, OC, Chekov, Uhura, Bones, Kirk and Gaila. Rated for final chapter only.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,382 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Spock - Complete
Four Times Kirk Wasn’t Embarrassed by MuseDePandora reviews
... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow by Titania Took reviews
It was the 16th of December, and Captain James T. Kirk had an Idea. It is now snowing. On the Starship Enterprise. Various snowy fun ensues. Now reposted, with spellcheck!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
We Can Has Victory by Chuckney reviews
In a universe in which Standard has replaced with the language of lolcatz, the Enterprise comes under attack from Klingons - over 9000, to be precise. A good ground knowledge of Internet memes is useful for reading!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Dactylic Hexameter by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Sheldon and Penny are friends. Right?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,479 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Spoiler Alert by DSieya reviews
It takes a few years for everyone to figure this out. sheldon/penny, oneshot, written for paradox holiday fic/art swap and dedicated to jazzrose343. POV of all five main characters
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dark Past, Bright Future by AshleySue reviews
After recognizing Godric during the events in Dallas, Sookie returns to Louisiana and must choose between Bill, Godric, and Eric. Full summary inside.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,995 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sookie S., Godric - Complete
A Moment In The Basement Of The FotS by Jason's Favorite Madwoman reviews
Okay, I always wondered why the heck Godric took so long to rescue Sookie. This is a little drabble on what he was doing on what he believed was his last night alive. I think it's funny, but, ya know.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Godric - Complete
The Vampire Variations by MrsVincentCrabbe reviews
Written for Paradox's Halloween prompt post. "He's an expert in everything, just go with him."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Kisses by ArwendeImladris reviews
Spock stole Vulcan kisses from his captain. Jim was just unbelievably oblivious for the longest time...K/S Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Surprise the World by Maddy77 reviews
Godric and Eric visit Munich during World War II.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Godric, Eric N. - Complete
The Mouth: An Aside by Fyrefly reviews
#3. Deadpool double-shot. Siryn, aka Theresa Rourke Cassidy, is a student at the X-mansion. One night she spots a mysterious masked man outside on the X-mansion grounds. A movie rendition of a comic theme.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,410 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Siryn - Complete
What a Vulcan Wants by The Lazy Medi-Wolf reviews
Follow Spock's closest friend, Caris Pike, through her life, their life together as friends at the Academy and aboard the Enterprise during the Nero incident, and after. Rated for a REASON! Adult Language
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,786 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Spock - Complete
Where Fault Lies by Evergreene reviews
Aragorn believes that Legolas is at fault. Strangely, Legolas does not agree.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Traveler The Lord of the Rings by Captain Oblivious reviews
Begun long ago and maturing over seven years, this hopeless Mary Sue story grew into something halfway decent. A young girl named Riley learns what it means to succeed in life. Enjoy, R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,281 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/29/2002 - [Legolas, OC] Boromir - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6273 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hard Decisions by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Barnett wants to clear Kirk for Captain status. But he's on probation thanks to Spock. Barnett calls Spock to discuss the matter but the Vulcan is acting distracted. Why? Because Jim's trying to compromise him, only this time not with violence. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Forever Yours by Gabriel99 reviews
When did this obsession start? Was it the first time he tried to cut her head open? The second? Or perhaps it was when he saw the possibility contained in the years stretching ahead, with only one person who would keep him company … however unwillingly.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Daughter of Time by wednesday-mc reviews
Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,054 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Legolas
Celebration by mytsie reviews
For as long as Spock could cohesively remember his mother had always celebrated inexplicable occasions. Five times Amanda attempted to celebrate Earth holidays with Sarek and Spock, and the one time they surprised her. Sarek/Amanda Spock Fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Good Times by Lanaea reviews
K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sookie Rolls a Hordie by Gallathea reviews
In this AU fic, Sookie and Bill have not broken up. However, Bill’s preoccupation with his vampire database project has led him down the path of Internet addiction—and an unfortunate obsession with World of Warcraft.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009
The Writing on the Wall by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Embers by Evergreene reviews
Legolas is of the opinion that a certain ranger is taking far too long to start a simple campfire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Reverse Pygmalion Paradox by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
Penny wakes up after a lost night of drinking with a surprise visitor with her in her bed. What really happened? Only one person knows, and he's got an eye twitch. A Penny/Sheldon fanfic. Nothing graphic is planned, the rating is for my peace of mind.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,792 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
The S Word by AphroditesChild54 reviews
Sookie finds her Inner Goddess and puts the men in her life back in their place once and for all. Rated Mature for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,410 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sookie - Complete
Of Lions and Lambs by Lanaea reviews
Edward takes Bella. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Families Do by PrettyPretty reviews
Jason and Sookie settle the score. This is a one-shot that takes place after Book 8. This is dedicated to all the older brothers that made our lives hell. We still love you anyway, but you know we can always hold our own.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sookie, Jason - Complete
The Lost Boys Review Lost Boys: The Tribe by Mneme reviews
The Lost Boys finally see Lost Boys: The Tribe. Hilarity ensues.
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
A Girl Named Jack by Name1 reviews
Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
It Takes Time by coldqueen reviews
Claire and Adam meet for the first time.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Claire B. - Complete
Size DOES Matter by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
It's just any other day at the Cullens... until the boys decide to have a small argument. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Right Said Logan by DarkSeptember reviews
Logan gets hit by a tranq dart on a mission, with unforeseen side effects. Rogue's POV, and as a fair warning, this is total unapologetic Loganmocking foof... does evil grin. Rated for swearing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Cat and Mouse by JesusWillSave reviews
Audrey Hanson's job made perfect sense, til she pulled the Sylar case. Crime scenes with no fingerprints. Bodies with the brains removed. And a killer who draggs her into a deadly game of cat and mouse.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Audrey H., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
A Different Kind of Special by Cazrolime reviews
For years, you pretend. You fake a kiss. You act out care by rote. And then you wake up, one day, and realise that you stopped pretending long ago. SylarxHeidi. Huge fat 5YG spoilers.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Heidi P. - Complete
Toe Tapping Fun by Telanu reviews
Set during the film, before Lecter is transported to Memphis. Clarice Starling is going to make Hannibal Lecter an offer that, frankly, he can't afford to refuse.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Spy by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. She wasn't exactly sure how she'd manage to talk her way around why she was concealed behind the mops and sitting on an upturned bucket in the dark. Maybe he'd just accept it as one of her crazy quirks? Peter/Claire
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Fissures by Thundera Tiger reviews
Gimli's rather unorthodox plans for the Glittering Caves raise a few questions and more than a few concerns about his friendship with a certain elf...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Gimli - Complete
Not Fade Away by Jael the Scribe reviews
First place winner, MEFA 2007. A modern day woman lands a job that is too good to be true at a mysterious toy company. Things are not as they seem. Has she strayed into a dream? Drama humor. Characters: All the usual Mirkwood suspects and an OFC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,153 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Legolas - Complete
People are Strange by Lady of the Lost and Found reviews
A close friend of the Boys finally decides to reveal what really happened to David, Marko, Dwayne and Paul before Michael and Sam arrived and why they ended up the way they did...or did they? Complete with soundtrack. Currently being edited
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,917 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
I've Got You by TriplePirouette reviews
It's almost as if she knows this will end badly. Perhaps they're destined to be haunted by seatbelt safety their entire lives. AU scene rewrite of the airplane scene in X2 when Kurt rescues Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Call of the Wolverine by ridesandruns reviews
A bored Wolverine and a cell phone mean trouble.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
A Good Idea by Evergreene reviews
In the city of Minas Tirith, Legolas commits a most grievious betrayal. Second place winner in Teitho Contest 'First Sentence.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Omiai by Amber13 reviews
A play on the JDrama Omiai episode. Shin decides to try a more traditional approach in his courtship of Yankumi.
Gokusen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
God Bless The Child Who Can Hold Her Own by Linda J reviews
Sabretooth is a bitter man right? So what's he doing sitting in a church.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Sabretooth - Complete
Salvation and Obsession by Madame Band Geek reviews
I cannot get her out of my head. This has to stop, but it can’t! Katara is Zuko's salvation and obsession. She could end this war. Oneshot. 3rd in Ponder Chronicles
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Of Men, Elves and Snowballs by Evergreene reviews
A certain ranger thinks it unfair that elves can walk on snow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Pentimento by Darma Druid reviews
Sequel to Fortress Around the Heart. More love. More hope. More denial. More battle. The Heart is a Fortress - against all its purpose of existence, its reason and its objective, it yearns to be conquered.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,110 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Legolas
Mysterious Fate by Cormak3032 reviews
A stranger from another realm joins the fellowship, unaware of what danger, love and heartbreak lies ahead. OC but NOT a Mary Sue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 179,142 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
To the Shock of Miss Louise by Mneme reviews
[The Lost Boys] What if the movie wasn't just fantasy, but based in truth? (Complete)
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,033 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete
For the Cause by Iamawriter1 reviews
Faith is a 17 year old girl fighting for her life in The Great War of 2056. She is living in New Middle-earth. She has lost hope, until she is sent back to old Middle-earth to change things. ON PERMENANT HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,591 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Haldir
The Fluffy Files by HilsK reviews
A selection of episodes from the show twisted to give them a happy B/S ending
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 304,017 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Buffy S., Spike
Elves Are Not Perfect by Crystal Snowflakes reviews
[Completed 0 out of 29 Revised] Revised A girl from Earth thinks that nothing is perfect, including elves. What will happen if she happens to fall in MiddleEarth and see one? Maybe fall in love? Are elves really flawless? Legolas Romance later. Language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,953 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Legolas - Complete
The Secret Diaries of The Lost Boys by StalkyStar reviews
COMPLETE! Secret diaries inspired by Cassandra Claire's LotR diaries. Parody, sense of humour is needed here.
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 10/11/2002 - David, Marko - Complete
Dragons or Ribbons by Joannawrites reviews
The lengths any self-respecting elf-warrior will go to in order to win the approval of the King's 5 year-old daughter. Legolas entertains Aragorn's youngest child upon his return to Minas Tirith. *Complete, Post ROTK*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Two Lunatics and a Sith Lord by ihadanepiphany reviews
Vader arrives on Earth, somehow, and meets two students studying for an exam who happen to less than sane. Interested? Then click on the blue letters, you know you want to! I BROKE THREE HUNDRED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *clears throat* thanx evry1!!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,990 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002
Just Not Fair by SkyFire2 reviews
Elrond gets to explain one of the facts of life to the young Twins...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Elrond - Complete
Time and Space by ArtemisPrime reviews
The finished epilogue is up. Legolas arrives in our time period, but not through natural means. Not a Mary-Sue. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Legolas
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Dear Diary by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE IN ONE SHOT (books 1-4) Ginny's sixth year, seen through her diary
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Kisses by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...(books 1-3 or 4) Ginny takes a dare, but it doesn't end up quite like she thought. I wrote this when I should have been working on beyond redemption. Sorry, back to work now!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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Bring On The Night reviews
The poison of his blood runs dormant through my mother's veins, but not through mine. The soul of Dracula no longer flickers in his ashes, it rests beside mine. I will keep him forever contained. Crossover: Sky High, Dracula 2000, with tiny bits of X-Men.
Crossover - Dracula 2000 & Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,240 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Dracula, OC, Warren P.
Eternally Crafty reviews
A glimpse into the life of an arts and crafts addicted vampire. Come along on Marko's - and his unwilling covens - odd adventure as he strives to perfect his hobby.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Marko - Complete
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