Hello. I am Merry/Emily and I'm a 'hot-off-the-press' writer so I apologise for any spelling mistakes, incorrect word usage, etc in my stories. Feel free to point these out, so they can be edited: I'd like it if my stories are top notch in that regard but whatever. My profile icon is courtesy of voiceoflarka.tumblr.

I cross post on Ao3.

I also accept donations on Ko-Fi.

I would also like to apologise for the fact that my documents are not best suited to this website and that they are bulky and awkward to read. They work better (in my experience) when viewed on mobile so keep that in mind if you are having trouble reading my documents off of a computer or laptop. This is why I have the strange habit of adding full stops in between paragraphs, it just spaces it better. Sorry, it's weird but it's for the reader's benefit.

If you wish to contact me, please explicitly state your purpose, in a polite way. Unsolicited messages will be deleted.

However, I am happy to take requests and prompts for fandoms and pairings - safe for work only! (Okay, maybe a little bit naughty can pass).

n: I only do short fics (200-1100) words, I rarely accept requests outside my established fandoms and ships, also I will never accept a request starring an OC.

I don't do collaborations - working with me only leads to heartache I am afraid.

My tumblr blogs are as follows:

emiru-aisaki - personal blog

shitstrawhatsay - incorrect One Piece quotes blog

pastel-fortune - aesthetic blog

bibliomancie - original poetry

incorrect-vrains-quotes - incorrect Yugioh Vrains quotes

steelpokeballrun - blog for my Pokemon AU JoJo stuff

A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes & Other Tall Tales Pirates Sing Of

This is a project that spiralled out of control, and as a result, things are being uploaded in a hilariously wrong order. The timeline is very rough but does follow that order. It's rough because there is a lot of overlap and crossover. The world is a big place and everyday, in this Golden Era of Piracy, history is being made. The years that have been assigned different chunks is supposed to be reflective of when the sports animes came out and aren't reflective of the in-universe year.

Pro Tip: (if you like to listen to music whilst reading) Make a play list consisting of Disney, anime openings/endings, and Alestorm songs because that's what I did whilst writing and you can really tell.

Here is the time line:

"2012"

Part 1: [Unnamed Fic: The Teikou Marine Years - KNB characters, the rise and fall of the Generation of Miracles & Teikou Pirates

"2013"

Part 2: [Unnamed Fic: I Can't Believe Akashi is Fuckign Dead in Miami - KNB characters, the rise and fall of Akashi's daddy issues life in general lmao

Part 3: You Can Fly so I Want to Be Like You - HQ!!, in which Goshiki runs for President Captain and attempts to win people over with his campaign promise of pingers

Part 4: A Whole New Chemical World - Free! characters, in which Rei does the science!

Part 5: A Whale of a Tale - Free! characters, in which Yamazaki does the murder investigation!

Part 6: Old Blue - KNB characters, Kise is smitten with the first bartender he meets in the Not Dragon Age Country of Fereldrien

Part 7: [Unnamed Fic: The Gang Fucks a Tiger - KNB characters, in which Taiga wonders why people have Perverse Sexual Lust (tm)

Part 8: When We Didn't Get Along - KNB characters, Midorima attempts to be nice but Kazunari doesn't care.

Part 9: [Unnamed Fic: The One with Actual Goddess Momoi Satsuki - KNB characters, lmao I haven't planned this one but it'll be Touou centric

Part 9.5: Can't You Feel the Hatred Tonight? - KNB characters, Romeo and Juliet AU with Sakurai and Furihata as the leading roles but played for laughs

Part 10: [Unnamed Fic: The Gang Fucks a Human - KNB characters, Yosen characters, in which Himura has Perverse Sexual Lust for a human

"2014"

Part 11: I'll Make a Marine Out of You - HQ!! characters, in which Misaki Hana stars in a slasher revenge fic an ends up in a poly relationship at the end.

Part 12: [Unnamed Fic: I Won't Say I'm Free - HQ!! characters, they say love is blind but can it smell?

Part 13: [Unnamed Fic: Are We Done With the Magical Cat Fucking Yet? - HQ!! characters, Lev's father has some questions to answer and Yaku is Pissed (tm)

"2015"

Part 14: He's the Pirate Who Just Can't Wait to be King - HQ!! characters, Daichi is a father to many, many immature children who like to drink and murder for fun.

Part 15: Living in Your World - HQ!! characters, Kyoutani is fuckign dead in Miami and Shigeru is a genealogical mystery better left unsolved.

APart 16: An Invitation to Dinner (Nothing But a Monster) - HQ!! characters with a TWIST, Makoto has more fucks than she would like to give about a mystery mansion

Part 17: [Unnamed Fic: Akashi is a Literal Angel (Probably) - HQ!! characters, lmao this fic ain't planned either.

"2016"

Part 18: Choral Reprise - KNB, Free!, and HQ!! characters, I can't believe there's a club for people who fuck mythological creatures.