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Joined 10-19-03, id: 472837
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Well, this bad boy has been completely devoid of any information concerning me since I first put out my story in October or whatever. So I decided I'd finally put something in here. So salutations, the name's Xaared (thou shalt know no more than that). Instead of divulging personal information to encourage MORE stalkers, I can tell you some other junk about myself. Lemme see. I like...

The Calling, myself, hot guys, orange juice (I wish I had some random hot guy to pour it over MY head, but that's another story), Cadbury eggs, Alex Band's hair, caffiene, coffee, more caffiene, doobies, fencing, Stuart, Rusty, Titanic (that was kind of a joke), and other things.

However, I dislike...

My school, 'Previously on _' messages on TV shows, PDA, jelly beans (except Jelly Bellies)...you know, I can't really list all the things I dislike. Just humankind in general.

Man, I shouldn't have bothered filling this out. This is really lame, huh? Eh, oh well, you don't have to read it if you don't want to. I shall leave with this message.

"Look at that man. Eating his chocolate. Like a SPANIARD."

Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
Final Answer reviews
Perversion, sarcasm, complete dysfunction: Trying his best to make it through sixth year alive, Draco goes rather insane with everything from Titanic and gay men to love for Hermy (he doesn't even know about it!)...What else is there to say?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,290 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete