Anne Onymus
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Joined 05-16-13, id: 4728540, Profile Updated: 11-29-15
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Warriors, Wild Kratts, Cats, Doctor Who, Discworld, Master and Commander, Harry Potter, and Chronicles of Narnia.

Salve! Quid est supra . . . urgh, I don't know Latin for "up".

I'm a Catholic (or trying to be), homeschooled (more or less) teenage girl, with the social awkwardness stereotypical of homeschoolers and the love of fanfiction stereotypical of teenage girls. I might write for The Lord of the Rings, Discworld (if I dare try to imitate that brilliant writing), Patrick O'Brian's "Aubrey & Maturin" books (though again, the writing will be hard to live up to), Sherlock Holmes (books or BBC series), The Mysterious Benedict Society and sequels, Harry Potter, CATS (the musical), Wild Kratts, Ranger's Apprentice, or . . . almost anything. Sesquipedalian verbosity is no bar to liking something, and neither is smash-the-screen-with-your-head cheesiness (at least not once you can afford a new TV).

I like camping, canoeing, and tae kwon do, but hardly ever get to do them. And I'm learning Latin, because after that Spanish, Italian, and all Romance languages are supposed to be easy, so I can become a POLYGLOT! Muahahahaha LINGUISTIC DOMINATION . . . ahem, never mind.

Oh, and my brother's got an account now too! He's a heartless cookie, apparently.

I don't come here very regularly (usually when I'm four weeks through my Five-Week Obsession Period and have exhausted every online discussion of my current fandom that I can find), and most of what I publish will be drivel under 1,000 words long, but I've recently discovered I like to review things at length. This is what I try and fail to do to books in the aforementioned online discussions, but what I can just about succeed at with a short fanfiction. So be prepared.


Some Copypasta (for those who like it):

Copy-and-paste this if you hate it when people say, "98% of people are heartless jerks (or else they like Justin Bieber), and unless you share or forward or copy-and-paste this, YOU"RE ONE OF THEM!!!!!!"

If you were ever almost guilt-tripped into copypasting something, but then decided not to because you'd be guilt-tripping other people . . . copy-and-paste this. If you want to, I mean. No trouble.

If you think sausage tastes better with syrup, copy-and-paste this and make people wonder what the heck that has to do with anything.

If Stephen Maturin is your life's hero too, then for all love copy-and-paste this, and tell me!

Copy-and-paste this if you like to praise things so extremely people think you're being sarcastic when you're just being hyperbolical. Hey, just because it's the best thing in the world doesn't mean it's bad!

Sir Christopher Lee passed away just recently on June 7, 2015. Copy and Paste this and add your name to the list, as a little memorial to him, one of the greatest British actors of our day, whom I first knew as Saruman the white. We remember you, Sir Christopher Lee, thank you for sharing your greatness with the world. ~ThurinRanger, Anne Onymus

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

“You tell me that you have both fire and water, ice and heat in your heart, passions as well as God, one candle burning to Saint Michael and the other to the devil. Do not worry: as long as you are trying to struggle, there are not two candles burning in your heart, but only one, that of the Archangel.” -Bl. Jose Maria Escriva

“Better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.” -Sir Terry Pratchett

“Cheer up! Have you no aim in life?”

She tenderly inquired.

“An aim? Well, no, I haven't, wife;

The fact is—I have fired.”

Grammar is my best friend, but no one reasonable in the world would claim that that means I can't play practical jokes on him.

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Long Live by wishilivedinbooks reviews
The Marauders - how they met, how they formed one of the closest friendships in the history of Hogwarts, and how they fell apart and ended in tragedy - from the beginning of their era to the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 153,456 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Sudden Downpour by JeffnaBoots reviews
It had been drizzling for seven days...
Cats - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16 - Demeter, Munkustrap - Complete
100 OneShot Book by Prin Pardus reviews
100 One-shots of various themes selected by yours truly, ranging from love to hate to happiness to sorrow to loss, and everything in between. You can still join in if you want, so long as you follow the rules!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 181,022 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 6/11/2010
Life of a Robin by Lucky's Girl reviews
A series of one-shots based entirely off of a given prompt. Mainly staring Tim Drake along with Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, the Teen Titans at times, and an assortment of other random and unexpected characters I'm sure! It follows no particular timeline or true story arc, just an assortment of ideas and other arcs put together. Dedicated to Aggie Holmes!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 51,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Timothy D.
Cats: The Ultimate Poem by HaveYouBeenAnAlumnus reviews
Why would you bother watching a whole musical with songs based on poems when you can just read one poem? BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST MUSICAL EVER AND TUMBLEBRUTUS IS AWESOME! That's why. Rated T for censorized swearwords and the Rum Tum Tugger.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22 - Munkustrap, Old Deuteronomy - Complete
Naval Etiquette by Swiss Army Knife reviews
A furious fleet admiral gets savaged when he stumbles upon a certain occupant of a captain-less Surprise. Fortunately, Stephen is a mermaid.
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Jack A., Stephen M. - Complete
And all he sees is colour by ThisCat reviews
Widdershins: Because Jack O'Malley sees the world from a different point of view and there are no one to tell him how to deal with it from his side, how to communicate.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Complete
The Handkerchief Files by Snapdragonroar reviews
I.S.T.A.R.I. [Ithryn Strategic Tactics and Reconnaissance Initiative] A collection of Agent Gandalf the Grey's field reports during the events of the Quest for Erebor and the Battle of the Five Armies, regarding the events from initiation to the Carrock (Previously "Field Reports from Agent Gandalf"). The first part of Field Reports from Agent Gandalf: Operation Dragon.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,605 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Remus Lupin, Admin Assistant by tangledribbons reviews
It's not saving the world, but it pays the bills and he gets to keep plants on his desk. Remus Lupin could get used to life in the muggle world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Remus L.
The Beaver's Out of Home Life by Jasmine Jacobs reviews
Mr. Beaver is So Confused as to why his wife is acting so weird. What is going on? if this makes any sense, something is wrong. :)
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Mr. Beaver, Mrs. Beaver, Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Mandrake Mouth by the.eagle.quill reviews
In November 1974 the students at Hogwarts notice their resident troublemakers acting rather strange, but one Remus Lupin knows the truth. He finds a way to help his friends James, Sirius and Peter through the difficult process of becoming Animagi...Inspired by new canon information from JKR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Apology Accepted by FordLey reviews
Set just a day after the "Star Wars Rebels" pilot episode Zeb apologizes to Ezra for his own actions.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Ezra B., G. Orrelios/Zeb - Complete
The Werewolf by nursie91 reviews
What did Tonks think when she first realised that there was a Dark Creature in the Order? What does Moody say to convince her that the werewolf can be trusted? Sequel to 'Choices'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Alastor M. - Complete
Drabbles of the Doctor Whoniverse by ShinyTogeticFTW reviews
Drabble: noun - a fictional story, typically in fanfiction, that is exactly 100 words long. This is a collection of my Doctor Who drabbles. They may include any of the Doctor's incarnations in no particular order and/or his respective companions, but they mostly feature New Who characters (including, but not limited to, those listed below, which are the ones who appear most often).
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
When Doctors Collide by Alliprince reviews
What will happen when suddenly Doctors 9, 10 and 11 are forced to live together in the TARDIS with old and new companions? T to be safe. Characters that might appear: Rose Tyler, Mrs. Tyler, Martha Jones, Mrs. Jones, Captain Jack, Mickey, River song, and more! (Do not own the cover! WILL NOT UPDATE REGULARLY!)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,265 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Rules and Regulations by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Other people always seem to be in awe of Spock's perfect poise and control. But then, those people don't have access to his reports. Humor.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Constellations by Tre Corde reviews
Confucius meets a strange boy who calls himself the Middle Kingdom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - China - Complete
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
The Story of The Amazing Thing and May You All Become Towels by Elglor Stargold reviews
Contains a poem about eating pajamas. Various people attempt story telling and amazing things happen. WARNING: Very, very random, and very, very funny!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Peregrin T., Elrond
Mark Your Calendar by CollieandShire reviews
When Good Cop falls head over heels in love, its up to Emmet to teach the charm-challenged Policeman to rack up the courage to ask the girl on a date. All that is made harder when Bad Cop decides relationships just aren't for him and is determined to remain a single Lego. *Complete*
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,026 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Good Cop/Bad Cop, Emmet B., Wyldstyle - Complete
The Eleven Doctors by flying-chipmunk reviews
Something is amiss in the universe - or perhaps even several of them. Eleven TARDISes have been pulled from their time streams for some indiscernible reason, complete with eleven Doctors and even more companions. But why would someone risk a paradox for them to be together? And perhaps more importantly, who?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013
Choices by nursie91 reviews
Voldemort returns and yet the ministry denies the truth. How did Tonks and Kinsgley join the Order? What did Mad-Eye Moody see in the young, bright haired witch that made him know that she would one day be an exceptional Auror? A fic centralised around Mad-Eye Moody
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2013 - N. Tonks, Alastor M. - Complete
The Three Jolly Luck Takeaway Fish Shop in Dagon Street by mirrorballsymphony reviews
The saga of the unfortunate opening, and closing, of Mr Hong's Three Jolly Luck Takeaway Fish Shop on the site of the old fish god temple on Dagon Street during the lunar eclipse, leaving behind a kidney and half an ear hole. The gods play cruel games with some people...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Sam Vimes, Mustrum Ridcully, Death - Complete
Brief Encounters by mirrorballsymphony reviews
A selection of drabbles/oneshots based on 64 prompts. May be funny, sad, pensive, crazy, insert-adjective-here, who knows what will happen? Examples include Vetinari dicing with skis, Tonker/Lofty fluff and the Saga of Ma Lilywhite.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 108,685 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Mrs. Cosmopilite, Vetinari, Sam Vimes, Ned Coates
A Wardrobe and a Blue Box by TotusTuusMary reviews
No one else seems to notice the new police call box on the street, but Susan was a queen, and she knows the importance of noticing things. Currently just a one-shot until I come up with something more!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, Susan Pevensie
Filibuster by deepfathom reviews
A developer has big plans for a large stretch of woodlands and a pristine lake just outside a small town. With the city council in the palm of his hand, only the Wild Kratts Team and a determined troop of pint-sized girl scouts stand in his way. -Inspired by Frank Capra's 1939 film "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington"-
Wild Kratts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,493 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
I was the Lion by Swanwhite2 reviews
I was the Lion you do not remember The light in the dark And the life of the ember
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Aslan, Shasta/Cor - Complete
A Conspiracy of Hobbits by dreamflower02 reviews
How did Frodo's friends form their "conspiracy"? This story was first written and posted in 2004 at another archive; this version is slightly revised. It was the third fanfic, and first pre-Quest fic that I had written. (2004 Award Category: Races: Hobbits: The Lord of the Rings - Second Place)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,440 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
O Brother, Where Art Thou? by deepfathom reviews
Donita's harebrained plans for a Christmas fashion show land our heroes in a world of trouble. Trouble including a Kratt-napping, experimental mind control, and several species of antlered animals.
Wild Kratts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,255 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Complete
How Star Wars Episode 5 SHOULD Have Ended by Hawkward Chicken reviews
In a writing class, we had to take a famous story and change the ending. This is what I wrote. It was the longest, but still very short. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
In Which Munkustrap Finds a Ball of Yarn Amusing by Rosebud5 reviews
Hello, my name is Munkustrap and I will be your narrator this evening. I am here today to tell you about...Um...Excuse me, but is that a ball of yarn over there in the corner? Uh...It's quite lovely. Could I play with i...Ahem. Well. This is embarrassing.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Munkustrap - Complete
Humorous Pictures Of Cats In Peculiar Situations by Poke-it-with-a-Stick reviews
Lord Vetinari discovers lolcats. Drabble
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Vetinari, Moist von L. - Complete
The Beginning by A.A. Pessimal reviews
It's fairly obvious the Patricians of the first few Discworld books, say as far as "Mort", were not Havelock Vetinari. But what if they were? How might this have come about? Read on...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Vetinari - Complete
Awkward Names by CreativeTitle reviews
Sam Jr is questioning his Daddy about names. Enjoy
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sam Vimes, Lord Downey - Complete
Scriptless by Scholar for Christ reviews
When Merry and Pippin set off a firework in the printing room, the Fellowship must attempt their quest without scripts! The result: Hilarious mistakes,arguing wraiths, backup melons and bullfrogs! Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,986 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Cunning Artifice by Fanless reviews
In the Ankh-Morpork of a distant future, there lives a brilliant scientist and two men who are not all they seem. AU!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sam Vimes, Carcer
Growing Silver by Rosebud5 reviews
Munkustrap is, of course, the Protector of the tribe. The strong, mature, serious leader. But he wasn't always like that. This is a story of growing up, of a lost kitten-hood, and of a certain Jellicle family. This is the story of Munkustrap. Two-shot.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Munkustrap - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Ladies' Guide To Middleearth's Eligible Bachelors by Virtuella reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Volume II now available - more bachelors, more chances! MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Aragorn - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11029 - Favs: 14,779 - Follows: 5,967 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 6,064 - Follows: 1,255 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
In the Middle of a Line by KxTx reviews
A poem written from Herodotus' point of view about his writings in "The Histories". I divide the chapters into the different "books" that are within "The Histories". Very funny. :D
Histories of Herodotus - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008
A Week In The Life Of A Simian Bibliophile by Virtuella reviews
L-Space: The final frontier. These are the adventures of the individual formerly called Dr Horace Worblehat, now simply known as The Librarian. He's lost something and needs to get it back.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - The Librarian - Complete
Lawfulness by adele4 reviews
Vimes and Vetinari have a conversation, before the events of 'Thud': arresting thieves is against the law, and hindering honest Morporkians at their job can lead to serious legal trouble.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
You Can Put Me In Prison by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Whilst still abiding in Azkban Prison, Stan Shunpike reflects on life, love, and the perils of blackmarket wristwatches...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks - Complete
Fishing by Ithilmir reviews
[Book Verse]Something nasty is lurking in the great cabin... An Aubreyad ficletdrabble. Call it what you will.
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
The Three Hunters Revamped by elfchicks reviews
What were Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli after at the beginning of The Two Towers?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Thirty Avatar Short Stories by Sophia Prester reviews
Each of these thirty stand alone stories focuses on a different character from Avatar. Recent stories: 22. King Bumi. 23. Chief Arnook and Yue, 24. Zuko, 25. Azula, 26. Ursa, 27. Appa, 28. Monk Gyatso, 29. Iroh, 30. Smellerbee and Longshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,908 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
What Are You Going to Call Me? A Mary Sam? by PippinStrange reviews
A unique twist on the Tenth Walker story. A goofy teenager with ADHD named Nathan gets unexpectedly sucked into Middle Earth to join the Fellowship. He's not a Mary Sue. He's not a Gary Stu. He's not even a Larry Sue. He's just a completely wacky teenager with way too many issues. Friendship and chaos ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,548 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
The Lay of Fair Olvin by Dearheart reviews
...I sing of deeds of valor and pride, a twoheaded giant, a beautiful bride, and a knight's victorious day... C. S. Lewis never wrote it, so I did it for him!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
The Ringbearer and the Rose by rabidsamfan reviews
Samwise has been off planting trees all winter, and Frodo and Rosie are worried about him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Frodo B., Rosie C. - Complete
The Ballad of the Nine by Skybright Daye reviews
A ballad such as any MiddleEarthen minstrel might create a song of the nine bold members of the Fellowship of the Ring!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Complete
A Matter of Time by shirebound reviews
What influenced who Elrond chose to accompany Frodo and Sam on their journey south? Why did he let Pippin go with them? Merry gets some surprising answers. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2002 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Meriadoc B., Elrond - Complete
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Dumbledore's Goodbye reviews
A poem based on what I thought Dumbledore might be thinking at the end of Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/7 - Albus D. - Complete
Aubrey & Maturin Limericks reviews
Less in the style of Lt. Mowett than of Lt. Rowan, who said "Will you take A piece of cake?" is poetry. It rhymes, don't it?
Master and Commander - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Stephen M., Jack A. - Complete
Plain Clothes
A Discworld drabble, because Terry Pratchett's ingenious style is impossible to imitate for longer. Based on a scene from "Guards! Guards!".
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Sam Vimes, Nobby N.
Amy and Reepicheep reviews
"Doctor, it's a mouse!" "How creative of you," said the creature.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., Reepicheep - Complete
The Jellicles' Halloween reviews
There's strange food and costume hilarity; Victoria beats Plato in pranking, and Munkustrap receives a letter from Macavity that sets the Jellicles on edge. (Written by my brother, revised by me.)
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Victoria, Munkustrap - Complete
Activate Battery Power! reviews
Either the Kratt brothers are goofing off, or the creature power suits are doing some very strange things.
Wild Kratts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Chris K., Martin K. - Complete
Fresh-Kill Pie reviews
A story based on a typo in Crookedstar's Promise, an old song, and an online recipe. So, I don't own ANY of this.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Crookedstar - Complete
Well, It Started With the Cookie Jar reviews
Aragorn's mug/cookie jar breaks, Legolas and Gimli have snowball fights, Gandalf doesn't like video games, Boromir's ghost thinks he sees a rocket . . . Middle-earth seems to be going crazy. (My younger brother and sisters helped me with this. It shows.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Aragorn, Frodo B., Sauron, Legolas - Complete