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Author has written 7 stories for Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

Hello everyone I'm ImpishTopHat, but i respond to virtually everything, like; Impish, Imp, hat, top, toppy, top hat, Captain fancy pants, weirdo, cat, freak, are you def, Are you crazy/normal...etc,etc.

Anywise I am self-proclaimed writing sociopath and every character put in my care is probably going to be returned back suffering from emotional stress or something. So if you don't want to see your favorite characters suffering, do not read my stories.

Now a little about me: I'm sixteen years old, which makes me a teen writer. I joined Fan Fiction manly to expand my views in writing and hoping that writing about other people’s character will help my characters too. I am very overprotective over all of mine characters and stories and same goes for my favorite characters.

Anywise, I’m really random and chatty so if you wish to have completely mindless conversations give me a call.

My on going stories:

Just don’t hate me (Durarara)- ? chapters until the end.

I'll update mostly during my summer brake, becouse my school is inspiration killer. So no updats during school, sorry guys, I just can't.

I think this is sort of tradition here:

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

"We Pray For Children" by Ina Hughes

We pray for children
Who put chocolate fingers everywhere,
Who like to be tickled,
Who stomp in puddles and ruin their new pants,
Who sneak Popsicles before supper,
Who erase holes in math workbooks,
Who can never find their shoes.

And we pray for those
Who stare at photographers from behind barbed wire,
Who can't bound down the street in new sneakers,
Who never "counted potatoes,"
Who are born in places we wouldn't be caught dead in,
Who never go to the circus,
Who live in an X-rated world.

We pray for children
Who bring us sticky kisses and fistfuls of dandelions,
Who sleep with the cat and bury goldfish,
Who hug us in a hurry and forget their lunch money,
Who squeeze toothpaste all over the sink,
Who slurp their soup.

And we pray for those
Who never get dessert,
Who have no safe blanket to drag behind them,
Who can't find any bread to steal,
Who don't have any rooms to clean up,
Whose pictures aren't on anybody's dresser,
Whose monsters are real.

We pray for children
Who spend all their allowance before Tuesday,
Who throw tantrums in the grocery store and pick at their food,
Who like ghost stories,
Who shove dirty clothes under the bed,
Who get visits from the tooth fairy,
Who don't like to be kissed in front of the car pool,
Who squirm in church and scream on the phone,
Whose tears we sometimes laugh at and whose smiles can make us cry.

And we pray for those
Whose nightmares come in the daytime,
Who will eat anything,
Who have never seen a dentist,
Who are never spoiled by anyone,
Who go to bed hungry and cry themselves to sleep,
Who live and move, but have no being.

We pray for children
Who want to be carried
And for those who must,
For those we never give up on
And for those who never get a second chance,
For those we smother.
And for those who will grab the hand of anybody kind
enough to offer it.

We pray for children. Amen.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

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Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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If you could read that put it in your profile

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ask you what is wrong and when you don't reply will walk away and ask again later.

BEST FRIENDS: Will ask you what's wrong, and watch you punch a balloon in silence for nearly two hours, and won't leave.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

(This got me a bit depressed...i don't have a best friend, bohu for me)

Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-Post this to help stop racism!!:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."

My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are affected,
Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Copy and paste this if you hate stereotypes:


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a STUPID IDIOT that you MUST explain things to.

Girls don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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A Rather Monstrous World by TsukimotoMana reviews
Warning: Graphic depictions of violence. Dub-con. In an alternate universe, a nation resembling feudal Japan, cut off from the rest of the world, gets attacked by modern type troops. Izaya is a citizen who gets captured in their overwhelming first attack, while Shizuo is a front-line soldier. Yaoi.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,893 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Creatures of the Underworld by Fandom Angst reviews
The Sohma Estate is a luxurious brothel run by Akito. The zodiac members are his prostitutes and Yuki is his special favorite, as well as the clients' favorite. I don't own Fruits Basket. Warning: Contains forced prostitution, sex, swearing, physical abuse, verbal abuse...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,039 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Akito S., Tohru H., Yuki S.
Let Me In by Winged Senea reviews
Drabbles about Eric's new life in HOMRA. From fluff to angst and everything in between! Eric centric with appearances from everyone in Homra sooner or later.
K - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Eric Sutr, Fujishima K., Totsuka T.
Precious Gift (Eren x Levi) by julieofthewatertribe reviews
Here's my new fic! It's only semi AU in that Eren was never a soldier and Levi, along with the rest of the military, has wiped out most of the titans. Just FYI, this fic will get kinky and upsetting. It can be disturbing due to emotional/physical abuse and manipulation. This is not a story about happy healthy bdsm couples, this is screwed up on purpose so okie dokie, now enjoy:3
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,610 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A.
Broken and Gone by Lilylucy129 reviews
Izaya is a Junior in high school when he is sent to a Psychiatric hospital for being "broken" and "useless". Refusing to talk to anyone, how will he hold with his roommate, Shizuo, and everyone around him. AU, Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,921 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.]
A crushing kind of love by Neul Shin reviews
Izaya, a 17 year old informant brat interacts with high powered men of the underworld. A sketchy and dark connection unfolds where he soon becomes a dark desire of everyone in power. Infatuation, Dark, Abuse, Violence, Yakuza, Rape & Yaoi warning... (Shizuo x Izaya) (Kasuka x Izaya)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,844 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Kasuka H.
Turmoil Reigns by samiekins17 reviews
Everyone always wondered why Izaya acted the way he did. Why he said he loved his precious humans so much but distanced himself from them, never allowing anyone in. No one would ever guess that he hadn't always been like that. One incident had changed his life forever and made him into the man he was today. With a dark past that threatens his future, can he ever be happy again?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Locksmith by DRRRLover1224 reviews
Izaya's been trapped by a sadistic man, locked in a secluded area for months on end. No one knows where he is or what's happening to him, and day by day he must endure the sick experiments set by his captor. However, the day comes when this man decides to add another guest. SHIZAYA, YAOI, SMUT WARNING! M-Rated for sexual themes, language, and violence.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.]
Papa Heichou is Best Heichou by TwilightRein reviews
In a single night, Eren and Levi lose the person they love. And Levi takes it upon himself to take care of 5 year-old Eren. [Rating subject to change]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,446 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Carla Y., Eren Y., Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
Perfect Crime? by MJJ'slilgrl reviews
Dodger is kidnapped in the middle of the night. All that's left is a note warning Fagin to not look for him. Who has Dodger? And why?
Oliver! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,622 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/8/2010
Breaking the Hour Glass by parkourmaster07 reviews
"Sometimes you realize that person is important when they are actually gone" Celty had said this to him. when Izaya confessed to him he thought it was one his games and decided to play with the flea. But he was wrong what happened next was fast, He lost the game and lost the flea, he died. But he was given another chance to relive those days again, can he win against fate and time?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Connect Me by pinkrander reviews
Now, Shizuo prided himself to be a rather upstanding citizen of the community. So to suddenly be placed in such a predicament was something he wasn't too comfortable with. A naked man was on his screen. Naked. He liked to think that he could be given some leeway to his current panicky state. (AU)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.]
Dinner With a Spider by AlucardLovesSteakCakes reviews
Homra's vanguard and Scepter 4's third-in-command are acting strange as the former's birthday draws nearer. Fushimi's worried and Yata's acting...paranoid? When he suddenly disappears on his birthday, the only clue being his surprisingly disturbing sketchbook, the gang must set out to find their friend...at least what's left of him...before the spider finishes his meal...
K - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,062 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
Precious Pet by Behind The Hood reviews
Let's say Izaya never became an info broker. Let's say he never met Shizuo in high school. Let's say things are very different from what they could have been. Now, let's say Shizuo finds himself with a new pet after finding out some horrifying information from a man in white. Let's say Izaya was that new pet. Non-con! *TEMPORARY HIATUS*
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,653 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 6818 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Break Down the Walls Part II by Miyuki Wynter reviews
Sequel to "Break Down the Walls". Shizuo and Izaya have begun trying to get along with each other. Meanwhile, Izaya struggles with lingering fears related to the incident a few weeks prior. Shizaya. Warning: contains non-con in the form of flashbacks.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,329 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
God Complex by Casual Loli reviews
Orihara Izaya has had enough of Heiwajima Shizuo. He is going to break the monster of Ikebukuro, one way or another. And he's had a long time to think about how... [Izaya x Shizuo Smutfic Pretty Much] Trigger Warning- Non-consensual sex, Probably some blood
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Let's Play a Game by Shizaya143 reviews
When Izaya and Shizuo gets a mysterious call telling them that their siblings are being held hostage, they are forced to work together and play by the kidnappers rules to get their loved ones back. Will they become more than friends throughout the chase to find who this man is? BoyXBoy Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Being Human by sheneverupdates reviews
Shingen's experiments tend to cause a bit of an uproar from time to time. Never like this though. Then again, the very idea of two Izayas is enough to throw Ikebukuro into chaos. Hachimenroppi!Izaya. Shizaya (Side Pairing: Shizuo x Roppi / Roppi x Izaya). Contains Yaoi scenes as of Chapter 17.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,025 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] [Hachimenroppi/Roppi, Tsukishima]
With eyes of a child by Mad-Murder reviews
Izaya's life is perfect, or is it? What if person from the past comes, and leaves Izaya depressed, and lost. Can Shizuo help him to survive? Pairing: Shizuo x Izaya , warnings: abuse, rape, cutting, suicidal thougs. My english isn't the best..try to stand it :'D
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Master! by Ciero-Blue reviews
Shizuo gets turned into a dog... Well a half-dog... And who's offering to take care of him? -Shizaya!-
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Shizuo H., Izaya O.]
Paranoia by iShotForTheStars reviews
Schizophrenic!Izaya and Dominant!Shizuo. When Shizuo learns a secret about Izaya, he'll do anything to distract him, which includes rough sex. But what happens when that's not enough? Fail summary. First smut. Enjoy.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
As Chosen by RedVengance reviews
Izaya is a prince and a bearer. Shizuo is a knight, who's been told all his life he must care and protect any bearers, and that the royals were to never be hurt. When he met Izaya, he tries to kill him. Usual day by day fighting, choosing day has come, and the royal comes out, but of course who is chosen to marry the raven, Shizaya smutt, threats of rape, fluff, cryring, mpreg
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,491 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Silently Burning by Marley-Aqua-33 reviews
Fushimi Saruhiko always thought he would live in his grey, flat and boring world, thus believing he would be forever alone, until a single-celled idiot named Yata Misaki came into his life. / Yata Misaki had the urge to escape from the world where his father did whatever he wanted with him and missing not having anyone to rely. They were silently burning until they met each other.
K - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,999 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M.
Blood Samples by Behind The Hood reviews
After years of begging and pleading Shinra finally convinces Izaya and Shizuo to give him some blood samples. He creates some...interesting experiments. Established relationship. Alternates.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Tsugaru, Psyche - Complete
A Game of Jacks (Don't Be A Stranger) by AlucardLovesSteakCakes reviews
Shizuo discovers Izaya after he's been missing for a whole year, but he's changed, and not for the better. Something's wrong with him and Shizuo and the others are determined to find out what. However demons of the past come to Ikebukuro for revenge, and slowly reveal Izaya's disturbing past. Meanwhile, group of strange people step in to help-but they aren't exactly human...Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,375 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Love Catalog by captain-shizu-chan
Seeing an ad on TV, Psy decides to give the site a look, but winds up accidentally ordering. With there being a no return policy, will Psy be able to handle to new addition to his home. There will be smut later on.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Virus138, Psy420]
Callous by nillawaferss reviews
Orihara Izaya has a reputation for being Raijin Academy's most infamous playboy. What Izaya wants, he gets. His newest challenge: Conquering the most feared kid in school before summer vacation, Shizuo Heiwajima. Can he keep his side of the wager? Or will he realize his ice cold heart may be thawing for the Bleach Blonde Beast? UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.]
Back to Darkness by Fandom Angst reviews
Yuki has to return to face punishment from Akito after missing New Year's. He struggles to hide the truth of the abuse from his friends. Contains verbal, physical and sexual abuse. Based on the anime, Akito is male. This is my first story so any feedback would be greatly appreciated! M to be safe. I don't own Fruits Basket!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Akito S., Yuki S. - Complete
The Man Who Ruined Everything by Beloved-Soulless reviews
Alternate universe of the Warrior Cats series. They are human gangs fighting over a war torn city. The story will mainly follow Scrourge and Ashfur. Rated for swearing, suggestive scenes, violence.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Scourge, Ashfur
Let the Durarara! Games Begin by Animefreak1994 reviews
It's the 25th annual Hunger Games! And as a twist, we shall be selecting from one container this year instead of two! So the chances are higher, the probabilities are larger, and the stakes have been risen! How will two males from the same district act when both lives are put to the test? Shizuo x Izaya
Crossover - Hunger Games & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2012
This Isn't What I Wanted by Simply Emotional reviews
Shizuo is forced into being a Victim's Counselor in order to pay back the money he owes in damages to the city. Who knew that Izaya would be a victim in need of counseling?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Time Heals All Wounds by Zia-k9 reviews
Shzuo finds Izaya wandering the streets in horrible condition with no memories of who he is or how old he is. The bartender vows to get Izaya back to normal, but can he really take care of someone, especially if that somoene is Izaya? As Shizuo tries to get Izaya's memories back he begins to forget about how much he hates Izaya and starts to treat him more like a little brother.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,693 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Celty S., Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K.
Drowning in the Fire by TsuyuBaby reviews
The war is over, but not for Eren. The war will never be over for Eren, but at least the drugs numb the pain. Prostitution fic where Eren is alone and in pain after the war ends, Erwin is a manipulative little shit, and Levi has a dirty dirty mouth. mentioned past Erwin/Levi, OMCs/Eren, main pairing Levi/Eren, also thar be noncon here, BEWARE.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,298 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Armin A., Eren Y., Erwin S., Levi A.
Damned If I Do You, Damned If I Don't by CIELOVONGOLA reviews
Izaya was being auctioned and Shizuo was the one who won the bidding. AU and lots of OOC-ness. Sadist Shizuo x Sex slave Izaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Breaking the Ordinary by Alwaystru reviews
Lia Summer has an ordinary life in Ikebukuro and wants nothing to do with the extraordinary. This all changes once she joins a color gang known as the Dollars. Faced with a critical choice between moving forward or going backwards, which will she choose? *Discontinued and up for adoption*
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Masaomi K., Izaya O., OC
Of which bonds are thicker than blood by CHOU-KUN reviews
A short story about a certain incident that happened just before Fushimi left Homra. "Hey, have you heard? Seems like the guys from Homra are up to something again."
K - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
Cold Turkey by kookielawlyuki reviews
Maybe he took it took far this time? Or maybe Izaya did. Who's to blame? Why does it even matter? Will they be able to go back to the way things used to be? Yaoi. Shizaya. Rated M for later chapters, cursing and light violence.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,295 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Quirks by Error Cannot Reach Author reviews
Shizuo and Izaya have been going out for a few months when Shizuo meets Psyche. Izaya's twin and possibly better half. When Shizuo gives into temptation will their relationship ever be the same again.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Fleanapped by RedVengance reviews
Izaya hasnt been around bukuro for two weeks. Finally Shizuo decides to check up on the flea, but ends up with much more to deal with. (my first story ) I do not own Shizuo or Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,140 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
How The Monster Fell In Love With The Flea by Kohei Takano reviews
Izaya always had a mask up to the outer world. Nothing could break it, not even immense physical pain. But what happens when this mask finally cracks under emotional pain and Shizuo Heiwajima is the only one around to take care of him? What if, with the mask gone, Shizuo doesn't hate him? (Yaoi, Rated T for swearing and violence.) NOW FINISHED!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,084 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Puppet Master by everthingistaken reviews
Shizuo wants revenge, so he kidnaps Izaya and force him to live in his own prison. Time goes on and more and more Izaya turns into his obedient puppet. Darkfic, but fluffy. Shizaya! Romance/Drama/Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Humor
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
A New Toy by Hanako-Chan16 reviews
I moved to Ikebukuro at the urging of my neighbor after my family abandoned me. Now I wonder if that wasn't such a good idea... And if he did that of his own choosing... Rated M now... Rating has gone up due to some dark themes and torture. (OOC) Izaya x OC. DOES NOT FIT INTO ANY OF THE TIMELINES.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - [Izaya O., OC]
Without Fail by Eve Davidson reviews
Something bad happens to Sheldon, and Leonard tries to pick up the pieces.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Slenderman Encounter by VioletDemon241 reviews
Shizuo and Izaya both agree to go camping with their best friend, Alicia Walker, for the weekend. Now, they are in the scare of their life when their friends start to disappear one by one. With 11 pages scattered around the forest, they must find a way out before they are killed by whoever's chasing them. Based on the game, Slender. BEING REWRITTEN!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,564 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
That explains it by RyanTyler2294 reviews
Things become a little clearer when Izaya stays over at Shizuo's (School days)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Know the Facts by pandanarchy reviews
An AU, Basically about Yata and Fushimi when they were in high school. It shows their friendship and how they got into certain habits. I got the idea of using "facts" from Fifty Truths (a DRRR fic). Rated M for language, I guess, and I don't know what else is going to happen.
K - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
When Kittens Play by XxhottprincessxX reviews
Two kittens decide to break the rules. What will happen when the Master finds out? And will it bring about pain...or pleasure? * Bisco Hatori owns all of this except for the plot*
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Angel Eyes Devil Smile by AnimeFreak4695 reviews
So Kaoru Hitachiin & Haruhi Fujioka have been sold into the Japanese Sex Slave Trade! With only each other to count on, will they ever make it out? Will they ever find Hikaru? Featuring: Mello & Matt from Death Note, Itachi Uchiha from Naruto, and whoever I randomly throw in next! Genre: Angst/Drama/Romance/Hurt/Comfort/Humor (ON HIATUS)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,418 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H.
Healing Bloody Wounds by Himizu-chan reviews
Companion piece to The Bloody Ties that Bind. A handsome servant has been in love with a foolish prince for years, but he knows his love will never be returned, especially when both are turned into vampires. A half-gypsy boy has been abused all his life, has never even been shown a single kindness. They find each other and just might find a love to last through eternity. Complete!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,808 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - [Kyōya O., Kaoru H.] - Complete
Poison Chains by AiAoiTori reviews
He thought being the brutes slave would be a fun game at first but some where along the line he lost sight of why he started the game in the first place and ended up drowning in the desire that controlled his very being.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
The Truth Behind the Mask : A Yuki Sohma Story by YamiXayne reviews
This a Yuki-san History fanfiction. This is a story that will make you cry. This story will deal with issues of depression, mental disorder, rape, incest, abuse (in all its forms) and personal determination of changing one's own lot in life. I don't wish to offend people so if you don't like these kinds of stories or feel they are too graphic please don't read.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Yuki S., Akito S., Hatsuharu S., Hatori S.
Trust me, I'm a Doctor by Ladie in Lace reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru get stuck in a very sticky situation when a sociopathic doctor finds the twins fit his "type". The doctor kidnaps them, placing the twins in a life or death situation. Will the twins get out alive, or will someone be lost forever? -Sorry I'm horrible at summaries-this is my first fanfic sorry if it sucks. OHSHC isn't mine!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,668 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Childhood by the aspiring cynic reviews
He was the boy next door who sacrificed your cat, Mr. Fluffles, to Satan and would affectionately leave pieces of his entrails on your doorstep as gifts. AU. – Izaya, Namie. Part V – She intends to kill him – slowly, of course. So that with each breathe he'll know – he'll know that it was her ribbon that fashioned the noose around his neck.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,162 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Izaya O., Namie Y.
Guardian by 13eyond The Boundaries reviews
Things have gone quiet in Ikebukuro ever since a certain information dealer has gone missing... (Implied Shizuo/Izaya, shounen-ai, boy love, etc., etc. You know the drill!)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Shinra's Curiosity by ClareTurner reviews
Shinra finally married Celty. After having a child of his own...he gets rather curious of how babies are made... He gathers DNA from two certain friends of his and successfully creates a little girl named Yuuki without her parent's knowledge... once they both find out... it may be the end of Shinra Kishitani... ShinraxCelty, eventual ShizouxIzaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Celty S., Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K.
Coincidence by BrittanyChayanne reviews
Kaoru meets Hikaru in a strip club. (A separated-at-birth AU)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H., Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Welcome to Ikebukuro! by Ritt-chan reviews
When a girl drags her best friend halfway around the world for a visit to the infamous Ikebukuro, they have several close calls with the city's two most famous misfits. But if these girls are so scared of getting hit in the crossfire, why are they always around when a certain pair starts brawling? Shizuo x OC/ Slight Izaya x OC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,336 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Celty S., Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K. - Complete
It's scary in the dark by DurararaLovah reviews
Izaya is kidnapped, and he doesn't know why. Where's Shizuo?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Save Me by Cheezze reviews
Izaya is in an abusive relationship. No one has a clue, until Izaya breaks. Can anyone save him ? Shizaya , BoyxBoy., First fic,
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Red Tulips, Thorn Apples by pozarpel reviews
In which Kano, using the roundabout and somewhat stupid methodology of a ten year old with superpowers, makes sure his best friend gets the chocolate she deserves. No lie. *
Kagerou Days/カゲロウデイズ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2013
Trapped by Animejessi reviews
He didn't know what he did wrong. Why were they punishing him? What made them so angry at him to end up doing this. He just didn't have an answer to that. But now he's older and he doesn't need them anymore. Not Shizaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,831 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Izaya O., Mairu O., Kururi O.
The Captain and the Kitsune by Swift as an Arrow reviews
It was the tradition that a young man be bestowed gifts when he came of age at nineteen. It was no different in the court of King Munakata Reisi.
K - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,851 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
A Rather Peculiar Wrinkle in Time by Wallflower14 reviews
Join the peculiars as they traipse through a cave that has completely sucked them of their peculiar powers and are kidnapped by power-hungry island gypsies.
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Millard, Bronwyn
Insanity by xx Chiyo Ai xx reviews
I'm the monster. The monster. A soulless, heartless, ruthless monster.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Celty S., Shinra K.
A Perfect Monster by Miss Elizabethh reviews
From the very date of his birth, Izaya's life had always been stuck in an eternal downwards spiral. It was a predestined fact that one day that everything he was would then crumble beneath his feet; and the emptiness in his heart as well as the monster within would devour him whole. And yet, who better than a certain brute to be his salvation from his own hell?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
The Bloody Ties that Bind by Himizu-chan reviews
OHC AU. Haruhi is an ordinary human girl who is captured by a clan of vampires and told that her only options are to submit to becoming the human servant of one of the vampires, or die. She wants nothing to do with being a human servant, but she can't help but be intrigued by a tall handsome vampire with mysterious dark eyes. Mostly Mori/Haruhi, other pairs listed inside. Complete!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,555 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Sext You Later by Cloudsofsand reviews
Shizuo and Izaya aren't sure how it came to this, repeatedly engaging in virtual sex with what could only be considered a stranger. But while relieving shared sexual tension, they begin to find out that this "stranger" is actually much closer than they originally believed. Heavy Smut Warning. Collaboration.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
City Railings by AtomicKokoro reviews
When Mikado is inspired by the A.T team, Kogarasumaru, he starts his own Air Trek group. With special training from the members of Kogarasumaru, they try to make their way to the top of the Trophaeum Tower.
Crossover - Air Gear & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012
Slave to the Capital by Writerchic88 reviews
This is Finnick's story from the time from his win of the Hunger Games to The 74th Hunger Games, it has a lot of Anick smut. Please R&R I want feedback even if you don't like it... :-D! ALSO RATED M FOR A REASON, IT IS VERY DARK!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C.
It's a sick idea of mine by AsikIkisa reviews
Izaya always thought that Shiki adopted him because he loved him very much. Now when he found out about his "father's" past, he doesn't want to accept it, but is also in fear that he'll be the same as Shizuo and Roppi. Shiki/ShotaIzaya. Smut will be l8r!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Shiki, Izaya O.
Kidnapped by Hawaiianbabidoll reviews
Kyoto was great but the crow was not the only star. In an expensive white gown, a certain little fang king had caught the attention of a greedy group. Will he be their next target or will he prove to be too much to handle? Sorry about the short start
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,745 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Agito W., Akito W.
No, I don't remember by The Slash Prophet reviews
Well it's about Yuki and his life when he was young...Living in that special room just for him....Parings Very...Rape, Child abuseKinda, underage sex most likely.... Yaoi...don't like don't read.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Akito S., Yuki S.
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Just don't hate me reviews
He just wanted a one person to love him. Or at least not hate him. Warnings: Depressed and OOC Izaya, very mad and then later caring Shizuo. Suicide attempts, depression, very, very, very slow relationship growth.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,976 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Experimentation blood-spattered life reviews
Thought dead by his family, seven year old Shizuo Heiwajima is taken to a research facility where experiments on children are daily norm. There he is partnered up with a certain raven with a god complex. As their lives under the cruel ruling unfold, while they find love, or while they remain just the broken soldiers they were designed to be? (M starts much later in the story)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Tour to Ikebukuro reviews
Come on up, come on up and join me in tour through We'll go wherever you want to go, see whatever you want to You get to hang out with your favorite characters as well! Just sign up and wait for the fun to start, I promise it will be a laugh
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,376 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - OC - Complete
Perfect doll reviews
Namie Yagiri never liked dolls her uncle brought her. But when he gives her a real live one who would be obey and listen only to her, she decides to take „it". Will Izaya stay Namie's doll forever, never to be free, always to have someone pulling his strings? Or will he find way to his freedom again?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,357 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Namie Y., Izaya O. - Complete
My little kitten reviews
After Izaya's trip to the underground he comes back rather scarred. After a certain girl comes to Ikebukuro and pulls him back into the darkness, will he be able to stay clean or will the darkness consume his heart and claim him for eternity. A fanfic with and OC, rating WILL go up.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Izaya O. - Complete
Monsters exist reviews
Sixteen year old Izaya Orihara has been afraid of monsters his whole life. What will happen when he meets famous monster of Ikebukuro. Will Shizuo be able to contain his rage and save the terrorized child? My first fan fiction in my entire life, so expect quick changes until I figure out how exactly does this work. Izaya OOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,965 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
My Saika reviews
My twist to the scene when Anri tried to cut Izaya, and here she succeeds. It's probably not what you think. Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Anri S., Izaya O., Saika - Complete