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Joined 10-19-03, id: 472976
Author has written 4 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Ninja Turtles, Pirates of the Caribbean, and V for Vendetta.

Alright, where to begin? My line of thinking is like the alphabet city avant garde...so to speak. I'm a horrible stream-of-conscious poet, in a constant state of delirium and black eyeliner and untouchable. I love fever dreams...and dreams in general...it's when we're most honest and vulnerable. Most of my ideas stream like Darwin's drawing from these brief tidbits of lucidity--constantly evolving and ever changing and adapting...but maybe I'm giving myself too much credit. Oh, what am I writing? Let's face it...I never make any sense. Babble, babble, bitch, bitch...

I'm a notorious bad speller, and I'm no Quick Draw Magraw on grammar there either, Magoo. I have horrible taste in music, movies, and campy science fiction novels...but I love them so. I'm a thief, no doubt about it there, alls free and wonderful. Also, I laugh at profanity, especially flipping the bird. Rage in motion.

"I'll sign this with a smiley face...bitches love the smiley face" :-)

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Black Heart Crusade by KatrinaKaiba reviews
Spoilers for DMC The entire gang is out to find Captain Jack Sparrow, and Jack Sparrow is trying to find Davy Jones' heart, but not before striking up another 'agreement' with its owner.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006
Drowning By Stanzas by Dearest's Historic Cadre reviews
The contents of a wrecked ship turn out to hold a female, whose throat Davy Jones quickly has slit. Unfortunately, she will insist on turning up in his dreams, drenched to the skin and clutching the first book of Horatian Odes. Casual readers beware.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
ILL by SoftMynx reviews
A Yaut'ja warrior steals a human female from Earth. What does he need her for? Thanx for all the love after all these years, guys!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,025 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 1/15/2005
A Very Mary Sequel by The Noble Platypus reviews
[Chapter 19 up] Sequel to Mary-Sue Mockfest 2003! Celestina is up to her old tricks; this time sending OOC Legolas to Randi's university! How will she handle this unfortunate development? What will her poor roommate do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,686 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
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Tripping Over Me, Over You reviews
The Foot have taken up attacking local bookstores, and the turtles aren't happy about it. Why are they so interested in George's store? She doesn't have anything important...or does she? Possible Romance in later chapters.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006
The Islands reviews
Isabelle was just a fish merchant whose brother had a nack for getting in trouble. When that trouble get's her inlisted to help The East India Trading company, she finds out that you sometimes give up everything for the one's you love.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006
Nobody Knows reviews
This is the story of a Nobody just trying to get along. No general direction right now, but that may change.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Axel, King Mickey
Never Know Courtly Love reviews
This is just a little drabble piece I wrote during a bout of insomnia. One shot VEvey, nothing too special, but hey, I like it.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete