Author has written 14 stories for Teen Titans, Stolen, Lucy Christopher, Digimon, and Kuroshitsuji.
*You walk in a room and you see a chair in the middle of the room. The chair turns and you see Aquamarine smiling, Sebastian Micheals, Raven, Kirito, Sirenmon, Renamon and Calumon next to her.*
AQUAMARINE6996: Why hello there. Welcome to my lair. I've been expecting you. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *sweatdrops* heh...heh.. Ahem. ANYways, let me tell you about myself...
REAL NAME: not telling. BUT you can call me Vivi.
LOVES: IRON MAN!! Marvel movies, dancing, music, playing piano, Black Butler, etc.
FAVORITE BANDS: Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Seether, Linkin Park, 30 Seconds To Mars, Skillet, Famous Last Words, Adakain, Saint Asonia, Apocalyptica, Twenty One Pilots
FAVORITE SONGS: (NOT IN ORDER!)
1. Trees by Twenty One Pilots
2. Not Strong Enough - Apocalyptica
3. Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin
4. Dead Man's Eyes- Apocalyptica
5. Break by Three Days Grace
6. Burn it Down by 30 Seconds to Mars
7. Dance with the Devil by Breaking Benjamin
8. Guns for Hands - Twenty One Pilots
9. All Goes to Hell - Adakain
and many more...
Back off, girls! Aqualad and Kouichi Kimura are MINE!! :) Jk but really...
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Picture of Stephanie Palimato
Picture of Nova Kurata
Nova Kurata's Crest (Symbol of Darkness)
OCTOBER 24, 2014 - HAPPY LINKIN PARK DAY!!
IF YOU ARE A LINKIN PARK SOLDER/LPU MEMBER/JUST A FAN, PM ME RIGHT NOW SO WE CAN PLOT OUR KIDNAPPING OF THE BAND!! XD *evil laughter*
You may hear the screaming, but I hear the message. Your hero may have a cape, but mine has tattoos and saves people through his music. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, naming 3 people/bands who have saved your life through music and a little message if you like. Alternative rock, metal, etc.
~Aquamarine6996 (Chester Bennington, Adam Gontier, and Shaun Morgan. Thank you all for saving my life. I love you c: )
You say, I say : If this is kinda true for you copy and paste this on your profile
You Say Yellow
I Say Black
You say High School Musical
I say Rise of the Guardians
You Say Richelle Mead
I Say Cassandra Clare
You Say Kristen Stewart
I Say Allison Scagliotti
You say We as Humans
I say Skillet
You say I'm a freak
I say I'm Just me
And That You All Are
ALL THE SAME
Lady Michaelis 0704's version:
You Say Pink
I Say Black
You say High School Musical
I say Star Wars
You Say Gordon Korman
I Say David Baldacci
You Say Kristen Stewart
I Say Natalie Portman
You say Justin Bieber
I say Skillet
You say I'm a freak
I say ‘Welcome To the Freak show’
And That You All Are
ALL THE SAME
You say Pink
I say Black
You say High School Musical
I say Black Butler (or some other show I'm obsessed with)
You say Leonardo DiCaprio
I say Robert Downey Jr.
You say Kristen Stewart
I say Scarlett Johansson
You say One Direction
I say Linkin Park
You say I'm a freak
I say 'why, gracias!'
And That You All Are
ALL THE SAME
Tony Stark taught me that I don't have to have superpowers to be a super hero. You just need a little imagination and a desire to help people.
--Aquamarine6996 (btw, I am Iron Man. Don't argue with me, okay?)
THE TRUTH ABOUT ANIME FANS:
Don't find the need to compare
Whatever the genre,
Whoever side they are on,
Or which you prefer more.
Real fans are simply there
To enjoy The AWESOMENESS.
The pledge of a good fanfiction author:
No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.
No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.
Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.
If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.
NEVER, EVER DELIBERATELY TRASH A PERSON BECAUSE THEIR WRITING IS BAD!
Don't be afraid to speak your mind.
Do not steal ideas.
Remember to update your own stories regularly.
If you think you do all of those things, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you believe flames are just a boring waste of time to read! Anyways the flamers just show that they have no life or class whatsoever...
The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Kitsunelover300, Flying Dragonite, LeafeonLover, MitzvahRose, Aquamarine6996
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (When I listen to music. I know, werid right?)
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile (Kouichi, Kirito and Sebby are SO SEXYYY!! :9)
If you're angry at Cartoon Network for getting canceling Teen Titans, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that you'll end up having a Digivice in the near future, copy, paste and add your name to list: Aquamarine6996 (I wanna go with Takuya and the others!!)
Davis: Doesn't anyone have an idea?
T.K.: I have one.
T.K.: I say we run, and then after that we run some more.
Upamon: It's the Forbidden Valley of No Return.
Kari:Why do bad guys always name things like that?
T.K.: It's in the job description, it's right after really stinky breath...
Cody: Even if this place was called the Valley of Duckies and Bunnies, with the control spire there, there's trouble...(after they enter the digiworld)
Kari: Wow, this valley sure looks forbidden
Davis: A few duckies and bunnies would sure spruce it up.
KAZU: Hey, where's Suzi go?
GUARDROMON: She flew away.
KAZU:What do you mean she flew away?! You were suppose to be watching her!
GUARDROMON: I was! I saw the whole thing.
SUZI: Poor Princess Suzi, all alone. Her big brother Henwy ran away with her friend, Pwincess Pwetty Pants. But did Princess Suzi cwy? And make squishy faces all day? No. Even though Princess Suzi's mommy didn't think so, she was a big bwave girl, who could tie her own shoelaces. Not having her fwiend Terrirmon, Suzi did the next best thing! She became Terriormon, fwoppy ears and all. Wich she could do because she was a vewy talented actwess...Princess Suzi found out acting could be vewy boring..
Calumon: I was with Jeri, then poof she disappeared. I don’t know what happened to her, now I’m all by my lonesome.
Impmon: Hm...Jeri, it was her partner I...hm.
*He walks away.*
Calumon: Impmon now what are you doing, hm?
Impmon: I got this stabbin’ pain in my head, I think it’s called a conscience. I gotta do something about it.
[In the middle of a green, grassy field, T.K. and
Patamon are crying their little hearts out.]
Patamon: T.K., will you stop crying, because you're
making me cry!
T.K.: I- I- I was just crying because you were crying!
Patamon: Well, if you're crying because I'm crying,
and I'm crying because you're crying, then neither
one of us needs to be crying, do we...
[They look at each other with big, wet eyes.]
T.K.: Oh yeah.
Super iPod Life Challenge! (Ta da!)
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.. As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile
Opening Credits – Bad Romance by Lady Gaga (Eh..okay
Waking Up – Intentalo by 3Ball Mty (Awesome! *starts jamming*)
First Day of School – Break Your Heart by Taio Cruz (School always breaks my heart)
Falling in Love – My Immortal by Evanescence
Fight Song – Do or Die by 30 Seconds of Mars
Breaking Up – Bangerang by Skrillex (Strange song for a break up...)
Prom – You by Breaking Benjamin
Life is Just...Okay - Bird by Yuya Matsushita (*Starts swaying to music*)
Mental Breakdown – The Summoning by Linkin Park
Driving – Poker Face by Lady Gaga
Flashback – Your Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Getting Back Together – Burn It Down by Linkin Park (YASSSS! WE'RE BUILDING IT ERRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!)
Birth of Child – Given Up by Linkin Park (Strange kid...eh, it's okay)
Wedding – Last friday Night by Katy Perry (lmao)
Final Battle – Unknown Soldier by Breaking Benjamin (VERY appropriate song)
Death Scene – Starships by Nicki Manaj (VERY strange song to die to)
Funeral Song- Same Damn Life by Seether (YES MA'AM)
Ending Credits- Fancy by Iggy (Hell yeah)
WHAT AM I? (Bold whatever suits you best. Two points per sentence you bold)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Duh, who hasn't?)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. (Ew, no!)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE: (Uh oh)
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. lol)
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (What's a skirt? Jk...)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (EEEEWWWWW!!!)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 12
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 12 (Hey, I'm gothic and I'm proud of it!)
You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 4
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's. (sometimes)
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew. (Sadly)
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 8
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence (AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I LLOOVVEE YOUUU!)
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 10
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 6
You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts. (sometimes)
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 6
If you can read this message, you are Awesome, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
A MESSAGE FROM THE KEEPER OF THE WORLDS: A NEW ERA AS BEGUN
ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF THE ANTI-FLAME WAR! THIS IS YOUR SIDE FOR STOPPING A TYRANT FLAMER!
It has come to my attention that a plague of FLAMERS of others stories has arisen heavily on FF. Overall, multiple authors have fallen victim to these vile protests and attacks. I have grown weary and sick of the constant assaults that have happened occasionally to myself and my friends. I have hated bullies all of my life, and this is just a whole new version re-hashed. A special type of nosy little cyber-bully that gets kicks off of insulting others hard-work.
Friends, fellow authors, compatriots of FF I beg you to hear me out! This constant type of flaming has gone on for far to long on FF! We must end it now! I ask you join the crusade of the Anti-Flame War movement! Together we can root out all of the hateful flamers spreading dangerously throughout our beloved sight. They are nothing more than a variation of cyber-bullies who need to be stopped! Please message me, my Generals, the Colonel, or my Queen in the war against this most heinous problem.
[Me]The Keeper of Worlds
Knight of Loyalty
Show Expert 1
Crystal A. Kanabara
As of now, the movement is small, but we shall grow, and the FLAMERS WILL FALL! Report any flamers to us and we shall get to work.
List of Known Flamers:
Burgerking Michael Mikulak
Fan Fan 92555 [separate account or possibly the same person is overly unknown]->92556
JyouraSorato [this jerk is also a plagerising thief, he stole his "Come Dance With Me" story from Time Lady. In ghost reviews there follow to her profile, dates and content prove her story.
UPDATE!->I HAVE CREATED A COMMENT FORUM FOR THE GROUP SO LOOK UP "The Anti-Flamers War" IN THE FORUMS SECTION TO FIND IT!
ALERT!: THEY HAVE ATTACKED!
Me and Aquamarine6996 have been attacked in apparent retaliation for merely creating the group already! Such petty and low attempts won't stop us from warning others about flamers in mass and stoping them from affecting anyone else!
UPDATE!->HEY EVERYBODY, KEEPING YOU POSTED, AND A MAJOR NOTE! WE ARE NOT A GROUP WHO COUNTERS FLAMERS WITH FLAMES, WE ARE SPREADING AWARENESS AND STEPS TO STOP THEM. SO I DON'T WANT ANYBODY GOING CRAZY, GOT IT?
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Well, I'm not THAT religious)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (oh HEEELL no!)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (No I'm freakin NOT!)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Um, I'm a girl...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist
...Copy and paste this into your profile if you are tired of stereotypes.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said 'o'clock' after saying how many mins after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth