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Joined 10-19-03, id: 473288
Author has written 20 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, Evangelion, and Claymore.

"I wish life was a movie, 'cuz I'd press rewind, but everybody knows that you can't take back time."

-Eugene Huang

At Nanowrimo. Don't expect updates until December 1st.

A motivational poster.

Eh, screw it. Here's the whole lot.

Also,free Claymore manga. Current to volume 13; a must if you're going to read through In Fire.

I don't write for the reviews. I don't write for the hits. I don't write to show that I'm a better writer than anyone else. I write... because I have a story to tell.

Current Vices: Claymore, Neon Genesis Evangelion, applegeeks.com, angryzenmaster.com, Singers Vienna Teng, Benny Mao, Daniel Ho, and Kevin So

For "Stronger and Stronger," click here: http://www.danielho.com/html/finding.html

Rei may be related to Shinji. But Asuka beats him up. And tomorrow, Rei can get genetic resequencing.

No, I don't hate people who write blatant OOCness. I just point and laugh.

Current member of Darkscribes.org. Click on "homepage" for more details. You can look forward to me posting a songfic or two there that I can't post here.

If you're serious about your writing, I recommend these books:

"The Elements of Style" by Strunk and White

"The First Five Pages" and "The Plot Thickens" by Noah Lukeman

Main Project: "Notebook" and "Song of Swords..." but currently trying to bulk up the "Claymore" section a bit.

Side Projects: "Little Things" and "Borderline."

And remember kids, despite what RahXephon says, there's no such thing as interpunction... although you might want to keep an eye out for a little thing called punctuation.

Regarding Avalas: Completely nuts. Good stories, but he himself is bonkers.

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The Evangelion Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,610 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2005
The Quarrel by Avalas reviews
Inspired by Gogol's "How the Two Ivans Quarrelled." See Asuka, Shinji, and Misato in this story of human friendship and frailty. Hints of A/S and M/S.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka S.
A Right To Privacy by Sho Nuf reviews
Surely Shinji can have a little private time with his thoughts while living with Misato and Asuka...yeah, I didn't think so either.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/1/2006
Perfection by The Sepia Tree reviews
In Claymore, there aren’t many regular yoma who disguise themselves as females. This is a brief story about the one yoma who did, up until her death by Clare’s hands.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Open Mouth, Insert Foot by Sh1 n0 m1k0 reviews
There are times where I should just keep my mouth shut...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
The Twenty One Aspects of Rei and Shinji by The Second Studio 402 Team reviews
Twenty one stories, each in a different genre, made by different authors. There is only one constant... next up, The Science Fiction Aspect: Death by Gravity, by DarckRedd.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Godchild by Ikarus Onesun reviews
The operation to rescue Shinji Ikari after he is absorbed into Evangelion Unit 01 has failed, and the young pilot is feared lost. There is, however, one other way to bring him back... but even if it succeeds, Shinji may never be the same again..
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 100,032 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
All Work and No Play? by Tempest35 reviews
ONESHOT -During Northern Timeskip- Poor Helen's bored and all that's around her is snow... So what's a girl to do? Throw it of course. RE-DONE.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Bat Tales: NERV's Belfry by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
How much trouble could one little bat be? To Shinji Ikari, it allowed him to bring a fictional hero to life and change the fate of humanity. Way to go, doofus... Fusion with Batman.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,327 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Soundless Music: Seconds' Clock by Merridian reviews
He put down the cello. No music would come tonight, not with all the rain outside. And tomorrow would be exactly the same, wouldn't it? Finished.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,673 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Bonds of Iron by Raved Thrad reviews
A stray thought, the stroke of a sword, a head falling to the ground, and lives are changed forever. One-shot. Spoiler warning for episodes 5-8 / manga volumes 3-5.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Teresa - Complete
Down for the Third by Ikarus Onesun reviews
My response to DartzIRL's one hour oneshot challenge. Shinji finds himself in over his head during a day at the pool with Rei and Asuka...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Elegia by Ikarus Onesun reviews
Five years to the day after Third Impact, a depressed, lonely young man returns to the place where his life had begun anew... and where it may also end. Oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Super Robot Evangelion by DancingBrain reviews
Ever imagined if Shinji had the guts and brawns of the pilot of Mazinger Z? Or Getter Robo? Well, look no further. FILLER 2 IS DONE! Now with cutins by Excel Excel and the boys from South Park, among others.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,594 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Those Sad, Red Eyes by Merridian reviews
When he gazed into them, it was like he saw an inevitable sense dread and hopelessness. Why did their lives have to be such tragedy? ONESHOT
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
The Cubicle Adventures by Merridian reviews
Imagine an Evangelion universe without the biomechanical robots or entry plugs. Imagine if the biblical references didn't involve massive aliens. Imagine if everything was restricted to something even more confining than a plug suit: the cubicle.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,507 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Second Other by Adam Kadmon reviews
Do you love me now?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,849 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
Under New Management by 049 Faithless Observer reviews
Teamwork is important, whats the worst that could happen? . . . Oh.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,032 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Rei A., Shinji I.
An AU to End All AUs by Dark-Plague2863 reviews
Take 1 night's boredom, far more soda than one should drink, and 2 hours of anime. Stir with conveniently placed keyboard until pasty thick... or something to that effect. ONESHOT
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Gendo I. - Complete
Clean Room by Lancetheyoung reviews
A moment from the series I just had to expand on. Hope you'll enjoy.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Complete
Something Awful This Way Comes by Adam Kadmon reviews
Cliches aplenty. Gathering the fandom's standards into a worthless heap of trash. Even worse than it sounds.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
Altruism by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Gendo x Yui] There is such a thing as loving too much.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Yui I., Gendo I. - Complete
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
How to Make a Human Being by PitViper reviews
The First Children: Logical, cold, dedicated, angelic. We can use so many adjectives, but can we use the term 'Human'? This is an exploration of how a small change can have a large effect. PG for the future.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,205 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002
The Big Picture by maroon tide reviews
In which the Captain lectures her officers, Tom argues that waffles are not for dinner, and Harry muses on seeing the big picture. A JP fic from Harry's POV. Suggested C7 and KTal. One-shot.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Graffitti on Deck 14 by VGWrighte reviews
Naomi and the Borg children take a walk on deck 14. Someone reacalls the early days of the wall. Someone makes love hearts on the Wall. Someone adds a crypticc name. Someone adds according to his rank Chapter 5 up!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004
Extreme NGE Stereotypes by funvince reviews
Not your typical NGE humor fic. A series of spoofs with each chapter focusing on a character stereotype and making fun of it. We've gone through Robotic Rei, the Incredible Asuka, and Genie Shinji. Now watch as Evil Overlord Gendo gets his comeuppance...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,675 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Must be something in the coffee by The Libran Iniquity reviews
Two ensigns test Janeway's compatability with various male crewmen based on an 'infallible' method... how she drinks her coffee?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/29/2003 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
Panty Raider by Garasu reviews
Hidden by the darkness of the night, concealed from the minds of all who would see him, a special man goes about a twisted purpose. These are the adventures of... the Panty Raider! Pg-13 for..what else? Ecchi humor! ^_^ [complete]
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,053 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Complete
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In Fire reviews
SPOILERS FOR MANGA VOLUME 12! Eight years after Claire's separation from Raki, she finds her prayers answered... just not in the way she had hoped. ILLOGICAL CHAPTER 4 RESUBMITTED.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,084 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
Lullaby reviews
A nightmare. Shadows from the past. And one outside intervention. Claire x Raki WAFF.
Claymore - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Girl Talk reviews
A series of drabbles, focusing on what the Claymores talk about in their off time.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007
Between the Lines reviews
Let’s say someone published a story about you that was completely and utterly inaccurate. What would you do? Rated T for innuendo.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Dessert reviews
Raki gets Claire a pittance in order to repay her for her kindness...but his gift opens up wounds that he didn't think she had. Slight RakiClaire.
Claymore - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Song of Swords reviews
[Evangelion Manga x Claymore Manga fusion] Blood and death in the land. Shinji follows the demon that fights angels. Chapter 3 up.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,640 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Little Things reviews
A collection of 100 word drabbles observing the subtle nuances of the RS relationship.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Rei A., Shinji I.
The Notebook reviews
A little confrontation between Rei and the doctor who keeps her alive. Entry 16: Examination.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,402 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Rei A., Shinji I.
Stronger and Stronger reviews
AU. Shinji wants to draw, but Asuka always shoots him down. Rei wants to fly, but Ritsuko laughs at her dreams. Alone, neither can improve much. But together, will they be stronger?
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Rei A., Shinji I. - Complete
Reality Check reviews
Night of Passion? Not on your life! A rebuttal.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Asuka S., Shinji I. - Complete
Whatever You Want reviews
Thirteen years after the fact, she realizes her mistake...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Rei A., Kensuke A. - Complete
Borderline reviews
So overdone, it doesn't even need a summary. Oh, and RS.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Rei A., Shinji I.
An Exercise in Futility reviews
Another day, another crashed shuttle. Though this time the day's slightly different. Originally titled Crash and Burn for reasons that will soon be clear.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2006 - H. Kim, Seven of Nine - Complete
Inside the 'Plugsuit' reviews
A supplement to Andrew's SI fic, 'Does This Plugsuit Make Me Look Fat' in 'Mind Dump' style. Various characters at various points in the storyline.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2006
Mind Dump reviews
Ongoing forays into the minds of characters. Newest vignette: mine.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006
Distance reviews
Sometimes, it takes an outsider to see what you're missing....
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Kensuke A. - Complete
A Season of Understanding reviews
A Christmas K7 WAFF PWP (Insert other acronyms here :-P) fic
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004 - H. Kim, Seven of Nine
Flesh and Steel reviews
Summary: In order to save the crew, Harry must reconcile with his past. Author's notes: First fanfic, please review. Chapter 4 up... finally.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - H. Kim
Before the 'error' reviews
Why did Seven choose Chakotay over Harry in her simulations?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Seven of Nine, H. Kim - Complete
Memorial reviews
Seven stumbles into a secret of Harry's life. A coda to Deadlock.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2004 - H. Kim, Seven of Nine - Complete
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    Anime/Manga Evangelion
  2. Ore wa mamoru! [Raki x Clare]
    Anime/Manga Claymore