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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit then copy and paste this in your profile

Here are a couple of things 'bout me...

Birthday:October 4

Age:a number between 5 and 20

Favorite Color:Orange

Favorite Food:French Fries!! :)

Hobbies:writing,swimming,reading,and eating french fries!!!

Siblings:1 little brother and 3 half sibilings

My Dream Job:an architect

Hair:I have dark brown,thick,hard to control hai that's a bit past my it's in braids.

Eyes:dark brown also

Skin:It's actually kind of weird.Some parts it caramel,some parts it's chocolate.I call it caralate!!

My Imaginary Friends: Devin, Kylie, Jamie, and David. YES! I have imaginary friends. DEAL!

My Favorite Book Series:Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus-Rick Riordan, Maximum Ride-James Patterson, The Mortal Instruments-Cassandra Clare, The Hunger Games-Suzanne Collins, Shadow Falls-C.C.Hunter

My Favorite Musical Artists: Pink, Imagine Dragons, Maroon 5, Beyoncé, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, One Republic, Neon Trees, Little Mix

My Favorite Songs:Madhouse-Little Mix, Titanium-Sia, Raise Your Glass-Pink, Radioactive-Imagine Dragons, Everybody Talks-Neon Trees, Wings-Little Mix, Payphone-Maroon 5, Secrets-One Republic

My Life Motto-

"I have the feeling there's something going on that I don't know about."Luke,The City Of Fallen Angels,Cassandra Clare

My Favorite Quotes-This is still being added to, so...)

"Everybody Talks," Neon Trees-Everybody Talks

"Why so serious?"Pink-Rasie Your Glass

"Because God knows, one six-year-old mind-controlling flying child just isn't enough." Max, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, James Patterson

"Okay, I'll do whatever you do. *sees man jump across elevator shaft* Oh, I ain't doing that s*." The President, White House Down

"I'm Nobody and I'm proud of it! Now put her down and get over here. I want to stab your eye out again." Percy, The Sea of Monsters, Rick Riordan

I looked at Annabeth. "They're blind?" "Not completely," Annabeth said. "They have an eye." "One eye?" "Yeah." "Each?" "No. One eye total." Percy and Annabeth, The Sea of Monsters, Rick Riordan

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When life gives you lemons, steal your sister’s apples

When life gives you lemons, throw them at your sister’s friends and hope it hits them in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell ‘I HATE LEMONS YOU MORON!’

When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons, got anything else for me?

When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back!

Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck!

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe

I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout

They say the truth will set you free, so why is it that whenever I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

If aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are you worried?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. YAY!

Don’t mess with me: I've got a stick.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

Trying is the first step toward failure.

"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” TonyV.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

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97% of you won't post this. When
Jesus died on the cross he was
thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that
cares, put this on your profile.
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Edward Cullen sparkles in the sunlight.. Vampires will:
a)burst into flame
b)burn slowly to death
c) feel like they are burning to death
if they step in the sunlight. This proves that Edward is merely a fairy who lost his wings. Either that or a really stupid person who knows NONE of the traditional things that happen to vampires who go out in the sunlight. Copy and paste if you agree.

Barbie's Letter to Santa:

Dear Santa,

Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but it’s definitely payback time! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m going to call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won’t wanna be around to smell it).

So, here’s my holiday wish list for 1998, Santa.

l. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I’m sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro up your butt?

2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin? It looks like cellulite!

3. A REAL man — maybe GI Joe. I’d take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boy toy Ken. And, what’s with that earring anyway? If I’m gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.

4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.

5. Breast reduction surgery. I don’t care whose arm you have to twist, just get it done.

6. A jog-bra. To wear until I get the surgery.

7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don’t cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, a public relations senior account exec!

8. A new, more 90’s persona. Maybe “PMS Barbie”, complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; “Animal Rights Barbie” with my very own paint gun, fitted with a fake fur coat, bottle of spray on blood and handcuffs; or “Stop Smoking Barbie” sporting a Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.

9. No more McDonald’s endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.

10. Mattel stock options. It’s been 37 years — I think I deserve it.

Okay, Santa, that’s it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don’t think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new doll next Christmas. It’s that simple.

Yours Truly,

Barbie

You know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson when...(Bold the ones that apply)

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas(I wish...I'm in the north...)

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the tough school bullies, children of Ares. The girly popular ones are obviously Aphrodite.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Mark of Athena

You want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of help and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BOTl over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the Blood of Olympus

You hated the movies.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BOTl, PJO, HOO, TLH, SoN, MOA, THoH, BOO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightening.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.(My dog is male,but I do that and he answer)

You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although I don't have a golden drachma)

You give friends and yourself a godly parent.

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy.

You have an instant crush on Percy!

You just have to research more about Greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (happily, if I might add)

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god, goddess

You’re nodding and smiling as you read this.

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod (and so does anyone else who knows what they're talking about)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

If someone annoys you, you scoff and say, "Mortals"

When you see the word, "RED" you think of Rachel Elizabeth Dare.

You took the time to read this list.

You've tried to send an Iris message.

You are disgusted at how Disney portrayed Hades in the movie "Hercules".

You almost fainting when you realized that Annabeth didn't have blond hair in the movie.

When you found out that Thor was a demigod, you immediately watched the movie and read the comics.

Rick Riordan is your idol.

You are teaching yourself Greek.

If your parents (or anyone else) annoy you, you curse in Greek or call them a vlacas (idiot).(I will now!)

You are devastated that it's almost over.

You've had dreams about PJO or HOO characters.

You wish there was a PJO series on TV.

You almost (or did) cried when Bianca died. And also when Nico reminded Percy of his promise.

You squealed or "awed" out loud when Annabeth kissed Percy at Mt. Saint Helens.

You cursed Rick when Percabeth fell into Tartarus.

You cheered when Frank killed those monsters by himself in The House of Hades.

You like making(or even ship) random ship names to see how they would work out.

You draw/save pictures of all the characters.(If you can)

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of (The Lightning Thief) told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though you're not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make a list of characters never to anger.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you cried reading that, copy and paste both of these to your profile.

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot B: Loves people C: A good kisser D: Makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: People wild and crazy adore you G: Very outgoing H: Easy to fall in love with I: Loves to smile and laugh J: Really sweet K: Really silly L: Smile to die for M: Makes dating fun N: Can kick the crap out of you O: Has one of the best personalities ever P: Popular with all types of people Q: A hypocrite R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend S: Cute T: A very good kisser U: Is very flirtatious. V: Not judgemental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Is loved by everyone Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

I'm the Girl

I'm the girl who will put my head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant.

I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but you owe me...", not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you.

I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you.

I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like; I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms. I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me. I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have.

I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart,

I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything. I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends. I'm the girl who will listen to you talk. I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me for no apparent reason. I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind. I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend. I'm the girl who loves the feeling when you take me by the hand without saying a word.

I'm the girl who loves it when you give me flowers for no apparent reason.

I'm the girl who thinks the world of you. All I want is for us to be together.

A moment of silence.

To Every Girl

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy To every girl that dresses cute, not shanky. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for a perfect present for you To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose that bitch again. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girwho wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once wants a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him. To every girl who just wants to cuddle. To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex. To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back. To every girl who thought "maybe this one could be the one". To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and having a rough time along the way. To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels. To every girl who wants words backed up with actions. To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end. To every girl hat gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face never again. To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be. Copy and paste this into your profile titled "To Every Girl"

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Post this on your wall if you're THAT girl... ;)

LIfe Lessons

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Briizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Elephant

3. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Purple Lemonade

4. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Seamore

5. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fave fruit, and something that can go wrong): Grape Words

6. YOUR NICKNAME: (fav chocolate - milk, dark or white and fav season ): Milk Spring

7. YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS NAME: (first letter of your name, first vowel in your favourite girls name and last letter of your favourite boys name): Bar

8. YOUR SPY NAME: (a word your best friend describes your personality and your worst day of the week): Smart Monday

9. YOUR FUTURE NAME: (first letter of your name, first vowel of your favourite colour, last letter of your favourite animal, second vowel of your favourite drink, second letter of your first pet, second to last letter of your favourite fruit, last vowel of your favourite season and first letter of your favourite chocolate - milk, white or dark): Butuepim

They hurt her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concret at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...they believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying They hurt her, then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

... its Very Creepy.

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What A boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you.

Text you.

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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. (Stalker much?)

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it. (Like I would touch all these strangers.)

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"

28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

32.Meow occasionally.

the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

DO YOU

Play an instrument?: Yep! The clarinet.

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: No. I spend most of my time busy with family, creating things, reading, being on the computer, and doing nothing.

Like to sing?: Yeah, but by myself. Sometimes, I do it, not thinking aout who's around me.

Have a job?: No. I do chores! But I don't get paid. I also watch younger kids, since apparently, I'm much more mature than my 18-year old cousin.

Have a cell phone?: Yes. It sucks though.

Like to play sports?: Of course! I have to stay active somehow. I swim,cheer,play volleyball,that's about it. But, the only team I have is for cheer. Did they make that a sport yet?

Have a boyfriend?: Nope. I won't until 16, or as my Uncle says, "65". Overprotective family, much?

Have a crush on someone?: Sure.

Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: Nope.

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: No. Wait...WHY do you need more than five? I have four, but it's one in everyone's room, then the living room.

Have any special talents/skills?: People say I can draw and swim very well. I'm very good with young kids. Does being able to do a handstand and kartwheel count?

Exercise daily?: Yes. Well, I do now, since I cheer pratice everyday in the summer. Which I hate.

Like school?: No. But I do do well in school. I have all A's, and was one out of two people in honors. In my grade, anyway.

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?: If I was really bored, then yes.

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yes...

Speak any other languages?: A little Spanish, and a little of French.

Go a day without food?: Yes.

Remember your dreams: Yes, but only for a few hours. Then it just goes "BYE BYE!" unless it's a reacurring dream. I had one last night, and it was so cool. It was like Horror/Adventure/Romance. I was two people, at different times. One time, I had curly,wet hair (cause it was raining) and I had on a headband, the other time I had a ponytail, and I shot a guy who was trying to shoot the me with curly hair. TWICE. At first, I was with my friends in the haunted house (It was Halloween), but they had different names. Like TJ, and Chase. There was this person that was chasing us, trying to kill us, and there were a bunch of stairs. I was the curly haired girl, and I got lost. Then, my grandma appeared, and helped me escape.Then, the guy I was supposed to "like" was looking for me, and I was hiding in the basement, cause I didn't want to be found. He found me, and yelled at me, cause he was worried about me, and then we heard this demom dragon coming toward us in the basement. We hid in this room with a big window, and there was this fat guy cowering in the corner. It sounded like the demon dragon was going to burst through the window, so he pushed me in this closet and told me to lock the door and not come out. I started to cry(I would never do that in real life)when I heard screaming. That when it shifted to the girl with the ponytail, and the whole house had exploded. The demon dragon had turned into this man who was about to shoot the girl with the curly hair. She was sitting in a fetal position, obviously in shock, while the demon/dragon/guy was coming towards her with a gun. I walked towards him, and shot him twice while someone else picked up the girl wit the curly hair. Then we celebrated cause it was over. *takes a deep beath* Wow. That was long. I sounded like Nudge. Wasn't that weird?

Read music, not just tabs?: I have to! I'm in band.

Roll your tongue?: No. Sadly, everyone in my classes can do it except for me.

Eat a whole pizza?: Unless it's a small, 4-slice pizza. Other than that, no.

HAVE YOU EVER

Won something in the lottery? Umm...I'm in middle school, so no.

Snuck out of the house?: No. My house is too creaky. Plus, I would never do it. My mom would KILL me!

Lied to get out of trouble?: Once. It wasn't pretty.

Had a computer crash?: Yes!I was SO mad.

Gotten lost in your city?: No. I know my city like the back of my hand.

Seen a shooting star?: No. I've always wanted to.

Been to any other countries?: No. Do I want to? Not right now. When everything's calm over there, I want to go to France, England, Egypt, Ireland, etc.

Had a serious surgery?: Nope. I haven't had a surgery in my life. My brother has bad luck in that category. He's had about 2 or 3 surgeries. One of them was to get his tonsils taken out. The rest, I forgot.

Stolen something important to someone else?: No. I would never!

Solved a rubiks cube?: I wish...

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yes. I didn't even care if other people saw me. I was too tired. Plus, I wouldn't care anyway.

Cried over a girl?: No.

Cried over a boy?: No

Kissed a random stranger?: If a random stranger tried to kiss me, they wouldget kicked where it hurts, then an uppercut.

Hugged a random stranger?: No. Who would do that?

Been in a fist fight?: No.

Been arrested?: No. That would ruin me!

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: No...

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: No, but I want to. My mom would yell at me, though.

Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: EWWWWWW! I have gone into the guy's bathroom on accident, though. My friends laughed at me. I was SO embarrassed. The first time, they were using the urinal, but I didn't see anything. I was like "Sorry! Sorry." I turned around, and ran out. The second time, there was no one in there, but one of my best friends saw me. She said, "Again?". Both times I wasn't paying attention.

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: No.

Swore at your parents?: No.

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Yes. It was in kidnergarden, first grade, and fifth grade. About 5 times. That's why boys wouldn't mess with me. Plus, I have a killer death glare. Not as good as Max's though.

Been to a casino?: Na-da.

Ran over an animal and killed it?: No!

Broken a bone?: Nope.

Gotten stitches?: Nope.

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: No. I don't want to either.

Made homemade muffins?: Yeah...THEY WERE AWESOME!!

Bitten someone?: Yes. It was a boy who had gotten on my nerves. He told me to bite him, and I did.

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: YES! 5 times now.

Burped in someone’s face?: No. That would be SO rude.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm a GIRL so I MUST be weak

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN(I don't like the word Negro) so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I don't LISTEN to what people think about me, so I MUST think I'm better than everyone.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm into my APPEARANCE, so I MUST be an extremely girly-girl

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST talk really loud.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I used to be a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK (sometimes), so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be smart.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm into CHEER LEADING(Not that much), so I MUST be a dumb blond.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm into the BEACH, so I MUST be a stupid surfer

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m into ROCK so I MUST be emo.

I'm into FOOTBALL, so I MUST be a TOMBOY.

I'm into CLOTHS and SHOES, so I MUST be a rich girl.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either, a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I (or USED to) DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork.

I wear CONTACTS, so I MUST be in denial.

I’m FRIENDS WITH LESBIANS, so I MUST be a lesbian too.

I like to EMAIL instead of TALK on the phone, so I MUST have no social life.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

Stereotypes are stupid...

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Who hasn't?)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner or stupider, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. Put the apostraphe in the wrong place
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Why Do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy)
Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.
Only felt.
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Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are desperately in love with guys who don't exist. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Fanfiction is a site for those weird people who just stand there and finally have that weird moment. Like saying GOOGLY ELMO MACARONI in history when you're really learning about the 1920's

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food

This is the form for all of my OC stories.

Name:

Nickname:

Age(13-17):

Gender:

Birthday:

Godly Parent:

Godly Ancestor (If Any):

Mortal Parent:

Mortal Siblings (If Any):

Demigod Abilities:

Legacy Abilities (If Legacy):

Fatal Flaw:

Likes:

Dislikes:

Fears:

Personality:

Hobbies:

History:

Backpack Essentials:

Magic Items(Optional):

Weapons:

Fighting Style:

Nationality(Country):

Race(White, Irish, Hispanic, etc.):

Hair Color:

Hair Style:

Eyes:

Build:

Height:

Weight:

Winter Clothes:

Summer Clothes:

Night Clothes:

Hometown:

ADHD and/or Dyslexia:

Romance:

Sexual Orientation (Optional):

How Would You Want Your Character To Die:

Anything else:

Current/Future Stories:

Twisted-50 years ago, The Prophecy of the Seven was in motion. Chaos was everywhere. And then-suddenly, it stopped. The Seven disappeared, and so did Gaea. Even the gods themselves don't know what happened. Now, 50 years later, when things were almost normal, the crazy chaos starts happening e gods with their two different sides, the doors opening. It turns out, The Seven? Weren't.(This a current story, result of an OC.)

Gone-When the gods disappeared, leaving no trace, everything went to chaos. Monsters escaped the Underworld and Tartarus, crazy storms started happening everywhere, crazy stuff like that. What has happened here? Who did it? (This is a very near future story, on my other account LookingForAPensword. The SYOC is finished.)

Chronicles of the Sky- Centuries after the Seven beat Gaea, a new evil arises. Uranus. The primordial god of the sky. The former ruler of the world. And what does he want? Revenge. (This is also a future story, I'll create it towards the middle of Twisted.)

Visions-Annabeth Chase

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The Red Games by delere reviews
COMPLETE! AU: Annabeth Chase attends Goode Highschool. Every year, two rival gang leaders, Percy Jackson and Luke Castellan, choose a girl. They compete for the girl's virginity. Annabeth knows she won't get chosen, but what happens when fate decides that she does? Slowly buiding Percabeth, maybe a bit of Lukabeth. Read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,650 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Teen Olympians by avaatquevale2250 reviews
Based off Mirelle Ortega's artwork. Apollo and Artemis are punished by having to endure two years of high school. Little do they know, Artemis's long lost love, Orion, has been re-birthing ever since his death & just happens to be at the same high school. The other Olympians have been hiding this from them, and all Tartarus will break loose as the others enroll as well.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,481 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/10/2019 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Athena, Hermes, Artemis, Apollo
Rebel Love Song by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel are six kids living in a neighborhood where everyone is the same and everyone keeps secrets from everyone else. A place ruled by status, reputation, fear, and hypocrisy. Can they survive such a place? Can love bloom?(Disclaimer: There are very touchy subjects in this fic, such as religion. I am not intending to offend or insult any beliefs.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 53,210 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Max, Fang, Iggy, Gazzy/The Gasman
Broken by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Insanity, he's not insane...but sometimes he let's it overcome him. Rage, he isn't angry all the time but he let's it control him. Broken, that's what Percy Jackson was. Because spending a hundred years in hell is enough to make anybody lose it. But in reality, in the land of the living, it's only been a year. And his betrayers are still alive.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,868 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Percy J., Piper M.
Of Corporate Scandals by bookworlders reviews
Secrets. Affairs. Paparazzi. Escapes. Manhattan, Brooklyn, the Upper East Side. Hidden hotels. Penthouses. Meddlesome parents. Scheming colleagues. Money. Riches. Welcome to the world of corporate scandals. Percabeth Workplace AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 81,053 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Thousand Years by Ramblesx reviews
When ten year old Percy Jackson runs away from his abusive foster home, he meets Annabeth Chase. When he follows the blonde beauty back to her house, Percy is rescued by her father Fredrick. As they both grow up together, what starts out as a friendship turns to something much more. A story about life, death, love, and everything in between. AU, Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,920 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
My Princess, My Guard by Aurum19 reviews
She is always his princess, and he will always be her guard. Unconnected Jacin/Winter short fics. Longer one-shots are usually posted separately.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,416 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 4/3/2015 - [Winter, Jacin Clay]
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it w she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these star-crossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,544 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
The Sun and Moon by Andromeda Writes reviews
Unconnected and adorably pointless Kaider one shots!
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,839 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Kai, Cinder L./Selene]
wrap my heart in a nest of stars by Canvas Constellations reviews
He doesn't break hearts like hers. He avoids them entirely. [A collection of Cresswell one-shots]
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,478 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 4/22/2015 - [Thorne, Cress]
Life by sjt1988 reviews
Travel with Percy and Annabeth through their life. From the time Percy leaves for the Navy to the day they die. From tears to smiles and all that in between. Lost Hero and Son of Neptune never happen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,659 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
My Strength by feather flyer reviews
"Mom!" I call as I slump against a wall for support. My mom appears from the kitchen holding a plate of cookies. Any other day I would have been on them in less than two seconds. Her smile drops when she sees my matted hair, sticky with sweat, my torn and muddy jeans, and a long gash across my arm. The tray clatters to the ground, scattering cookies everywhere. "They found us."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Max, Fang]
The Life of Maximum Ride by IcannotRestImustWrite reviews
Max tells the story of her life through flashbacks. From when she was a little girl marrying Fang in the backyard, all the way through primary school, high school, uni, work, family and everything in between.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,971 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Max, Fang
Immortal by Eat Your Heart Out Darling reviews
"Once upon a time, an angel and a devil fell in love, but no matter how hard the angel tried, she couldn't tame the demon he was inside." For Max, a late-night chance encounter of the worst kind would prove to be the beginning of the end.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,237 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Max, Fang]
MiB - TLC by lovelunarchron reviews
AU. Kai, Wolf, Thorne, and Jacin work for the undercover organization Men in Black, regulating incoming Lunars, who—unbeknownst to Earthens—come to Earth and sometimes use their glamour illegally. Part 1: Kai vows to track down the unidentified Lunar cyborg who managed to evade capture. Part 2: Thorne's romantic entanglements begin to interfere with a highly classified mission.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,627 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Thorne, Cress] Kai, Ze'ev K./Wolf - Complete
BirdKids: Max and Fang by ElesaryAyres reviews
The Flock settles down, but chaos still ensues. Max and Fang are 19 Iggy is 18 Nudge is 17 Gazzy is 16 Ella is 15 Angel is 14 Fax, Niggy, Gella, AngelxOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Fang, Max
Liar in the Mirror by AnikaandAj reviews
My name is Maximum Ride. Or at least, it was before I was forced into pretending to be my sister, Maya. I don't know why I did it. I kept insisting that I did it for survival from people who want me dead. Or to escape from my father, the con man. When Maya went missing, I hadn't known how hard it would be to lie to everyone she knew. Especially when I'm falling for her boyfriend AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 218,983 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Unexpected by lovelunarchron reviews
Used to his best friend's antics, Kai is hardly thrilled to meet Thorne's next flavor of the month. But his life takes an unexpected turn when the pretty mechanic he's interested in catches Kai's interest instead. Meanwhile, Thorne is in for some surprises of his own when his attentions shift to a sexy dancer he meets at a Masquerade. [Modern AU told in POV of Kai & Thorne]
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,737 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Cinder L./Selene, Kai] [Thorne, Cress] - Complete
Abuse isn't the only thing I'm afraid of by FlyAndDontLookBack reviews
Maximum Ride is afraid of only two things: the little kids getting hurt on her account and a student to figure out that she's being abused at the orphanage. When one of the richest students does find out about her secret, will she be able to keep her dignity or will her walls break down? Loosely based on a Korean drama. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,795 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Max, Fang
Emails from Olympus by Sofaloafa reviews
Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Percy J., Leo V.
Georgia's Brother by banannabee reviews
Fang has a secret. Except for his best friend who found out accidentally, no one even knows what it is. But when Max, his little sister's babysitter, moves in a few streets away, will she figure him out, now that she's more involved in his life than ever? Max's POV. R&R! Fax! Eggy! No wings, AU. Touchy topics. New chapter as of 10/23/15!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,508 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Max, Fang, Iggy, Ella
The Lunar Café by lovelunarchron reviews
Cinder can't stop thinking about the mysterious and handsome Kai who comes to her café every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 5:45 pm sharp. Thorne, her barista colleague, is pretty sure that Kai's got it just as bad for Cinder. Coffee Shop AU.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,787 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai, Thorne, Ze'ev K./Wolf - Complete
Life Unexpected by TheOtherFangirl reviews
Two people. Completely different lives. Annabeth was that dorky girl nobody noticed; except for maybe him. Percy was that guy everyone loved, or knew. One thing they have in common; a dark past twisted together in a way unimagined.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,677 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J.
A New Start by sorryireadtoomuch reviews
Trying to balance a life at Camp Half Blood and a life at New York Prep High School, Annabeth, Percy, Piper, Jason, Leo, Calypso, and Nico learn that conquering school is harder than any quest. Percabeth, Jasper, Caleo. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,050 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Calypso - Complete
Unfinished Stories by Ramblesx reviews
I scoff at his stupidity. "And what am I afraid of?" Percy sent me a dry smile. "Falling without someone catching you."-CiNdEr. A collection of unfinished one-shots or short stories I have yet to finish. Most are Percabeth, but some include other couples as well such as Jeyna/Jasper/Lazel etc. Vote on the unfinished stories that you think I should continue! Rated K-T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,721 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013
Where Beauty Lies by booklover484 reviews
Clarissa Fray is an outcast at Goode High, to everyone else she's an horrific overweight nerd. But what happens when the school year starts again and Jace Herondale, the hot new student who is the son of famous actors, arrives with an arm wrapped around this beautiful girl with fiery red princess curls and beautiful green eyes? Who is she? Why does she look just like Clarissa Fray?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Parisian Passion by green-eyed-wonder 0-0 reviews
Max met him on an airplane to Paris. She liked him instantly. What's not to like: the shaggy hair, the mysterious black eyes, the rough, deepvoice and the perfect lips. But it didn't matter. It's not like she was going to see him after that incident anyways. So when she sees him everywhere...what does she think? Stalker much? Nope. At least, not according to him. More like Destiny.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Jailbirds, Lovebirds, Avian Americans Same Thing by green-eyed-wonder 0-0 reviews
Max ends up in prison after she 'accidentally' killed Lissa. There she meets her dark, mysterious cellmate Fang with a dangerous past. Max and Fang along with their new friends struggle to survive in a prison where everyone and everything is against them, and they just might not make it out alive. They only have each other but is that enough? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,460 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Max, Fang
This is What I Think of Love by lovelunarchron reviews
Cress isn't happy anymore. / cover image by tumblr user avidreader821
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Thorne, Cress] - Complete
The Wedding Planner by Andromeda Writes reviews
She's the wedding planner, but at least he's not the groom. AU
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,307 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Cinder L./Selene, Kai] Levana, OC - Complete
Taken by lovelunarchron reviews
Modern kidnapped!AU. Kai, Cinder, Thorne, and Cress go out to dinner, but on the way back two of them are kidnapped. Detectives Kesley and Benoit must discover what has happened before it's too late. As the prologue suggests, this is a darker story and includes some violence. Discontinued for now.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015
Better by memoire reviews
It started with three cases. One in New York, one in Texas, and one in California. They all woke up as a different person than before. More similar cases are appearing across the United States. Doctors have concluded that it is schizophrenia- but could it be something more?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,917 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 2/17/2014
Obviously by ThePraetorLady reviews
College AU. Best friends Reyna and Jason rule student government, while best friends Leo and Piper wreak havoc as the campus troublemakers. But when Jason and Piper get together, the four of them begin to spend a lot of "quality time" together-and uncover why the rival university burned to the ground. Jasper and Leyna, with side Percabeth and Frazel.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,208 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Jason G., Piper M.] [Leo V., Reyna R.] - Complete
Before by Demigod-Gallagher-Selected reviews
After Percy Jackson there where demigods. Before the Titan and the Giant War, demigods still went on quests. Now as these brave children set out on a quest, what will become of them? What will happen along the way? SYOC OPEN! The Title will change soon to After.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 8/10/2014
C i N d E r by Ramblesx reviews
Just another Cinderella story...only with a dark twist. When Annabeth Chase's mother dies, her father remarries. The abuse of her new step mother leads her to cutting, resulting in a one-way ticket to a mental institution. Having major depression is difficult enough, but a green-eyed stalker, a prophecy intertwined with a fairytale, and a rumor of ghosts has got to take the cake.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,311 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Conquest, A War by Andromeda Writes reviews
"Being raised on Luna seems to really mess people up. She wouldn't be the lovable cyborg we've all come to adore."
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai - Complete
New Hope? (re-write) by feather flyer reviews
"You're different. What happened Max?" he asks sadly. I shake my head. "I'm not the little girl you knew ten years ago. Life is a cruel game and I'm stuck in the middle of it. And sometimes in that game, pieces fall off the table. I'm about to fall Fang. And this time, I don't think I can get back up." "Then I guess I'll have to change the game." And he leans forward and kisses me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Max, Fang] Iggy - Complete
My MAXIMUM Rebellion by TheUltimateBookNerd reviews
Recently a bunch of great stories were deleted by . Why you ask? BECAUSE THEY WERE IN CHAT FORM! Ever heard of Flock Chat by mnmdancin12? The one with over 500 reviews and 98 chapters? Fanfiction deleted it. They deleted mine too. And I'm sick of it. Any of you that are too... this is your place to rebel. More explained inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,372 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 10/30/2013
Firsts by she.s.a.shy.one reviews
He promised he would come back for her. And he did. / The first time they met, the first time a man returned for her, the first time they came to Camp Half Blood, the first time she thought he was a complete fool (and the times after that). The many firsts in the relationship of Calypso, goddess of Ogygia and Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus. (Post- HoH; CALEO)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 192,796 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Calypso, Leo V.
Broken by Maximum Reading reviews
Maximum Ride: daughter of a multibillionaire and straight A student. Fang Walker: son of a drug addict who is unemployed and lives in a bad neighborhood. What could these two complete opposites have in common? Abuse. No matter how much they both try to escape it, it keeps coming back. Will the two seventeen-year olds find comfort in each other, or will they spend their life broken?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,668 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Max, Fang
Lost on Them by bookgirl1020 reviews
Percy and Annabeth can be quite oblivious to each other sometimes. Follow your favorite adventurers as they grow up... and, inexplicably, cause a lot of misunderstandings between each other. / cover art by burdge / *temporary hiatus*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Going Home by AmericanBeautyAmericanPsycho reviews
The Argo II and its seven passengers are on their way back to Long Island after narrowly defeating Gaia. They're expecting a peaceful return trip, but when has anything ever gone their way? Find out what happens to the Heroes of Olympus on their journey home. Written as if Blood of Olympus never happened.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
A 'Goode' Surprise by Teenaged Author reviews
Yes, I know, it's another Annabeth Goes to Goode story, and they're going to assure you it's different from the rest. Well, I'm just saying mine is most likely better written and all characters are still demigods! If any are OOC please notify me immediately I do not like it when characters are OOC. It bugs me! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,471 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Her Bucket List by the7thflockmember reviews
Summary: "Fang... I'm sick. They only gave me one month to live... I'm dying." Max is battling cancer and tells her best friend, Fang that she has one month to live. This is the story of how Max's bucket list came to be. No wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,708 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Max, Fang
Uncharted by Andromeda Writes reviews
"In a Perfect World"/"Slice of Life" AU. Pointless Kaider fluff for the soul.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,556 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Cinder L./Selene, Kai] Iko - Complete
Love Games by SolidScriptJess reviews
Clary is the It girl at her high school. Jace is the bad-boy no one touches unless they want their heart broken. Both are playing the game of love. But when dared to ask out Clary, will the two end up giving up their game—or worse—make it a competition?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,549 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
We Found Love by maximumridetothemax reviews
**WARNING: Reallyyy badly written. Would not recommend lmao.** The Rides and the Walkers are family friends and business partners, where the oldest of the two families are Fang and Max. Suddenly when they are 17, their parents tell them that they are getting married to each other. What will happen to the two as they go along in their parents' plot to get them together? AU. COMPLETE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,033 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Max, Fang] [Ella, Iggy] - Complete
Warning: Zombie Takeover by ChildOfWisdom reviews
When the world is taken over by Zombies, Annabeth Chase finds herself alone. But one day, she meets another human, that takes her to a group of people who will help her. What if she falls for the green eyed leader? Will they find a cure? Will they survive? Or is it all just a game? Percabeth. (Cover made by Viria)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,572 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
An Oath to Keep by teamleo4 reviews
SPOILER HOH: The crew defeated Gaea. As they sail, with Leo stands at the helm with the rest below, asleep, Festus reports that the astrolabe is pointing them north. It is suppose to point to Calypso, the only girl who has ever loved him. If he doesn't go, he might lose his only chance of finding her. Part of the prophecy hasn't been completed: An oath to keep with a final breath.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,744 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Calypso, Leo V.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Strange Visitors and Bargains by SomethingMoreCreative reviews
Percy didn't know what he was expecting when he opened the door (his Chinese food probably), but when none other than Annabeth Chase is standing there, he does the expected: regret his Finding Nemo pajama pants. In which, Annabeth needs somewhere to stay, and Percy is right down the hall. AU featuring punk!Percy and girly!Annabeth. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Fixing His Mistake by SomethingMoreCreative reviews
Jason groaned as he hit his head against the table. He couldn't figure out why he didn't just talk to her like a normal person would. What was wrong with him? In which, Jason likes Piper, and Piper likes Jason, but something goes wrong. Jason plans on fixing it. Set in the Addicted To You universe. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Jason G., Piper M.] [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
I Caught Myself by banannabee reviews
Max is moved to Vermont despite her profanity ridden protests. She refuses to find friends like is suggested to her, but when Iggy and Max meet in detention, and Iggy introduces her to his friends, Max reluctantly finds herself admiring them, and the family-like structure they present, something she's definitely not used to. FAX! AH
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014
Misfits by themourningsage12 reviews
A lonely daughter of Nyx with a terrible curse. A dorky son of Pluto who doesn't quite live up to the name. An innocent daughter of Hecate who's about to learn how awful the world really is. Join Raina, Amicus and Kali's quest to save demigods from one threat they have never faced-darkness itself.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014
The Guy In The Wet Suit by SomethingMoreCreative reviews
Annabeth has never really been into guys enough to-for lack of a better word-stalk them, but there was just something about this one. In which, Percy trains dolphins, and Annabeth thinks that it's very attractive even though she doesn't know his name. But hey, she plans on finding it out. AU. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Eighteen Years a Hero by romanitas reviews
It's Annabeth's birthday. Everyone celebrates.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/16/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Piper M., Hazel L. - Complete
Dethroned by leannesidhe reviews
You are the queen of New Rome – steel was embedded in your bones. They would not rattle you so easily. (but you knew – you had been dethroned by a daughter of Aphrodite – and nothing could be more insulting) ONESHOT. Revamped.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Reyna R., Jason G. - Complete
Those Things We Find On Tumblr by H.E.Larkin reviews
So this is going to be 50 very short chapters based off different jokes from Tumblr, Instagram, etc. Multiple pairings including: Percabeth, Jasper, Caleo, Lazel, and Frazel. Rated T for minor swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Ignis Aurum Probat by romanitas reviews
There is a small list of people whom Death finds fascinating. Hazel Levesque is one of them. He carries them all at least once, but oh so rarely does he carry them twice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Nico A., Frank Z., Hazel L. - Complete
Andromeda & Perseus by romanitas reviews
Theirs is a story that might one day be in the stars, too. Though right now Annabeth is just trying to get Percy to remember the stories already up there.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Full Circle by romanitas reviews
Annabeth makes a pitstop in San Francisco. The reaction from the family she once fled is unexpected. Post-Tartarus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Annabeth C., Frederick C., Mrs. Chase - Complete
Homecoming by romanitas reviews
It's not just Sally who's waited for a son to come home.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Percy J., Sally J., Paul B. - Complete
Double M, Double lives, Double lies by FlyAndDontLookBack reviews
Being a supermodel at a young age is never easy. You can't figure out who your true friends are. Max has always had this problem and now she's sick of it. She decides to live 2 lives. There, she meets the kind of friends she always dreamed of having and all the paranoia karma can think of but what happens when one of her closest friends finds out about her secret? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,547 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Breaking and Entering by romanitas reviews
Sneaking in and out of Annabeth's dorm is always an interesting and challenging experience, for all parties involved. Especially with nuns.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The Blood Of Olympus by Blondie B. Happy reviews
The Giants have risen once again, and now Gaea needs the blood of Olympus in order to reawaken from Tartarus. Percy must protect his friend at any cost. Reyna needs to bring peace between the Greeks and Romans. Leo has been having dreams of a strange goddess veiled in shadows, who warns of the betrayal of his friends. Everyone has something to lose. . . Who will survive in the end?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Reyna R.
Growing Up by FlowerChild22 reviews
An all human fanfic. About going into the first year of high school. Fax will slowly be added throughout the story. Fang and Max are close friends since birth and after a long summer, finally are able to see each other but things have changed. Cliche. HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 99,229 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Max, Fang
And It Scares You Being Alone by romanitas reviews
Rachel Elizabeth Dare storms into Percy's life at just the right moment. For him, at least, as he clings to his mortal side, leaving Annabeth alone with her thoughts on the demigod side. And okay, maybe she's avoiding him, too, but mostly she's just tired of losing people. Set somewhere vague in that time period between Battle of the Labyrinth and the Last Olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
Academics by romanitas reviews
Learning how to kiss is it's own kind of homework. Probably best done away from the company of parents.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Sally J. - Complete
Apartment 23 by musiclover3 reviews
College!AU Percy Jackson is a somewhat cowardly history major with a fondness for water; his new roommates range from a closet suicidal chain smoker, to an Italian Mafia member with a talent for gambling, to a possibly insane prankster with an obsession with fire; and the girl he's fallen head over heels for most likely hates his guts. Welcome to Apartment 23.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Percy J.
High School Never Ends by obliviovsly reviews
"The day that she came into my homeroom class definitely made my Top Five Best Days of School list. Along with my Top Five Worst Days of School list." Percabeth and others. AU. All are human: no monsters, etc. slightly OOC. Sorry!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,228 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Playing The Player by Ramblesx reviews
"Here's the game, Percy. We date. We hold hands. The first person that falls in love with the other loses." Annabeth Chase has had enough of the player of the school, Percy Jackson. But trying to play someone you're already in love with proves to be difficult. And as they both try to come to terms with their feelings, she discovers that Percy Jackson has a lot to hide. (NO SEQUEL)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 229,681 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
SYOC: Merlin West and Pandora's Box by SayHiToNeverland reviews
SYOC: Disaster has struck the world of Olympians, one of the most dangerous objects ever in existence has been stolen. Will a group of demigods be able to handle the pressure of a civilisation's fate on their shoulders?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014
The Blood of Olympus by MariaClaire reviews
The crew of the Argo II is traveling across Greece in a race against time to stop the giants from awakening Gaea. ***Disclaimer: All characters, warships, magic swords, etc. belong to Rick Riordan.***
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 93,838 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Annabeth C., Leo V., Percy J., Hazel L. - Complete
Playing House by Pixie Lala XOXO reviews
Max's mom leaves her and her twin brother Iggy alone for three whole days. The catch? They also have to babysit their four siblings. What happens when Iggy invites a friend to help them? What if Nudge suggests they play an extended game of 'House? Will Max be able to survive three days like this? AU, no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Max, Fang, Iggy - Complete
Legacy: The New Generation by themourningsage12 reviews
"What is threatening the general security of both Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter is a force greater than Zeus himself. A force so powerful, it can dominate the gods." The children of the heroes of Olympus live happy, carefree lives. But when the camps' security is threatened, and a prophecy begun, it is time for them to live up to their parents' deeds.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2014
Begin Again by Aria Taylor reviews
"I fell in love once. He was all a girl could ever want; or so it seemed. He broke my heart and I never thought I'd see love begin again. Until it did."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,851 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Summer Love by Blondie B. Happy reviews
Annabeth is convinced that life will never be like a happy song, so she tries to keep it real. She decides to spend some time with her dad over the summer in Naples. She'll be working at the Waldorf Astoria Resort there for three months. It just so happens that a certain Percy Jackson is the lifeguard. Annabeth may not believe in love stories, but will he change that for her? AU/AH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,590 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Broken Clock by Ramblesx reviews
"You know why the broken clock brings you comfort? It's because you are the broken clock. You hurt people because you want them to feel as broken and lost as you are." Percy is abducted by a blonde-haired girl, and instead of hating her, he begins to fall in love with her. Annabeth Chase is going to kill him, and somehow, he can't bring himself to mind that much. Percabeth. T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Taken by Emiko.Nakamura reviews
Imagine: Maximum Ride's life perfect. Too good to be true, right? Right. What happens when Maximum Ride gives birth to twins? Want to find out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,170 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012
The Green Eyed Delinquent by kazoquel4 reviews
When Percy Jackson is arrested yet again for vandalizing public property, his mom finally cracks. He's sent across the country to live with his father for a year- the father who abandoned him at birth. When he meets his know-it-all neighbor Annabeth Chase, things just get worse for the green eyed delinquent. But when sparks start to fly between the two, what will happen? AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,251 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Guard the Angel by TwistedTrident reviews
"I only thought about the girl, with blond tendrils as radiant as the sun and eyes of liquid silver. Tomorrow would be that day-the day that stone would be carved and the first day the world would see without her. At least, it would have been...before I dove in front of the hulking two tons of steel that would have taken her life. Before I'd saved Annabeth Chase." AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
How to Write a Percy Jackson Fanfiction by livixbobbiex reviews
My advice for all the newbies out there who have the inspiration and the idea but don't know where to begin. What not to do in fanfiction, in depth character studies, Mary Sues, cliches, ordering, OCs, grammar and spelling and a whole lot of puns and sarcasm. A safe haven, shall we say, for the new and inexperienced writers who want to learn.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014
Submit your OC by Starksgf4eva reviews
Submit your OC for Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments or House of Night. Each chapter will have a different OC layout for different stories.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014
Thoughts by beanie hats reviews
The thoughts followed her everywhere she went. "Freak." "Mutant" "Charity case" "Creep". So when 16 year old Angel meets a boy whose first thought of her was "Beautiful" Angel doesn't know what to think. Set nine years after STWAOES. No apocalyptic event. Wings, obviously. There will be slight Fax and Eggy, but this story is completely about Angel.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,171 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Angel, Gazzy/The Gasman, OC
Talk by A Carnival Of Idiots On Show reviews
Max has never spoken. Not after her Mom died. She won't let anybody into her shambling life, afraid to trust again. But when a certain someone finds out about her secrets, will Max be able to ever trust again? Or will she crumble before her own eyes? Story is better than summary. I swear.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,679 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Max, Fang
How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse by IllegallyBlonde reviews
The club was started only to spite their principal. But now it's turned into a matter greater than life or death. If the members don't stick together they risk their lives- and everyone else's. Who will be left for dead or, worse yet, undead?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,058 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Max, Fang, Iggy
Annabeth Suprises Percy at High School by Annabeth AKA Mrs. Jackson reviews
Annabeth goes to Percy's high school and meets his mortal friends. Everyone can tell that there is something TOTALLY awesome about their relationship. So, it's basically your typical "Annabeth Goes to Goode" but not too clichéd and no OOC. It's pretty cool and will DEFINITELY be a long story by the time I'm done with it. At least worth a read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
It Must Be Fate by The Queen Of Anything reviews
"It can't have just be coincidence. Things like this don't happen by chance." "So then what is it?" "It must be fate." AH. Fax, Eggy, Nazzy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Max, Fang
Hidden in the Shadows by bordeaux cookies reviews
Annabeth Chase is a no one, spending her time studying, hiding from others, and burying herself deep into her past. To top it all off, this anti-social loner has the biggest crush on Percy Jackson—the most popular guy in school. Travel through the pain of high school with Annabeth as she watches her beloved one, hidden in the shadows. Percabeth ;)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,085 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
I Still Love You by The Queen Of Anything reviews
How the elevator scene in Angel should have ended up. Fax, Dylan/Maya
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Max, Maya A./Max 2, Fang
The Goode, the Bad, and the Ugly by TomBomb12 reviews
Annabeth and Thalia are attending Goode High School. It is a year after TLO, and TLH never happened. Percabeth and Thalico along with other couples later on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,666 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Thalia G., Nico A.]
PJO Zombie AU by forbiddenquill reviews
Percy doesn't know how it happened or why it happened but he is left with two choices now: to survive or to become one of them. Based on Viria's AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,547 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Annabeth C., Grover, Nico A., Percy J.
We're all Demons Inside by flyingconverselol reviews
Maximum Ride lives among a family of angels. Royal angels. On her sixteenth birthday, her coronation arrives. Is she an angel or a demon? What happens when the supposed 'best day of her life' turns into a complete and utter disaster because of her own parents?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Max, Fang, Nudge
Sergeant Nikolaus Salvatore by imfallingforyoureyes102 reviews
Hes a US Sergeant. Shes a college student.When Dartmouth's History Department starts a penpal program with the US Navy/Army, Max finds herself writing to none other than Sergeant Salvatore-or Fang, as he prefers.Word by word, the two find each other and realize they are not all that e only thing separating them is an ocean and a war.But hey, love's a war itself. HUMAN
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Max, Fang
The New Kid at Goode High School by JuicyFruity39 reviews
Annabeth Chase just wants to have a good eleventh grade year with no bullies and no drama but when she meets a new student Percy Jackson, her life gets a little complicated. Includes Luke, Thalia, Travis, Connor, Grover, Katie and more. Percabeth and a little bit of Thuke and Tratie. Rated T cuz of swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,987 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Literal Spawn Of Satan by Emiko.Nakamura reviews
When the Volturi look for someone, they hunt them down to the ends of the Earth. But what happens when the Volturi aren't the only ones looking for someone? As Bella's new life effects her new family, what lengths will she go to in order to keep them safe? And what happens when...things...start happening to her cousin that makes protection difficult? Want to find out?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014
All You Need Is Love by A Battle Inside My Heart reviews
Valentine's Day AU oneshot, all human. It's Valentine's Day in New York City. Watch as Percy is conflicted on where him and Annabeth stand, Jason and Piper get an unexpected surprise, Nico tries to make things right with Thalia, and Leo makes one hell of a proposal. It's the usually basically. Except this time, it's Valentine's Day. Anything can happen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
What About the Perfect Ones? by NotSureYetHunny reviews
Maximum Ride had one word describe her whole life. Perfect. She wasn't perfect, but everyone else thought she was. As much as they thought they did, no one ever actually wants perfect. And Max knew it all to well. Max Ride. Perfect AND Unwanted. So, what is there left to do.. but leave? This just might be the adventure of a life time. *Discontinued*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,810 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Max, Fang
2 Years by A Girl Tony Stark reviews
Max and Fang were dating, but Fang's dad got transferred to move. 2 years later, Max moves unknowingly to the same town. This is a one-shot about what happens when Max and Fang see each other again after 2 years. FAX! All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Darker Times by DearListener reviews
Follow Andrew, son of Chronos (the god of time, not the titan) as he tries to find his girlfriend Sandra. But on the way, he'll run into old friends, new enemies, and other things. Rated T for massive swearing, per usual. After The Last Olympian. OCs needed! If you send them to me, please don't forget as I sometimes do. The submission form is on my profile. Reviews welcomed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013
The Maximum Life of the American Teenager by bootystiel reviews
These two teens have gone through more than most, but now they have something they never thought they would have that makes them stronger than they have ever been: each other. But that won't stop everything, and everyone else. Rated M for language, violence, drug use, slight rape, and adult themes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Max, Fang] Dylan
Hell and Silence by Blondie B. Happy reviews
Percy and Annabeth: they're inseparable, inimitable, and irreplaceable. As long as they're together, nothing can go wrong. But what if they lost to the enemy once, and that meant certain death? What if that meant they were banished to the Underworld for all eternity? And what if… only Annabeth made it to Elysium? AU, Dark, Rated T/M.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,980 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dear Friend by horse-crazy girl13 reviews
In which Annabeth writes a series of letters through different stages of her life, starting from when she was younger (and happier), leading up to the time of her suicide. T for dark themes, depression, swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Complete
YouTube Collision by Freezing Fyre reviews
Four Channels - ChargingOffRide, FlyOnFang, TotallyInnocent, and TimesTwo. Seven people - Maximum Ride; Nicholas Walker; Ariel, Zephyr, and James Griffiths; Monique and Ella Martinez. One website - YouTube. So what happens when one summer they all find out they're moving to the same town - the same neighborhood, to be exact. AU wings. T for turtles. *Currently discontinued
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [Max, Fang]
Study Date by deceptive-serenade reviews
They were still in the transition from best friends to boyfriend and girlfriend. He didn't really want to screw it up and make things awkward by admitting Annabeth turned him on. A lot. Especially in a library. AU. Drabble. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Smile, it's Christmas! by A Battle Inside My Heart reviews
A four (or 5) one-shot Christmas series featuring the seven and the rest of the crew. Read how Percabeth get together during the holidays, Jiper finding love, Leo getting his New Years Eve midnight kiss, and how Christmas is more about friendship and family than presents. And maybe Leo won't burn the turkey for dinner! All set in the modern world. Canon couples & strongly rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,663 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Prophecy by Folding Turtles reviews
Angel and Max are star students, their biggest rival being Star. Life goes on as normal, until the day when a certain new, enigmatic student moves in with his two friends and a mysterious little, brown, leather-bound book. Then, a roll call of humiliation, heartbreak, and adventure will follow in his wake. Cue Beethoven's 5th Symphony!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,388 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Max, Fang, Angel, Nudge - Complete
Solicit by SociallyObscene reviews
Rule number one of the zombie apocalypse: trust no one. To get what you want, you have to trick, deceive, and manipulate. You have to solicit, be better than the rest - only if you want to survive. But when paranoid Fang Walker meets his first survivor, all of those rules go out the window. Maximum Ride doesn't play by the rules. She has her own set.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Fang, Max
Ultimate Shipping Mix by livixbobbiex reviews
Have you ever loved a couple in PJO and HOO and not had the perfect song? Well, probably you have an idea. However, if you don't, give this a read. These songs will vary from couple to situation. Perfect if you want to laugh, cry, and/or fangirl. Will include all your favorite couples (I will take requests). Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 11/6/2013
Expectations by Annabeth Brady reviews
Nobody at school would expect Annabeth Chase to not celebrate Christmas, but when a teacher gets the class to tell everyone what they does during Christmas, some things come out. And then they meet said 'thing'. A/N: I decided to make a XMAS 1-shot for you guys to enjoy over the holidays. Another should come in a month/2. Used to be "'Cause it's Christmas".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
I Am Number Nine by Emiko.Nakamura reviews
Jenna Parker is a sixteen year-old alien that moved to the States from Canada. After the long move, she meets some...interesting... people... Can she fit in and hide who she really is, or will everything be revealed? Let's see, shall we?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & I Am Number Four - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,368 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
Meet Percabeth by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
The first time Percy's friend Jack Davis meets Annabeth Chase. The second time, Hailey Caldwell, a girl who won't leave Percy alone, catches Percabeth on a date. What happens when Annabeth shadows at Goode? Willow Evans meets Annabeth in an... interesting situation. Read these, and other Percabeth drabbles only in this story! Picture: By Burdge-Bug on DeviantArt
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Blondie B. Happy reviews
"Hey," Annabeth whispered. "What?" Percy asked. "I know who likes you." "Who?" "I can't tell you. It's a secret. You don't know her, but she knows all about you." And then she turned and walked away, brushing at her eyes with her head down. AU, AH, Threeshot. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Life, My Battlefield by That Person1234567890 reviews
Just the typical Max gets pregnant, Fang has a sister, Dylan's a pest, OC filled, action packed story full of fights, betrayal, death, and plenty of questions to keep you on your toes. Who will survive? Who will fight? And most importantly, who will live to take another breath, because sometimes "I want to live life, and on other occasions I just want it to end…"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,915 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - OC - Complete
A Home at Last by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
I hate hospitals. Especially mental ones. You would too if you had been stuck in one for a year when you were only fifteen. I'm sixteen now, and still stuck in this hellhole. I find my thoughts wandering to getting out more than they used to, but not as much as they had when I first got here. I'm going crazy, well at least more crazy than I already am. Or more than they think I am.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 56,593 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Paper Heart by horse-crazy girl13 reviews
When Percy and Annabeth were assigned as pen pals in 5th grade, they never stopped writing to each other. Now, in high school, Annabeth is moving to Long Island with her abusive father. How will their friendship change? Will it grow farther apart or closer together? And will Percy find out Annabeth's biggest secret?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Imaginary by A Carnival Of Idiots On Show reviews
Max's imaginary friend, Fang, disappeared when she was 10. But when she starts to see random appearances of him 6 years later, she doesn't know what to make of herself anymore. What if he was just an image, a hallucination? Or what if he was actually...real? Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Tell Me Why by HappyOwl reviews
Superstar Annabeth Chase visits her family in New York. Trying not to be recognized, she disguises. But when she falls over Percy Jackson, your typical New Yorker, she finds so good things. But the lie doesn't bring good things, and she may learn it in the most difficult way. AU/AH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
We're Not Sure What This Is But Let's Call It Partnership by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Leo and Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters is now open for business. Fruits and vegetables sold separately. – Leo/Calypso. Spoilers for The House of Hades.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Calypso, Leo V.
Dear FanFiction by Blondie B. Happy reviews
The characters of PJO write to FanFiction and its authors. It concerns slash, lemons, pairings, OTP's, Tumblr posts, Tweets, pop culture, current affairs, and the stories in general. Just for laughs and fun, no harm intended! Rated T for language, references, and a very sexy Leo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,030 - Reviews: 3122 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
Winged Puppets by nightwings93 reviews
"The strings tugged at my leg, making it move against my will. The strings dug into my ankle as my leg stretched too far above my head. Blood fell from the sky and landed on my forehead. I watched as Fang was forced into a similar pose. We had to get out"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,167 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011
Frozen Memories by Evvyxox reviews
Max, the new girl, in a new school. Pretty cliche, right? Yep. Max- the un-dateable one, the badass girl. Pretty cliche, right? Yep. Max, the one who fell into Fang's life, tangled herself into his memories. Pretty cliche, right? Nope. She falls deeper into the endless abyss of his past. Will she bring light, or will she turn cold, forever frozen, in his Frozen Memories?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,539 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Max, Fang
Radioactive by FangLovesMeMost reviews
(Body swap, Dylan hate, Faxness, Erasers, Nudge boy drama, Pyros) *"Fine," I said, cutting her off, "but how do I... deal with her?" She shrugged and flew away with the others, leaving me to deal with Max - who was now currently trying to see how many flowers she could shove up her nose. Just me... my hallucinating girlfriend... and my nonexistent twin... ugh. Best alone time ever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,188 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Max, Fang] Nudge, Iggy
Imagination by A Girl Tony Stark reviews
This is how I would have loved the Elevator scene from chapter 64, in the Book Angle to play out. FAX, and I dont own anything James Patterson has written, i dont own the characters and I love all of you! thanks for reading!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Getting Our Heroes Back by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
"Obviously, once they got out of Tartarus, Annabeth and Percy were different. They had survived monster territory, a land worse than hell." My thoughts of Percy and Annabeth's recovery from Tartarus. Cover image by Burdge-Bug on deviantArt. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Endless by Rasiaa reviews
Sometimes, he wondered if it was ever going to end- the pain.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Nico A., Percy J.] - Complete
Going to Happen by SomethingMoreCreative reviews
Because the chosen demigods each have feeling of their own. An eight-set collection of one-shots focusing on each one of the seven demigods and one hero portraying events that are likely to happen in House of Hades. In honor of the House of Hades countdown. Updated daily.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Annabeth C., Piper M. - Complete
Here We Go Again by ViolateThisNobleWar reviews
My own personal squeal to Teen Beach Movie! Mack and Brady survived 1962, but can Lela, Tanner and the gang survive 2013? Parings: MackXBrady, LelaXTanner, CheeCheeXSeaCat , GigglesXButchy, StrutsXOC
Teen Beach Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 51,861 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
Love the Babysitter by HappyOwl reviews
Annabeth Chase needs money and Sally Jackson needs a babysitter to look after her two young children, Polly and Tyson. So Sally hires Annabeth. But what happens when Percy Jackson, the eldest son, meets Annabeth? Percabeth, Thalico, and more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,809 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Asylum by CodeName-Athena reviews
After months of unemployment, reporter Annabeth Chase finally has a job. The catch? It's an undercover story at an asylum. She'll have to fake insanity for two months. Will she make it? What horrors await? And will she fall for the green-eyed man, sent there for murder? Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Finding the Ride by Makiavelli reviews
They thought it was over, but is it? When her daughter runs away for the strangest of reasons. Its up to the gang, to find Alex. Or is it too late. Join in the sequal for The Last Ride: To Maximum Level, in Finding the Ride. Fax, and other pairings. Not much action, but lots of adventure. T because I'm paranoid. In Max, Fang, and Alex's POV. I welcome you to Camp Gathering Mutants!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Max, Fang
What Goes Around, Comes Around by NewmanYHC reviews
17 year old Emily Herondale is the strongest Shadowhunter alive, narrowly beating out her dad, Jace. When threats start to occur between families, secrets are hidden while others emerge. People will be loved, hurt, and struggle to survive, but Emily's family refuses to let the demons of the world prevail. WARNING: Tessa and Jem will appear a bit for those who haven't read TID!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,346 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Future by Leaded-Pegasus reviews
Percy and Annabeth are now twenty-five years old, and living together. They are both just finishing up college, and ready to take on the world...together. Well, with the help of their Boston Terrier, Meatball, of course. Through difficult and happy times, they promise to each other to stay together until the end, no matter what the future brings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,723 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
LA Rush by LaxChick25 reviews
Max, Iggy, Dylan, Nudge, and Gazzy are in a famous band, L.A. Rush. They're living the dream but they hadn't always been famous. Max has a tad bit of a dark past that seems to haunt her. When band manager, Ash, brings his niece and nephew along for the ride of fame will everyone get along? I know the band thing is overdone but try you might like it. FAX & EGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 141,995 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
Smiling Pictures by Rasiaa reviews
His dark hair was out of his face, cut short. Izzy couldn't recall that last time it had been that short, and couldn't really see Alec's smile ever being quite that bright again. Two-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Maryse L. - Complete
MAD Sequel by SolidScriptJess reviews
After living six hundred lives together as holy Archangels from Heaven, Fang and Max have been wrenched apart by one of their own. Now Fang is damned, forcibly bound to the pits of hell with the devil, Lucifer. But Max isn't giving up. She has abandoned the rest of the Archangels to dive straight into hell to make a deal with the devil: a life for a life. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Max, Fang
To Infinity and Beyond by foreverandalways'7 reviews
FAX! Max and Fang are in their senior year, their friendship starts in kindergarten, and their relationship starts in junior year. Read as their relationship strengthens over time and how they are there for one another. Humans and cliché! You'll loove it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,634 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Max, Fang
Glitter In The Air by CodeName-Athena reviews
"I thought in the darkness I could find light, but there was no going back." Percy's dead and Annabeth is suffering from depression. Can one late-night visitor change everything?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
My Angel of Darkness by SolidScriptJess reviews
Max is an average student at her highschool. Until the new mystery guy shows up. And with him brings adventure, drama, fights, horror, and buried secrets. It'll be a miracle if anyone could stay alive until the end of the year. FAX! All HUMAN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,553 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Goodbye and Good Riddance by Heart Breaking 101 reviews
Hey, my names Max but you probably already knew that. Well here's what you didn't know about me: I'm abused, and I have to raise my two younger siblings while my Dad gets drunk. It's been this way ever since my Mom died. Well here's my hell- I mean life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,908 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Max, Fang
Unknown Pain by Rasiaa reviews
Two months have passed since Alec and Magnus had the devastating break-up in the subway. Now, Magnus has thought things through and is ready to talk. Though, a lot can happen in two months, and Alec isn't quite as Magnus left him. Rated for sensitive topics, please read A/N for more info.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/28/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Vampire Years by Rasiaa reviews
But here you are. Your eyes slip closed and your head lolls to the side, the glasses breaking on impact.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Simon L. - Complete
Fighting For a Place in This World by NightWrighter511 reviews
Maximum Batchelder has spent the last five years keeping herself and her friend alive on the streets of New York City. The world is cruel, especially to a couple of street kids, but Max has found a place she fits in: street fighting. Of course, it only takes one night to change everything. Now Max must reinvent herself. What else is expected from someone in Witness Protection? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,033 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
13 Reasons Why by Blondie B. Happy reviews
"It is the end. There is to be no more of me. I have no reason to live. Even the voices in my head are constant reminders that I am nothing." One-Shot, AU, Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Stuck In Between by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
When her plane to New York City crashes, Annabeth Chase halts in a comatose and now stands at the brink between life, love, courage and death. PercyxAnnabeth. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,149 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
That's What It Is by Rasiaa reviews
It's all stumbling apologies for weeks.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Clary F. - Complete
Sixty Seconds by Blondie B. Happy reviews
"If you had sixty seconds to follow your orders, right a wrong, or save a life, which would you choose?" During the Titan War, Annabeth made the wrong choice and joined with the opposing side. She was the spy, the traitor. Now, she has sixty seconds to do as she was told, or she's dead. But if everyone she loves is already going to die, what's the point in saving herself? Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Beyond the Appearance by HappyOwl reviews
Annabeth Chase is a rebel, intelligent and beautiful princess of Athens.Her mother wants her to be like her, a queen, but she is unmanageable.So after a fight, Annabeth escapes determined to leave her city behind.But what she didn't know was that she always had a bodyguard behind her.Will she accept his company?And will she accept her attraction to the handsome and sexy bodyguard?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Who am I? by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is seventeen and has a good life. A loving family and friends, star track athlete, what could be missing? When the new kid starts prying into Max's life things go downhill as secrets are revealed. Her Mom and Dad aren't really her parents.FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,916 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
You've Got Mail by HAWTgeek reviews
It's been six years since Percy left Annabeth abruptly. Annabeth ran away to California to get away from it all,and she still doesn't know why he left her. Annabeth tried to go on with her life and stay as far away from Percy,who had tried to find her and finally explain, but she doesn't know that Percy is AtlanticBoy16,the boy she's been talking to for three months online.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,560 - Reviews: 2886 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The New Kids by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace and Nico di Angelo are going to Bailey High School to search for demi-gods, since the satyrs can't handle them all. Join them as they deal with monsters and angry goddesses, while avoiding mortal drama.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Invasion by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
"Children," Chiron banged his hoof on the stone of the pavilion, "Since a lot of you aren't accepted at home, Camp Half-Blood will be hosting a Parents week. Everyone will have to invite a mortal relative to camp for the week. Those with special circumstances, please contact I, or Mr. D before the campfire." Mortals at Camp Half-Blood?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,650 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Demigod ParentTeacher Conference by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
Title says it all! Go through teacher's POVs on Parent/Teacher Conference night, as they meet all our favorite demigods and their kids.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Firefighter: the chiefs daughter by Fangrules reviews
Fang is the rookie fire-fighter newly assigned to station 24. Max is the chiefs daughter - the forbidden fruit. What happens when they fall for each other? will they be happy or will their pasts get in the way?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Breathe by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
Clarisse walked through the hallway, ignoring the whispers she knew were about her. Yes, she desperately wanted to show those mortals their place, but she refrained. She thought about what Silena used to tell her, before she died; Breathe. Think happy thoughts. Short One-Shot.: She just thought of who was waiting for her back home.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Chris R., Clarisse R. - Complete
Photo Booth by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
When Alexis Trobolone went to the mall, she didn't expect to see a shy girl from school, with a boy. Percabeth fluff! Read and Review? Photo found on Fanpop, submitted by: mixthealphabet
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Don't Forget by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
When Annabeth's driving to Sally's house, a certain song comes on the radio. A song that breaks the daughter of Athena that's been holding it in for so long. One-shot, super short!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Annabeth C., Sally J. - Complete
My Merry Band of Mutants by SociallyAwkwardNarwhals reviews
My name is Max. I had a perfectly normal life. I was in my sophomore year in high school, I was pretty, I was popular, and I was loved. I was one of the top gymnasts in the state. Until the day I had to disappear. AU, FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,543 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5022 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Time by Fly On Aya reviews
She was a girl and he was an angel. She grew up and he stayed the same. She loves him and he loves her. She wants to be an adult and he wants her to wait. What happened? WARNING: CONFUSING PLOT LINE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Summer 2010 by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
Fang's family always rents the house next to Max's for the whole summer. Neither takes much notice in the other until the summer they are both 16. Now they become friends and maybe more, but you never know what will happen at the end of Summer 2010.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,103 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Fang, Max
Three by icy roses reviews
One life is not enough for love; Percy and Annabeth try for the Isles of the Blest, but it seems that fate is not always kind to them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,874 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
OCs! OCs! OCs! I NEED OCs! by Mystica Tempest reviews
OPEN THROUGHT STORY OR UNTIL I SAY SO! READ EVERYTHING BEFORE SUBMITTING CHARACTERS! Main character created. Trojan war. After HOO. Prologue inside. T cause I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Hera, Aphrodite
Maximum Ride: Feel the Music by SarahBelle96 reviews
I hummed the tune and smiled as the calm feeling flowed through me. I slowly started to play my guitar. The melody sounded just about right. I took a deep breath and began to sing. . . SongFic! All human! Max's life as a human! FAX! Plz R&R! Thanks!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 103,680 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Still by Fly On Aya reviews
Set twenty years after FANG. Max is now 35 years old. Nothing have changed. But, when she receives a mysterious package, she knows she's forgetting something. How can she forget? WARNING: PROFANITY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Prophecy(SYOC-CLOSED) reviews
CLOSED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,721 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - OC - Complete
TwIsTeD reviews
50 years ago, The Prophecy of the Seven was in motion. Chaos was everywhere. And then-suddenly, it stopped. The Seven disappeared, and so did Gaea. Even the gods themselves don't know what happened. Now, 50 years later, when things were almost normal, the crazy chaos starts happening e gods with their two different sides, the doors opening. It turns out, The Seven? Weren't.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014
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