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Joined 10-20-03, id: 473440, Profile Updated: 12-27-12
Author has written 3 stories for Gears of War, Halo, and Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Nou: *while discussing one of her OCs* "With the self confidence of a lemon under the fake public persona."
Lobo: "Lemons are very confident."
Nou: "How is a lemon confident? It doesn't have a brain."
Lobo: "Lemonade. Takes a lot of confidence to be lemonade. And they're bitter...and...that...didn't come out quite as I planned..."
Nou: "Heh. You... have incredible logic."
Lobo: "I know, great isn't it. Now potatoes, they're rather shy, because they're bland and go with everything."
Nou: *edges away*
Lobo: XD
Nou: "You're weird."
Lobo: "I know!"

This instant messenger conversation should tell you pretty much all you need to know about how my mind works. 8D And for those of you who actually care about this sort of thing, here's a little information about me.

I'm a twenty-something - though I tend to forget exactly what that something is.

British - we're red, white, and blue, too!

Female - though my surrogate brothers tell me I have a guy-brain; food, sleep, TV, gaming and...well, okay, I like guys not girls, but that's beyond the point.

Loves to write (fiction and fact-based articles) and hope I can make a career out of it.

Likes research, because geeks are cool.

Likes the journey as much as the destination.

Wants to go on a real adventure.

Is apparently something of an anarchist when writing fiction.

Enjoys an entire range of music and movies - bring it on!

Will try almost any food at least once - and has a strange obsession with sushi, and fish in general.

Believes that growing old is compulsory but growing up is optional - and continues to write fanfiction to prove it.

Adores worlds/plots/ideas/characters that drag me in and inspire me.

Has some kind of OCD.

Likes gaming; Gears of War, Halo, Oblivion, Skyrim, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, the Myst series, Oddworld, Fable, Assassin's Creed, Red Dead Redemption - but OCD demands they be played in a very certain way with constant saving.

Has to date properly cried over three videogames - moments in Red Dead Redemption and Gears of War 3, and at least half of the Walking Dead.

My homepage is more of a personal writing directory - check it out!

Prefers people to send flames via review where everyone can see it, instead of using email like a coward.

After first attempts at fanfic which turned out to be hideous Mary-Sues of the worst kind, puts special effort into making OCs believable as well as awesome.

And that's about it. In closing, welcome to my profile, have fun with reading, and of course, rock on, peace out, and live life to the full...just don't do anything stupid, you only get one chance.


General Disclaimer
Because I am truly sick and tired of disclaiming everything, this is a basic disclaimer for the fanfiction below. I do not own any of the fandoms in which these stories are set. I claim only the original characters, plots, and backstories which I create for the purpose of my fics, which cannot be used without my express permission.

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Amnesia: The Infernal Machine reviews
The man eats the pig and the pig is eaten by the machine and the man is eaten by the machine, and both man and pig suckle from the machine.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Complete
Halo: Floodgate reviews
Warrior. Immortal. Last hope. Hero. Hyper lethal. Cortana's chosen. Reclaimer. Spartan. He is the Master Chief. She will be Noble Six. He will save the human race. And she was the reason he survived the fall of Reach. B312 and 117 have met before.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,832 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011
Gears of War: Dog of War reviews
If Unity is so important, how come the COG left us to fend for ourselves? No food, no shelter, no protection from the Locust, they left us out here while they scorched Sera. They didn't help us. They forgot us. We weren't Stranded. We were Abandoned.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 130,555 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete