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Joined 05-19-13, id: 4734781, Profile Updated: 08-03-17
Author has written 33 stories for Orange Is the New Black, Ginger Snaps, Hannibal, Misc. Movies, But I'm a Cheerleader, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Watership Down, Little Red Riding Hood, and Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Howdy, I'm Wallace. I'm pan and trans. He/him/his. I mostly write for OITNB, with some other fandoms sprinkled in (usually Hannibal, and But I'm a Cheerleader). I take requests, so hmu if you have one.

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Baby Steps by katelynnsmusings reviews
After leaving Litchfield, Lorna and Nicky are put in an uncomfortable situation involving a divorce, a baby and learning to give up on what they'd expected their lives to be. Otherwise known as, Lorna's pregnant and Nicky's stepping up to the plate. Post season 4, ignoring season 5 canon.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/24 - [Lorna M., Nicky N.] - Complete
You Could Have Come to Me by MinervaSnape394 reviews
What if Nicky had confided in Red at the start of season 3? This story follows Red and Nicky as they discover and learn to embrace the unique and healing dynamics of their mother/daughter relationship. Sometimes you can start over and allow yourself to be re-loved the way you always should have been. With Gloria, Healy, Alex, Piper, Lorna, and Boo. ***Now Complete***
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,399 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/20 - Galina R./Red, Nicky N., Gloria M. - Complete
A Day in The Life by Johanna-002 reviews
AU. Challenge by Icedragon3643: Write a fic that includes the fitness gram pacer test, a cat named Waffles, and a twinkie.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23 - Alex V., Galina R./Red, Nicky N., Gloria M. - Complete
All You Need Is Love (CL Fic) by AliceSloane13 reviews
"So, uh, here's the thing. I'm gonna get clean." Finally, Nicky and Red sit down and have a talk about everything that's happened. [This is a Crossing Lines fic.]
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/19 - Galina R./Red, Nicky N. - Complete
New Romantics by NightsLightss reviews
a collection of one shots based on various AU's from around the internet.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 172,499 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Alex V., Piper C.]
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When I Sing, You Sing Harmonies
Megan attends her first meeting at the local queer youth group, and befriends a girl named Graham. Prequel to Am I Pretty? (/s/12660158/1/Am-I-Pretty)
But I'm a Cheerleader - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Published: 11/1 - [Graham, Megan] - Complete
Am I Pretty?
Trans! Megan and Graham have a cute happy night in, and Megan takes an important personal step in her transition.
But I'm a Cheerleader - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Published: 9/20 - [Megan, Graham] - Complete
Help! My Wife reviews
Send in a number and a pairing, of your choice. Explanation/instructions inside, since I don't have enough room here.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 8/1
Note reviews
Hey, just an announcement for folks who read my fics.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/10 - Complete
Children of the Revoltion reviews
17-year-old Alex Vause meets Nicky Nichols, when the latter throws a bowling bowl into her new neighbor's backyard.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 12/1/2016 - [Alex V., Nicky N.] Galina R./Red
You Can See the Whole World reviews
Moments in Blackavar's life in Efrafa, and after.
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18 - Hazel, Clover, Hyzenthlay, Strawberry - Complete
Supportive Care reviews
Nicky gets a kidney stone, and Red takes care of her. (Post-prison AU sick-fic)
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29 - Galina R./Red, Nicky N.
Between the Punch and the Pain that Comes reviews
Nicky and Lorna contemplate their current relationships. (Season 5, canon divergence)
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27 - [Lorna M., Nicky N.] Galina R./Red - Complete
That Kind of Party reviews
Alex invites her friend Nicky to have dinner with her and her wife. (Inspired by that scene in Hannibal. You know the one.)
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22 - [Alex V., Piper C.] Nicky N. - Complete
Hope For The Future reviews
Lorna has an important announcement for Nicky. (Fix-It for 'Flaming Hot Cheetos, Literally', set in the New Emotions series)
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 6/17 - [Nicky N., Lorna M.]
That's What Family's For reviews
When Mason tries to kill Morgan, Margot snaps and kills him. However, consequentially, she's sent to Litchfield Prison. However, as friendly as her new bunkie, Nicky, seems to be, Margot can't help her distrustful nature. Is Margot right to not trust Nicky? Will they get out? Will they become friends? Will they become more? I mean, maybe, but you might as well read their journey.
Crossover - Hannibal & Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19 - [Margot V., Nicky N.] Will G., Galina R./Red
New Emotions reviews
'I Wasn't Ready' set in the New Emotions series. OITNB Omegaverse AU, sometimes with canon divergence.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17 - [Alex V., Piper C.] [Nicky N., Lorna M.] - Complete
Handsome Girl reviews
Red finds out that Nicky's dealing with much more than she lets on, and is determined to help however she can. (Formerly: Room for Error, Margin for Error)
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 6/12 - Galina R./Red, Nicky N. - Complete
You Do(n't) Have the Balls to be a Queer reviews
Lorna is afraid and Nicky is fed-up.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11 - [Nicky N., Lorna M.] - Complete
Call of the Service Dog reviews
Nicky gets a service dog.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9 - [Nicky N., Lorna M.] Galina R./Red - Complete
Confessions of a New Lesbian: The Nail Salon
"Would you be against having short nails?" Megan's face contorts into a thoughtful expression. "Is this about sex, and what I wrote in the journal?" Graham's smile turns sheepish. "Maybe a little."
But I'm a Cheerleader - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29 - [Megan, Graham] - Complete
So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Gay reviews
Fiver never thought he would be kicked out and disowned by his parents. He also never thought that he'd move in with his older brother, and his brother's datemates. But life is strange, and they all have their own demons to face, all the while dealing with college. It's complicated. But so are they.
Watership Down - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 5/14 - [Bigwig, Hyzenthlay, Hazel] Fiver
Dandelions reviews
Maybe she'll tell Alex how she feels, one of these days. Yeah, right.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20 - [Alex V., Nicky N.] Piper C., Lorna M. - Complete
True Trans Soul Rebel reviews
Trans drabbles for my fav fandoms.
Crossover - But I'm a Cheerleader & Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/11 - [Graham, Megan] Nicky N. - Complete
Cute-Cumber reviews
Nicky is angry. Red helps.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/1 - [Nicky N., Galina R./Red] - Complete
Girls Like Girls reviews
But I'm a Cheerleader one-shot series. Mostly AU. Very gay. Occasionally explicit. Read the warnings.
But I'm a Cheerleader - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/23 - [Megan, Graham]
Pretend I Didn't Tear Your World Apart reviews
After getting back from MAX, Nicky struggles with her reality. Cross-published on Archive of Our Own. Warnings before each chapter
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 11/26/2016 - [Nicky N., Lorna M.] Alex V., Galina R./Red - Complete
Dog Teeth
Ginger ruins everything she touches, and destroys anyone she loves. Unfortunately, the person she loves is Brigitte.
Ginger Snaps - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Published: 2/13 - [Brigitte F./B, Ginger F./Ginge] - Complete
Re-opening Scars
Amber gets a personal head surgeon. However, she soon realizes that there's more to this surgeon than she thinks. American Mary/Repo crossover.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Published: 1/30 - Graverobber, Nathan, Rotti, Amber Sweet - Complete
The Life of a Queen reviews
Asbel helps NausicaƤ clear her head.
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23 - Complete
The Gay Cousin reviews
Nicky invites her cousins over for Christmas.
Crossover - But I'm a Cheerleader & Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11 - [Graham, Megan] Galina R./Red, Nicky N. - Complete
You Are the Coffin
Snippets of Ginger and Brigitte's relationship pre-movie, during the movie, and post-movie.
Ginger Snaps - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Published: 1/6 - [Brigitte F./B, Ginger F./Ginge] - Complete
A Way Out of Dark Places reviews
Hannibal adopts a young Margot Verger.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5 - [Hannibal L., Will G., Bedelia D.] Margot V. - Complete
Filthy reviews
Stella and Piper meet up in the prison showers.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2 - [Stella C., Piper C.] Alex V. - Complete
The Wrath of the Lamb reviews
Little lamb Will meets Hannibal, the Wolf King of the Mountains.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2016 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] Abigail H. - Complete
Margot Drabbles
Drabbles centering on Margot Verger. Some will be canon-verse, some will be AU. Please read the warnings before each chapter, because this story contains dark and possibly triggering material.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,698 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Alana B., Mason V., Margot V.
Not Like Most Girls
Mary isn't like most girls. And maybe that can be a good thing. (Or the aro/ace Mary fic that I've been longing for). American Mary fic. Please read the warnings in the author's note.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Complete
Become the Beast
Brigitte meets the Big Bad Wolf. But there's something awfully familiar about her...
Crossover - Ginger Snaps & Little Red Riding Hood - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Published: 12/21/2016 - [Brigitte F./B, Ginger F./Ginge] Ghost - Complete