NrdyGrlOfStarTrek
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Joined 05-20-13, id: 4736621, Profile Updated: 12-30-13
Author has written 2 stories for Star Trek: 2009.

Well, hi there. I have no clue what you people want to know, so here's a few basic things about moi.

Gender: I has boobies.

Age: Hmm, I'm doing the high school shuffle at the moment. That's all you have to know.

Location: That little town near the main Ben & Jerry's factory.

OTP(s): Scotty/Uhura, Sulu/Chekov, Kirk/Spock (but I also like Spock/Chapel, Kirk/Marcus, Kirk/McCoy and the occasional McSpirk)

TV Shows: Lately my favorites have been Almost Human, Sherlock, Black Butler, and Supernatural.

Pets: Oh how I want a dog! Alas, my parents refuse.

Job: Sitting on my butt and writing stories for you people. I want to be a musician or a journalist/reporter when I get out of college.

Instruments: Trumpet, piano, ukulele, trombone, djembe, dun dun, guitar, and fife. That's right b*tches, I play the fife.

Favorite Book(s): Jurassic Park is without a question my favorite book. I love anything by Michael Crichton, too. I also liked Gone With the Wind, David Copperfield (the book, not the magician), and To Kill a Mockingbird.

Favorite Movies: RED, Star Trek: 2009, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ghostbusters, Die Hard (except for four and five), Argo, Kindergarten Cop, Point Break (this is actually a terrible movie but that's why I love it), Shaun of the Dead, Hott Fuzz, Jurassic Park, Forbidden Planet, A Few Good Men, and a crapton more.

Favorite Bands/Singers: Aerosmith, Blue Oyster Cult, Pink Floyd, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, The Rolling Stones, Imagine Dragons, OneRepublic, Neon Trees, Rush, The Police, Queen, Sting, and a ton more.

Language(s): Let's see, my native language is English, but I speak conversational French. I also know a little Swahili, Polish, and Russian. I can swear quite colorfully in German and tell someone to kiss my butt in Hebrew (except, not that nicely).

Something Cool About Me/My Family: My uncle is a screenplay writer and he used to go to temple with (drum roll please) Leonard Nimoy. That's right, my uncle went to temple with Mr. Spock. He also knew Gene Roddenberry personally and was actually pretty good friends with him.

Something Strange About Me/My Family: My brother is an aspiring actor and he was walking home in Hollywood one night and was "hit" (I use that term lightly) by a porn star's limousine.

Beta: I edit for the wonderful MusicalNinja15 and I am currently in desperate need of a beta.

That's about it. If anyone wants to know something I didn't put up there, or if they just want to talk, feel free to shoot me a message; I'll do my best to answer.


Favorite Quotes:

Sheldon: You know, in difficult times like this, I often turn to a force stronger than myself.
Amy: Religion?
Sheldon: Star Trek (The Big Bang Theory)

"Half of writing history is hiding the truth."- Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly

Ian Malcolm: . . . the history of evolution is that life escapes all barriers. Life breaks free. Life expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But life finds a way. (Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton)

"Jim, you don't rob a bank when your get-away car has a flat tire."- Doctor Leonard "Bones" Horatio McCoy, Star Trek Into Darkness

"The notion of transwarp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet whilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse." - Montgomery Scott, Star Trek: 2009

Scotty: It's like jumping from a moving car, off a bridge and into a shot glass.
Kirk: Don't worry, I've done it before.

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Don't I know you? by Tishbing reviews
James Kirk has met Dr. McCoy before. She even has a permanent little reminder from their time together fifteen months ago in Seattle. She had just wanted to have a nice vacation and he was on a medical conference. They never expected to see each other again and never even exchanged names. Now Jim isn't sure what to do as her life in Starfleet is set to begin. AU FemKirk/McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,510 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Tales of a Security Chief, Vol III by bookdragon01 reviews
Due to characters that won't stop telling stories in my head, Vol III: continuing stories of Security Chief Sam Giotto, a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings his captain included. A series of largely unrelated one-shots about his experiences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,946 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010
Talk Algebra To Me by Hardwood Studios reviews
In which Jim seduces Spock with math.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/4/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Chains by twice the rogue reviews
Dark fic. Spock/Uhura fic, a teenage Spock accompanies his father on a diplomatic mission and is given a beautiful volatile slave girl.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,241 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Long List of Dammit Jim by The Tempestuous Muse reviews
Life on the Enterprise as viewed by it's CMO. All the insanity, all the shenanigans, and everything that has ever, or will ever, make him break out in one of his trademark phrases.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones
Accidentally on Purpose by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Modern day AU. Kirk and McCoy are Iowa City police officers, partnered together and working the 3PM to 11 PM patrol. As a duo, there will inevitably be ups and downs. But the downs? They won't always be comical like this. Rating is for language only.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,545 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
Tales of a Security Chief, Vol II by bookdragon01 reviews
Due to characters that won't stop appearing in my head, Vol. II: continuing stories of Security Chief Cmdr. Sam Giotto, a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings his captain included . A series of largely unrelated shorts about his experiences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,483 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Tales of a Security Chief by bookdragon01 reviews
Security Chief Cmdr. Sam Giotto is a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings,his captain included. Because so many people liked "Rule Three", this is a series of largely unrelated shorts about his experiences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,029 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
DEbriefing by Volitan reviews
Scotty can't report to his post during a simulation on the USS Enterprise, and ends up down in Sick Bay.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
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The Illogical, Alphabetical Adventures of the Starship Enterprise reviews
Trouble can come in any shape, form, or size from A to Z, and for some reason, the Enterprise always seems to find it. Drabbles centered around life aboard the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,133 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
Four Times Bones Insulted Jim reviews
And one time he was too happy to. We all know Jim's an idiot, and Bones can't help but reiterate that fact. Except for one time, when he's too grateful to Jim to do anything but thank him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete