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Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Merlin, Ingo, Chronicles of Narnia, Hunger Games, and Bend it Like Beckham.

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The Roadtrip by myramcqueen reviews
Sequel to 'These Children That You Spit On.' It's the summer after graduation for the five friends, and some unexpected news for Allison sends them all on an adventure before college starts. AllisonAndy ClaireBender Brian
Breakfast Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,988 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Allison R., Andrew C., Claire S., John B.
The Stupidity of Camelot by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
funny little moments where someone is bound to be stupid somehow. Chapter 187: Merlin has to tell Arthur some uncomfortable truths about their love life...like it doesn't exist
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 187 - Words: 187,232 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Project Carrot by Thalia Marie Grace reviews
There were four people—me, Morgenstern, Simon, and Isabelle. Simon and Isabelle are paired together. Clary must be thinking what I am, because she snarls a very loud, "No!" at Graymark. Graymark smiles sheepishly at her. Oh, boy. Here we go. "Last partners: Jace Lightwood and Clary Morgenstern." [AU/AH. Companion to Project Marriage.]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,902 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Project Marriage by Thalia Marie Grace reviews
There are only twenty-two people in this class, and only two people who haven't been given partners yet for Project Marriage. "No!" I snap, glaring at Luke with everything I have. He smiles sheepishly at me. I'm going to kill him. And then myself. And then dig myself up from my own grave and kill him again. "Last partners: Jace Lightwood and Clary Morgenstern." [AU/AH.]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,670 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
These Children That You Spit On by myramcqueen reviews
A Monday morning and beyond thing. The kids try to keep the promises they made in detention, but trouble lies ahead. AllisonAndy/ JohnClaire
Breakfast Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,742 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Andrew C., Allison R. - Complete
Never Go Back by SapphireOceans reviews
Over three hundred miles away from her past, Sapphire Trewhella has started life over. She's got a great job, new friends and the perfect fiancé. But when a family member is involved in a car accident, she has to return to Senara and face her demons; demons such as memories of a green-eyed mer boy which refuse to fade away...
Ingo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Sapphire T., Connor T., Faro, Mellina
Star-Crossed by Love Me Some Walking reviews
Two high schools, both alike in dignity; Three boys whose hearts are splitting at the seams. A tale of rage and love and rivalry; of teenage lust and stormy, star-crossed dreams.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014
It's All a Matter of Leverage by battlemaiden518 reviews
To stop a terrorist known as Pendragon, the government takes his younger brother Colin Morgan (Merlin) hostage as leverage. Inspired by season 3 of the show 24. Modern AU. No slash. Warnings: Mentions of past self-harm and child abuse.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,947 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Uther
Once Upon A Time in Disneyland ºøº by scarletphlame reviews
Once upon a time, Emma had the "brilliant" idea to take the entire extended family on a family vacation to Disneyland... CRACK!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 78 - Words: 87,903 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
Awkward Moments by Astiza reviews
Returned for Series 5. Updates on Saturday after the episode airs in the UK and at random intervals during the week. Please remember to follow the format; it helps me out a lot. Submissions will be screened and not all may be published. Submissions should pertain to the episode.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 84 - Words: 72,818 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Every Bollywood Film Ever Made! by jennifer snape reviews
Short Spoof! Starring Sue and Steve Wimalarathkaryjayarachchigeparathanalopakaweera and their family of four thousand, wedding plans, and family feuds!
Bollywood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
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Edmund- Last (sane) Man Standing reviews
When you're surrounded by 3 mad siblings, a bratty cousin, a country ruled by a lion and a guy with a fake Spanish accent, there's always something to make Edmund feel like the last sane person on earth. Funny sketches and parodies of canonical scenes, starring Edmund. Set in movie-verse, LWW, PC and VotD. Lots of crack and silliness, please R&R!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013
Senior Retreat reviews
It's senior retreat time at Capitol Prep, and everything should be all fun and games. However, when you take friendship, rivalry, love, and a little craziness and throw them all together, madness inevitably ensues. High School AU. Multiple POVs. All usual pairings.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 10/4/2015
A Whole New Ballgame reviews
Jess is coming back to London for Christmas break, and she and Joe are going to be together again after 4 months. It won't be a smooth reunion however, because there's still the matter of tackling Jess's parents... Can their relationship survive the Punjabis? And just how madcap will things get with the Bhamras involved? Please R&R!
Bend it Like Beckham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015
Myrgh Kerenza reviews
Kerenza loves stories from Cornwall, where her parents grew up. She loves her Aunt Sapphire, and is excited about visiting her in Cornwall for the first time. But one night she sees something she shouldn't have, and when she meets a strange boy who pulls her further into the strange world she's stumbled onto, she soon finds out her family's past may be back to haunt her...
Ingo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sapphire T., Connor T., Faro
Annie's Story reviews
Annie Cresta has never believed anything out of the ordinary can happen to her- she knows how every mundane detail of her life is supposed to work. So when she is reaped for the 70th Annual Hunger Games, she is thrown into a sinister new world full of any manner of dangers- and Finnick Odair. This is Annie's story: her games, her rebellion, her love. (Longfic, from pre HG to MJ.)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Finnick O., Annie C.
Dear Dragony Aunt reviews
After Kilgarrah has his ability to give advice questioned by an irritated young Warlock, he sets out to prove himself... By becoming an agony aunt for "The Camelot Herald!" With all the drama in the lives of our favourite characters, he's up to his wings in advice... New character each update, R&R! Chapter 12 now up! Please review, and tell me who you want to see write in next!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah
Once Upon a Time of Magic reviews
When our favourite characters are sucked into a book of fairytales, they find themselves living some of the best known stories of all time. With Fairy God Merlins and other such weirdness running round, story time wil never be the same again... It's fairytales. Merlin-ified. Utter Madness, please R&R!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius
The Chronicles of Boredom-Busting reviews
When Sarah and Emily are bored, and get onto to the wrong train at a School Trip, they don't expect to find themselves transported to another world, controlled entirely by Emily's magic book. They journey through great works of fiction, but with two cranky 13-year-olds, it's bound to be hilarious! Includes HP, Narnia, LotR, and many more. My first fic, so R&R!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Complete