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Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Merlin, Ingo, Chronicles of Narnia, and Hunger Games.

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Hello there my dear fangirls/ fanboys/ lost internet users

I'm a sarcastic British fangirl who loves history, English, reading, Latin, movies and fantasy/adventure as well as humour. My favourite subjects are History, English and Classics. I want to be a classical archaeologist and fiction writer when I grow up! My favourite music: Coldplay, Imagine Dragons, The Script, Snow Patrol, Hurts, Of Monsters and Men, Bastille, Ed Sheeran, The 1974 and the Arctic Monkeys. London is my favourite city, tennis is my favourite sport and the only one I can even remotely play, and I can be very, very... odd.

Some of my fandoms are Harry Potter (I'm a Ravenclaw), Narnia (Edmund is THE MAN), Pirates of the Caribbean, Percy Jackson (Daughter of Athena), Merlin (MerThur Bromance!), Sherlock, Downton Abbey, Lord of the Rings (I'm an Elf), The Avengers, Disney, Inkheart Series, and so on. Oh yeah, and my favourite movie of all time (because HP and PJO and LOTR etc. are 'franchises' not just movies) is THE LION KING. Yep.

Stories I'm working on:

Dear Dragony Aunt

Edmund: Last (sane) Man Standing

Myrgh Kerenza

Once Upon a Time of Magic

Stories I'm planning:

Prophecy: A Roctavian Epic

Ten fictional characters I want to meet:

1) Merlin

2) Arthur Pendragon

3) Nico di Angelo

4) Gwaine

5) Jack Sparrow

6) Edmund Pevensie

7) Sherlock Holmes (Benny Cumberbatch version!)

8) Hermione Granger

9) Gandalf

10) Elinor Lordean

Now I am going to answer some random questions about these, should be fun:) Borrowed from Linnea.E's profile, though I may make up a few on my ownsome!

4 and 8 had a thumb wrestling match. Of the two, which would arise victorious?

Hmm, Gwaine and Hermione... Now Gwaine being the personification of stregnth, I'd feel inclined to say him, but Hermione being a witch who has moments of complete epic toughness and is probably smart enough to use Gwaine's cockiness against him, I'd have to go with her!

There is an air guitar contest. Which character would dominate with over-the-top moves and relentless energy?

Ooh, now this is tight one between Gwaine and Jack Sparrow, but I'd have to say Gwaine, at least when sober. If they'd been at the ale and the rum respectively, I really can't say...

What if the characters were cavemen? Which would have invented the wheel?

Now that would have to be between Edmund and Hermione... Gonna have to go with Ed, because he seems to have more of a practical, on-the-spot-thinking kind of knowledge, and anyway, Hermione could just use her magic!

It is a blustery, snowy day. Which character would most likely brush the snow off the boss's car, hoping to win brownie points?

Oh, Merlin, definitely. Not so much because of brownie points, but because Arthur would force him!

Everyone is competing in the Summer Olympics. Which would take the gold in the high jump events?

Arthur, probably, seeing as he's the most athletic of the lot.

What if they were precious metals? Which would be platinum?

Gandalf- beard says it all.

Each of the characters have purchased a brand new computer. Which would call everyone else needing an explanation on how to use it?

Probably Elinor- she's so wrapped up in books and antiques etc. that I can't imagine her being any more tech-savvy than I am (which is really not a lot).

You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?

Well, the though of Arthur randomly attacking me is a bit OOC, but assuming this did happen, I reckon Hermione would stun him, than treat him to a couple of curses and hexes, then douse him in pepper spray, then punch him, knocking him out for good measure. She's a good friend, that one.

What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?

Wait... WHAT?! I don't have a freaking clue! The worlds's most messed up baby shower?

6 and 10 go to a strip club. What happens?

Edmund and Elinor go to a strip club... a 15-year-old boy and an elderly woman go to a strip club... I'm pretty certain that Ed would create a distraction and they'd both leg it...

7 and 3 are kissing when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?

Umm... If Sherlock's kissing Nico, I'm pretty certain that's illegal, but Gwaine would probably shrug, and leave Sherlock his number...

10 falls in love with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?

What happens is that the RSPCC quickly get Nico AWAY, and Elinor and Merlin both get locked up for pure... wrongness.

4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?

HELL NO! We all know he'd be drink-driving.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Edmund would, like everyone else, be a little afraid of Sherlock thanks to his uncanny deduction skills.

2 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?

Why the heck are Arthur and Jack getting married??? Gandalf intervenes because he's sane, clearly...

Give a title of a romance movie about 3 and 1.

Black Magic. (But eeewww).

Which of the characters are the mightiest?

Hmm, I'd have to go with Merlin, being born of magic and whatnot.

If 5, 7 and 9 were going to be in a tv-quiz who would win?

Oh, Sherlock, obviously!

If all the characters would have to pair up in teams of two, what pairs would it be?

Hmm.. Merlin and Arthur, clearly, maybe Nico and Edmund, since they're of similar ages and personalities, Gwaine and Jack Sparrow, duh, Hermione and Elinor, because they're a pair of book-mad, feisty females, and Sherlock and Gandalf, because that's just... yes.

Okaaaaaaay... so that was weird.

I hope you enjoy my stories!

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The Roadtrip by myramcqueen reviews
Sequel to 'These Children That You Spit On.' It's the summer after graduation for the five friends, and some unexpected news for Allison sends them all on an adventure before college starts. AllisonAndy ClaireBender Brian
Breakfast Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,279 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Allison R., Andrew C., Claire S., John B.
A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 189,660 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Project Carrot by Thalia Marie Grace reviews
There were four people—me, Morgenstern, Simon, and Isabelle. Simon and Isabelle are paired together. Clary must be thinking what I am, because she snarls a very loud, "No!" at Graymark. Graymark smiles sheepishly at her. Oh, boy. Here we go. "Last partners: Jace Lightwood and Clary Morgenstern." [AU/AH. Companion to Project Marriage.]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,713 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Stupidity of Camelot by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
funny little moments where someone is bound to be stupid somehow. Chapter 183: Atlantis and Merlin meet
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 183 - Words: 180,013 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
These Children That You Spit On by myramcqueen reviews
A Monday morning and beyond thing. The kids try to keep the promises they made in detention, but trouble lies ahead. AllisonAndy/ JohnClaire
Breakfast Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,750 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Andrew C., Allison R. - Complete
Project Marriage by Thalia Marie Grace reviews
There are only twenty-two people in this class, and only two people who haven't been given partners yet for Project Marriage. "No!" I snap, glaring at Luke with everything I have. He smiles sheepishly at me. I'm going to kill him. And then myself. And then dig myself up from my own grave and kill him again. "Last partners: Jace Lightwood and Clary Morgenstern." [AU/AH.]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,846 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Never Go Back by SapphireOceans reviews
Over three hundred miles away from her past, Sapphire Trewhella has started life over. She's got a great job, new friends and the perfect fiancé. But when a family member is involved in a car accident, she has to return to Senara and face her demons; demons such as memories of a green-eyed mer boy which refuse to fade away...
Ingo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Sapphire T., Connor T., Faro, Mellina
Star-Crossed by Love Me Some Walking reviews
Two high schools, both alike in dignity; Three boys whose hearts are splitting at the seams. A tale of rage and love and rivalry; of teenage lust and stormy, star-crossed dreams.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014
It's All a Matter of Leverage by battlemaiden518 reviews
To stop a terrorist known as Pendragon, the government takes his younger brother Colin Morgan (Merlin) hostage as leverage. Inspired by season 3 of the show 24. Modern AU. No slash. Warnings: Mentions of past self-harm and child abuse.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,947 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Uther
Once Upon A Time in Disneyland ºøº by scarletphlame reviews
Once upon a time, Emma had the "brilliant" idea to take the entire extended family (Gold, Belle, Snow, Charming, Cora, Regina, Henry, Emma, Neal, and Hook) on a family vacation to California's Disneyland and California Adventure Park... this can't end well. All your favorite ships, including Rumbelle, Snowing, HookedQueen, and Swanfire. (I own nothing.) Hosts: Regina and Emma
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 78 - Words: 88,058 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3484 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
Awkward Moments by Astiza reviews
Returned for Series 5. Updates on Saturday after the episode airs in the UK and at random intervals during the week. Please remember to follow the format; it helps me out a lot. Submissions will be screened and not all may be published. Submissions should pertain to the episode.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 84 - Words: 72,818 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Every Bollywood Film Ever Made! by jennifer snape reviews
Short Spoof! Starring Sue and Steve Wimalarathkaryjayarachchigeparathanalopakaweera and their family of four thousand, wedding plans, and family feuds!
Bollywood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
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Edmund- Last (sane) Man Standing reviews
When you're surrounded by 3 mad siblings, a bratty cousin, a country ruled by a lion and a guy with a fake Spanish accent, there's always something to make Edmund feel like the last sane person on earth. Funny sketches and parodies of canonical scenes, starring Edmund. Set in movie-verse, LWW, PC and VotD. Lots of crack and silliness, please R&R!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,772 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013
Myrgh Kerenza reviews
Kerenza loves stories from Cornwall, where her parents grew up. She loves her Aunt Sapphire, and is excited about visiting her in Cornwall for the first time. But one night she sees something she shouldn't have, and when she meets a strange boy who pulls her further into the strange world she's stumbled onto, she soon finds out her family's past may be back to haunt her...
Ingo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,239 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sapphire T., Connor T., Faro
Annie's Story reviews
Annie Cresta has never believed anything out of the ordinary can happen to her- she knows how every mundane detail of her life is supposed to work. So when she is reaped for the 70th Annual Hunger Games, she is thrown into a sinister new world full of any manner of dangers- and Finnick Odair. This is Annie's story: her games, her rebellion, her love. (Longfic, from pre HG to MJ.)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Finnick O., Annie C.
Dear Dragony Aunt reviews
After Kilgarrah has his ability to give advice questioned by an irritated young Warlock, he sets out to prove himself... By becoming an agony aunt for "The Camelot Herald!" With all the drama in the lives of our favourite characters, he's up to his wings in advice... New character each update, R&R! Chapter 12 now up! Please review, and tell me who you want to see write in next!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah
Once Upon a Time of Magic reviews
When our favourite characters are sucked into a book of fairytales, they find themselves living some of the best known stories of all time. With Fairy God Merlins and other such weirdness running round, story time wil never be the same again... It's fairytales. Merlin-ified. Utter Madness, please R&R!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius
The Chronicles of Boredom-Busting reviews
When Sarah and Emily are bored, and get onto to the wrong train at a School Trip, they don't expect to find themselves transported to another world, controlled entirely by Emily's magic book. They journey through great works of fiction, but with two cranky 13-year-olds, it's bound to be hilarious! Includes HP, Narnia, LotR, and many more. My first fic, so R&R!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Complete