Author has written 2 stories for Plague Inc., and Pokémon.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the
pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are such a
loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah
blah blah, copy this
into your profile' things, copy this into your profile
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these copy this into
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I, like,
I, like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your
If a lot of people think you hate them, when you just treat them
treat everyone else who you couldn't give a damn about, copy and paste this to
If you enjoy copying and pasting these
copy and paste thingys, copy and paste
this onto your profile
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around
find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up,
copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like rollercoasters paste this.
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool
to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that
would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where
I like cheese.
If two gooses are
geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots
are feet, why
aren't two footballs feetball? If two mouses are mice and two
louses are lice,
then why aren't two houses hice? Chocolate tastes good.
People call me crazy,
but I'm just random!
One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a
guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't
you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious
lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my
but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing.
His name was
Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with
me.HELP THE GIANATORS ACHIEVE THEIR GOAL OF PUTTING A NEW WORD IN THE
Embarry(adj & abbreiv) - Super embarrassed
If you think
'embarry' should be in the dictionary by 2020, copy and paste
this to your profile.
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos!
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's"just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread
Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't
this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough
Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds
off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because?...)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if
someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask
the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and
add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the
C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom,
BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen
Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna
hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26,
Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra,
Shorty and KG Inc.,
AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39,
7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora
Rhaksha Caden, Don't Shoot the Puppy,
PinkPearlWings07, ERB000, Samsonkeezo
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."
"My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a known fact that I was born and that is all that is necessary."
I wish there was a pen with the copy'n'paste function. Copy and paste if you agree!
If you're like me and LOVE good quotes, copy and paste this link to your profile, then take a look! - /quotes