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Joined 05-20-13, id: 4736914, Profile Updated: 05-21-13
Author has written 2 stories for Plague Inc., and Pokémon.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the
color
pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a
loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah
blah blah, copy this
into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these copy this into
your
profile!!

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I, like,
can't believe,
I, like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your
profile.

If a lot of people think you hate them, when you just treat them
like you
treat everyone else who you couldn't give a damn about, copy and paste this to
your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these
copy and paste thingys, copy and paste
this onto your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around
to
find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up,
copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like rollercoasters paste this.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool
to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that
would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where
he belongs.

I like cheese.

If two gooses are
geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots
are feet, why
aren't two footballs feetball? If two mouses are mice and two
louses are lice,
then why aren't two houses hice? Chocolate tastes good.
People call me crazy,
but I'm just random!

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a
great
guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't
you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious
band of
lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my
disposal,
but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing.
His name was
Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with
me.HELP THE GIANATORS ACHIEVE THEIR GOAL OF PUTTING A NEW WORD IN THE
DICTIONARY

Embarry(adj & abbreiv) - Super embarrassed
If you think
'embarry' should be in the dictionary by 2020, copy and paste
this to your profile.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's"just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread
Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't
this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough
Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds
off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because?...)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if
someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask
the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and
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Shorty and KG Inc.,
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7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora
Rhaksha Caden, Don't Shoot the Puppy,
PinkPearlWings07, ERB000, Samsonkeezo

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."

"My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a known fact that I was born and that is all that is necessary."

I wish there was a pen with the copy'n'paste function. Copy and paste if you agree!

If you're like me and LOVE good quotes, copy and paste this link to your profile, then take a look! - /quotes

SAMSONKEEZO

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Shadows by ArtificialImagination reviews
She has heard a whisper say, a curse is on her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,005 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
In the books, Harry's been betrayed by his house so many times it's never a surprise. But what if the Gryffindors got their act together after Harry's first year and start acting like a family again? The result is Lion Unity, where wizards and witches all over the world learn not to mess with Harry and his huge family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 245,416 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/23/2012
Lily's Secret by Jelly340 reviews
Abandoned by his friends after his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry has to figure out how to survive on his own. Whether it's learning new spells, or finding out why he suddenly has fangs, Harry in in for another rough year. Father Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort
Harry Potter, Gaming Wizard Extraordinair by Dreetje reviews
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you the powers of a game character, you become the best character you can possibly be. Harry Potter wasn't just a Wizard. No, he was much more than that. With his powers, he'll become the strongest and kick the Dark Tosser's ass while doing so. Watch out world, Harry Potter is a new man and he's not to be messed with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,700 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/19 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Hermione G., Neville L.
Dark Cloud on the Horizon by MK-ONE reviews
Harry is pissed off and had enough after the events of Sirius' demise at the end of Harry's fifth year. Gritty and nasty, take no prisoners -Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 12/29/2014
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,239 - Reviews: 6724 - Favs: 9,245 - Follows: 12,275 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Harry Potter And The Elemental's Power by Raul Fictitious reviews
A story about Harry in Slytherin house wielding the elder wand and the powers of an elemental. Features annoying Weasley's, an OFC, a flawed but good Dumbledore, an indifferent Snape and lots and lots of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 410,320 - Reviews: 3845 - Favs: 4,743 - Follows: 4,296 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,032 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter, The Jedi That Would Not Die by TheGuardianOfLight reviews
Three Jedi come to Earth on an exploration mission and accidentally land on the Hogwarts front lawn. What happens when some of our favourite students encounter the wonders and terrors of the galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 279,377 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future. Updated on weekends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 267,060 - Reviews: 3245 - Favs: 4,667 - Follows: 5,151 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
I, Alone by EJ Daniels reviews
Can a child, raised to believe that he is worth little more than the dirt he sleeps upon, find the courage to rise up and face his destiny or will the weight of the entire Wizarding world that rests upon his small shoulder be the final straw that breaks him? (This is a seriously abused Harry - forget canon Harry! Abuse is not overcome in a few months time)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 248,988 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Emotional Bonds by Creation of Hell reviews
A little family tries to survive in the zombie apocalypse. But then only the little kid is left after her parents were killed. How can a five year old survive in such a cruel world? Not without some unexcepted help that's for sure. No pairings.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,610 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Hunter, OC
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Days later he awakens, magic flaring uncontrollably, his soul seemingly still in one piece. But is it? With no understanding of what has happened to him, what else can he do but keep moving forwards, forced by a fate he never wanted, fighting for a life he never got to live. And fight he will.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 399,584 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 4,636 - Follows: 5,450 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,663 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,234 - Reviews: 4147 - Favs: 4,368 - Follows: 4,393 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Glorious Chaos by Undercover Operative reviews
BEING RE-WRITTEN. When Harry's name is pulled from the Goblet of Fire it catches the attention of an ancient Goddess who refuses to allow her only Son to be abused by the Wizards any longer. Armed with unspeakable power Harry takes on the Tournament with not only his Mother's powers but his Olympian Father's powers as well as he strives to cause sweet GLORIOUS chaos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,745 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 3,068 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Harry P.
Emerald Eyes, Silver Tongue by ExaltedChaos reviews
Harriet Potter wanted two things in life; to escape from the Dursley's, and to make her mark on the world. When she is brought back into the world of Magic, it is that second desire that would change everything. Fem!Harry, Slytherin!Harry. Rated for occasional language, mature themes, and general future-proofing. Begins 31 July, 1991, planned to run through all seven books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,307 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Daphne G., Tracey D.
This is Where We Stand by LyliLovexxxxx reviews
The Dursley's decided not to keep Harry when his parents die and send him to Gateshead Orphanage. The LeStrange's have a daughter who is sent to the same orphanage when they are sent to prison. The two grow up as best friends, them against the world which becomes a bit of a problem when they go to Hogwarts and both have to join their own worlds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,426 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P.
The Boy Who Lived and the Last Lantern by OhGod OhGod Were All Gonna Die reviews
After facing an ancient enemy too powerful for even their mighty corp, the Green Lanterns are no more. In a desperate gambit to ensure the survival of the power of will, the last guardian entrusts his power to one boy. A boy burdened with a destiny that will shake the very foundation of magic. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Power of Oa"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,367 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P.
Lights Will Guide You Home (And I Promise I Will Burn For You) by rayrae118 reviews
Third in the Promise series. Harry's sixth year. How will Harry and his friends prepare to combat the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,598 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Ginny W., Minerva M. - Complete
Emancipated Minor - Extended (EM-E) by cre8tvdeb reviews
This is a pseudo-sequel to Emancipated Minor. A change in a minor scene leads to a different sequence of events during Harry's 5th year, when he has been facing hardship entirely on his own. He needs the legal right to protect himself from abuse by adults. Follows OOTP, but all events occur 1st term. Mentor/bonding fic. Slightly AU Severus in the beginning/more as the story goes on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,705 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Among The Bodies by BamSaraKilledYou reviews
The military finally came, only they weren't able to save everyone. Pulled away from her group and her chance to be rescued, Zoey has no choice but to head back into the city. The continuing absence of her friends make her realize that not only her sanity is in danger, but her odds of staying alive. But maybe a foolish choice she made in the woods just might come back to get her.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,646 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Hunter, Zoey
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by my-patronus-is-a-computer reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Infection Kills by A Friendly Hunter 2 reviews
Much has passed, many misfortunes have happened. Torture, regret, betrayal. But Hunter is not dead yet, and his friends are not yet safe. So he will struggle to insure their safety. From the infected, and himself. This is the journey of a man, who has survived the infection by becoming the very thing that caused it.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,268 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Hunter - Complete
Black Feathers by Xelac reviews
Just when she thought the adventure was over, GLaDOS finds herself thrust out of her facility and into a world she never knew existed - one containing undocumented species and unusual forces of nature called "magic". To study this world scientifically, she must first learn to control it, and find a way into a sealed-off lab hidden somewhere in her facility.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,090 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 4,764 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Click Click Boom by PiptheSnake reviews
Harry is beginning to notice the manipulation of the Light. His reality is being changed, and he's made some unexpected allies. As the pressure goes up? Harry's breaking. Please be nice; first one-shot. Inspired by 'Click Click Boom' by Saliva. Harry's OOC, Light is BAD, Snape is semi-good. Please read? Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
The Fall of Humanity by Winkie4 reviews
A devastating new virus is rapidly spreading across the world. Dubbed the Green Flu, it ravages the major cities and forces survivors to band together against all odds. Featuring old and brand new characters, The Fall of Humanity seeks to provide an accurate retelling of the events of the Left 4 Dead games, bringing with it the utter collapse of civilization as we know it.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - OC
StormCrown by stevebond1990 reviews
Harry Potter has been missing for over a year, his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire. But the one summoned is not the boy they expected, but a man with an Ancient Power at his command.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Hermione G., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Obsession by Edenian-Princess reviews
She had loved Mortal Kombat. She just didn't think she'd end up in the game itself. Ama Haruki, an outcast in her small Japanese town, enters the Mortal Kombat universe after a child like wish. She not only has to keep herself alive, but she must also protect the characters she obsesses over from Shao Kahn's tyrannical rule. Piece of cake...right? *Mortal Kombat crack-fiction*
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,171 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Scorpion/Hanzo H., Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Smoke
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 4,348 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Elemental Harry by hermyd reviews
Ginny is setting everything on fire, and Harry is calling down storms and throwing lightning out of his hands. How things would change if Harry's power was something different and he had to learn how to use it along with understanding a mysterious bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,793 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Consequences by cwamcd reviews
twin!Harry-ok Cliche never thought I would but-what're ya gonna do? Will be dark Harry and very powerful. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,401 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P.
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 3,510 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
For Whom the Bell Tolls by nefieslab reviews
AU fifth year. After saving Dudley from the dementors, the ministry letter arrives to order his wand snapped. Dumbledore's letter doesn't arrive. Harry/Daphne/Susan. Rating may change. Powerful!Happy!Independant!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,554 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 4,504 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4188 - Favs: 6,070 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
When Hunting Monsters by magicalwrit3r reviews
Sirius leaves Harry a dangerous gift that has many unintended consequences. Harry's summer takes a turn for the worse as he finds himself toeing the line between being the hunter and becoming what he hunts in this struggle not to lose himself to the abyss
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,724 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Elemental Mage by Psychoangel reviews
AU. Takes place right after 5th year. Harry arrives home after seeing his Godfather die, and once he's asleep, things change. !Super Harry Some bashing of different characters HHR Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,199 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Magus Emissarius by ArchMagusNorth reviews
AU Harry Potter is created by Magic itself in the line of Peverell to bring balance on planet Earth. He is Quiet, mistaken to be autistic, but dangerous when needed, and is One of two candidates for "Chosen One" along with his twin sister. Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,193 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Mage and Warrior by Minstrel Knight reviews
Harry is the neglected twin of the BWL. He discovers in the Chamber of Secrets a whole new world of knowledge, power and vision. Inspired, he and his friends seek to bring back the times of the Mage and Warrior. Book 1 of the Blackwolf Trilogy. HG NL DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,451 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Fauna's Fate by nas-iiN reviews
Waking up on his 5th birthday covered in animal tattoos results in Vernon abandoning Harry at an orphanage. Are they simply tattoos? Of course not. An AU tale of a very different life for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,162 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Warrior Mage by Lolly Phoenix reviews
Ok, this is yet another 'Harry has extraordinary powers' story. Hopefully a little different to the others. New characters included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,879 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Mind Magic by boggart returns reviews
Pre HBP. Slightly dark. I'm the same Boggart from Mugglenet Fanfiction The Battle of DoM changed Harry more than he realized. His powers are increasing, but how long can he last, faced with the temptation to abuse it? This is a story about power, insanity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,396 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hidden by eQuasarus reviews
[AU] Harry, once scared and abused, now lives in the Forbidden Forest where he has adapted to life. The wizards want him back, but Harry wants to be a wolf of the forest. [WiP] 'Addictive' - HermioneGreen [Reader]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,106 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P.
Unicorn Child by Felinity reviews
AU What if Voldemort had killed Lily and James Potter but only attacked Harry 3 years later?At the age of 4, after defeating Voldemort, Harry is alone and scared and runs away. He is taken in by a herd of unicorns. Will he ever return to "his kind" again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,509 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Dance of the Warrior by LordDragon73 reviews
Harry Potter understands now what he was born to be. A weapon plain and simple. After another attack and threats made, guilt wells up inside him. He turns almost exclusively to training solo. His friends try to keep close, but Harry is pushing everyone aw
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 95,864 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4262 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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Retaliation
Imagine a world where instead of ordering Pokemon around until one of them gets knocked out, the trainers fight alongside their Pokemon. After a scientist discovers a cure to Pokerus, things change drastically. Pokemon are no longer a means to an end, but an ally and companion. Then again there is always one... This is going to be a slightly darker take on Heartgold and Soulsilver.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Published: 11/3/2014
The Death of the World reviews
The world has been taken over by a disease, the world as we know it now is lost. Fresh air is a past time and Death is just something that people have been waiting for... not something to be scared of.
Plague Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Complete