Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.Let's see, I could tell you all about me, but, then i'd have to kill you.
That is if my bio doesn't bore you to death first, but for the brave, feel free to read on. However I should advise those with serious medical conditions to stop reading HERE. Alright, now that I have succesfully captured everyone's attention let the fun begin...
Name: You can call me Jen.
Age: Like I would really tell you, come on I'm not that stupid! Besides, I don't want my fanfiction to be based on my age. For now let's just say, I'm old enough to realize not everything is as it seems, and too young to really care.
Height: Alright, i'll give this one to you, i'm 5'5.
Eyes: F.Y.I.-They say that the eyes are the portal to ones soul. If this is true then my soul is emerald green with dark to mediun brown highlights.
Hair: Well, that's kind of hard to describe, I guess the best way to put it would be, that I have golden light brown hair. Contradictory, I know, but I guess you could say I have both blonde and brown hair.
Well, I think that's enough about me for the present, for those of you brave souls who are still with me in the land of the living I think that i'll end this bio off with two of my favorite poems by one of my favorite authors, Robert Frost, and some of my favorite quotes.
"When I was just as far as I could walk
"First tell me what it was you thought you heard."
"Having found the flower and driven a bee away,
"I may have thought as much, but not aloud."
"Well, so I came."
2.)THE ROAD NOT TAKEN
(By the way, I strongly reccommend his works, they're terriffic, and i'm not just saying that because he's one of my favorite authors.)
“To feel you must be senseless,
From “First and Last” by Mary Moningrad,
"People, some good, some bad, but in the long run we come out even." - Jan Hittle
"Many an ancient lord's last words have been, 'You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh" - Terry Pratchett
"The guy of your dreams IS out there, he probably just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."--?
"True friends stab you in the front."--?
"Winter is nature's way of saying 'Up yours'"--?
"DO NOT APPROACH DRAGON, for he thinks you are crunchy and good with ketchup."--?
"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing."--?
"You know it's a bad day when you get out of bed and miss the floor"--?
“Some men see things as they are and say why. I see things that never were and say why not?”
“A melancholily! Oh what foul knave
Melissa Moonbrave “Lost to Humanity.”
One SONG can spark a moment
“I won't forget today;
"So, who's the U-Boat Commander?" - Risky Business
"I am handicapped, I'm psychotic!" - Johnny Dangerously
"No, no, great shot. You hit the beach." - Caddyshack
"Looks like ol' Chuck's a wild tom cat on the prowl. Meeooooowwwww..." - Grumpy Old Men
When we were young the future was so bright,
Cold as winter, strong as stone;
“None of us knows what the next change is going to be, what unexpected opportunity is just around the corner, waiting a few months or a few years to change all the tenor of our lives.”
“Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.”
“It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted for the fate waiting them on this earth.”
“It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.”
"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were.
'Hate the sin, but love the sinner?'"
“Those that have love and lost, never really lose, for long after the person we love has passed the love that brought us there remains.”
"Half this game is 90% mental."
"A bank is where they offer you an umbrella in fair wheather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Clause? Claustraphobic!"
“I have lived through the war, and lost much. I know what’s worth the fight, and what is not.
Until next time, Your loveable, and delightfully sarcastic author,