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Joined 10-21-03, id: 474023
Author has written 15 stories for Rugrats/All Grown Up!, and Dragon Ball Z.
Hey I've split up my stories so this is my Rugrats/All grown up pen name. Same stories, same gritty realism (lol) but 2 different names!

X-men/ X-men Evo: www.fanfiction.net/~chronoslide

I'm English(Rugby World Cup winners woo) I'm old enough to drink and drive, but not at the same time obviously.
I'm about 6' 1" with lovely green eyes and a wierd mohawk that curves around my head. Oh and I'm a bloke (shock horror)

You may have guessed I'm a metal head (woo SOAD)
I'm on a year out before uni and have a lot of free time, hence the constant updating.

N/B my stories will end for a few months after March since I'll be in China so to all my fans I apologise. (lol like i have fans)

Annnyway, I'm described as mildy schitzophrenic by most of my friends, which I half like half don't (lol)
I enjoy writing stories/poems/songs, drawing and rocking (I'm very left sided) but i aint enjoying trying to learn chinese, that shit is hard (sorry for swearing, but tough shit)

I'm not a fan of slash/femslash even though i have wrote a femslashish story. BUT if it is a good story I'll read unlike most of these people who will complain just because it says slash in the description without even reading the story, you may have guessed that I don't like those people who just keep saying your sick for bringing up issues that should be addressed.

I'm in an internet cafe in Auckland right now, updating a story 'The Crow : Revenge Feels Good' Because I am THAT nice. lol. 3 weeks from now, 9th April, I'll be home and I'll have a few updates. I've got a note book full of dialogue and ideas in my bag so yay.

Favourite Poem: 'If' by Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you are
losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
And yet make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not become tired by waiting,
Or being lied to and not deal in lies,
Or being hated and don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good nor talk to wise,

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master,
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same,
You can bear to hear the truths you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make traps for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken
And stoop and build them up with worn-out tools,

If you can make one heap of all your winnings,
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss,
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the will which says to them: "Hold On!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
Or walk with Kings and not lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds worth of a distance run
Yours is the World and all that is in it,
And which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

Favourite quotes:

"See I told you I was ill!" - Spike Milligans gravestone

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"" - Ralph Wiggum

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" - Ralph Wiggum

(Pointing at Homer) "Mommy has bosoms like that."
"Yeah, I wish" -Ralph and Chief Wiggum

"Bite my shiny metal ass" - Bender

"I'm so happy he's trying to kill me. I mean Ahhh he's trying to kill me" Fry

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." - Robin Williams

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."
- Rowan Atkinson.

"And was he wild when you took him out of the jungle?"
Rowan Atkinson dressed as a Gorrila "Wild? I was livid!" - Not the 9 O'clock news

"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden." - Eric Morecambe.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." - Groucho Marx

" A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'" - Tommy Cooper
"It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in." - Tommy Cooper

"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'" - Tommy Cooper

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard

"You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants" - Eddie Izzard

"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine." - Spike Milligan

"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic." - Spike Milligan

"So this is China huh?...Ok where is this pub?" My mate James as he came through the arrival gate at Beijing airport

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - George W. "I-didn't-cheat-in-the-elections" Bush

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." George dubya

Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, but tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." - Louis Armstrong.

"Once you're dead you're made for life." - Jimi Hendrix.

"He was a wise man who invented beer." - Plato.

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." Mark Twain

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill

"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed." - Bruce Lee.

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." - Brendan Francis.

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." - Matt Groening.

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one." - Woody Allen.

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women." - Bernard Manning.

Not much else to say, but live fast, die old. Peace :)

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I Want the Truth! by RedGem270 reviews
Now 16, Tommy and the gang face new ordeals that their old baby selves would never have been able to dream up. Tommy is especially having a tough time. There's a possibility that he's adopted & 2 of his best friends are fighting for his heart. COMPLETE
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,766 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Tommy P. - Complete
We Make our Own Choices by CrazyLake42 reviews
Dil and Mark have been going out for three months. Things are going good until something happens, forcing Mark to realize that he is danger to Dil. Will he end it or will he ignore it? This contains slash..(mm pairings)
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,863 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 12/17/2003
Rugrats Midlife: Reunion by ceig13 reviews
With a third of their lifespans gone, the gang goes together again for a reunion. But they get reunited longer than they would think. (TK pairing, finally completed)
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,017 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
Mutants in the NHL by A-Rog reviews
The NHL is having an expansion and mutants are entering the draft, check inside for better summary, Check it out!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004
From enemies to lovers by Strafe reviews
The gang go on vacation to England. For Chuckie, this is one holiday he will always remember. The final chapter is now up!
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,291 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Complete
Gangsta, Gangsta by YamiYumi reviews
Rated PG-13 for later chapters! Tommy decides to follow the wrong crowd, and starts drifting away from the others. Will he be able to figure out who his real friends are in time before it's too late? Or will his new friends get him into deep trouble? TK
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004
Shadowed Darkness by BlackRoseImmortal reviews
When Kimi becomes depressed,Her world turns black..But is there anyone that can help her? Thats the question....
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2004
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Paradise in anarchy reviews
This is the promised prequal to Strengthening their relationship. Lot's of swearing and sexual content. They are teenages after all. FINALLY UPDATED
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,028 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 11/6/2003
One to many colors reviews
Tommy and Kimi are at college, she keeps setting him up with blind dates, but is she trying to cover something up? TK [Chapter 4 now up]
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004
Mallrats reviews
Parody of the Kevin Smith Movie. Tommy and Kimi are having relationship trouble (mainly because of her father)Phil and Rene are having trouble (mainly because of Phil) and it all centres around the local mall
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004
Lost Love reviews
(Ok you may have guessed what's gonna happen because of the title) Tommy and Kimi are madly in love, but an accident splits them up forever. Heartbroken Kimi finds solace in the one thing she has of him left
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2004
Just what I needed reviews
A guy Kimi has had a crush on started going out with another girl. But this shows Kimi she may like someone else. Femslash
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,014 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003
The Crow: Revenge Feels Good reviews
The story of the crow if Tommy was chosen instead of Eric Draven
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 3/3/2004
Are you Tommy Pickles? reviews
Parody of the book "Are you Dave Gorman?" It's a true story that will have you rolling in tears of laughter!
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004
Seeing Angels reviews
I think the first chapter may be really pushing the PG-13 boundry. Tommy and Kimi are married, what more could they want?
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2004
Going pro reviews
Tommy and Kimi are keen skaters. Don't worry if you don't like skating. It's still a TK story
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
Road to Super Saiyan 3 reviews
This is my idea of how Goku became a SSJ3. Fights between Cell and Goku
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Goku, Cell
Always a rival
Sorry to keep doing this to you and not ading to pia or mps, but this is an idea i couldn't get rid of! Tommy and Tai are rivals and fall for the same girl. What could happen? Can't remember if theres swearing so its a pg13
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2004
Days of light and Shadow reviews
This is NOT the sequel I said I would do, I forgot about this story so I'm posting it first. Anyway Tommy and Dil go to China with there parents. What could go wrong?
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 1/21/2004
Maybe Possibly Yes reviews
It's finally here! This is the sequal to StR and PiA! Starts of weak, but it will get better I promise. KT get married, go to college and start a family. hope you all enjoy ;D
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2004
Forced together reviews
This is yet another story I found on my hard drive. Tommy and Lil arn't friends, but Betty and Didi have a plan to change all that
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2004
Strengthening their relationship reviews
(FINISHED) Tommy is shot while buying Kimi a present, will this test their relationship? I've changed the rating due to swearing
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,778 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/21/2003
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