Author has written 15 stories for Rugrats/All Grown Up!, and Dragon Ball Z.Hey I've split up my stories so this is my Rugrats/All grown up pen name. Same stories, same gritty realism (lol) but 2 different names!
X-men/ X-men Evo: www.fanfiction.net/~chronoslide
I'm English(Rugby World Cup winners woo) I'm old enough to drink and drive, but not at the same time obviously.
You may have guessed I'm a metal head (woo SOAD)
N/B my stories will end for a few months after March since I'll be in China so to all my fans I apologise. (lol like i have fans)
Annnyway, I'm described as mildy schitzophrenic by most of my friends, which I half like half don't (lol)
I'm not a fan of slash/femslash even though i have wrote a femslashish story. BUT if it is a good story I'll read unlike most of these people who will complain just because it says slash in the description without even reading the story, you may have guessed that I don't like those people who just keep saying your sick for bringing up issues that should be addressed.
I'm in an internet cafe in Auckland right now, updating a story 'The Crow : Revenge Feels Good' Because I am THAT nice. lol. 3 weeks from now, 9th April, I'll be home and I'll have a few updates. I've got a note book full of dialogue and ideas in my bag so yay.
Favourite Poem: 'If' by Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you are
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master,
If you can make one heap of all your winnings,
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
"See I told you I was ill!" - Spike Milligans gravestone
"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"" - Ralph Wiggum
"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" - Ralph Wiggum
(Pointing at Homer) "Mommy has bosoms like that."
"Bite my shiny metal ass" - Bender
"I'm so happy he's trying to kill me. I mean Ahhh he's trying to kill me" Fry
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." - Robin Williams
"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."
"And was he wild when you took him out of the jungle?"
"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden." - Eric Morecambe.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." - Groucho Marx
" A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'" - Tommy Cooper
"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'" - Tommy Cooper
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard
"You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants" - Eddie Izzard
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine." - Spike Milligan
"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic." - Spike Milligan
"So this is China huh?...Ok where is this pub?" My mate James as he came through the arrival gate at Beijing airport
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - George W. "I-didn't-cheat-in-the-elections" Bush
"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." George dubya
Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." - Louis Armstrong.
"Once you're dead you're made for life." - Jimi Hendrix.
"He was a wise man who invented beer." - Plato.
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." Mark Twain
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill
"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed." - Bruce Lee.
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." - Brendan Francis.
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." - Matt Groening.
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one." - Woody Allen.
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women." - Bernard Manning.
Not much else to say, but live fast, die old. Peace :)
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