![]() Author has written 12 stories for South Park. TRIVIA: I also write poetry. It's not very good poetry. It's not versed particularly well, it doesn't rhyme... Oh wait, I'm thinking of normal writing. My name is not 24601. But that's what you're going to call me. That or James. Which is also not my name. But it will be. One day... I fear I'm a bit old for this site. I honestly do not care. I also think I might be the wrong gender for this site given the generous amount of "high erotica" (porn) on here. Nothing against that but the thing is if I get caught reading stories about people from fiction fucking each other raw, people might think I'm gay. Which is halfway accurate, but I'm not ready to come out yet. Oh, anonymity is so nice. The point is I do not care. I like South Park, and that's the only part of this site I'll be touching. Why do I elect to have Les Misérables as my username then? I like Les Mis too. But in Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 his prisoner number is also 24601. I appreciate the reference and therefore it all works out, balance is restored to the universe. (If you want to know, I pronounce it "Ley Mizerabe" because I'm not French) I'm on Tumblr too. Hit me up. Oh, and I like Star Trek. A lot. If you're reading this in deadpan, you're doing it right. If not, start again and do so. I live in Britain. That's all you're getting. I've seen Heaven and Hell here, in the form of London and Swansea. Avoid Swansea. It's a shit hole. I'm running out of things to say now. I've been told I remind people of Kenny (unfortunately not with regards to male equipment) and Craig (sociopath). People think I might kill someone some day. And I won't. Because once they're dead you can't hurt them any more. Of course by that I mean because I'm really a nice fluffy person who wouldn't hurt anything that has a spine. Except dogs, but they scare the living fuck out of me and I might panic one day, but not deliberately. One day I might do a South Park personality test or something. And one day I might go pony trekking under the sea with Bob Marley. Cover/Avatar: Both come from Zero Punctuation reviews, something I've been using pictures from for avatars for a long time because Yahtzee is just kind of awesome. The avatar is from Transformers: War for Cybertron and the standard cover is from iPhone games. I use them because they're funny. Further to the right, the cooler it is. I've missed a few out because I can't go through all possible permutations, so I've stuck to either what I've seen or would like to see more of. I've also probably got a few pairing names wrong or made them up. If you're not sure, ask me and I'll hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge. Will be updated occasionally. South Park Personality Quiz: Written live, and you have absolutely no idea how long it took me to find one that had questions/answers that I couldn't aim for immediately. And even then it's a bit obvious. 1) A bully starts harassing you at school. You: Turn the other cheek and ignore him 2) Aliens have landed and start giving your best friend an anal probe. What do you do? Stand by and laugh (That shit would be hilarious) 3) Which of these celebrities do you most enjoy making fun of? 4) How important is your religious background to you? 5) Your parents are: 6) Which game interests you the most? 7) How's your love life? 8) Your friend is having an awesome birthday party. You: 9) What role do you usually play in a group? 10) What's your home atmosphere like? 11) Which color do you enjoy the most? (OBVIOUSOBVIOUSOBVIOUS) 12) Which of these annoys you the most? 13) What's the worst thing you've ever done? 14) When you die, you think you'll end up in: 15)You get sucked into Imaginationland. Which fictional character are you most excited to meet? RESULT: I am Kenny. Not the best communicator, but a loyal friend. Get made fun of, but stay upbeat and don't let them get at me. Awful luck. There's got to be a better test out there. I started one once, never finished it, if someone could send me one that's not blatantly fucking obvious then I will be so happy. |