TRIVIA: I also write poetry. It's not very good poetry. It's not versed particularly well, it doesn't rhyme... Oh wait, I'm thinking of normal writing.

My name is not 24601. But that's what you're going to call me. That or James. Which is also not my name. But it will be. One day...

I fear I'm a bit old for this site. I honestly do not care. I also think I might be the wrong gender for this site given the generous amount of "high erotica" (porn) on here. Nothing against that but the thing is if I get caught reading stories about people from fiction fucking each other raw, people might think I'm gay. Which is halfway accurate, but I'm not ready to come out yet. Oh, anonymity is so nice. The point is I do not care.

I like South Park, and that's the only part of this site I'll be touching. Why do I elect to have Les Misérables as my username then? I like Les Mis too. But in Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 his prisoner number is also 24601. I appreciate the reference and therefore it all works out, balance is restored to the universe. (If you want to know, I pronounce it "Ley Mizerabe" because I'm not French)

I'm on Tumblr too. Hit me up.

Oh, and I like Star Trek. A lot.

If you're reading this in deadpan, you're doing it right. If not, start again and do so.

I live in Britain. That's all you're getting. I've seen Heaven and Hell here, in the form of London and Swansea. Avoid Swansea. It's a shit hole.

I'm running out of things to say now.

I've been told I remind people of Kenny (unfortunately not with regards to male equipment) and Craig (sociopath). People think I might kill someone some day. And I won't. Because once they're dead you can't hurt them any more. Of course by that I mean because I'm really a nice fluffy person who wouldn't hurt anything that has a spine. Except dogs, but they scare the living fuck out of me and I might panic one day, but not deliberately.

One day I might do a South Park personality test or something. And one day I might go pony trekking under the sea with Bob Marley.

Cover/Avatar: Both come from Zero Punctuation reviews, something I've been using pictures from for avatars for a long time because Yahtzee is just kind of awesome. The avatar is from Transformers: War for Cybertron and the standard cover is from iPhone games. I use them because they're funny.

COOL WALL

Further to the right, the cooler it is. I've missed a few out because I can't go through all possible permutations, so I've stuck to either what I've seen or would like to see more of. I've also probably got a few pairing names wrong or made them up. If you're not sure, ask me and I'll hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge.

Will be updated occasionally.

South Park Personality Quiz: Written live, and you have absolutely no idea how long it took me to find one that had questions/answers that I couldn't aim for immediately. And even then it's a bit obvious.

1) A bully starts harassing you at school. You:

Turn the other cheek and ignore him
Fight back immediately (Verbally)
Run to the principal
Plot an intricate revenge scheme

2) Aliens have landed and start giving your best friend an anal probe. What do you do?

Stand by and laugh (That shit would be hilarious)
Tell your parents
Call the military
Try to find a moral lesson in the events

3) Which of these celebrities do you most enjoy making fun of?
Jennifer Lopez
Paris Hilton
George Lucas (I'm still not forgiving him for Indiana Jones 4 or Star Wars 2)
Mel Gibson

4) How important is your religious background to you?
Extremely important
Pretty important, but it doesn't define me
I only go to church every once in awhile
Religion? Who cares? (Atheism right there)

5) Your parents are:
Always caught up in their own dramas
Always willing to give in to what you want
Kind of embarrassing (Obvious question alert)
Too overprotective

6) Which game interests you the most?
Anything on the Nintendo Wii
Guitar Hero
Anything on PSP
World of Warcraft (Had an account for years, shut up)

7) How's your love life?
You've had many different crushes, but never anything serious
You've had a couple of relationships
You've had one crush for many years
You only get action in your dreams (Am I bovvered though?)

8) Your friend is having an awesome birthday party. You:
Trick them into inviting you
Ask politely if you can attend
Go if they invite you, find other plans if they don't (I never get invited to anything and I don't like asking)
Assume you won't be invited and make other plans

9) What role do you usually play in a group?
Always the leader
The voice of reason
The mischievous one
The tag along (Say nothing, do nothing, occasionally make wry observations)

10) What's your home atmosphere like?
Kind of poor and downtrodden (This one was tough. There's no secrets, my parents aren't wacky, just embarrassing, and my siblings have long moved out. It's not so much poor, but downtrodden...in a respect. The word I would use is BORING.)
Fine, except your sibling gets all the attention
Normal aside from your wacky parents
Full of secrets and lies

11) Which color do you enjoy the most? (OBVIOUSOBVIOUSOBVIOUS)
Orange
Red (The blood of angry men! Black: The dark of ages past!)
Blue
Green

12) Which of these annoys you the most?
Hippies
The stupid schemes your friends come up with
Your parents (Used to be people making fun of me but that doesn't annoy me any more)
People making fun of you

13) What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Lied to friends or family
Stolen something (I did give it back later...two years later...)
Plotted revenge on someone and never gone through with it
Something so terrible it should never be spoken of again

14) When you die, you think you'll end up in:
Heaven
Hell
Neither
You plan to live forever (As Riker said to Picard. Yes, I plan to live forever or die trying.)

15)You get sucked into Imaginationland. Which fictional character are you most excited to meet?
Aslan the lion (I would be most excited to meet Dr. McCoy actually, but of these Liam Neeson's lion disguise is the one I would like most. Because Liam Neeson.)
A leprechaun
Snarf from Thundercats
ManBearPig

RESULT: I am Kenny. Not the best communicator, but a loyal friend. Get made fun of, but stay upbeat and don't let them get at me. Awful luck.

There's got to be a better test out there. I started one once, never finished it, if someone could send me one that's not blatantly fucking obvious then I will be so happy.