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Author has written 12 stories for South Park.

TRIVIA: I also write poetry. It's not very good poetry. It's not versed particularly well, it doesn't rhyme... Oh wait, I'm thinking of normal writing.

My name is not 24601. But that's what you're going to call me. That or James. Which is also not my name. But it will be. One day...

I fear I'm a bit old for this site. I honestly do not care. I also think I might be the wrong gender for this site given the generous amount of "high erotica" (porn) on here. Nothing against that but the thing is if I get caught reading stories about people from fiction fucking each other raw, people might think I'm gay. Which is halfway accurate, but I'm not ready to come out yet. Oh, anonymity is so nice. The point is I do not care.

I like South Park, and that's the only part of this site I'll be touching. Why do I elect to have Les Misérables as my username then? I like Les Mis too. But in Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 his prisoner number is also 24601. I appreciate the reference and therefore it all works out, balance is restored to the universe. (If you want to know, I pronounce it "Ley Mizerabe" because I'm not French)

I'm on Tumblr too. Hit me up.

Oh, and I like Star Trek. A lot.

If you're reading this in deadpan, you're doing it right. If not, start again and do so.

I live in Britain. That's all you're getting. I've seen Heaven and Hell here, in the form of London and Swansea. Avoid Swansea. It's a shit hole.

I'm running out of things to say now.

I've been told I remind people of Kenny (unfortunately not with regards to male equipment) and Craig (sociopath). People think I might kill someone some day. And I won't. Because once they're dead you can't hurt them any more. Of course by that I mean because I'm really a nice fluffy person who wouldn't hurt anything that has a spine. Except dogs, but they scare the living fuck out of me and I might panic one day, but not deliberately.

One day I might do a South Park personality test or something. And one day I might go pony trekking under the sea with Bob Marley.

Cover/Avatar: Both come from Zero Punctuation reviews, something I've been using pictures from for avatars for a long time because Yahtzee is just kind of awesome. The avatar is from Transformers: War for Cybertron and the standard cover is from iPhone games. I use them because they're funny.


COOL WALL

Further to the right, the cooler it is. I've missed a few out because I can't go through all possible permutations, so I've stuck to either what I've seen or would like to see more of. I've also probably got a few pairing names wrong or made them up. If you're not sure, ask me and I'll hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge.

Will be updated occasionally.


South Park Personality Quiz: Written live, and you have absolutely no idea how long it took me to find one that had questions/answers that I couldn't aim for immediately. And even then it's a bit obvious.

1) A bully starts harassing you at school. You:

Turn the other cheek and ignore him
Fight back immediately (Verbally)
Run to the principal
Plot an intricate revenge scheme

2) Aliens have landed and start giving your best friend an anal probe. What do you do?

Stand by and laugh (That shit would be hilarious)
Tell your parents
Call the military
Try to find a moral lesson in the events

3) Which of these celebrities do you most enjoy making fun of?
Jennifer Lopez
Paris Hilton
George Lucas (I'm still not forgiving him for Indiana Jones 4 or Star Wars 2)
Mel Gibson

4) How important is your religious background to you?
Extremely important
Pretty important, but it doesn't define me
I only go to church every once in awhile
Religion? Who cares? (Atheism right there)

5) Your parents are:
Always caught up in their own dramas
Always willing to give in to what you want
Kind of embarrassing (Obvious question alert)
Too overprotective

6) Which game interests you the most?
Anything on the Nintendo Wii
Guitar Hero
Anything on PSP
World of Warcraft (Had an account for years, shut up)

7) How's your love life?
You've had many different crushes, but never anything serious
You've had a couple of relationships
You've had one crush for many years
You only get action in your dreams (Am I bovvered though?)

8) Your friend is having an awesome birthday party. You:
Trick them into inviting you
Ask politely if you can attend
Go if they invite you, find other plans if they don't (I never get invited to anything and I don't like asking)
Assume you won't be invited and make other plans

9) What role do you usually play in a group?
Always the leader
The voice of reason
The mischievous one
The tag along (Say nothing, do nothing, occasionally make wry observations)

10) What's your home atmosphere like?
Kind of poor and downtrodden (This one was tough. There's no secrets, my parents aren't wacky, just embarrassing, and my siblings have long moved out. It's not so much poor, but downtrodden...in a respect. The word I would use is BORING.)
Fine, except your sibling gets all the attention
Normal aside from your wacky parents
Full of secrets and lies

11) Which color do you enjoy the most? (OBVIOUSOBVIOUSOBVIOUS)
Orange
Red (The blood of angry men! Black: The dark of ages past!)
Blue
Green

12) Which of these annoys you the most?
Hippies
The stupid schemes your friends come up with
Your parents (Used to be people making fun of me but that doesn't annoy me any more)
People making fun of you

13) What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Lied to friends or family
Stolen something (I did give it back later...two years later...)
Plotted revenge on someone and never gone through with it
Something so terrible it should never be spoken of again

14) When you die, you think you'll end up in:
Heaven
Hell
Neither
You plan to live forever (As Riker said to Picard. Yes, I plan to live forever or die trying.)

15)You get sucked into Imaginationland. Which fictional character are you most excited to meet?
Aslan the lion (I would be most excited to meet Dr. McCoy actually, but of these Liam Neeson's lion disguise is the one I would like most. Because Liam Neeson.)
A leprechaun
Snarf from Thundercats
ManBearPig

RESULT: I am Kenny. Not the best communicator, but a loyal friend. Get made fun of, but stay upbeat and don't let them get at me. Awful luck.

There's got to be a better test out there. I started one once, never finished it, if someone could send me one that's not blatantly fucking obvious then I will be so happy.

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Three Dresses by indirectkissesiniceland reviews
If Mom could afford to buy you dresses, she would. Since she can't, she makes due.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] Stuart M., Carol M. - Complete
Simple and Clean by rensrenegade reviews
Chaos and kismet mixed and mingled to create an unavoidable outcome as the two almost innocent boys slept. The bitterness of fate, the oblivion of love, and the wish of destiny held tightly to the two bonds forever sealed. All that was meant to be was forgotten as all that is and should be took its place. And there was nothing the unaware ten year old boys could do.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 59 - Words: 466,313 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Butters S., Kenny M.]
Moonlight Cabernet by Courtanie reviews
For five months they've been building to this moment, and in the woods in a truck bed with only wine and each other, they're ready to sing that song that only they can understand. K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hostage Hand by absababs reviews
Kenny likes to hold Craig's hand. Craig may grow to like it. Not that he'd ever say so.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27 - [Craig T., Kenny M.]
To Have and to Hold by Courtanie reviews
Craig finds himself in possession of his own farmhouse on the outskirts of town. In order to make this new acquistion a home, it's going to take some elbow grease, some new furniture, and a long-awaited redheaded pet of his own. Cryle/K2; N/C, Violence.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,431 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Craig T., Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
This Is Not Your Parent's K2 by fallingwthstyle reviews
Kenny once again wakes up in bed newly reincarnated, only this time his former self (who didn't die) walks into their room a few minutes later. Now that there are two of them, they have much to figure out in terms of what to do about their family, social life, and their boyfriend. But…first things first! Kenny/Kenny. "K2"/Butters. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,932 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
An Unhealthy Obsession by Miroir Twin reviews
"I want to put you in a cage, it'll be like you're my own pet that I can play with and feed." Kyle keeps on receiving anonymous notes from an apparent stalker and no one can figure out who it is. He's 99% sure it's his frenemy, Cartman but he denies it. It has to be Cartman, no one else is obsessed with him like Cartman is...right? Yandere!Craig Cryle Oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Kyle B., Craig T.] - Complete
Oiled, Boiled, Sozzled, and Blotto by Courtanie reviews
The boys fall off their rocker and into a bed, and Kyle's way too high to know what he's getting himself into. Stylennyman; drug use.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Kyle B., Stan M., Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Old Boat House by Bro love ski reviews
During a storm, Kyle and Kenny are forced to wait it out. K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Lesson Learned by Courtanie reviews
Kyle really needs to stop making bets with Kenny, because this last one lost is going to send him down a path he never wanted. Or so he thought. Rated M for ST. K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Favor For A Friend by RileyRiott reviews
Stan loses a bet and goes to Kyle with an unusual (and intimate) request to help pay off his debt. In most cases Kyle wouldn't hesitate to help his best friend, but this "favor" could expose his true feeling for Stan and possibly destroy Kyle and their friendship. But what else can Kyle do? Stan needs him and he needs to be needed by Stan...even if it's just for a night.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Kyle B., Stan M.
To Fall by scarylolita reviews
Craig's boyfriends always leave with the same complaint: "You're high maintenance." He is manipulative and Clyde always falls into his traps. This time, however, he has a hard time getting out. Soon enough, he's drowning. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Clyde D., Craig T.] Jason - Complete
Strippers of Catan by Courtanie reviews
Kyle, Kenny, and Stan are playing a board game as usual, until someone raises the stakes. Now they must fight for resources using...their resources. Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
For the Love of Rainbow Road and Thigh Highs by rensrenegade reviews
Mario Kart turns into a drunken bet that Clyde Donovan and Craig Tucker are both unwilling to lose. Written for Uki's Secret Santa for Mark.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2015
The Blackened Minds by Lana Del Something reviews
A South Park fanfic set in an alternate universe. In 1940's Germany each one of the four boys plays a certain role in World War 2, some good, some evil. Rated M for Death, scandal, infidelity, violence and revolution.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,629 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
An Education by hollycomb reviews
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
What Remains by scarylolita reviews
Craig and Kenny's relationship is hardly vanilla, but they like it that way. Dysfunction is something the both of them have grown comfortable with. Sadly, their seemingly perfect romance goes down the drain after Kenny makes a drunken mistake. Craig doesn't hesitate to retaliate and it causes a bigger stir than they anticipated. Slash/warnings inside.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] Bebe S., Red - Complete
Stranded by Ben Barrett reviews
Kenny, Cartman and Butters are on their high school senior trip, driving across the country. When the car breaks down in the wilderness not far from South Park, Kenny meets a kid named Stan Marsh. But Stan is not all that he appears to be. He's hiding something. And when Kenny discovers the truth, it is the last thing he was ever expecting. AU. Oneshot. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Positive and Negative by tweekers.luvs.u.16 reviews
AU. I have been recently adopted, have a rough past, find myself in a ridiculously superstitious country village, not to mention in 1782 England, and it seems that one of those mysterious 'fairies' that everyone is afraid of will not leave me alone, claiming that he, 'Kenneth McCormick', is somehow in love with me. Oh well, he is better than that Damien. Poor Phillip. Bunny, Dip.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,514 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Butters S., Kenny M.] [Damien, Pip P.]
Serendipity by amporasbutt reviews
Wherein Craig Tucker struggles to cope with the fact that he might not have to do everything on his own.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
I Would Be So Happy by BreakfastWithBlockhead reviews
Bebe and Clyde have been on again, off again since elementary school. Craig is Clyde's roommate and an antisocial asshole. A turbulent love triangle ensues and Craig discovers that sometimes it's possible to only really meet someone after having known them for years.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,475 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Craig T., Clyde D., Bebe S.
Cold Blood by scarylolita reviews
Craig Tucker brings a gun to school and he plans on using it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Clyde D., Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Kings over the Parkway by rensrenegade reviews
Valentine's Day. "They... they were... together?" he strained to ask through his crying. Stan sniffled. "No, Ky..." Stan trailed off as he looked up at the ceiling. His vision blurred and his cheeks burned from heat, "they are together." He closed his eyes, and let the tears finally fall. "And they always will be."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Butters S., Kenny M.] - Complete
A Letter From Stan by Llama-Egg reviews
"I've only got seven days," Those were the words that Stan feared most after speaking to his Super Best Friend for the first time in a year. Startlingly, it seemed he only had a week before Kyle was gone for good; there would be no avoiding death this time, and there would be no last minute hero to save the day.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Pockets Full of Stones by rensrenegade reviews
Why didn't you like call the cops or something?" "Cops can't be involved, even I know that's how Kenny works. You guys honestly think I would let someone drown." He didn't ask, he stated his question. Kyle looked at him and he shook his head, "it's not like I don't actualy care about anything at all." Creek. Bunny. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Mouths Making Foreign Sounds by scarlettshazam reviews
Everybody's slept with Kenny McCormick. One night, boyfriends Craig and Tweek decide that it's a good idea to make the two of them the three of them instead - and invite Kenny to join them in the bedroom. Porn PWP. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Memento Mori Memento Vivere by rensrenegade reviews
"Years had passed. First it was five years. Then ten. Twenty. Then fifty came around. One hundred. Two-hundred. And after that... well, he never lost count. It was the only thing that kept him sane. He had never allowed himself this moment. He couldn't bear it. But now... he had to..." Warnings: Implied, mentioned slash but can be looked over. Death.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Butters S., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Stan's Gift by Completely Original Pen Name reviews
RATED M FOR REALLY INTENSE LEMON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. IT IS KYLExSTAN LEMON. AND ITS REALLY INTENSE SO BE CAREFUL. DO NOT LET CHILDREN READ THIS. IN FACT IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 I'D SUGGEST FINDING ANOTHER FIC. ITS REALLY INTENSE LEMON.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Where the Sun Shines by scarylolita reviews
Lies spread like wildfire and when the truth finally shows itself, Craig Tucker finds it hard to accept. Slight Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Wo Ai Ni by X180 reviews
In which Kevin is bilingual and Clyde desperately wants to know what he's saying. ONESHOT/ STOLOVAN
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Clyde D., Kevin S.] - Complete
Misunderstood by Gwendolyn Marie T reviews
Randy has a big misunderstanding..
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Stan M., Red - Complete
Lunch time with a poor boy by SPlover187 reviews
Kyle and Kenny eat lunch together. Kenny has a gross cheese sandwich while Kyle has a turkey sandwich. This can only end in a few ways. ONE SHOT K2!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Toward the End of Time by hollycomb reviews
Kyle is back in South Park for Thanksgiving. Stan gets in touch, as usual.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Hold Fast by scarylolita reviews
Kyle returns to South Park after being gone for nearly ten years; however, the person to return isn't the one who left. Kenny now has to deal with past relationships, broken friendships, a sick roommate, his drug dealing family, and a very secretive redhead all while trying to maintain normalcy. In the end, it's harder than it looks and he seeks comfort in danger. Dark themes, K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] [Tweek T., Craig T.] - Complete
Spirit Animals by hollycomb reviews
Cartman wants to film his amateur ghost hunting show at the site of the grisly McCormick massacre. Stan hates the idea but can't stay away, because Kyle will be there.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,118 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
A Wallet, a Theatre, and Some Aliens by Tikal Tyrant reviews
It is a few weeks until Stan's birthday, but more pressing matters are at hand when a trip to the mall turns into a visit with a hungry alien queen. Is Stan and Kyle's super best friendship strong enough to save them both, or will one have to be sacrificed?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Summer Sucks by scarylolita reviews
Kenny is a rentboy in trouble, sinking deeper and deeper into the town's dark underbelly. Kyle wants to pull him back to the surface, but Kenny isn't one to accept help easily. Slash, K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Of Touching and Torture by Kayotics reviews
Stan wants to just comfort and calm Kyle down with some soft touches, but all he's really doing is turning Kyle on. [Stan x Kyle, One-Shot, Style, M/M, Rated M for sexual content]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
(Don't Go) Chasing Waterfalls by daiikenkai reviews
Karen is hiding something and Ruby Tucker is very determined to get it out of her - and of course, use it against her every chance she can. Karen/Ruby. PWP. Also sort of a crackfic? Idk, I thought it was funny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Karen McCormick - Complete
Some Dieting by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Clyde decides to finally do something about being the fattest kid next to Cartman. But things get out of hand, and of course, Craig notices Cryde - One Shot -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
The Final Funeral of Kenny McCormick by ArtsySkat reviews
This is it. This is the end. He's really gone. Oneshot. Style and Crenny side pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Kenny M. - Complete
(I'm Trying To Be Sincere) by 1kgal reviews
Kenny loves fireworks. He also loves other things- like the gum under his desk and surprising people in bathroom stalls. He's not the ideal guy for...anything, but that doesn't matter. Why avoid the inevitable? Why not have fun as the dirty guy he is? [Previously titled "Fireworks"]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,501 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Please Remain Indoors by howtodisappearcompletely reviews
"It is 472 days since the Event. The season is currently: the Dark Season. This is the Survival Broadcast for March: We have had no further contact from Washington since connection was lost, there are no new developments to report. Please remain indoors." Hiding underground with the other survivors, Kyle has all but given up. But is everyone else really dead?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
What Happened in 1637 by pinkfloyd1770 reviews
Clyde sells tulips and wonders about his lot in life. Craig has allergies. Together, they make it work. Craig/Clyde
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
The Card Game Companian by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
"Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me. And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,641 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
The Talk by Fudgyokra reviews
"This time I won't accidentally tell everyone that you call me 'daddy' in bed."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Closest to Heaven by scarylolita reviews
Kenny wants freedom, but Kyle isn't quite ready to let him go. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Gone by scarylolita reviews
Death is a frequent visitor in the town of South Park. When he claims his latest victim, Craig acts like everything is fine; however, Kenny knows him better than that. Slash, Crenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
He's A Waitin' by cybergothhh reviews
Kenny's not the one Craig's waiting for. [One Shot]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Nowhere to Go by Lana Del Something reviews
A story about Kenny, focused on Kenny's abuse and anger. Possible slash scene/smut in chapters to come. Slight RedxKenny depending on your view
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,154 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M., Red - Complete
Victims of Immolation by Koi Carp reviews
Years of working with Christophe and Gregory has turned Kyle into a heartless killer. But as two old friends merge back into his life, Kyle learns that he is not completely dead inside. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,065 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Pass the Salt by Fudgyokra reviews
Stan and Kyle had a simple plan: To come out as a couple to the Broflovskis during dinner one night. It seemed easy enough, but then Stan slips up and arbitrarily traumatizes the entire family.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Things That Hurt by scarylolita reviews
Craig is on a downward spiral and Kenny is trying hard to keep him sane. Slash, Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2013 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Submissive by kai-kakashi reviews
Craig's been naughty, he's being 'punished' for it X)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Bookmarks by Eerily reviews
Craig left for college, leaving Tweek alone in their empty apartment. Lonely and desperate, Tweek finds small comforts in the icy blue eyes of another. TWENNY, but Creek at heart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Cursed by scarylolita reviews
Kenny is tired. He's tired of living, dying, and everything in between. Kyle wants to help, but unfortunately, Kenny isn't the only one in South Park with problems. K2.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,988 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Famous Last Words by ScaryBones reviews
Inspired by My Chemical Romance's Song. Damien tries to convince Kenny to stay with him. Damny. M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2013 - [Damien, Kenny M.] - Complete
Alive and Warm by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Doggie Style by Koi Carp reviews
Kyle's being a bitch and there's a dog leash. Let drunken Stan do the math. M for stupid smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Where Is My Mind by spazmoid reviews
sibling story to "And the Angels Sang":: It was Kenny's fault for them falling apart. Their red string had still been there, he just had not wanted to grab it. Now all he had were the "maybe's."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
And the Angels Sang by spazmoid reviews
Wanting. He wanted so much moremoremore than liquor, wine, vodka and beer. He wanted more than laundry that spilt onto the floor now, and the insane wanting was sending him down, farther and farther.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
His Motivation by Koi Carp reviews
Kenny's been chopping wood for over an hour and Kyle wants to know how he can keep on going. The blond tells him with a little too much detail. M for Kenny's dirty mouth.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Edge of the Knife by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Kenny and Kyle can't wait to get back at Cartman for always being a racist jerk. But, when it comes to payback, is there a limit in what they will do? Doubtful when Dark Kenny is involved. Rape, violence, gore. MXMXM contact, noncon. Little OOC.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Us Story by Inexplicable Cat reviews
"And I realized, happiness doesn't need much more than two naked forms lying next to each other..." A K2 Love Story.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
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An Exercise in Relaxation reviews
Kyle spends far too much time on his university work, and he's getting stressed out by it. His roommate has had enough.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Craig T., Kyle B.]
A Watery Hole in the Ground reviews
World War One. Kenny McCormick, who has signed up to the British Army to escape from his life as an orphan, now effectively lives in a small dugout on the front line in northern France with his friend Butters and four other men. All there is to do is watch the German line and wait for orders to arrive. But when they come, Kenny finds himself wishing to have those dull days back.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Kenny M., Butters S., Craig T. - Complete
A Hundred Oneshots for a Hundred Prompts reviews
In which I swing in late to join in PinkXCloud's and SpellboundWinter's challenge thing. Focusing a bit on Crenny (obviously) and Stendy. No promises of anything so I'll rate M just to play safe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.] [Craig T., Kenny M.]
Chess reviews
Kyle plays chess against himself in his spare time, there not being any other people who can play the game at his level in town. Then an opponent appears for him. Unfortunately for Kyle, the stakes in the game he ends up playing are really high - he cannot afford to lose.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Divorce reviews
Sheila Broflovski wants a divorce from her mentally ill husband. He agreed. Kyle heard him agree. So how, Kyle wonders, did it come to this? Written for the SPRMB 2013.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Kyle B., Kenny M., Gerald B. - Complete
Juggling reviews
Kenny loves Kyle. Kyle loves Kenny. Kenny loves Craig. Craig loves Kenny. And Kenny would very much like it if he could keep them both in the dark about each other. Written for the SPRMB 2013.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Field Trip reviews
Craig (very reluctantly) goes on the history field trip to Machu Picchu in Peru. It doesn't exactly take long for him to end up in a delicate situation regarding a blonde, some photographs, and a fatass with a penchant for making other people's lives miserable. Written for the SPRMB 2013.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] Eric Cartman - Complete
Rise reviews
After his actions during a riot, Kenny finds himself doing some soul searching. After getting advice from the least likely of sources he finds himself firmer in his beliefs and opinions of right and wrong. And when rumours of conspiracy rise amid the crisis, Kenny starts taking action.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,623 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Kenny M. - Complete
Day One reviews
Craig's first day of preschool looks set to be a horribly boring affair - right up until another kid, through no fault of their own, earns his ire.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
More Ways to Die reviews
For an end-of-term school project, Kenny teams up with Craig to research and make a presentation on crime and punishment - or more specifically, capital punishment. Over the course of the project, though, Craig ends up finding out a little more than he bargained for.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Mentos reviews
In the wake of the premature death of one of the boys, Kyle quickly discovers that while the unfortunate boy may not have been his best friend, the loss will affect him more than he'd anticipated. T because of language and something a little bit nasty at the end.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
South Park 101 reviews
While far from everything you will need to know about life in your new home in South Park, memorise this and you'll know enough that if it's a quiet mountain town life you're looking for, you've made a horrible, horrible mistake. (T is for one incidence of horrifying language, yay first submission, all that stuff)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete