Dirty Talkin' Edward contest
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Author has written 39 stories for Twilight.

Without even touching you, he whispers quiet words against your ear.

They're the kind of words that send chills to all the right places...and make you consider doing things you never thought you would before...

The Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest

brought to you by Nicffwhisperer and MagTwi78

Do you like an Edward who enjoys a little dirty-talk?

He might be a confident type of guy who isn’t afraid to ask for what he wants...or maybe he saves it for those special times. We want you to share him, and his words, with us.


Twitter: @dirtytalkedward

Tumblr: dirtytalkedwardcontest.tumblr.com

Blog: http://dirtytalkedward.blogspot.com.au


Hosts:
MagTwi78
Nicffwhisperer

Secret-keeper:
TwiSNfan

Judges:
Mariahajile
agrutle
CarrieZM
Twilover76
Jiff Simpson

Blinkie-maker:
RoseArcadia

Winners’ Banner-maker and blog-mistress extraordinnaire:
evilnat

Validators:
MazzyStarla
Alliz
MizzezPattinson
SixDlb5


RESULTS


Overall Judges' Choice - First Place

Channel Five by Planetblue

Overall Judges' Choice - Second Place

Good in the Stacks by TheFicChick

Best Dirty Talkin' Edward

Channel Five by Planetblue

Battery Replacement Award - Hottest Overall Story

Channel Five by Planetblue

Best Secondary Character

“Bella” from Channel Five by Planetblue

Fresh 'n' Dirty - Best Original Premise

Good in the Stacks by TheFicChick

Hottest Lemon - Channel Five

by Planetblue

The 'Beg For It' Award - Story we'd like extended

Channel Five - by Planetblue

Host’s Choice - Nicffwhisperer

Remember This by justbri

Host’s Choice - MagTwi78

Power Tools and Pearls by cosmogirl7481

Secret Keeper’s Choice - TwiSNFan

Felt by LayAtHomeMom

Judge’s Choice - Agrutle

Good in the Stacks by TheFicChick

Judge’s Choice - CarrieZM

Channel Five - by Planetblue

Judge’s Choice - Twilover76

Good in the Stacks by TheFicChick

Judge’s Choice - Jiff Simpson

Tie: Power Tools and Pearls by cosmogirl7481 and Channel Five by Planetblue

Judge’s Choice - MariahajilE

Good in the Stacks by TheFicChick

The Dirty Five - Popular Vote

Blurred Lines by Twilightladies and SparklyMeg

Channel Five by Planetblue

Good in the Stacks by TheFicChick

The Periodic Table by LivieLiv79

Tartarus by Marie0912

The Full List

"Aliases and Avatars" by xXTailoredDreamsXx

"Barred" by Bee1982

"Blurred Lines" collaboration by Twilightladies and SparklyMeg

"Capital Gains" collaboration by GeekChic12 and lellabeth

"Channel Five" by Planetblue

"Daydreams" by schokischlecki

"Dexterous Digits" by femme-mal

"Don't mess with the shoes" by Deebelle1

"Dream or reality?" by Cecilia Melton

"Edward's Dior to Homme" by EdwardsGirl2007

"Felt" by LayAtHomeMom

"Gimme a ride" by twilogWhitley

"Give it to me" by amandac3

"Good in the Stacks" by TheFicChick

"Hard as a rock" by Lovepotionsbrewer

"High School Reunion" by Loopylou992

"I Got You" by GeekChic12

"I Wanna Be Bad" by RobzBeanie

"It only took five" by rubyblue9696

"Just enough" by miairii

"Liberation" by capricapra

"Piano Man" by Kitchmill

"Power Tools and Pearls" by cosmogirl7481

"Professional Development" by RedKat1976

"Pulled Over" by Edward’s Eternal

"Remember This" by justbri

"Ruined" by QuinnLark

"Slide" by MissJanuary

"Spring Fever" by Happiibubblez

"Stockholm Syndrome" by MSquared

"Talk Dirty to Me" by CarolinaCullen2012

"Tartarus" by Marie0912

"Tequila Brave" by Lellabeth

"The Dress" by Redtini

"The Periodic Table" by LivieLiv79

"Ultimate Fantasy" by Sheviking

"Who Says?" by GemmaH

"You Can't Judge a Book By Its Cover" by eternallyedward

"You Got A Way With Words" by Ruffluv

"You have the right to remain dirty" collaboration by FicYou and Maplestyle

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Dream or Reality? by ceceprincess1217 reviews
Here is my Entry to the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest. You've read the entry, now see the beginning... Bella's husband is off to a secret mission to serve his country. Pregnant and heartbroken Bella finds herself in a dream like no other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,666 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Edward, Bella
Spring Fever by HappiiBubblez reviews
Damn the spring time! The prime time for mating for animals just had to ring true for vampires as well... How will Edward cope with the season when his very human Bella is just so devastatingly tempting? Not to mention willing. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,283 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dress by Redtini reviews
Edward Cullen: Successful, arrogant, dominant, whorehound. Bella Swan: Confident, ambitious, seductress, workaholic. Two COO's with one goal: To stop at nothing to reach the top. Even if it means pushing the other person over the edge. A/H. Rated M for Lemons, Language and everything in-between. Romance/Drama/Angst/and everything else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,032 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professional Development by redkat97 reviews
Edward and Bella have been teaching together all year at the Forks Elementary School. After their last day of school, they decide to have a drink to celebrate. Things get dirty from there. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,501 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aliases and Avatars by xXTailoredDreamsXx reviews
"Looking to make BIG money fast and easy? Get paid to get off while helping others fulfill their fantasies, one word at a time." -All it took was one classified ad… and one client named, B. Fate called… and I answered. *This story is currently on hiatus while I focus on completing TMF
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,407 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
I Got You by GeekChic12 reviews
"Go ahead and say goodbye. I'll be all right. Go ahead and make me cry. I'll be all right. And when you need a place to run to, for better for worse, I got you." She punched his arm and told him they'd be friends for life. But will Edward finally push her too far when he seeks comfort in her arms? AH (Entry for Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
Liberation by capricapra reviews
Bella Swan is a confident, high-achieving businesswoman, but when it comes to the opposite sex, she's rather nervous. Enter sexy, suave, charismatic restaurateur Edward Cullen, who seems to have a way of getting to let her guard down. But is he really as smooth as he seems? Originally an entry for the DTE Contest- now to be continued as a multi-chapter fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,406 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Felt by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daydreams by schokischlecki reviews
Edward Cullen, heir and CEO of the family corporation, is screwed… Literally, because the only way he can have his new PA seems to be in his dreams… But sometimes daydreams come true! Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Edward, Jasper
You Can't Judge a Book By Its Cover by eternallyedward reviews
Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest. Bella's been lusting after library patron Edward for a while. He appears to be the epitome of a perfect gentleman, but you know what they say about judging a book by its cover...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Have the Right to Remain Dirty by FicYou Maplestyle reviews
There's a dumpster and a hooker, but his mouth may be the dirtiest thing in this alley! This was our collab in the DTE Contest. We had a lot of fun entering the contest. NOW BEING EXPANDED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Bella, Edward
You Got A Way With Words by Ruffluv reviews
Her lifelong passion embodied by her ideal man, but will words fail them? Entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. UK setting, therefore English grammar etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Be Bad by RobzBeanie reviews
Reserved Bella lives out a fantasy as the sexy bad girl for a night. Edward is only too happy to help her. ** DIRTY TALKIN' EDWARD CONTEST ENTRY **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gimme A Ride by twilogWhitley reviews
Bella Swan takes a chance and picks up a polite hitchhiker during a storm. Is he not as reserved as he seems? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember This by justbri reviews
At work, she was in charge. She was the boss, the go-to person for all decisions. She was ruthless and demanding and utterly in control. At home, she was simply his. Winner of host's choice for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward
Tartarus by marie0912 reviews
Isabella doesn't believe in mind-blowing sex, or even mutual satisfaction - she believes in friction. That is until one day she rubs a certain Statistics Professor the wrong way, the result is glorious chaos. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest - One of the Winners of the 'Dirty Five'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward
Capital Gains by LellaGeek reviews
He was all suits and ties, crisp lines and shiny shoes. No one knew what really went on in that corner office. Will she be brave enough to knock and find out? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 171 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Only Took Five by rubyblue9696 reviews
Minor broken filters and one unavoidable revelation. Not the best combination for certain situations…like this one. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest. Yeah! Edward & Bella. WARNING: OVER 18 ONLY PLEASE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power Tools and Pearls by cosmogirl7481 reviews
She didn't want to dwell in the past anymore. She'd always been a woman of action, and action was exactly what she needed. Bella was going to renovate her house, and maybe she could renovate her life in the process. Winner of Host's and Judge's Choice for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 207 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard as a Rock - Dirty Talkin' Edward by lovepotionsbrewer reviews
Bella wanted a breathtaking landscape design for her home. Stonemason Edward has a certain way of dealing with something that's hard as a rock at the end of his workday. Submission for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Enough by miairii reviews
I was dangerously close to stepping over that line, but it was going to take a little help. He gave me just enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Reunion by loopylou992 reviews
Ten years after leaving high school, Emmett McCarty returns for the ten year class reunion. Is he ready to face his old class mates once again, including his high school crush? Slash pairings. Rated M for a reason. Contest entry for Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest. **2nd place in Non Canon Awards for one shot**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Emmett - Complete
Who Says? by GemmaH reviews
A geek. A girl. A bet: Three dates, one kiss. Who will be most surprised at what they discover? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give It To Me by amandac3 reviews
Bella Swan has always been a little insecure in the intimacy department. With some encouragement from her friend, she is about to do the unthinkable. She is about to make a call that could possibly change her life forever. Entry for Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Man by kitchmill reviews
For three years, Bella has lusted after one of her clients, the beautiful, introverted pianist, Edward Masen. When a corporate error forces them together for the night, will Edward be able to offer her what she's really looking for in a man? A contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slide by MissJanuary reviews
Where are your lines? Would you tip-toe or would you slide across them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward - Complete
Pulled Over by Edward's Eternal reviews
A lead foot. An angry, hot cop. How will this end? My entry for the DTE contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 256 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 810 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
Dexterous Digits by femme-mal reviews
She'd left Mr. Stuck-in-a-Rut a year ago; could she get what she wanted from guitarist Edward? One-shot submission to 2013 Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest, and a continuation of one-shot Zipless.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Periodic Table by Livie79 reviews
Forced to seek the help of a tutor, Bella wastes no time setting her sights on the hot bronze haired boy. After all, shouldn't learning be fun? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,418 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blurred Lines by SparklyLadies reviews
Our entry for the 2013 Dirty Talkin Edward Twific Contest. Top 5 in the Public Vote
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,447 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
Don't Mess With the Shoes by Deebelle1 reviews
Isabella witnesses something in her boss Edward's office that she shouldn't have. She flees to avoid getting caught and loses a shoe in the process. But did she really get away undetected? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Talk Dirty To Me by Carolinacullen2012 reviews
Bella is a phone sex operator and has been featured in a couple of the company's commercials advertising their services, but what she doesn't expect is that one of her clients lives right next door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
Stockholm Syndrome by CullensTwiMistress reviews
He walked into my house as if he owned it, then showed me he owned my body, too. AH; Romance. Collaboration with Twiddler83 for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Dream or Reality? reviews
Bella's husband is off to a secret mission to serve his country. Pregnant and heartbroken Bella finds herself in a dream like no other. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spring Fever reviews
Damn the spring time! The prime time for mating for animals just had to ring true for vampires as well... How will Edward cope with the season when his very human Bella is just so devastatingly tempting? Not to mention willing. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gimme a Ride reviews
Bella Swan takes a chance and picks up a polite hitchhiker during a storm. Is he not as reserved as he seems? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dexterous Digits reviews
She'd left Mr. Stuck-in-a-Rut a year ago; could she get what she wanted from guitarist Edward? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daydreams reviews
Edward Cullen, heir and CEO of the family corporation, is screwed… Literally, because the only way he can have his new PA seems to be in his dreams… But sometimes daydreams come true! Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
High School Reunion reviews
Ten years after leaving high school, Emmett McCarty returns for the ten year class reunion. Is he ready to face his old class mates once again, including his high school crush? Slash pairings. Rated M for a reason. Contest entry for Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Tartarus reviews
Isabella doesn't believe in mind-blowing sex, or even mutual satisfaction. She believes in friction. Until one day she rubs a certain Statistics Professor the wrong way - the result is glorious chaos. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,611 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Periodic Table reviews
Forced to seek the help of a tutor, Bella wastes no time setting her sights on the hot bronze haired boy. After all, shouldn't learning be fun? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,444 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got A Way With Words reviews
Her lifelong passion embodied by her perfect man. But will words fail them? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good In The Stacks reviews
Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 291 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Felt reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me reviews
Bella is a phone sex operator and has been featured in a couple of the company's commercials advertising their services, but what she doesn't expect is that one of her clients lives right next door. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 206 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liberation reviews
A night with charismatic Edward Cullen sets an uptight, guarded Bella Swan free. Only for mature readers over the age of eighteen. Englishward and Britella. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Capital Gains reviews
He was all suits and ties, crisp lines and shiny shoes. No one knew what really went on in that corner office. Will she be brave enough to knock and find out? Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barred reviews
Drug runner Edward is always called away from the road when he passes a certain establishment. He knows all his dirty desires can be fulfilled in that bar, and he never takes no for an answer. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Enough reviews
I was dangerously close to stepping over that line, but it was going to take a little help. He gave me just enough. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Be Bad reviews
Reserved Bella lives out a fantasy as the sexy bad girl for a night. Edward is only too happy to help her. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember This reviews
At work, she was in charge. She was the boss, the go-to person for all decisions. She was ruthless and demanding and utterly in control. At home, she was simply his. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ruined reviews
Country singer Bella Swan is in for the time of her life when she meets a certain dirty talkin' cowboy after a concert. One night in his arms was supposed to be enough, but when Edward Cullen keeps popping up, what is she supposed to do? He's as delicious as can be, and she should know...she's tasted every inch of him. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,448 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Bella, Edward
Slide reviews
Where are your lines? Would you tip-toe or would you slide across them? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Says? reviews
A geek. A girl. A bet: Three dates, one kiss. Who will be most surprised at what they discover? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dress reviews
What a difference a dress makes. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professional Development reviews
Edward and Bella have been teaching together all year at the Forks Primary School. After their last day of school, they decide to have a drink to celebrate. Things get dirty from there. An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,943 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blurred Lines reviews
Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred? An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Dior to Homme reviews
Edward Cullen is the new face for Aro Dior's signature fragrance. Will ad exec Isabella be able to handle the notorious man whore, or will a clash of wills turn into fiery passion? Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Got You reviews
Go ahead and say goodbye; I'll be all right. Go ahead and make me cry; I'll be all right. And when you need a place to run to, for better or worse, I got you. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Man reviews
For three years, Bella has lusted after one of her clients, the beautiful, introverted pianist, Edward Masen. When a corporate error forces them together for the night, will Edward be able to offer her what she's really looking for in a man? A contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Only Took Five reviews
Minor broken filters and one unavoidable revelation. Not the best combination for certain situations…like this one. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest. Yeah! WARNING: OVER 18 ONLY PLEASE. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power Tools and Pearls reviews
She didn't want to dwell in the past anymore. She'd always been a woman of action, and action was exactly what she needed. Bella was going to renovate her house, and maybe she could renovate her life in the process. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Have the Right to Remain Dirty reviews
There's a dumpster and a hooker, but his mouth may be the dirtiest thing in this alley! Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aliases and Avatars reviews
"Looking to make big fast and easy? Get paid to get off while helping others fulfill their fantasies, one word at a time." -All it took was one classified ad… and one client named, B. Fate knocked… and I answered. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,693 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard as a Rock reviews
Bella wanted a breathtaking landscape design for her home. Stonemason Edward has a certain way of dealing with something that's hard as a rock at the end of his workday. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give It To Me reviews
Bella Swan has always been a little insecure in the intimacy department. With some encouragement from her friend, she is about to do the unthinkable. She is about to make a call that could possibly change her life forever. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pulled Over reviews
Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Mess with the Shoes reviews
Isabella witnesses something in her boss, Edward's, office that she shouldn't have. She flees to avoid getting caught and loses a shoe in the process. But did she really get away undetected? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
You Can't Judge a Book By Its Cover reviews
Bella's been lusting after library patron Edward for a while. He appears to be the epitome of a perfect gentleman, but you know what they say about judging a book by its cover... Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tequila Brave reviews
Following a breakup, Bella believes that more than just her heart is broken. An alcohol-laden night with Edward reveals a secret she'd rather keep hidden, but her oldest friend is happy to show her that he can be everything she wants and needs. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome reviews
He walked into my house as if he owned it, then showed me he owned my body, too. AH; Romance. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete