IWatchTheOneTheyCallKeziah
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Joined 05-25-13, id: 4746162, Profile Updated: 08-22-13
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Uhm. What to say.

As far as writing goes, I don't really write fanfiction, much. Really. I'm that lame.

However, I do write some (I hesitate to use this word) original stuff. I have A LOT of finished, and/unfinished work. Some is high fantasy, some horror, I even have a few modern stories. If you're interested, let me know.

But since this -is- a fanfic site, I suppose it makes sense to list what I'm into. It's a fairly short list, sadly.

I love crack fics, with a burning passion. Other fiction is okay, but if it doesn't make me laugh I am very harsh on the OOC-ness. I don't know why, it bothers me.
OCs are meh, I don't hate them, and only like them if well done. I'm picky.

I'm particularly invested in the Naruto fandom, and there are some really great authors there. I really like Hetalia fics, Harry Potter fics, LOTR, and there are a few others that I love (The Legend of Skyrim, anyone? :D).

I always review if asked, and if I like what you are doing, you will be pestered for updates.

I've recently been asked my opinions on pairings (in Naruto in particular) and the answer is this: idgaf. If it's well done, it's well done. I do have preferences, but if you don't ship who I do, that isn't the reason I don't like your story. For instance, I most definitely ship ShikaTem, but seeing a ShikaIno tag doesn't scare me off.
And as for Yaoi, well, there are some characters where it's totally believable. Sorry. It's just not much of a stretch to see them as homosexuals. Do I think it's easy to pull off all characters as gay? Certainly not. But it can be done. Not always.

Anyway. Thing no one will read= complete.

My stories: (all one of them)

Rising Sun: Revisited.
Currently has two chapters, a Twilight crack fic. Because if I'm going to make fun of anything, might as well throw the low punches first.
Edward AU, no non-canon shipping. T for language (I guess), and Jacob's fairly prominent. Have fun.

Also, reviews are nice.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30066 - Favs: 16,314 - Follows: 14,430 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things My Little Brother Asks by Dana-Eliza reviews
Gaara asks Kankuro and Temari the most embarrassing questions and they need to find the right way to answer them. Crack fic, really short chapters and a very unknowing Gaara. Before Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Gay Roommates by laurana117 reviews
Rock Lee has been 'youthfully evicted' from his apartment. So he moves in with his teammate Tenten. His boyfriend Sai also moves in. Now Tenten has to tell Neji why these two men are living with her. OOC. NejiTen and SaiLee. Tenten gets to experience all the fun of two gay roommates as well as a jealous Hyuuga? What is going on..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,137 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Tenten, Neji H.
A very Gaara Christmas by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
Gaara does something he really shouldn't have on Christmas eve, and starts off an unstoppable chain of events! I know it's nowhere near christmas, but whatever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rising Sun: Revisited reviews
Edward Cullen isn't like Alice, or any of the others. He's alone, and a little tired of expectations, boredom, fantasies, and stupidity. He wants change. But when change happens, he's unsure if he's ready. However, armed with his wit and sarcasm, he can do anything. Even if it means dealing with dogs, mystery machines, and justice incarnate. Much absurd. Not mine.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob