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Joined 05-26-13, id: 4748021, Profile Updated: 01-18-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

A lowly undergrad with a guilty pleasure.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 114-116, Shut Up and Do the Impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 116 - Words: 630,572 - Reviews: 28689 - Favs: 15,517 - Follows: 14,276 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12857 - Favs: 16,016 - Follows: 14,800 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,979 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Blessing in Disguise by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose Hathaway is a troubled teen sent to a private maximum security Military Academy. During her stay, she meets General Dimitri Belikov, who pushes and challenges Rose to her highest possible limits. Can she break through his tough exterior?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,362 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3364 - Favs: 6,473 - Follows: 7,400 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Destiny by Annie Lockwood reviews
Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,214 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 362,190 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,904 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11186 - Favs: 8,005 - Follows: 6,345 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Grow Together by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,243 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hermione Writes Bad Fanfiction by 3theCaptain reviews
A fanfiction about Hermione writing a fanfiction about herself writing a fanfiction about herself. Quickly dissolves into parody territory. [Comedy! One shot, so you can just read this, then you and I will pretend this never happened.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5843 - Favs: 5,989 - Follows: 3,367 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8457 - Favs: 10,063 - Follows: 7,576 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trust by Meandering Fox reviews
Harry goes to sleep at 31, but wakes up on his 10th birthday in the cupboard under the stairs. Voldemort is still alive, as are many others. Can Harry end the second war before it starts? DH compliant, mostly. Bill, Remus, Dumbledore, and many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,462 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7180 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6657 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Traveller by Somigliana reviews
Hermione has deviated from an obvious life. She has moved down a challenging and divergent, but ultimately lonely, path. She meets Severus Snape by chance one day, and she has some difficult choices to make.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,647 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unconventional by Beboots reviews
Alternate Universe. Aviators and Naval officers do frequent some of the same circles, and cross paths more often than you’d expect. Great Britain, despite what its people want you to think, is still a small country. Jane/Laurence
Temeraire - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7739 - Favs: 7,013 - Follows: 3,991 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 115 - Words: 787,756 - Reviews: 5856 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3374 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 208 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Substitute by ColdCoffeeEyes25 reviews
When Hagrid pops the question to Madame Maxime and the wedding date is set for April, the Hogwarts faculty must find a replacement Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Crossover with The Crocodile Hunter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Halloween Pranks by Ramos reviews
A Halloween comedy, originally written for the Sugar Quill challenge, but turned out to be too long. Not part of my 'Hinge of Fate.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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The Improbable Feat reviews
Fun little oneshot in the hospital room in the end of Twilight. Bella and Edward talk, and Bella gets a little annoyed when Edward claims he did the "impossible." Bella is probably quite OOC. She is a bit more scienceminded and a little nitpicking with language. But then again, she might be pretty high on painkillers, so don't get too upset with her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The Story in the Song
A series of non-connected oneshots. Varying degrees of AU. Very varying degrees of seriousness. Newest installment contains a visit by the auror academy, an anecdote or two about Moody, and students stressed out by exams. I feel their pain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,573 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort
No Time Like The Present reviews
Short oneshot. Hermione goes to a meeting in a book club, and quotes Isaac Newton, confusing the leader of the club. Ron disapproves, of course. Just something that popped into my head after studying too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete