Halunygin
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Joined 05-26-13, id: 4748150, Profile Updated: 02-16-15
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

About Me

I am of the female gender.

I LOVE HARRY POTTER!

My animagus and Patronus is an arctic fox

My wand is ash with dragon heartstring core, 12 1/2 inches

I am a Hufflepuff, according to Pottermore, but also have Slytherin tendencies

I am going to be a junior this fall

I am shy in person, but social online

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color: green, purple, blue

food: Italian

genre of music: pop, rock, and musicals, movie or broadway, it depends

Harry Potter character: I love them all! But I'd say Luna and Neville

I am planning on writing with an OC named Nicolette Weasley. She's Arthur Weasley's younger sister, and she's lived in the burrow since she was thirteen. She's the same age as and close with the Marauders, especially James, and the Slytherins, Severus, Regulus, Narcissa, And Lucius. Her love interest is Severus. She is not a Mary-Sue, just a Weasley.

the Stupid Test, bold the ones that apply!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Got your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking(one time it landed in a girl's hair!)

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Worn two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (hasn’t everybody?)

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (rarely though, usually I am right)

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door frame

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

58/100.

Am I more boy or girl? Let's find out!

YOUR BOY SIDE

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be/still are obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

10/24

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelery.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything

6/24

I’m afraid of a lot of things. Just how crazy am I?

I fear …

[ ] black people

[x] the dark

] staying single forever

[x] being a parent

[ ] being in front of others

] open spaces

[x] closed spaces

[ ] heights

[ ] dogs

[x] birds

[ ] fish

[x] spiders

[ ] flowers or other plants

[ ] fire

[x] deep water

[ ] snakes

[x] silk

[ ] the ocean

[x] failure

[ ] success

[x] thunder/lightning

[ ] frogs/toads

[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad

[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom

[x] rats

[x] jumping from high places

[ ] snow

[ ] rain

[ ] wind

[x] crossing hanging bridges

[x] death

[ ] heaven

[x] being robbed/mugged/raped

[x] falling

[x] clowns

[x] dolls

[x] large crowds of people

[x] men

[ ] women

[x] having great responsibilities

[ ] doctors

[x] dentists

[ ] tornadoes

[ ] hurricanes

[x] incurable diseases

[x] sharks

[ ] Friday the 13th

[ ] ghosts

[x] poverty

] Halloween

[ ]school

[ ] trains

[ ] odd numbers

[ ] even numbers

[ ] being alone

[x] becoming blind

[x] becoming deaf

[ ] growing up, becoming old

[x] fairies/Edward Cullen

[x] creepy noises in the night

[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goal

[ ] needles

[ ] blood

28/73

More than 30: I recommend some counseling

More than 20: you are paranoid(on the verge of insanity, and I like it:))

11-20: you are normal

10 or less: you are fearless

0: YOU ARE FULL OF CRAP!

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drug
[ ] You have a lot of friends
[x] You get along with everyone
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[ ] One of your favourite colors is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 8

HUFFLEPUFF:
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[x] You’re completely straight-edge.
[x] You’re very emotional
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 10

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 8

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[ ] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 7

IM A HUFFLEPUFF! I know I mentioned it at the top, but it's nice to know. Looks like I could belong to any House.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drik and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(maybe when it comes to Harry Potter:D)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sirius the Godfather and the Troubling Times of Parenthood by BetweenLines55 reviews
A collection of AU story snippets about Sirius the Godfather and his sidekick Remus the Werewolf, as they embark on their journey to raise the angsty, trouble ridden, hero of the Wizarding World. T cause Wolfstar and swearing. Request a thing, if you'd like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,299 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Harry P. - Complete
And So He Panicked by WhoaItsAmber reviews
The idea from this story came from a prompt I came across on Tumblr. Lily is about to go into labor, and James isn't home. Who is going to help her get to St. Mungos? One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Taking Care of Daddy by SadieAnnabethMellark reviews
When Harry is feeling ill while watching his oldest son, James takes care of him until his Mummy returns home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
Rewritten History by TheAtomicBoom reviews
I'm hosting this for my friend who's too lazy to get her own account. AU fic of Snape and Lily getting together and having kids. Harry still exists and it follows the book storylines for the most part. POV will change several times.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 416,472 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011
Thirty Reasons Why by TheChasm reviews
"Why am I even friends with you lot?" Remus groans. He should have known his friends would take that as a challenge. / A fluffy Marauder one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
A Very Starkid Fanfic by YourPontmercyFriend reviews
AVPM, Quirrell and Voldemort are together and adopt an 11 year old witch. Quirrellmort. Quirrelmort. Quirrelldemort. T for awkwardness, Scarfy, and PDA. The writing is rocky for a loong time, bear with me this was my first fanfic. Major crack going on here and some feels along with it. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,011 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Bet by Emerald Ashes reviews
"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
The Marauders' Notes by Esin of Sardis reviews
"Mr. Moony wishes to remind Mr. Padfoot and Mr. Prongs what happened last time they were passing notes in class." Four Marauders, four pieces of bewitched parchment, and a whole schedule of boring classes to fill with something more interesting! 6th and 7th year James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter's version of paying attention doesn't involve much actual attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 48,309 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Advice by soundcheck123 reviews
Teddy goes to Ginny in desperate need of some dating advice. Implied Teddy/Victoire and some minor Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Ginny W., Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Best, Bravest Boy by Evergreen 360 reviews
OneShot. "James decided Daddy must not be very good at his job if he just went around kissing evildoers like Albus." A quiet evening in the Potter's living room in which James Sirius tries to do the right thing, Albus laughs at Daddy, and Lily decides they're all very silly. NextGen drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Harry P., Albus S. P., Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
31 Lines That Should Never Be Used On Lily Evans by emblah01 reviews
"N.B.: These lines will result in injury, mental scaring, a bludgeon to the ego, hexing, cursing, jinxing, various illnesses, turning up in odd places (such as Australia or Canada), etc. if ever used on Lily Evans. DO NOT ATTEMPT THEM UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE!" A list of pick-lines James has use don Lily in the past. Oneshot. Rated T for sexual references. Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Daddy's Manicure by They-Want-Me-To-Tap-Dance reviews
When the famous Harry Potter, Head of Auror Office, comes into work with colorfully painted fingernails, many questions arise amongst members of the Auror Office. Far from shame, Harry explains in a matter-of-fact tone the things he lets his children do to him for the sake of playtime. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Harry P., Lily Luna P., Teddy L. - Complete
The problem with Granger's by THGHPforever14 reviews
Hermione Granger has to go to a family party, but what happens when her snobby Aunt and cousin try to ruin her relationship? DM/HG. SEQUEL UP NOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Really, Arthur by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the marvelously long and loving lives of Molly Prewett and Arthur Weasley. A sibling piece to "Oh, Harry" and "Honestly, Ronald."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,726 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Old Warmth of the Sun by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
REBOOT IN PROGRESS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 86,584 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Personal Hell by KnitFreak reviews
Professor Dumbledore is tired of James and Severus fighting 24/7. So he has planned the ultimate summer punishment for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,841 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Facets by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
Harry knew that this was going to be one of those days when the Department of Mysteries screwed up. And it had to involve an alternate universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
15 Reasons I Hate Ginny Weasley by SkittlesAreAwesome reviews
Sequel to '15 Reasons I Hate Draco Malfoy', but can stand alone! Draco lists 15 reasons why he hates Ginny. Blaise provides commentary. D - 'She always calls me Ferret...' B - 'Who doesn't after fourth year' DM/GW and a little BZ/LL! And a lot of Blaise getting told to shut up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Broken Babies and Dirty Diapers by Allons-y Lovelies reviews
Sirius and James are left alone with Harry for 20 minutes, and in that time Sirius get's hit in the head with a toy snitch, Harry cries and James apparently kissed Remus... Anyone else confused? ONESHOT R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Repercussions of Paperwork by shiny ruby reviews
A cute Teddy and Harry bonding moment the day before he has to leave for Hogwarts. R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Out of the Mouths of Babes by snapefan520 reviews
Children say the most embarassing things, as Hermione and Severus find out one night while having dinner with the Potters. AU, post DH, EWE. SS/HG and HP/GW. Family, Humor, and a tiny bit of innuendo. Rated K just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Lesson In Telling Your Godson That You Are Gay by 40linesofgay reviews
That didn't end very well. Drabble. "What if he doesn't like me? What if he doesn't like us? What if he runs off and never wants to see us and asserts his straightness by impregnating a muggle? What if? What if?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Different Way Of Life by WillowBlueJay17 reviews
The life of Harry Potter was fun, tragic, dangerous. But what if Harry was Harriet? How would life be like for the Girl Who Lived and her allies? Slightly AU in some parts. Partially gender bent cast. Canon and Non-Canon Pairings. Gender bent Trio. NO SLASH! Series of moments from the books in random order. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 145,064 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Such Astonishing Surprises by Lerysakon reviews
One-Shot. Family Reunion fic – Hermione's family has gathered to celebrate the 75th birthday of their matriarch. What they didn't expect were the changes that happened to Hermione as well as the news that was in store for them. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,871 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Recipe for Babies by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap reviews
Rose Weasley wants to know where babies come from.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Busy Day for Rosie by Skettimon reviews
In the single moment it took for her to see that broom, she had let go of Hugo's hand. "You! You lost Rose? HA! Merlin, Hermione!" Little one shot featuring six year old Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Rose W. - Complete
Pesky Little Sister by FourEmptySpaces reviews
Lily Luna follows her brothers everywhere, but there are times where they really, really, really don't need her coming with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Better Than a Weasel by danniperson reviews
Ron and Draco try to name their newborn son. RWDM, SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Scarred for Life by danniperson reviews
Why you should never let Fred and George babysit...SSHP, RWDM, FDHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Too Young by danniperson reviews
Severus isn't ready for his daughter to get married. Harry had to convince him to come to the wedding. SSHP, RWDM, FDHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Look deep into my breakfast? by Scattered Letters reviews
A bit of fluff with Remus and Sirius. Is Sirius reading too deep into what the Marauders eat for breakfast? P.s: this is kinda a follow on to "What's your Type" but both can be read independently. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sirius Black and the Failed Pick Up Lines by Hatter of Madness reviews
Sirius tries 45 pick up lines to get Remus to date him. Too bad they don't work. Rated T for language and innuendos. Dialogue only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Name by EmilyMarie15 reviews
"Well how about something manly… like Archibald… okay, I was kidding." A dialogue story where Harry and Ginny discuss what to name their children. Now includiing all 'Next Gen' kids. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Who Would Win in a Duel? by Ferretess xxx reviews
Fred and George host a game show where they talk about who would win in a duel. Also, readers get to review on who they would vote for. Mrs. Figg is a character because she shows up in nearly every duel it seems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - George W., Arabella F. - Complete
Ahha! I knew it! by ilfreitas reviews
Since James found Sirius and Remus getting out of a broom closet, looking rather ravished, he knows they're dating,but why are they keeping it from him? James plans to make them tell him without having to ask...but it's harder than he thought Sirius/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
15 Reasons I Hate Draco Malfoy by SkittlesAreAwesome reviews
'His hair is an unnatural colour' Challenge from IfWeLivedaLittleEveryDay :D Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognise! Sequel now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Little Weezy by John Faina reviews
Fred and George turn Ron into a much smaller version of himself with one of their experimental sweets. Harry wonders whether or not it was an accident. All of them quickly discover that Ron is not simply small, but his child-like charm is...irresistible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ten Things I Hate About You by Hatter of Madness reviews
Sirius writes a list of reasons why he hates Remus. And as luck would have it, Remus happens to stumble upon it... slash. Remus/Sirius. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
LoveHate Relationship by dark-night-sky reviews
Next Gen. ScorpiusAlbus. None-canon characters. Albus makes his way through school with an innocent crush on a certain Malfoy. Of course, with James as your brother, Scorpius as your crush and such a clever best friend, things never really stay simple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,580 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Rocky Relationship by MinervaEvenstar reviews
During a Marauder luncheon, Sirius and Remus banter with so many rock-related puns it makes James and Peter want to 'stone' them to death. Oneshot including SiriusRemus slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Oh, Harry by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by Sunstorm of ThunderClan reviews
The Harry Potter gang get new phones, then have fun with autocorrect feature. All autocorrects came from
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Ministry Questions by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
The ministry decided to get to know fellow wizards. The questions are all work related and not personal. I repeat not personal well maybe a little. And guess this, there is a reward after finishing the questions. I do not own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Ronald by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the frequently hectic and passionate lives of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. A sibling piece to "Really, Arthur" and "Oh, Harry."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Smarter Than The Average Ferret by Ash Light reviews
"What's gotten into me? I was transformed into a ferret, I was forced to bite Goyle straight on the arse, and I'm quite certain I was nearly indecently assaulted by another ferret! Why are you laughing?" Draco has a very bad day indeed. R/H, D/A
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Clothing Calamities by Crazy4Moony reviews
Draco never expected taking a relationship to the next level could bring so much trouble. Who expects wearing each other's clothes to be an obstacle anyway? He still can't find it in himself to object to Ron's wishes when he uses that gruff voice of his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Their child by Acuna Magnus Bane reviews
what happens when you let a werewolf and an ex-convict raise a child? i dont know so you'll have to read and find out. be warned there will be some language and sexual humor. all done now. read and review. no flames. it's frowned upon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 89,309 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Conclusions by Withershins reviews
Sirius and Remus are acting oddly and James, despite his best intentions, can't help but jump to wild conclusions. SBRL slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Day Sirius Became Utterly Insane by ilfreitas reviews
Sirius woke up like he always did. Well, almost, because he started to hear a voice. Who was talking? Why was he the ony one who heard it? Why did the teachers bet on him? Why didn't the voice stop saying 'said Sirius? SiriusxRemus One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Baby's First Word by banshee-of-scotland reviews
They pick up so much . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
On a scale from one to red by Crazy4Moony reviews
"Remus," Sirius began sternly, a stubborn set to his jaw, "how much, on a scale from one to blue, do you love me?" Sirius has some questions that need answering, and no unfilled red chart is going to stop him from reaching his goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tacky Pureblood Humour by Ha'niqua reviews
Draco tells a knock knock joke, and Ginny is not amused. For the D/G Forum 'Challenge Tag' Thread
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
New Housemates by snapealina reviews
Remus brings home a fish tank. Domestic, silly, fluff, established relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Polyjuice Mayhem by snapealina reviews
Written for the Severus Big Bang Birthday Bash on LJ. Happy birthday, Professor. Summary: The Weasley-twins wants revenge on Severus, but you don’t mess with Severus Snape and get away with it! Warnings: massive use of Polyjuice Potion
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Déjà vu by mrscakeakajane reviews
A very short, cute drabble. with Potter Black Lupin and Snape. read and review rated T for bad language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
RemusSirius Themes by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fun on a Flane by snapealina reviews
Silly Snupin story :D Remus is trying to get Severus to do something fun! Slash implied, but not descriptive. Beware of Silly!Lupin :D Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Unusual Allergies by Roquette reviews
Draco has a problem, and its not one that anyone would have thought of. SLASH! RW/DM Fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Adventures of Snuffles and Sevvy by xoravenoxeap reviews
Some cute little fluff, every chapter is one One-Shot, about Sirius Black and Severus Snape. SLASH! YE BE WARNED! SS/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,099 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Atoning The Past by Lupin's Mistress reviews
slightly AU-6th year. Based on the Severitus Challenge. Harry and Snape must deal with the fact that they are father and son as well as all the other troubles that 6th year brings with it. NO SLASH Please read and review. COMPLETE. The sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,391 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
100 Ways by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
100 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Making Stupid Mistakes So Harry Can Finally Kill Him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Talking Backwards by fuzzyalligator reviews
COMPLETE::Sirius has been hit by a spell that makes him talk backwards. What kind of trouble can he get into?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,598 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor by Dramagirl007 reviews
This isn't HB related. Harry's in his sixth year and due to a major potions accident Severus turned into a baby. Dumbledore thinks only one student is capable of taking care of baby Severus and that would be our favorite boy who lived. NO SLASH Yes spanks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 99,905 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Welcome To The Granger Family by Beloved Discord reviews
AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life goes on by PadyandMoony reviews
Sequel to “The name is Potter Black!” where Harry was raised by Sirius and Remus at Hogwarts. What happens after the events of fourth year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,986 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Proper Romance by Keryl Raist reviews
My version of WIKTT's Marriage Law. Snape's nicer, but still in character. Yes, it can be done! Hermione's an adult, trying to move on from her grief. Comfort, healing, and romance await. Come, read, and see if you agree with over 1000 positive reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 161,567 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,212 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
And Let My Words Be Few by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. A silly bit of fluff that disregards all the books. Snape and Lily never had a fallingout, therefore Snape finds himself the guardian of a bouncing baby boy. Too bad the rest of wizarding England doesn't agree with the decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How To Make Bubbles Amusing by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Written with the eversotalented HermioneGranger47393! Sirius and Remus are together and try to find a way to tell James and Peter. Very fluffy and much too hilarious rehearsals ensue. Were they even needed? :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Decreso Aetas by Haunted Emerald Depths reviews
COMPLETE. An accident occurs in Charms that leaves Draco looking after a...slightly different Harry. How will they live through it, and how do others take the change? What will happen when Draco begins thinking of Harry differently? Spoilers. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,164 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
5 Reasons Not To by rekahneko reviews
Remus reminds himself about why his friendship with Sirius shouldn't be tampered with. Slash, RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Playing Dead by Lykaios Nyx reviews
AU Remus and Sirius play a game with Harry. SLASH RLSB [AU Living With arc]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Switching Sides by Hopeakaarme reviews
There's a cure for lycanthropy: Switching the werewolf's gender. Remus is ready to take this cure, but as he becomes Remia Lupin, HER romantical relationship with Sirius goes also through some changes... COMPLETE. Dedicated to Queen Vampyre Akasha.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Teachers Pass Notes Too by TheGossipQueen reviews
The title says it all. Teachers pass notes too. Read the ones that the Hogwarts teachers pass between each other. Pure humor. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Something Like Deception by FadingSlowly reviews
COMPLETE James has a crush on Lily, but she can't stand him. Out of all the Marauders, she's only friends with Remus. So what does James do? Switch bodies with Remus, of course! But Remus has plans of his own . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,996 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
LPHP Second Dose: A Story in Twenty Eight Snippets by Tavalya Ra reviews
Severus Snape and Sirius Black were experimenting and this time it really was with potions. Not OotP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,467 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Everybody in the Room by Tavalya Ra reviews
Random insanity set after the events of Love Potion HP. Mucking about in the kitchen, Harry Potter and Remus Lupin brew a weakened batch of Veritaserum and verbal chaos ensues when Severus Snape accidentally drinks a dose. SSSB Slash of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Love Potion HP by Tavalya Ra reviews
Severus Snape and Sirius Black have always shared a strong mutual hatred, but never before have they been obsessed with each other. Whether it's love or lust, they're both disgusted by it. Someone's playing cupid, but is it fate, Dumbledore, or Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,781 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
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A Glorious Sick Day
Hermione's sick, and Ginny takes care of her. Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
To Forget About You
A poem about love being torn apart by the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 2/15
Banana
Sirius and Remus go out on a date, and Sirius's outfit resembles fruit. Who cares about a summary when it's Wolfstar?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Confusion and Kissing reviews
Remus sees Sirius kissing James. Obviously, this upsets him. Wolfstar, I can't summarize well, just read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Odd Love reviews
For the Person Before You's OTP Challenge by Maria the Ravenclaw. Rolanda learns she doesn't hate Severus as much as she thought. No flames, I beg you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Severus S., R. Hooch - Complete
Just A Dream reviews
Remus has a nightmare, Sirius comforts him. Just Wolfstar fluff because I can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Comfort From an Unexpected Source reviews
For the Parental Challenge. Scorpius finds an unlikely friend after a breakup. ASP/SM implied at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Ron W., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Man to Man Talk
Draco and Ron have a talk, as only a Weasley and Malfoy could. GW/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Love of Family reviews
Teddy Lupin learns the importance of family the night before leaving for Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W., Teddy L. - Complete
Unexpected in Hogmeade
When Frank Longbottom decided to visit Hogsmeade, he didn't expect to find Alice Prewitt sitting in a booth by herself at The Three Broomsticks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete