I am Nikita Daughter of Apollo
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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Kickin' It.

Sup? I'm Nikita, a daughter of Apollo as my penname states. I love the show Pretty Little Liars(SPOBY!!), along with Arrow. I love the Percy Jackson book series along with the Gallagher Girls book series(ZAMMIE!!). I also love the Divergent trilogy. Ooh and The Selection. And Harry Potter. And the Anna and the French Kiss series...you know what I love a lot of books/book series I don't have time to go through them all. I'm a girl from the ages of 9 and 19. I'm a red belt in karate. I'm a nerd. My old penname was brownbeltninja. My profile pic is just some lyrics from one of my favorite songs called "Bulletproof Love" by Pierce the Veil. "My love for you was bulletproof, but you're the one who shot me."

I am a student at the Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women. Hurt my sisters, face my wrath.

I ship Jeyna, Percabeth, Tratie, Gwen/Dakota(Gwekota?), Will/Nyssa(Wilyssa?), Thalico(if Thalia wasn't a hunter...wait but then again Nico is mine...), Kick, Jace, Millie, Dovewing/Tigerheart(Doveheart? Tigerwing?) Zammie, Brant, Jiz, Spoby, Haleb(NOOO THEY BROKE UP :'( Tears...), Ezria(I hope Ezra isn't A...ah who am I kidding), Maxon/America(Axon? Merica? idk..), Harry/Ginny(Hinny? Garry?), Scorose, Etienne(St. Clair)/Anna(Etianna?), Lola/Cricket(Licket? Wait that sounds wrong...Crola?) and Fourtris(aka Ten xD).

I absolutely LOVE Smosh, Pewdiepie, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, JacksGap(both Jack and Finn), VintageBeef(well all the Mindcrackers really, but Beef is my fave, followed by Pause, then Anderz, then Guude...then everyone else because they're all so amazing!) and Shane Dawson. Anthony is my favorite in Smosh, but not by much, because he and Ian are equally awesome. It's funny when Anthony screws Ian up in video games :'D I'm a true bro of Pewds. *brofist to all the other bros* And as for Shane Dawson... #Shanaynay :D I absolutely LOVE Dan, Phil, Jack, and Finn. They're hot, hilarious, and have the cutest accents. And VintageBeef is hilarious. Same with all the other Mindcrackers

My favorite movies: Revenge of the Bridesmaids(if you haven't seen it WATCH IT!), Despicable Me(1 and 2) Perks of Being a Wallflower, Pitch Perfect, A Monster in Paris(Un Monstre a Paris), Just Friends, Mean Girls, Frozen, Hunger Games, and the Harry Potter movies.

My favorite tv shows: Kickin' It, Pretty Little Liars, Austin & Ally, Jessie, Good Luck Charlie, Wizards of Waverly Place, the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, the Suite Life on Deck, and Pair of Kings

My favorite books/book series: Percy Jackson, Warriors, Heroes of Olympus(Percy Jackson sequel), Gallagher Girls, Divergent(all three books), The Selection, 39 Clues, Vespers Rising(39 Clues sequel), Unstoppable(Vespers Rising sequel), Anna and the French Kiss(the whole series), Harry Potter, and Hunger Games(just the first book, the others are meh)

My favorite singers/bands: Taylor Swift, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Three Days Grace(have you ever wondered if Thalia likes Three Days Grace? Ya know, cause her last name...), Sleeping With Sirens(Kellin has an AHMAZING voice), Pierce the Veil, the Script, One Republic, Pitbull, Smosh, Imagine Dragons, and Cher Lloyd.

My favorite songs: Tri Martolod(folk song I saw in French class, but for some reason I love it), Alone Together, Mr. Brightside, I Hate Everything About You(I can totally relate to the song.), practically all of TDG's One-X album, Here We Go, Postcards and Polaroids, If You Can't Hang, If I'm James Dean Then You're Audrey Hepburn, King For A Day(Kellin and Vic? Perfect.), Bulletproof Love, Boxman 2.0, Tiptoe, Don't Stop the Party, Want U Back, Teenagers, and almost every Green Day and Taylor Swift song.

I love chocolate.

I hate spicy food.

That's pretty much it.


FAV CHARACTER: Thalia, Reyna, and Annabeth. Oh and Nico and Percy. They're frickin' awesome.

FAV COUPLE(S): Percabeth and Jeyna.

LEAST FAV CHARACTER: Octavian.

LEAST FAV COUPLE: Jasper(Sorry guys. It's true.)

MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER: Octavian

MOST HATED CHARACTER: Octavian.

FUNNIEST CHARACTER: I don't know. They're all hilarious. Probably Leo.

FAVORITE BOOK out of the series: Titan's Curse.


So if you guys want to join the Jayna club add your name to the list: I am Hazel Daughter of Pluto, I am Reyna Daughter of Bellona, I am Thalia Daughter of Zeus, thegreekgoddesshestia, melon-me, Headintheclouds818, IamAnnabethDaughterofAthena, Penguins2Japan, Sillygoose97618, BlackScrazy, joybella, OliviiaS4, Anime Princess, ForeverintheShade,HecateA, I am Bianca Daughter of Hades, I am Jason Son of Jupiter, KuroshitsujixPJaO, Take Your Sweet Time, Orikamigirl, catz r the all time best, daughterofplutowazzup, Proud Harmonian, Donnatella-r, I am Nikita Daughter of Apollo


So a good author named Hannoie is working with me to make this parody. The idea just came to me, when I was teasing her about being a loser(even though I am one myself). So here it is!

Losers Together(Parody of Alone Together by Fall Out Boy)

Lyrics by I am Nikita Daughter of Apollo and Hannoie

I don't know why we're boring,
But I know that we all lo-ove fanfiction.
I don't know why we love it,
But for some weird reason we do!
And we like, to write stories, about,
Things that will never happen.
This is the life of a fangirl!
And we all li-ive it.
Say yeah!
(Yeah!)
Let's be losers together!
(Yeah!)
We'll probably be alone forever!
(Yeah!)
But we'll always have our book char-ac-ters.
Say yeah!
(Yeah!)
Let's be losers together!
(Yeah!)
We'll probably be alone forever!
(Yeah!)
But we'll always have book characters.
(Oh oh oh woah-oh! Oh oh oh woah-oh-oh. Oh oh oh woah-oh! Oh oh oh woah-oh-oh.)
We like to read the parodies,
That people make of book series.
It's interesting, what people write, yes it is(echo).
Us fangirls, yes we are crazy,
We really, really love to read.
Do you wanna, join our army?
Do you wanna ooh-ooh, yeah!
We have no life as you can see,
We're normally found in the library.
Harry Potter and the Hunger Games,
Percy Jackson and Divergent dang.
Cause I don't know why we're boring,
But I know that we all lo-ove fanfiction.
I don't know why we love it,
But for some weird reason we do!
And we like, to write stories, about,
Things that will never happen.
This is the life of a fangirl!
And we all li-ive it.
Say yeah!
(Yeah!)
Let's be losers together!
(Yeah!)
We'll probably be alone forever!
(Yeah!)
But we'll always have our book char-ac-ters.
Say yeah!
(Yeah!)
Let's be losers together!
(Yeah!)
We'll probably be alone forever!
(Yeah!)
But we'll always have book characters.
(Oh oh oh woah-oh! Oh oh oh woah-oh-oh. Oh oh oh woah-oh! Oh oh oh woah-oh-oh.)
Us fangirls, yes we are crazy,
We really, really love to read.
Do you wanna, join our army?
Do you wanna ooh-ooh, yeah!
We have no life as you can see,
We're normally found in the library.
Harry Potter and the Hunger Games,
Percy Jackson and Divergent dang.
Yeah.
(Yeah!)
Let's be losers together!
(Yeah!)
We'll probably be alone forever!
(Yeah!)
But we'll always have our book char-ac-ters.
Say yeah!
(Yeah!)
Let's be losers together!
(Yeah!)
We'll probably be alone forever!
(Yeah!)
But we'll always have characters.
I don't know why we're boring,
But I know that we all lo-ove fanfiction.
I don't know why we love it,
But for some weird reason we do!
And we like, to write stories, about,
Things that will never happen.
This is the life of a fangirl!
And we all li-ive it.

Erm so that's it. Hope ya liked the parody!


1. FIRST NAME: Nikita
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?: Nope.
3. SIBLING NAMES: Don't have any siblings. Yeah it really sucks.
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?: How would I know?
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS?: Uhm...I don't know. I've never been asked that before.
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?: Chicken.
7. KIDS?: Yeah, but not at this age. I want three kids. I definitely want boys and girls. Maybe two boys, one girl, or one boy, two girls. Dunno.
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?: HADES YEAH! I AM THE FRICKIN' AWESOMEST PERSON ALIVE!
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?: No. Why would I? Because I'm a girl? So sterotypical. *fake cries*
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?: Why would I use sarcasm? It's not like it's useful or anything.(If you couldn't tell that was sarcasm. I can't use it well on the internet.)
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?: ...
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?: Depends. But probably.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?: I don't eat cereal much, but cocoa rice crispies or whatever they're called. And fruit loops.
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?: Nerp(my version of no).
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?: Emotionally? No. Physically? Yes.
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?: Chocolate. Dutch chocolate, double chocolate chunk, chocolate cake batter, triple chocolate, fudge, anything chocolate.
17. SHOE SIZE?: I don't really pay attention anymore. When I buy shoes, I just try them on. If they don't fit, I just find one that will fit.
18. RED OR PINK?: That's really hard to answer. I hate both colors. But I guess I hate red more, so pink.
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?: Considering I'm a girl, my weight.
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?: My grandmother. She just died a couple of months ago.
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE?: I really don't care.
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?: I'm wearing my favorite pajamas, so I'm wearing white colored bermuda shorts with green and blue polka dots.
23. LAST THING YOU ATE?: Chocolate.
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: The sound of my fan.
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: Hon, I'm so awesome I need my own color.
26. FAVORITE SMELL?: Chocolate, potato chips, fries, nail polish(it's not weird...), and Sharpies.
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: I don't know.
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?: Well, my crush has a dimple(just one. weird right?) so his dimple and his smile. Because, I mean c'mon, the first thing you NOTICE is how they look.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: Well I 'borrowed' it from one of my favorite author's profile, but she won't mind. Her username is ForeverAGallagherGirl135.
30. FAVORITE DRINK?: Hot chocolate. Although Starbucks's 'Double Chocolate Chip Frappe' is a close second.
31. FAVORITE SPORT?: Basketball, volleyball, and karate(yes that's a sport). Please don't make me choose between the three of those.
32. EYE COLOR?: Dark, dark brown. I love my eyes.
33. HAT SIZE?: Wait...there's a thing called a hat size?
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?: Nope, just my glasses. But I don't wear my glasses much.
35. FAVORITE FOOD?: Chocolate and chicken. And fries and chips.
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?: Both.
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER?: Hunger Games, and that was on the weekend when it came out. I haven't been to the movie theater in a LONG time.
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?: My treble clef silver necklace or my owl necklace for jewelry, and my favorite clothes are my 4th grade green 'Wahsega' shirt, with my basketball shorts. Ooh wait I also love my five fandoms necklace(Trident for PJO, Deathly Hallows for HP, Angelic Rune for TMI, Dauntless for Divergent, and Mockingjay for THG) and my Camp Half-Blood shirt(That's right, you read me. You jelly? :3)
39. SUMMER OR WINTER?: I dunno. I love summer, but my birthday's in winter. Along with Christmas.
40. HUGS OR KISSES?: Hugs, but I've never been kissed by anyone besides my family.


THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE...IN GREEK!

Ο Percy Jackson Pledge

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Percy

Όποτε είμαι στη θάλασσα

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ανναμπεθ

Κάθε φορά που μια αράχνη έρχεται σε μένα

Υπόσχομαι την προστασία της φύσης

Για λόγους Grover της πορεία

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Λουκά

Όταν η καρδιά μου γεμίζει με τύψεις

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Χείρωνα

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω μια πινακίδα που να λέει'' Δωρεάν Ride Pony''

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Tyson

Κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος λέει ότι θα κολλήσει από την πλευρά μου

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Θάλεια

Κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος έχει υψοφοβία

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Clarisse

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που μου δίνει ένα σκιάχτρο

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Bianca

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω μια αδελφή επιπλήξει ο μικρότερος αδερφός της

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Nico

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που δεν τα πηγαίνει καλά με τους άλλους

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ζωή

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω τα αστέρια

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Rachel

Κάθε φορά που ένα αυτοκίνητο περνά λιμουζίνα μου.

Ναι υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε PJO

Όπου και να πάω


'"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoë said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoë blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam French fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."

I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoë just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."'

-Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood, and Zoë Nightshade, The Titan’s Curse.


"How did you die?"

"We, er... drowned in a bathtub.

"All three of you?"

"It was a big bathtub."

-Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief


Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Sister: Really?
Brother: Yeah, I’m 100% sure.


iPod Challenge

1. What do people assume when they first look at me?

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?

7. Is someone trying to kill me?

8. What is my sexual preference?

9. What am I afraid of?

10. What will I be doing in a few years?

11. What is some good advice for me?

12. What should I do instead of this quiz?

13. Will you get married?

14. What is the story of your life?

15. How can you get ahead in life?

16. What is the best thing about your friends?

17. What song describes you?

18. How does the world see you?

19. Will you have a happy life?

20. How can I make myself happy?

21. What should you do with your life?

22. Will you ever have children?


1. Last song I listened to- I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace

2. Last movie I saw- Revenge of the Bridesmaids

3. Last movie I saw in the theaters- Hunger Games(I haven't been to the movie theaters in a long time)

4. Last book I read- Percy Jackson and the Olympians - The Titan's Curse by Rick Riordan

5. My favorite book character- Thalia, Annabeth, Reyna, Katie, Tris, Cammie, Bex, Macey, Liz, Zach, Nico, Four, Percy, Travis, Connor, Grant, and Jonas. Maybe you should change that to 'favorite books characters'.

6. Favorite Soda- None

7. Last thing I bought- Food

8. Last injury I got- Sparring today(6/1/13) and I accidentally bumped the sensitive part of my calf(everyone has it) into my sparring partner's leg.

9. Do I have siblings- Nope.

10. Do I have pets- No, my parents don't want any.

11. What did I want to be when I grew up- Surgeon(still is).

12. My favorite singer when I was younger- Taylor Swift.

13. My favorite singer/band- Taylor Swift, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Three Days Grace, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce the Veil, the Script, One Republic, Pitbull, Smosh, Imagine Dragons, and Cher Lloyd.

14. Do I like 1D- *horrified look* how could I like them? GD, MCR, TDG, FOB, SWS, and PTV are way better than those idiots. No offense.

15. Do I like JB- No. *shudder*

16. Did I suffer(excuse me have) Bieber Fever- Please excuse me while I go throw up.

17. Celeb I have a crush on- Logan Lerman. And Keegan Allen. Ooh, and Alexander Ludwig. He's hot. *fans face*

18. My favorite candy- Hershey's Bar/Kisses/Mini-Bar(what's it called?)

19. Have I ever eaten snow- Yes

20. My wallpaper on my phone- Lockscreen- Pic of trees I took in my best friend's backyard, Homescreen- Wave

21. Have I ever been to a concert- Yes

22. Favorite flower- I don't know. I like irises.

23. What is your favorite number- 7, 13, 17, and 23.

24. First song that pops into your head- "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace

25. Do you like spongebob- Yeah

26. Do you have piercings- Ear piercings only

27. What color is your hair- Black

28. Have you ever glued your hands together- No

29. What movie do you know all the lines too- Perks of Being a Wallflower and Revenge of the Bridesmaids

30. What CD is currently in your CD player- I don't have a CD player. It broke. But it used to have the Taylor Swift 'Fearless' album in it.

31. Do you have an iPod- Yeah.

32. What movie did you cry in- Perks of Being a Wallflower, and lots of other movies.

33. First rated R movie- Dunno.

34. Do I wear makeup- Never.

35- Celeb look alike- I don't know.

36- Movie I'm looking forward too in 2013- PJO Sea of Monsters(hopefully it's better than 'The Lightning Thief')

37. Most ridiculous thing I asked for Christmas- I dunno.

38. What best friend/family member lives furthest away from you- My best friend in 3rd grade that now lives somewhere in India.

39. When was the last time you had a heart attack- When I was sparring today(6/1/13) in karate, I fell while trying to do a jump spin hook kick.

40. Nail polish I'm wearing - Metallic light blue on my hands, gray with blue sparkles on my feet

41. Be anything after you die- Ghost in either Camp Half-Blood or Camp Jupiter

42. Book I really want to see as a movie- 39 Clues/39 Clues sequel/39 Clues sequel's sequel(when it comes out)

43. Will I try to upload everyday- I'll try, but I'll admit, I'm lazy.

44. Favorite writer- Erin Hunter(all of them), Rick Riordan(even though he makes LOTS of cliffies, he's still a good writer), Veronica Roth, Ally Carter, and all of the 39 Clues/39 Clues sequel/39 Clues sequel's sequel(when it comes out) writers

45. How crazy of a hunger games fan are you- Meh, not that crazy. The second and third books bored me, so I didn't finish them.


1.YOUR REAL NAME: Nikita

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Nikizzle(Uhm...no comment)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Cyan Narwhal/Cyan Unicorn/Cyan Bunny/Cyan Owl(Yes, I have many fave animals, don't judge!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): I don't want to share my street name, or my middle name.

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Savnipta(Uhm...okay)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Gray Hot Chocolate/Gray Double Chocolate Chip Frappe(Pretty long)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): No middle name.

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Goldie


What's your element?

Fire

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first
You are very competitive
You like to play with fire
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
You prefer warm weather over cold weather
You often lose control over yourself
You can be quite reckless
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it
People have often called you insane

8/10

Water

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it
You think before you act
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a great swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

8/10

Earth

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules(for certain things)

8/10

Air:
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules(not my rules though, cause I'm frickin' awesome! And I have a huge ego. :( Yeah, I gotta work on that.)
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. )
You hate to be restrained.
You are independent.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly. (I'M SLIGHTLY SCARED OF HEIGHTS BUT I REALLY REALLY WANT TO FLY (I'M NOT KIDDING AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!))

8/10

So apparently, I'm a master of all elements. Cool.


Ways to Annoy People at the Cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream "THE END!"


A library is a somewhat easy place to annoy the people sitting around you, but for those of you with less then stellar creativity, we have made a list of things you can do...

1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.

2. While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.

3. While looking at your book, turn so you're facing the person. Then, peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEKABOO!!"

4. Put down you book, and look over and start reading the other persons book, and, either 1) say "Ooo. Nice book." or 2) when he/she looks at you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it.

5. Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You're one of THEM!"

6. Put down you book, and look at him/her. When they says something like "what?", cut them off by saying "Are you accusing me of something?"

7. Read your book. Upside down.

8. Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way.

9. Flip the page every two or so seconds.

10. Pick up your book, put it down, and say, "Wow. That was a good book."

11. Read silently, and then as if speaking to the character in your book, say, "No, Jim! It's a trap! Don't do it!!" Then turn to the person and reply solemnly, "He did it." when he/she looks at you.

12. Turn to the person and ask, "Have you ever experienced Déjà vu and amnesia at the same time?"

13. Start arguing with yourself, then when he/she looks at you funny, say "Ohh, I'm sorry. I was just telling my subconscious to be quiet."

14. Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (_) and I'm really glad to meet you."

15. Ask him/her if he/she knew there are eddies in the space/time continuum.

16. Ask him/her what species he/she is.

17. Every so often, yelp in pain, and look at your feet.

18. Bring a bag or purse, and peer into it and say, "Got enough air in their?" or, "Settle down in there. I'm trying to read!"

19. Ask them what their name is, and then when they start to reply, cut them off by saying, "No it isn't!"

20. Break the silence by making a bodily function noise, then say, "Wow! That was a good one!"

21. Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a strange sound, or a beep.

22. Announce the page number each time you turn a page.

23. Constantly shift in your seat, and if the person next to you asked what is wrong, reply by saying, "I'm constipated. Hehe."

24. Spell every single word as you read it.

25. Chew gum with your mouth open, and smack your lips while reading.

26. Act like you're picking your nose. And eating it.

27. Snort loudly, and gargle with your spit.

28. Sneeze a lot.

29. Hold your book right next to your eyes.

30. Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table, and sit back down.

31. Stand up, and continue reading.

32. Make a strange sound every few minutes, then act like you didn't do it.

33. Bring a bag of cat food, and start snacking on it.

34. Bring a box of crunchy cereal, a bowl, and a spoon. Then dig in messily, and crunch on it.

35. Ask them, "Got milk?"

36. Read out loud attempting to pronounce easy words. Butcher them badly. But be able to pronounce hard words.

37. Fall out of your seat, then say, "I meant to do that." Then do it again. And again.

38. Bring a laptop, and turn up the sound, and play a very noisy game.

39. Wear too many sweaters, and complain how hot it is.

40. Bring one of those fans with a squirt bottle attached, and make it look like you re attempting to squirt yourself, but hit them instead.

41. Bring a bottle of squirtable mouth freshener, and miss every time you try to spray it into your mouth.

42. Wear A LOT of putrid smelling cologne or perfume.

43. Spill that same cologne or perfume on their book.

44. Put down your book, then say, "Hey, ya wanna trade?"

45. Bring a recording of very obnoxious music, and hide it in a bag. Turn it up full blast, and accuse them of having it. Keep accusing them, then get the librarian to come. When they find it in your bag, yell, "IT WAS PLANTED ON ME I TELL YOU!!!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!! IT'S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!! ALIENS BEAMED IT INTO MY BAG!!! IT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T LET THEM DO EXPERIMENTS ON ME!!"

46. Without looking away from your book, say to no one in particular, "I know what you did last summer."

47. Bring a piece of bread, and drop pieces of it down the little hole in the center of the table meant for cords.

48. While reading your book, start humming a single note until you're out of breath, then collapse on the floor. Then get back up, and continue reading like nothing happened.

49. Start singing "This is the song that never ends. . ."

50. While placing small pieces of bread in a line, count one, two, three. . ., and lose count every ten or so.

51. Bring a recording of a popular song. Play it on headphones quietly, but sing along very badly. Then say to the person next to you, "I took singing lessons!"

52. Turn to the person sitting next to you and say to them, "Hey! How ya doin'? That's great, me too."

53. Instead of a laptop, bring your entire computer!

54. While working at a laptop, suddenly stand up, and announce to every one, "I have mail!!"

55. Start staring at the person, and when you have their attention, announce, "I measure sock by thickness!"

56. Turn to the person next to you, and ask them to pronounce their name backwards. When they ask you why, tell them that you are looking for hidden messages.

57. State proudly that you have been to the "other" side. Give no explanation.

58. Suddenly grasp your heart, let out a wail, and fall to the ground. Then get back up like nothing happened.

59. Collapse on the floor. Then get up like nothing happened. When the person next to asked what is wrong, look at him/her with an inquiring look on your face, and say, "What do you mean?"

60. Say, "It always starts so weird, and they do it so weird." When they ask, "What?" say, "Ohh, sorry. I'm back now."

61. Start telling a VERY strange story, then half way through say, "Never mind."

62. Turn to them and while pointing your fingers at them as if you were electrocuting them, say, "BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!. . ."

63. Start arguing with yourself. When they ask you who you are talking to, say, "Your just jealous 'cause the voices are talking to ME!!!"

64. Say, "Who's Freddie?" Then act like you didn't say anything.

65. Say, "Argh! My central nervous system in shot! Quick! Give me blue china!!!"

66. Introduce your self by saying, "Hi! I'd like a hamburger, and a green South America please." When they ask what your problem is, say, "Ohh, your not my fairy god mother? I'm sorry, he must have flown into the bookcases. Bye!" and run off.

67. Continuously rub a book while chanting, "Come out, come out. I know you're in there!" When they ask what you're doing, say, "I'm calling the book genie out!"

68. Run up to them with a book, thrust it under their nose and ask, "Will you sign my autograph?!?" Make sure you say MY.

69. Get up onto the table, and start acting like a duck. When they ask what you're doing, say happily, "I'm roosting!"

70. Bring a bottle of glue and sniff it while counting down from a very high number. When they ask what you're doing, say, "I'm counting my brain cells!"

71. Stick a "kick me" sign on your back, and accuse them of putting it their.

72. Repeat every thing they say to you.

73. Ask them, "Have you ever had an orange juice bath?" When they look at you strangely, say, "What?"

74. Look up suddenly and yell, "Ohh no!" When they ask you what happened, say, "Nothing." Then do it again.

75. Stare accusingly at the other person, and when they look at you, say, "Where were you on the night of February 32, 1989?!"

76. Look at one page number, then a different one. They say in astonishment, "Wow! The page numbers are in order! Cool! They guy who came up with that musta been a genius!!"

77. Glance over your shoulder every few seconds.

78. Maintain a look of horror constantly, but act normal other wise.

79. Say to him/her, "You have the right to remain silent!"

80. Pat your stomach and say, "Whoa. Human extremities do not settle well."

81. Get a child's book like "Green Eggs and Ham" and complain that there is no glossary.

82. Find a thesaurus and say in complete astonishment, "Wow! Did you know that "affirmative" and "yes" mean the same thing?"

83. Say, "Omph!" like you were just shot, and while smushing a ketchup pack on your chest, fall on the floor. Then get back up like nothing happened. After that, look at your stomach, and say, "What? How'd this stain get here?" while motioning to the ketchup.


18 Things to do when you're in Walmart! My crush got banned from Walmart. I wonder if he did any of these...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!" (LOL)

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

18. Go down the candy isles screaming "WHY DOES MY TOOTH HURT?"


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats(Just by a little bit to me.)

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sappy movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL -- 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink(Barely.)

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport(Keep in mind that that doesn't mean that I like it.)

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You are/were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL -- 10

And that's why I'm considered as a tomboy with a smidge of girlyness(Is that a word?).


GODLY PARENT QUIZ!

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.

You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiic

5/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic.

6/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

4/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

6/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

You're valedictorian in your class(Not in high school yet, but my nickname is Valedictorian, and I have the highest marks in my grade. I got an award for highest grade average)

8/10 I'm a true nerd at heart.

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.(I honestly don't know how, I'm a horrible drawer/painter)
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

8/10 Same as Athena? That's strange...it should be more. Maybe I should change my name to I am Nikita Daughter of Athena(hey that rhymes!)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favourite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun(to me they're equal)
Zoë Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

7/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

3/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on make-up.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

3/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

7/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a goodies.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10

So I am a daughter of Apollo, and possibly a granddaughter/legacy of Athena. Cool.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm a GINGER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND/ORCHASTRA, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I go to PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be a rich snob.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm OUTGOING so I MUST be an attention whore.
I'm a FUNNY GUY/GIRL, so I MUST never be sad or depressed.
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST not have feelings and be a total attention whore.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Add to your profile if you're against judging.


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FactsOfLife

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!


7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


Things Learned From Percy Jackson

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batte of the Labyrinth

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”


100 QUESTIONS!

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

No, and I never have been.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

Of course, doesn't everyone?

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Only one.

4) Favorite candy bar?

Hershey's!!

5) Favorite shoes?

My Nike flip flops, my Nike sneakers, or my Bearpaw boots. Yeah I have a LOT of Nike products.

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Yes. By accident or on purpose, you'll never know. *insert mysterious look*

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

No.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Nope.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

Music.

12) Favorite genre of music?

Pop and rock.

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Capricorn.

14) What time were you born?

Early morning, around 1:00 A.M. on January 12th. Yes, I know that's Zayn Malik's birthday. No, I'm not happy about that.

15) Do you like beer?

Never tried it.

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

In my art class on the last day of school. The teacher didn't even care!

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

The only CD that I own(not my parents, but ME) is the Taylor Swift 'Fearless' CD. I will NEVER be embarrassed to own that CD, Taylor Swift is my idol.

18) Are you sarcastic?

Me? Never! If you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm. But does sarcasm even show on the internet?

19)Who's your favorite parent?

Don't have one.

20) How many watches do you own?

A bunch, but none of them work. :/

21) Summer or winter?

Both. Summer because of the pool, winter because of the cold, Christmas, and my birthday.

23) Favorite color to wear?

Blue, black, gray, or green.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

I don't like either of them.

25) What color is your cell phone?

Black with a red and white polka-dotted case. But before that it had a silver sparkly case with an owl on it.

26) Where is your second home?

My cousins' houses, and my best friend's house.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Of course. Haven't you?

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Nope.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

One but I don't use it much. It's a lava lamp.

30) How many video games do you own?

A lot. I really don't know.

31) What was your first pet?

A goldfish when I was five. I fed it too much food and it died :( That's what I get for trying to spoil him. R.I.P. Goldie(don't judge!)

32) Ever had braces?

I have them right now.

33) Do looks matter?

To me? No. To idiots like the populars at my school? Yes.

34) Do you use chapstick?

Not really. But I use EOS.

35) Name 3 teachers from your Middle School:

I can't say...

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?

Both.

37) Are you too forgiving?

Yea...

38) How many children do you want?

Maybe two or three. I don't want them to suffer being an only child like I am.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Hot Topic? Nope. I don't even know where the closest Hot Topic is.

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Chocolate chip pancakes or normal waffles.

41) Do you own a gun?

No but I have some old family swords. We never use them.

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Yes. With my parents.

43) When was the last time you cried?

Dunno.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Play on my computer until 1 and then sleep. I would've stayed awake longer, but my parents didn't let me.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Olive Garden. What the Hades is La Panera?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

Sadly yes.

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

Yep.

48) Nicknames?

Niki(Nikki), Nick, and Nikster(call me this and I swear to the gods you will not live to see another day.)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

No...

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

No but I've been to Kentucky Fried Chicken...

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Nope.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Yes...you'll never know who.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

No but my friends call me Boo.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

That's classified.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Yes, why?

58) Does anyone like you?

I durn't knerr. My friends think someone does.

59) What year were you born?

2001.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

I wasn't alive then genius.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

No.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

McDonalds because one their fries are AMAZING and two, I eat McDonalds alot.

63) Do you like yourself?

Nawwww. Why would I like myself? By the way guys I tend to say 'Naw' instead of no when I'm being sarcastic. Hint hint.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Neither. I'm equally close to them both.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?

Well I like my crush's dimple...

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

No.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

Nope.

68) Do you own a webcam?

Yeah.

69) Have you ever stripped?

Course not. I'm too young. And does anyone find it weird how the number is '69' and it asks me if I've ever stripped? Just saying...

70) Ever broke a bone?

Well, once I fell down the stairs and landed on my right arm putting all the pressure there, so I had to get a 'kiddy cast' which is a cast you can take off because you haven't had enough damage to your body to have a cast, but it still needs mending. So I guess the answer is yes and no.

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

I use my email instead.

73) Pringles or Lays?

Lays!!!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Nope.

75) Rugrats or Doug?

What?

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

Dunno.

77) Did you like your middle school guidance counselor?

Yes, why?

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

Yes. Sadly, it was the guy I like. :(

80) Do you own a car?

No, I'm too young.

81) Can you cook?

Yep.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

  1. Bullies
  2. Populars
  3. My best friends(but I love them, unlike the other two)

84) Money or love?

Like Jessie J said, "It's not about the money, money, money!", so love.

85) Do you have any scars?

Yeah...I actually have a couple.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

Food. I'm a growing teenage girl.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

Yep.

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

What?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

Yeah...

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

What are the Rocky movies?

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

Yeah but I don't particularly like crayons.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

My parents.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

Dunno.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

Again, I dunno.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

How would I remember?

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

This is classified information.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

I use email.

100) Who was the last person that called you?

My best friend.


1. Reyna

2. Thalia Grace(Did anyone ever notice that Thalia and Annabeth's last names rhyme?)

3. Annabeth Chase

4. Percy Jackson

5. Katie Gardner

6. Jason Grace

7. Bianca Di Angelo

8. Nico Di Angelo

9. Travis Stoll

10. Connor Stoll

11. Gwen

12. Dakota


1.Have you ever read a 6, 11 fic? Do you want to?

Jason/Gwen? No and no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Percy? He's hot(don't kill me Annabeth!) but I don't like him.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Dakota got Nico preggo. Not possible. Men can't get pregnant.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Travis? Yeah.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Thalia/Jason? They're siblings...plus Jason is in love with Reyna.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Katie/Travis or Katie/Connor. KATIE/TRAVIS! WHY? CAUSE TRATIE IS FIRETRUCKIN' AWESOME!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Bianca walks in on Thalia and Dakota making out. She would probably scold Thalia.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Annabeth/Connor? Connor was sitting in the Hermes cabin, bored out of his mind. His brother was out pranking the love of his life, also known as Katie Gardner. 'Maybe I should prank someone. But who?' he thought, looking out of the cabin windows. He saw a certain daughter of Athena and grinned. Annabeth. Of course. Join us as this son of Hermes annoys the daughter of Athena.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Reyna/Nico? I don't think so.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort.

Bianca/Dakota? Dunno, but it would have something to do with being dead.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

Annabeth/Nico? Don't think so.

12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

Gwen? Maybe.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Thalia/Percy/Katie? NO!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Nico? Dunno, maybe "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day?

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Reyna/Jason/Dakota? Warning, contains Jeyna kissing scenes and Dakota being high on Kool-Aid.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Dunno.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12)."

Reyna and Bianca are in a happy relationship until Travis runs off with Bianca. Reyna, brokenhearted, has a brief one-night stand with Gwen, and a brief unhappy affair with Jason, then follows the wise advice of Katie and finds true love with Dakota.

18. What title would you give this fic?

Le Messed Up Love Story.

19. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Bianca/Nico? Worried. They are closer than more siblings are, why would they fight?

20. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Katie? I would think "Oh my gods. This is FIRETRUCKING AWESOME!!"

21. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Nico and Gwen? I dunno actually.

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Thalia? Scared. She is frickin' scary. Awesome, but scary.

23. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Travis and Annabeth? Yell at Travis because he loves Katie, then yell at Annabeth because she's cheating on Percy.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Connor? Ask him to take me to Camp Half-Blood.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Reyna? I'd be scared.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Percy? I'd fangirl and ask for his autograph.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"What the firetruck Jason?"

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Bianca, Travis, and Percy. Singing any 1D/JB songs. I'd think "What the firetruck are they doing here?"

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Thalia and Gwen? PARTAYYYY!!

30. What if (7) and (4) kissed?

Bianca and Percy? Never gonna happen Peranca/Bircy fans.

31. Where would (2) bury a treasure?

Thalia? Dunno.

32. (3) and (7) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?

Annabeth and Bianca? I honestly dunno. I would say Annabeth, but I dunno.

33. (1) is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from (5). Do they help (1)?

Reyna is kidnapped, will Katie help Reyna? Yes. She'll get both camps, and save her. But Reyna wouldn't be kidnapped. She's too strong.

34. Who is stronger? (6) or (4)?

Jason or Percy? Ooh, this is actually tough. I dunno.

35. Who is (3)’s secret love?

Percy, but it's no secret. ;)

36. Can (2) juggle?

Thalia? I'm not sure. Why don't you ask her?

37. (1) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?

Reyna? Probably, to make Jason jealous.

38. What is (5)’s biggest fear?

Katie? The Stolls(for now), or plants dying. I dunno.

39. A meteor is about to hit the planet, can (7), (2), and (4) stop it?

Bianca, Thalia and Percy. Uh DUH! Daughters of Hades and Zeus, son of Posiedon? Children of the Big Three? Of course they can.

40. Is (5) single?

Katie? Yes, but not for long ;)

41. (6) and (7) are dancing to a waltz. (2) comes in and see them dancing. (2)’s reaction?

Jason and Bianca are dancing, and then Thalia comes in. She'd be shocked(pun not intended) that Bianca is alive and with a boy, and that that boy is her very own brother, who's in love with Reyna.

42. (2) and (4) go to the movies. What movie do they see?

Thalia and Percy? Don't know, don't want to know.

43. You are attacked by (1), (3), and (6). Can you survive?

Reyna, Annabeth, and Jason. Nope I'm screwed.

44. What’s (4)’s favorite color?

Percy? Blue.

45. Can (7) sing?

Bianca? Maybe, maybe not.

46. A vampire bites (2). (4) sees this, what do they do?

Thalia is bitten by a vampire. What does Percy do? Maybe ask her why she's all sparkly. I dunno.


PONDER THIS
1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
2. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
6. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
7. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
8. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
9. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
10. So what's the speed of dark?
11. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
12. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
13. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
14. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?
15. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
16. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
17. Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
19. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
20. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
21. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
22. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
23. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
24. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
25. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
26. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
27. Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
28. Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
29. Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
30. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
31. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
32. Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
33. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
34. Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?
35. Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
36. Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max?
37. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
38. Can bald men get lice?
39. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse
40. Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
41. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
42. Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
43. "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
44. Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
45. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
46. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
47. Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
48. Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
49. Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
50. If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
51. Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?


[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.

[2] The answer is to look at 11.

[3] Don't get mad, and look at 15.

[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.

[5] First, look at 2.

[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.

[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.

[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.

[9] Be patient, and look at 4.

[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this. Go to 7.

[11] I hope your not mad when I say look at 6.

[12] Sorry, look at 8.

[13] Don't get mad and look at 10.

[14] I really don't know how to say this, but look at 3.

[15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.


79 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

40. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

42. Shave.

43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

45. One word: Flatulence!

46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

47. Do Tai Chi exercises.

48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"

49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends

54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

55. Leave a box between the doors.

56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

57. Start a sing-along.

58. Play the harmonica.

59. Lean against the button panel.

60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

61. Bring a chair along.

62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

63. Blow spit bubbles.

64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.

67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"

71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe.

74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.

75. Make chalk drawings on the walls.

76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"

77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.


RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS

"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."

"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."

"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."

"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."

"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"

"I ran with scissors, and lived!"

"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"

"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"

"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled by...Now where the heck am I?"

"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."

"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?"

"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."


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Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (as apposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


When Drowning…

Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

PJO fan: PERCY!

HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed”

When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

HP fan: Accio umbrella!

Exclaiming…

Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!(Or Oh My Gods!)

HP fan: Merlin’s pants!

When angry…

Mortal: Shut up!

PJO:

Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Leo: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar!

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines and turn you into a dolphin!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or my buddies and I will have a stampede on you!

HP fan: Silencio!


Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Hm...I'd have to say the beach, the campfire, or the archery range.

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

I'd say Percy, but he's too cute with Annabeth. I'd say Jason but he's too cute with Reyna. So I'll say Nico because Thalia's a hunter.

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace, and Reyna.

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Octavian, who doesn't hate him?

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Titan's Curse.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Annabeth, Reyna, and Thalia.

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Goddess- Athena, Artemis, and Hestia.

God- Apollo, Poseidon, and Hermes.

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

If I never met Percy - "Oh my gods, you're Percy Jackson! Can I have your autograph?" and more fangirling

If I know Percy - Hey what's up Perce?

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Well it depends. If it was Taylor Swift, I'd maybe take Annabeth. If it was Jesse McCartney, I'd give both tickets to Grover and tell him to take Juniper. If it was One Direction or Justin Bieber...I would rip the tickets into shreds.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Percy because he can swim us back to Camp Half-Blood, Nico because he can shadow travel us out of there, or Jason because he could fly us out. How come the girls don't have these powers?

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

I'm good.

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Percabeth, Jeyna, and Thalico(only if Thalia quits the Hunters. Otherwise, Nico/OC will do)

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Crap, I should've brought some noise-cancelling headphones with me. Now I have to listen to them argue. Yay :/

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Hanging out with all the PJO characters. Except for Octavian. I don't like him.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

“With great power comes... great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

-Nico DiAngelo

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

"How did you die?"

"We, er... drowned in a bathtub.

"All three of you?"

"It was a big bathtub."

-Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"

"Well, yeah."

"Can you surf really well, then?"

I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.

"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."

He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the

goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this

point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)”

-Nico DiAngelo, The Titan's Curse

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

“Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."

"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.

He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."

"A god named Fred?”

-Apollo/Fred, and Percy Jackson, The Titan's Curse

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

“Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian."

"You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him.

"Those are vegetables.”

-Grover Underwood and Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

20. Favorite Random Moment?

"Rainbows. Very macho."

-Leo Valdez, Heroes of Olympus; The Lost Hero


If you were able to make it this far into my profile while reading everything, congratulations! Here's a piece of chocolate! KIDDING! If you actually read my profile you would know I wouldn't give you chocolate! My chocolate's too valuable to me! *clutches chocolate to chest* But here's some key lime pie my friend gave me! Enjoy! Bye now!

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A James and Lily tale by MarauderingWitch reviews
My general idea of how James and Lily got together and what their life was like at Hogwarts from the end of their sixth year and beyond
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Their Story by TheMaraudersAreUpToNoGood reviews
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Believer by SiriuslyAbsorbed reviews
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Sometimes Goodbye Is A Second Chance by impassionism reviews
Percy and Annabeth have been best friends since childhood, but their friendship starts to splinter, and when Percy discovers that he will be moving, it all but collapses. Percy leaves on a bitter note, that leaves them in regret. However, when Percy returns junior year and they get a second chance, what will happen? Will they forgive each other or will they only grow farther apart?
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Carry Me Home by FourDauntless98.junebug reviews
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A Typical Cliche High School Love Story by AshleyDaughterofApollo reviews
"As most stories do, It starts with the alarm at 7 o'clock"... Percy Jackson is having a great school year and then it gets more interesting when he reunites with his old best friend, Annabeth Chase. What happens? Drama. Jealousy. Heartbreak. Love Triangles. Love Squares. Blackmail. Fighting. And Much Much More. LITERALLY! Read, Review, Fave, Follow, do whatever... NO FLAMES. T/M
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Ouvertüre in Snow by EireneHarmonia reviews
Is this… is this what it feels like? Is this love? To cherish and care for someone so deeply and so profoundly that I would put his life above everything else: above my kingdom, above my family, and above myself? Jack, you have left me with no other choice but to admit it. Jack x Elsa. Collection of One-Shots and Mini-Arcs.
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What Life Brings by daughterofposeidonhere reviews
Percy is the school's most popular guy; Annabeth is the new girl. New beginnings, friendships, falling in love, getting hurt, reaching your dreams. What will happen with these two on their journey through their Junior year? Please read and review. Enjoy!
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Words Unspoken by blackkisbackk reviews
I never knew I could want anything this badly, but from the beginning, I knew I wanted him. At first, I wanted him to suffer, but then I wanted something different. He was my professor - he was forbidden - and I'd had my heart broken once before. Nice Rose Weasley had never gotten anywhere, but now she would get exactly what she wanted, and what she wanted was Scorpius Malfoy.
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Summer Shudder by A.V Storm reviews
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Magnetic Attraction by cleotheo reviews
An accident in charms leaves Hermione and Draco unable to move more than a few feet away from each other. As they learn to live in such close proximity they also start to develop a romantic relationship.
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Teamwork by TheFabulousPrincessofRandom reviews
Jack and Kim team up to set up Jerry with a girl he is madly in love with. Meanwhile Milton, Eddie, and Rudy team up to set up Jack and Kim together. Will they accomplish their goals? Or will it totally backfire?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,638 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
A Different Year by page-threehundredandninetyfour reviews
Lily always hated James for his ignorance, bullying of others and constant need to impress her and ask her out. But when James' parents die his whole world crumbles. Will Lily see the change and give him a second chance? Their seventh year at Hogwarts resembles no other and is full of surprises...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,691 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/8/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
26 Days by Kinng reviews
Jack invites Kim to spend 26 days with him at his beach house for the summer. Jack came up with an challenge called "26 Days". They will do activities starting off with a letter each day in alphabetical order for 26 days. Will Jack and Kim grow closer as friends? Closer than friends?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,509 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
The Consequences by iDontKissAndTell reviews
Draco Malfoy is determined to steal and read the Head Girl's diary for "fun." And no, he was not hoping that he'd find anything about himself written in it. That was absolutely and completely preposterous. Fic Submission #2 for Hawthorne and Vine 2014 Reverse Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Touch of Grey by into-the-great-unknown reviews
Harry is getting old and he doesn't like it. One-shot. Hinny. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Valentine's Day by Soccerisawesome19 reviews
Rose: Meet me at the Room of Requirements at 7. Think 'I want to go to where Scorpius is'. Dress fancy. -Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Similarly Different by PrincessDreamGirl reviews
"Love" he said simply, daring not to meet Tonks's eyes. "Only the most pure and unconditional love can save. A barrier against evil, something that darkness can only dream of penetrating" -Professor Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks- Early chapters aren't as good as later chapters *just saying* sorry about that...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 85,580 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Bill W., OC
You're Just Like Me by hipsteristoomainstream reviews
A series of Jelsa one-shots. Some about love, some not, some with Big Four.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Jack Frost, Elsa
The Queen's Knight by cleotheo reviews
There's a new craze in the wizarding world: Immersion Books. When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,744 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/13 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Frost Bites by esthxim reviews
On a cold Winter's night, two lonely souls meet through the frost on a window. [drabble] JackxElsa. review for more
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa]
Girls vs Boys by NYCdream reviews
The Gallagher Girls go to Blackthorne on an exchange for a term. The girls and boys have never met each other before. New rivals will be introduced and there will be constant competition between the girls and the boys. Who will win?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,525 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Little Things by FaithTrustAndALittlePixieDust reviews
Because it's the little things in life that really count. Oneshots between Rose and the men in her life. Ron, Hugo, Scorpius, Albus. I promise they're sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 35,927 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Life As We Know It by whatapileofshit10 reviews
A new life, a new generation with new relationships and with different struggles along the way. Rose and Scorpius share two things, their love of muggles and their best friends. What happens when it becomes harder for them to avoid each other. Will they learn to tolerate each other, will their dislike of one another fade and will love blossom between them. Rose/Scorpius, Albus/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 111,619 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Thorny Rose 2: A Bustle In Your Hedgerow by Brennus reviews
Sequel to (amazingly) The Thorny Rose. The Triwizard Tournament is over and Harry and Ginny are together. What has Ginny got planned for her new boyfriend next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,679 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Could've Been Worse by GoldenSnidget13 reviews
'I suppose it's to be expected,' said Ron grumpily. 'They're not exactly subtle.' Five times Harry and Ginny were caught kissing during HBP. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ready Or Not by SoulMalady reviews
A look at how two different generations handle a life-altering turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
New Girl by hashtagfanfiction reviews
After her mom get's a new job offer, Cammie finds herself moving out of her old private school in New York City to a small high school in the tiny town of Roseville. The only reason Cammie is okay with it? The infuriatingly charming Zach Goode is doing his best to make her feel welcome. Of course, things would be easier if Cammie actually knew what she was doing.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,170 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
You Promised by shiqi98 reviews
What happens when your best friend becomes a bad boy in the blink of an eye and refuses to even acknowledge you? I know he broke every promise he made but he's still the loving, caring Jack we know, isn't he? So when a former member of the Wasabi Warriors comes back desperate for Jack and I's help, Jack will come back to us...right?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Jack B.
The Lightning Thief Rewrite by djrocks reviews
this is a rewrite of the first Percy Jackson book, but with one major difference-percy has a twin sister named Cammie Jackson. the two are very close and are now in trouble with greek gods, and mytholgical monster that seemly want them dead. now it's up to them to find Zeus's stolen bolt, and return it before things get even WORSE
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,463 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Percy J., Cammie M. - Complete
Come Back To Me by kittykittehkat reviews
When Jesters parents ask for his assistance in a play, how will both Jane and Jester handle themselves without each others presence. And how will they handle it when they are together again.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,047 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Jane T., Jester
Freckles by onedoe2not2iimply reviews
It was the fall of their 13th year when Kyle's "summer freckles" seemed to stop being summer freckles, Stan noticed in the locker room before their first P.E class of the semester how Kyle's chest and back still had a few freckles spread out across them, he didn't say anything and Kyle didn't seem to have noticed at all
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Young Love by Northumbrian reviews
It is July 2020, and Ginny and Lily are discussing birthdays and boyfriends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Lily Luna P. - Complete
I Chose You by MemberOfDumbledoresArmy reviews
The Next Generation is submitted to a marriage law with a twist. Unbeknownst to the muggle-borns and half-bloods, the purebloods get to choose who they marry. Why did Scorpius choose Rose and will she ever forgive him for doing so?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 160,511 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Percy and Annabeth's Life by WiseGirlandSeaweedBrain reviews
Percy and Annabeth have kids, but Percy broke up with Annabeth before he could find out. Now Annabeth is remarried and has triplets (who are Percy's). What happens when after 14 years Annabeth and Percy meet again?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 40,731 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Unexpected by gryffindorgirl98 reviews
It was unexpected that Rose Weasley would ever fall for Scorpius Malfoy. But nothing is impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,929 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Let Me Moan by VRayz reviews
Ever wondered what was behind the curtains of Elsa's room? Well. That, and what does Jack do in his free time. Okay I suck at summaries. Crossover. Jelsa (JackElsa). Rated M.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/29 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Married and Goode by Lord Voldemort XIV reviews
Another Annabeth goes to Goode story? But wait, it's different. It's senior year after the Great war against Gaea, and Annabeth transfers to Goode that fall to attend with Percy. The catch being that the two demigods are engaged and about to get married.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,499 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nancy B., Matt S.
The Gay Test by PerryTheTeenageGirl reviews
Just some sweet little Style. One-shot. Special treat: NOT aged up! Therefore the rating is of course for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Meddling by Lara1221 reviews
Third Place in competition! Albus Potter hates Valentine's Day. His best friend and cousin were idiots (he'd fix that today), his sister was annoying, and his hopeless romantic self was in love, but oh-so-single, on the most romantic day of the year. Oh, joy. Lots of holiday fluff. Romance/Humor/Friendship/Family. A one-shot prequel/companion to "When in Rome," but can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15 - [Albus S. P., OC] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Never Crossed My Mind by BelieveYouAre reviews
When I was 10 years old, my parents admitted me to a mental institution. I've hated them since. I am Kyle Broflovski, a 16 year old boy, who, 6 years later, is still sitting in a nut house from twelve to twelve. When I met Stanley Marsh, I nearly made the kid cry on his first day. But when the time came, it never crossed my mind that he'd be the one I left behind; my one regret.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,631 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Gimme an Awk- gimme a -ward! What do you get? Awkward by AllisseLove reviews
Jack is dating a girl, but his friends don't believe him because they didn't even saw or meet her. When Jacks girlfriend comes to Seaford spending the summer with her boyfriend, will things be awkward? The story is better than the summary. Give this story a chance! I suck at summaries! Please R&R! Parings: Kick, Jika, Milie, Brody/Kelsey & Eddie/O.C.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,398 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
The Selection by lydiamartins reviews
AU. 35 Girls. 1 Crown. The competition of a lifetime. The Selection is a chance to escape hardships set from birth, and to enter a world of illusions. But for Cammie Morgan, entering the Selection means leaving her secret romance and fighting for a crown that she doesn't want. But when she meets Prince Zachary, she starts to reconsider what she truly wants. / multi-chap
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,228 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Thirty by TheWomanWhoCodesAndWrites reviews
The first few hours of Day's thirtieth birthday, told by the woman who has loved him for half of his life. "Today is Daniel's birthday. He is thirty years old. I've intended to start my day as I'd done the previous, but when I roll over to kiss him, he's not there." Pure Day/June fluff, written as a belated birthday gift to The Republic's one and only Legend, Day.
Legend, Marie Lu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7 - [Day, June I.] - Complete
Wingman by 4everawriter reviews
Ally Dawson has had a crush on her best friend for as long as she could remember. So when Austin admitted that he did like someone, she had the smallest hope that it was her...until she found out that it was one of her closest friends. But Ally couldn't say no when he came to her for help. Yes, she agreed to be Austin's wingman.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,628 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Obsessive Cammie Disorder by A Kiss For Good Luck reviews
The gang is back for their last and final year at Gallgher Academy and Zach's last chance to catch the heart of Cameron Ann Morgan. But it isn't going to be so simple with a two flirting teachers, a suspicious headmistress, a game of strip truth or dare, and a puberty lesson. Will Zach graduate with a new girl to squeeze or a broken heart?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Can't Hold Back by Aquaphobe reviews
This is bad. No, scratch that – this is disastrous. I'm not just crushing or idolising, or even obsessing over my super best friend. I gulp, and I know right then that I've got to get out of here, before I do something colossally stupid. SLASH, Style, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Untouchable by SillyGriffie reviews
I've never known much about Scorpius Malfoy.You know, except the occasional "how can he be that blond?" from my cousin and best friend Roxanne. Not that I hated him or anything, we just... never talked to each other. Though since this year I get this sort of feeling that I might want to change that. Follows Rose Weasley in her sixth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Going Under by ChelseaDagger14 reviews
What if Zach and Cammie had never met, but they went on a mission later in life? Zammie! Multiple POVs
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,479 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - [Zach G., Cammie M.] - Complete
Opposites Attract by SiriuslySarcastic reviews
Scorpius gives Rose the simplest reason for them to be together. Dedicated to FandaticForeverAndAlways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] [Dominique W., Lysander S.] - Complete
Why Aren't We Friends Anymore? by sandinbetweentoes reviews
Cammie and Zach used to be best friends until high school drama got in the way of their relationship. Now that they have graduated high school, they are going to the same college. Will they become friends again? Or will they continue to hate eachother?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,962 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Of Cobbing and Cuddling by Bumbledbee reviews
After saving Scorpius Malfoy from the wrath of Professor McGonagall, Rose Weasley's day to day life begins consisting of more Scorpius Malfoy than she can probably handle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,493 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Waltz by Archies Breezy Privates reviews
"Her life is a waltz. One, two, three." - Rose suffers from OCD and Germaphobia. Scorpius can't seem to conquer his stutter. And then there's the glitter-bombing Mistletoe. Merry Christmas, everybody. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
House and Home by Fire2Ashes reviews
'A Weasley in Slytherin. I was a walking oxymoron' Rose Weasley gets sorted into Slytherin much to everyone's surprise, but the sorting hat is never wrong. Story following Rose's school years and the relationships with her friends and family. Eventually RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,454 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Oh, Merlin by TheOddGod reviews
After some teasing by her friends about potential children, Rose's life gets somewhat messy. And she doesn't handle messy well. {A short, fluffy Scorose fic}
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W., Fred W. II - Complete
Setting The Stage by greenphantomme reviews
Rose's start to Hogwarts turns out very different from what she or anyone else imagined. There's not much she can do but ride the tide, keep her head up, and make sure Scorpius's darn cat stays away from her toads.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 79,305 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A little present by Green Sphynx reviews
Kyle wakes up with a hangover, without even having touched a drop of alcohol. It would have been nice if that had been the only problem he woke up to. Genderbender, Style and a little K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Kim's Double Life by just fading lights reviews
Kim's just another girl from Seaford except, she's more. She looks just like Kaylie West, famous pop star. They seem to be twins, except they're 3 years apart. The next thing she knows she's famous. But only because she's pretending to be Kaylie. Will she catch the eye of the teen heartthrob Jack Brewer while being Kaylie? Will her life ever go back to normal, like it was before?
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,229 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by jackandkimforever reviews
The sarcastic, friendly Kim Crawford just moved to Seaford with her family. It's her first day of school. While there, she meets lots of people, including this guy that was staring at her all day. She later finds out he's the bad boy of the school, and he finds out she's the responsible type, but for some reason they can't get each other off of their minds. What's gonna happen?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 81,934 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Kim C., Jack B.
Disappear by MemberOfDumbledoresArmy reviews
Rose and Scorpius know that the only way for them is to disappear from the wizard world. Can they manage to stay hidden? What dire consequences face them if they fail? Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Every Rose has it's thorn by ParkersPen reviews
Being a Weasley means you are a Gryffindor; it means you follow the rules, it means you love your family and you are loved by them. What happens if you are a Weasley but you break every single one of these rules? What happens if you are a Weasley in Slytherin, who doesn't follow the rules, who doesn't love your family and isn't loved in return?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,233 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Kickin It At Camp by Justgowiththeflow reviews
Jack and Kim are just average people and neither know karate or eachother. Kim goes to the same camp she always does to only find out that they are now allowing boys where before it was all girls...she meets Jack...and it doesn't end well. Will Jack and Kim ever get along?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Stuff by CRaZYLoVE71 reviews
A day in the life of the Wasabi Warriors. You know, the craziness, the stupidity...the usual! '"Why would we need a Jacuzzi or a hot tub? If you people hadn't noticed, this is a dojo!" Kim said sarcastically after rolling her eyes at the two.' XD
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Wasabi Warriors
Taking a Shallow Breath by Cambryn reviews
It's the day of the wedding, and Scorpius is getting panicked. Sometimes people just need to take a breath, grow a pair, and get married to the one you love- despite all the hitches along the way. Rose/Scorpius Rose/OC canon adult relationships
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,457 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
It All Started With a Birthday Card by MultiFandom Millionare reviews
The chance that Scorpius Malfoy could change from being an arrogant, pompous, bastard was very unlikely. But when he receives a mysterious anonymous birthday card for his sixteenth birthday, things start to get messy. Rose Weasley seems to be very involved in his life seventh year - much to his displeasure. He's always hated Rose, and vice versa. But will a birthday card change it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,817 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Years of Dawn by TheWomanWhoCodesAndWrites reviews
Spoilers for Champion. Metias's thoughts as he watches June growing up between the last chapter of Champion and the epilogue. Follows the timeline and events of canon - with one little AU twist who grows up. Eventual June/Day, slight June/Anden.
Legend, Marie Lu - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [Day, June I.] Anden S., Metias I. - Complete
Jack's New Girl by neyson14 reviews
When Jack is seen hanging out with this new pretty girl how will it affect the gang? More importantly how does it affect Kim? T for teen for occasional language.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,457 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
The Odd Interactions Of An Unlikely Pair by I Am A Pegacorn reviews
Roxanne, Lily, Dominique and Albus select interactions between Rose and Scorpius. Leads to an eventual RW/SM. Rated K.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W., Roxanne W.
Enemies of the Heir Beware -A by Runawaybaby555 reviews
24 years have passed since Voldemort was defeated, leaving plenty of time for a new Dark Lord to follow in his footsteps. Follow seventh years Hanna, Emily, Aria, and Spencer as they set off on their mission to save the school, the wizarding world, and themselves. PLL/HP Crossover. OT4-centric with all ships included. R&R!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 152,454 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
Blackthorne Meets Gallagher by wittykittylizzie reviews
In which the whole 'Gallagher Goes to Blackthorne' plot takes a mysterious route. Jaw dropping twists and mysteries that will blow our little spies away. Trust will become a foreign word by the time the semester ends. Because the secrets that lie here are scandalous. And with every turn, there's a new mystery. romancexdramaxmysteryxsuspense; Zammie, Brant, Nacey, Jiz.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,695 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Who Will Fall First? by HollowedLover1379 reviews
'We date. We kiss. We hug. We go places together, and in the end, we'll see who falls first.' -Kick- On hiatus for editing.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,476 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
ninety nine ways to say i love you by Waffles Of Doom reviews
love isn't all about the passion, and the fun (though that helps), its about the being there through the bad parts, and the not leaving, and the always being friends before lovers. / series of maddy/rhydian drabbles
Wolfblood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,768 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012
Back to School by An aWesome Sea Maiden reviews
The Big Three are arguing ... their sisters are finally fed up with all the fighting. Turned them into TEENAGERS! Can they handle their...situation in Goode High School? Will anyone be able to help them get along? Their Children Perhaps? School Teachers Classmates and Demigods...something is bound to go wrong. Complete. Sequel: Back to Goode is up
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,575 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hades, Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
Coincidences by ilovemesomecupcakes reviews
Maybe it had been a coincidence . Maybe it was fate that she had destroyed his sandcastle . "What ? You deserved it . Destroying a guy's sandcastle is a must not in a healthy relationship ." / "He's left me, Zach. I don't have anyone anymore ." "You'll always have me, Gallagher Girl ."/ "Don't call me that . I don't think you got the memo, but I am not you Gallagher Girl anymore ."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Of Touching and Torture by Kayotics reviews
Stan wants to just comfort and calm Kyle down with some soft touches, but all he's really doing is turning Kyle on. [Stan x Kyle, One-Shot, Style, M/M, Rated M for sexual content]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
The Perfect Summer, Or Not? by shiqi98 reviews
A trip on a five star cruise with all expenses paid is a dream come true isn't it? But what happens when Lindsay shows up? And she will stop at nothing to get Jack to be hers, even if it means teaming up with Kai, the so-called vacation turns into a fight for survival.They can still make it the perfect summer...right? *COMPLETE* Sequel, You Promised, is posted!
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,075 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Just to Survive by Hanakosong reviews
*based off of Wazombie Warriors* The ZV-virus has spread throughout Seaford, taking most of the population into disease. But there are some who got away without being hit with the virus, and now they are fighting back. But how far will they go for friends? Loyalty? Family? Love? Just how far will they all go to survive? (Kick) [Rated T for violence]
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,460 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Kim C., Jack B., Jerry M., Milton K. - Complete
Happenstance by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Percy's a bit superstitious and Annabeth's too busy trying to stay busy. Fate's not always cruel. Percy x Annabeth. 4 parts. Rated T for mature themes and language. I'm not crazy about parts 3 and 4, but I hope you enjoy nonetheless. x
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,370 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
52 Reasons Why by MaydayParade8123 reviews
In which Percy gets Annabeth a very special gift for Valentine's Day. Rated K-plus for very minor cursing. Percy x Annabeth. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The Prank War by NinjaEnchantress13 reviews
"Alright, I'm not going to kill you, but this is war." She said… and started to leave. At the door she called back, "after the war is over, maybe then I'll kill you." What started as a prank gone wrong has escalated into a Prank War. As the pranks get crazier will the war bring Jack and Kim closer or destroy their friendship? And who will end up the winner? Rated T just to be safe.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
This Love Is Dangerous by browneyesbeauty reviews
Kim always has been the good girl/serious type. She always listens to her parents & always in the library, studying. She has these rules that she wrote for herself & she plans not to break them. But when Jack Brewer, Seaford High's newest bad boy comes long everything changes. In Jack's perspective he is willingly teach to her how live little and not to be serious all the time.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - [Jack B., Kim C.]
The Real Me by LoudNProud125 reviews
Macey and Cammie are ambushed on the rooftop. Soon Cammie is recruited for a top-secret mission by MI6. Will the mission succeed? Or will it fail? What about Cammie's own mysterious mission? A teenage-girl/spy-in-training has her own problems. Add in 2 hot guys, a mission and her crazy best friends, she's in for a rollercoaster ride.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,934 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G., Macey M.
A Twist in Fate by Take Your Sweet Time reviews
Its been years since Reyna has last seen Jason. Jason did something Reyna will never forget. She doesnt want to see him but she has one day has to. There is someone that has their fates together forever. Question is will Reyna accept that?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,286 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Jason G., Reyna
Partners in Crime by lostandmisplaced reviews
Travis likes Katie's friend. And Katie likes Travis' friend. What happens when these two decide to put their differences aside and help each other achieve love? Will they both win over the hearts of their crushes or will the lines get blurred between themselves. Tratie. Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Travis S., Katie G.
The Incident by MusicLover314 reviews
Kim Crawford had the perfect life. She was the girl that everybody loved and wanted to be all up until the "incident". Kim just wants to forget about everything that has happened to her over the past year, so her and her mom move from Miami to Seaford. Kim feels like this will be a new start, but what happens when she runs into someone who is bit on the nosy side? KIMxJACK
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,338 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
The Perfect Cup Of Tea by howtodisappearcompletely reviews
Twenty-five year old Kyle is living alone, and has become a bit obsessed with a search for the perfect cup of tea. Then Stan shows up again. Weird one-shot. Style. Fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A to Zammie by and bonfires lit up the shores reviews
It's the A to Zammie one-shots about our favourite couple and the crazy events that happen during this 26 chapter series. First one: A is for Allergies - We had been given a once in a life time opportunity…we had been able to go into town. Of course we all started jumping for joy which was pointless since we forgot about the most important part. Disclaimed/Ally Carter owns all :D
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Begin Again by DeadlyDaughterOfHermes reviews
Thalia Grace is moving to New York City. She thinks this will just be another move with her mother, but shes wrong. She has never had friends, she never stuck around long enough to make any. Shes never falllen in love, but, shes about to! About the pjo kids as normal teens strugling through high school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,894 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
The Best Man and the Maid of Honor by pinkgallaghergirl619 reviews
Bex is getting married to Grant, and Cammie is the maid of honor... with Zach as the best man. When they meet at first, they... don't exactly become the best of friends, but with all the wedding planning going on, they're stuck together. But as the wedding goes on, Cammie is forced to relive the worst day of her life, when once upon a time, she had worn her heart on her sleeve. AU
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,245 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
I Want Revenge by jammie.donut reviews
When Cammie Morgan's heart is crushed by Zachary Goode, the guy who got her pregnant, she isn't like most girls. She doesn't sit on the floor and cry. No, she vows revenge. And to get it… she learns to kill.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,455 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G., OC - Complete
Remembering Us by HAWTgeek reviews
"Why so shocked, Darling? It's not THAT shocking,Jason.You always knew that this could happen," Juno told Jason. He gently motioned for Piper. "You've got to make that choice,Jason,not me." "What's wrong with him?" "Haven't you guessed,Darling?He remembers." "Remembers?" Piper and I both said it at the same time. One Shots of Jason and Reyna leading up to his disappearance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,858 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Jason G., Reyna
Goode High School for Insane Youths by JuicyFruity39 reviews
After stabbing her stepmother, Annabeth Chase is sent to Goode High School for Insane Youths. On her journey to 'reform' herself, she meets friends like Grover Underwood, Nico Di Angelo, Luke Castellan and strange raven haired, sea green eyed boy named Percy who has a dark secret. Rated T for swearing, alcoholism and abuse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,205 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Spending the Summer with the Guy of My Dreams and My Boyfriend by Mckinnzeylovesaustinandally reviews
Kim Crawford always knew what she wanted. She wanted to be with the boy she's dreamed about since she was 14 years old. To bad she can't have him for 2 main reasons. 1 is because she has a boyfriend and 2 because he's her brother's best friend. Now the summer is coming and she will have to spend a vaction with the both of them what will happen...
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,111 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
The Talk by Lori von Loco reviews
"This time I won't accidentally tell everyone that you call me 'daddy' in bed."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nameless Man by Brennus reviews
Newly appointed probationary Auror Ginny Weasley wanted to do something more meaningful with her life than just play Quidditch. Newly promoted Assistant Head Auror Harry Potter has problems, not least of all that his ex-girlfriend has just moved in with another man. When a pure-blood hunting serial killer suddenly appears, will the Departments latest recruit be a help or a distract
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,086 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Butterfly Effect by Brennus reviews
Minor events can have repercussions far beyond their size and importance. When one of these minor events occurs to a ten year-old Harry Potter he finds his world turned upside-down and it starts him down a very different path than the one he expected to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,741 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Things Change by LongLiveLaughter reviews
This my first ever fanfic! It's the start of junior year for Annabeth, Thalia, Percy, and Nico. They have to go through the pain in the ass that is high school. New relationships develope. Friends turn into more than friends. And they have to deal with the bitches of Goode High (aka Rachel and Luke) Btw this completely AU. Rated T because I don't know how to rate. Have fun! :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Day of A New Tratie by percabethanpuckabrinaforevs reviews
Katie's cabin is sick, so Aphrodite decides to help out. She turns Katie into a little girl so that she can grow back into her own age in a few weeks, perfectly healthy. But a four year old can't stay at home alone! And what happens when the babysitter is a certain son of Hermes we all know?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 31,886 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Complete
Found and Beautiful by The Owlish Olympian reviews
Cameron Morgan, self-trained spy, meets Zachary Goode after beating up a street thug. She is taken to the Gallagher Academy and is asked if she's heard about it. Oh boy, she has, and knows way more than she should. What happens when Zach reaches out? ZAMMIE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,665 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Here I Lay by piinkblush reviews
Kim Crawford was in love with Jack Brewer. Though many girls across America were as well, he was Hollywood's newest heartthrob after all. And the day she tries to tell him so, he claims to never have known her, Kim tries to forget it, only she dies in a car accident that night. She comes back though as Olivia Holt, world famous singer. (larger description in first chapter). AU
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,308 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Just Friends or More? by sandinbetweentoes reviews
Zach and Cammie have been best friends since preschool. It is now the summer before their Senior year and things are changing. Will Zach and Cammie be able to stay friends after all the changes? Will they become more? Normal!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,488 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
I Wish I Fell In Chocolate by CRaZYLoVE71 reviews
"Kim, I just don't get it. I know you like him and you've even admitted it. So why are you letting her steal your man." Joan asked. "He likes her. The feelings aren't returned. And Jack's my best friend - a great friend. He deserves to be happy...even if I'm not." She said with a sad smile.
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Kim C.
So Cliche by shen721 reviews
Kim is sweet, simple, and way too sarcastic. She doesn't like to let people down, and she's always someone that you can count on. Jack is a badass, but has a heart when it comes to the ones he loves, yet he has no interest in falling inlove. What happens when you put the cocky badass and the queen of sarcasm togethor? A hilarious ride of arguments, fights, sexual tension, etc.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,537 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
New Beginnings by xxSarla32xx reviews
Join Nikki and her friends on their journey through high school, filled with drama, ex-crushes and mean girls! What could possibly go wrong? New Oc's will be included! Rated T for language. I do not Own Dork Diaries! Dork Diaries is property of Rachel Renee! Only thing that is mine, are my Oc's!
Dork Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,723 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Nikki M., Brandon
The Big Three by Percy Son of Neptune reviews
Percy Thalia and Nico started a band at the end of their freshman year. It became one of the biggest in the world. Fighting to keep their identities a secret, they manage to succeed at convincing their friends they're normal teenagers, but only until junior year. When a new girl transfers to Goode High, everything, including their secret, is bound to be revealed.Full summary inside
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,654 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Montauk, '92 by wordsandpages reviews
Sally is seventeen years old, a high school dropout with no family to speak of. Her Uncle Rich's death leaves her free to do what she wants for the first time in her life. She finds a summer job in Montauk - who knows where it will take her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Poseidon, Sally J. - Complete
That's What You Get by ellenfp reviews
"You never mentioned a female cousin now that I think about it." I raised an eyebrow at Grant. "Sure I have," Grant said. "You didn't mention that Cameron is a girl." "Technicalities." He shrugged. FullSumInside.Z/C.AH.T-I'mParanoid.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,197 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Oh Bloody Hell, Not Again by Soccerisawesome19 reviews
"James is not an idiot!" Lily defended. "You're quite right; he only looks like an idiot." Sirius said laughing. "He does NOT look like an idiot! He actually looks quite intelligible." Lily said. "You're quite right; he only ACTS like an idiot." Sirius said laughing once more. Lily was silent. Sirius laughed even harder at that. "Even you can't defend him against that!" One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Friend-zone by shiqi98 reviews
The friend-zone is a deep dark hole where you are pushed aside from the girl that you actually like but could never date her because it would ruin your friendship. Once you're in the friend-zone, there's no way out.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
The Return of the Marauders by TheLastZion reviews
James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 369,749 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 2,619 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
She's a Rebel by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
Song, lyrics, and cover go to Green Day. What will Arielle Jackson do when she finds she's Athena? That she has to save not only the mortal world, but the one on Olympus? And what about Hera? Does she still have it in for her? The final battle between Athena and Hera comes...but who will prevail? Is this story complete? You decide!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
What to do? What to do? by ForTheWin-50 reviews
Six years later the castle inhabitants are growing restless. Throw in a new girl, and shamelessly fluffy romance and you've got yourself a story worthy of distracting you from that chem homework you should be doing. JaneJester RakePepper SmithyOC
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,832 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Jane T., Jester
Then You Came Along by omgitsadrakonrun reviews
Percy gets a new roommate. What he didn't know is that she's a girl. A gorgeous girl. High school drama, dark family secrets and Percabeth. Camp Half-Blood characters involved.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,002 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Learning How To Fall by Caley3324 reviews
Zach and Cammie's oldest daughter feels completely invisible when her twin siblings are born. It's the start of summer and she feels like it's going to be the longest of her life. But then she meets a boy who actually sees her...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,537 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy Learns Quidditch by respitechristopher reviews
Not a Mercury Chronicles story. Fifth-year Scorpius doesn't know how to answer when his dorm mates ask him what hoops he's scored through with Rose. So they give him a little Quidditch lesson. Inspired by conversations in the Sober Universe forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Rose and Scorpius Drabbles by la luxuria reviews
DISCONTINUED. Weasley and Malfoy? It's a love/hate relationship. Rose/Scorpius drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,298 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
From the Bottom of my Kyle by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[ONESHOT SxK] Stan's infatuation with Kyle's rear end.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
What Goes Up, Must Come Down by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[ONESHOT SLASH SxK] Kyle finds that Newton's law doesn't work as it should when he gets a little happy over Stan in class.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Happy Birthday Stan by Carerra Os reviews
One Shot Slash StanKyle Its Stans birthday and Cartman doesnt know what to get him, luckily for him Kenny knows just what he wants... Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Kickin' It With the Alphabet reviews
The title says it all! Mainly focused on Wasabi Warriors friendship and Kick, but there might be Jace, Keddie, and Millie in some of the chapters. Hope y'all enjoy it! Rated T because there might be swearing in some chapters. Chapter 7- F is for Firetruck
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Jack B., Kim C., Wasabi Warriors
Percy Discovers Youtube Stars reviews
Title says all! This is my first story so I hope you guys like it! I know that demigods using the internet isn't realistic, but let's face it, demigods are always using the internet on Fanfiction. Whether it's for Facebook, or Internet chatting, or even Fanfiction. Rated T because of language in some videos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Percy J.