Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Kickin' It.
Hullo I'm Nikita. I love the show Pretty Little Liars, along with Arrow, The Flash, Pingu, and most of all Sherlock. I love the Percy Jackson book series along with the Gallagher Girls book series(ZAMMIE!!). I also love the Legend trilogy. Ooh and The Selection. And Harry Potter. And the Anna and the French Kiss series...you know what I love a lot of books/book series I don't have time to go through them all. I'm a 14 year old gir. I'm a black belt in karate. I'm a nerd. My old penname was brownbeltninja. My profile pic is just some lyrics from one of my favorite songs called "Bulletproof Love" by Pierce the Veil. "My love for you was bulletproof, but you're the one who shot me."
I am a student at the Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women. Hurt my sisters, face my wrath.
I ship Jeyna, Percabeth, Tratie, Gwen/Dakota(Gwekota?), Will/Nyssa(Wilyssa?), Thalico(if Thalia wasn't a hunter...wait but then again Nico is mine...), Kick, Jace, Millie, Dovewing/Tigerheart(Doveheart? Tigerwing?) Zammie, Brant, Jiz, Spoby, Haleb(NOOO THEY BROKE UP :'( Tears...), Ezria(I hope Ezra isn't A...ah who am I kidding), Maxon/America(Axon? Merica? idk..), Harry/Ginny(Hinny? Garry?), Scorose, Etienne(St. Clair)/Anna(Etianna?), Lola/Cricket(Licket? Wait that sounds wrong...Crola?) and Fourtris(aka Ten xD).
I absolutely LOVE Smosh, Pewdiepie, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, JacksGap(both Jack and Finn), VintageBeef(well all the Mindcrackers really, but Beef is my fave, followed by Pause, then Anderz, then Guude...then everyone else because they're all so amazing!) and more. Anthony is my favorite in Smosh, but not by much, because he and Ian are equally awesome. It's funny when Anthony screws Ian up in video games :'D I'm a true bro of Pewds. *brofist to all the other bros* :D I absolutely LOVE Dan, Phil, Jack, and Finn. They're attractive, hilarious, and have the cutest accents. And Phan is otp af. And VintageBeef is hilarious. Same with all the other Mindcrackers
I love chocolate.
I hate spicy food.
That's pretty much it.
FAV CHARACTER: Thalia, Reyna, and Annabeth. Oh and Nico and Percy. They're frickin' awesome.
FAV COUPLE(S): Percabeth and Jeyna.
LEAST FAV CHARACTER: Octavian.
LEAST FAV COUPLE: Jasper(Sorry guys. It's true.)
MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER: Octavian
MOST HATED CHARACTER: Octavian.
FUNNIEST CHARACTER: I don't know. They're all hilarious. Probably Leo.
FAVORITE BOOK out of the series: Titan's Curse.
So if you guys want to join the Jayna club add your name to the list: I am Hazel Daughter of Pluto, I am Reyna Daughter of Bellona, I am Thalia Daughter of Zeus, thegreekgoddesshestia, melon-me, Headintheclouds818, IamAnnabethDaughterofAthena, Penguins2Japan, Sillygoose97618, BlackScrazy, joybella, OliviiaS4, Anime Princess, ForeverintheShade,HecateA, I am Bianca Daughter of Hades, I am Jason Son of Jupiter, KuroshitsujixPJaO, Take Your Sweet Time, Orikamigirl, catz r the all time best, daughterofplutowazzup, Proud Harmonian, Donnatella-r, I am Nikita Daughter of Apollo
So a good author named Hannoie is working with me to make this parody. The idea just came to me, when I was teasing her about being a loser(even though I am one myself). So here it is!
Losers Together(Parody of Alone Together by Fall Out Boy)
Lyrics by nsavant and Hannoie
I don't know why we're boring,
Erm so that's it. Hope ya liked the parody!
Mikey Way Flag Pledge(parody of the Pledge of Allegiance by nsavant)
(also known as the Pledge of the Emos)
I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of the Emos
And to the eyeliner for which it stands,
With Peterick, Frerard, and Ryden for all
THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE...IN GREEK!
Ο Percy Jackson Pledge
Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Percy
Όποτε είμαι στη θάλασσα
Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ανναμπεθ
Κάθε φορά που μια αράχνη έρχεται σε μένα
Υπόσχομαι την προστασία της φύσης
Για λόγους Grover της πορεία
Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Λουκά
Όταν η καρδιά μου γεμίζει με τύψεις
Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Χείρωνα
Κάθε φορά που βλέπω μια πινακίδα που να λέει'' Δωρεάν Ride Pony''
Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Tyson
Κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος λέει ότι θα κολλήσει από την πλευρά μου
Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Θάλεια
Κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος έχει υψοφοβία
Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Clarisse
Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που μου δίνει ένα σκιάχτρο
Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Bianca
Κάθε φορά που βλέπω μια αδελφή επιπλήξει ο μικρότερος αδερφός της
Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Nico
Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που δεν τα πηγαίνει καλά με τους άλλους
Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ζωή
Κάθε φορά που βλέπω τα αστέρια
Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Rachel
Κάθε φορά που ένα αυτοκίνητο περνά λιμουζίνα μου.
Ναι υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε PJO
Όπου και να πάω
'"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoë said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoë blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam French fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoë just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."'
-Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood, and Zoë Nightshade, The Titan’s Curse.
"How did you die?"
"We, er... drowned in a bathtub.
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub."
-Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief
What's your element?
You have a short temper.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You are physically strong.
So apparently, I'm a master of all elements. Cool.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats(Just by a little bit to me.)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sappy movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL -- 19
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink(Barely.)
Go to your mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport(Keep in mind that that doesn't mean that I like it.)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL -- 10
And that's why I'm considered as a tomboy with a smidge of girlyness(Is that a word?).
GODLY PARENT QUIZ!
Your Godly Parent is...
You like being in charge.
You feel at home in the water.
You’re not that much of a people person.
You own a garden.
You often start fights.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
You're valedictorian in your class(Not in high school yet, but my nickname is Valedictorian, and I have the highest marks in my grade. I got an award for highest grade average)
8/10 I'm a true nerd at heart.
You’re very creative and artistic.
8/10 Same as Athena? That's strange...it should be more. Maybe I should change my name to I am Nikita Daughter of Athena(hey that rhymes!)
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
You have a way with tools.
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re the life of the party.
So I am a daughter of Apollo, and possibly a granddaughter/legacy of Athena. Cool.
(\ _/) This is Bunny.
(O.o ) Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination
Things Learned From Percy Jackson
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batte of the Labyrinth
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
 I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
 The answer is to look at 11.
 Don't get mad, and look at 15.
 Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.
 First, look at 2.
 Don't be that angry, look at 12.
 This is a very important message: Go to number 5.
 What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.
 Be patient, and look at 4.
 This is the last time I'm going to do this. Go to 7.
 I hope your not mad when I say look at 6.
 Sorry, look at 8.
 Don't get mad and look at 10.
 I really don't know how to say this, but look at 3.
 You must be really mad, but look at 9.
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (as apposed to what?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
PJO fan: PERCY!
HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed”
When rain suddenly come…
Mortal: Damn it!
PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!
HP fan: Accio umbrella!
Mortal: Oh My god!
PJO fans: Di Immortales!(Or Oh My Gods!)
HP fan: Merlin’s pants!
Mortal: Shut up!
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Leo: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar!
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines and turn you into a dolphin!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or my buddies and I will have a stampede on you!
HP fan: Silencio!
If you were able to make it this far into my profile while reading everything, congratulations! Here's a piece of chocolate! KIDDING! If you actually read my profile you would know I wouldn't give you chocolate! My chocolate's too valuable to me! *clutches chocolate to chest* But here's some key lime pie my friend gave me! Enjoy! Bye now!
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