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I love the night. Practically WORSHIP the moon. have a habit of taking the screen out of my window, and crawling out my window to sit on the porch roof, just to see the moon. yeah. I really like the moon. I LOATHE DAYTIME! usually. Light is good only when associated with the moon/fire.

I also like the sea. Although, it does counter my element: fire. *lights several matches* I do go into fits of Sea Longing. I admit it. ^_^

I pretty much have NO social life. My few friends include: Kristin (heheheheheheheehheheheh *cackles* ^.^), Mary (refuses to go by her real name and will most likely call her M.A.R.Y. unit in the future), Emily (JOIN FF.n! I COMMAND YOU! JOIN, I SAY! YAH! Ahem.), MG, grace, Celia, Kelly, Heather, Kaitlyn, SL, Ellie. . . and then, there are my made up friends!!!! YAY!

I am a stalker/assasin/black mage in training. Heather and BM the wise sages. HADOKEN!

Hawks are spiffy.

M*A*S*H is cool too! YAY FOR HAWKEYE Ahem. I am also liking: Becker, Everybody Loves Raymond, MTV Made, TRL (occasionally), Viva la Bam, Best Week Ever, I Love the '80s, and ellen. Woo.

Hidalgo makes me happy. Viggo (*drools*), horses, random Asain people, Annie Oakley. It's just good in general!

A Knight's Tale is a HILARIOUS movie. "It's called a *lance*. Helloooooo." ^^

Van Helsing! Yay! Vampires! Werewolves! Romanian people! Although I must say, "It sounds like Kate Beckinsale's only research on Romanian accents was watching the Count on Sesame Street."

I LURVE the Princess Bride.
"No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody wanna peanut?"

I'll try my best to explain myself (though I doubt it will do much good). Most people see me as the cynical and painful person who for some reason is tapping them on the shoulder asking if they have a dirk she could borrow.

I am a Pisces. yippee, I guess.

as i said, I have a pure and unhealthy obsession with LOTR. i do not deny it any longer. *bursts into song* V-I-G-G-O, V-I-G-G-O, V-I-G-G-O, and Viggo was his name-o! trust me, it's unhealthy.

I say right here. Frodo/Sam people are not my friends...not gay. never have been. and yet it seems that people always write them that way...*sigh*

however, yaoi and yuri aren't too bad. to an extent. I'm not the biggest lemon/hentai fan you'll ever meet...

I'm also a big Monty Python fan. *begins to sing* spam spam spam spa- *sister claps hand over mouth* Thank you. i needed that.

I must also say. . . GO REDWALL! WOO HOO! YAY!

Aaaaaaaand. . . YAY FOR HIS DARK MATERIALS! Hardly anyone has read those *hugs other loyal fans* I'm so glad to know i'm not alone!

Harry Potter owns all. And Sirius! T.T MY SIRIUS! I MUST FIND THAT LESTRANGE AND- (blood murder profanity)

Two GRAND (yes, i just used the word 'grand') comics are Calvin & Hobbes and Agnes. Oh, and 8 bit theater. GO FIGHTER!

"Could you sort of jump to the point? i have what doctors call a short attention spa- OOO! SOMETHING SHINY!"

My three favorites. *evil grin*

As for animals I also like horses. Horseback riding has been a hobby of mine since I was perhaps four. I've been lucky enough to grow up with an aunt who has *counting on fingers* 17 horses now! (mind you, I counted that on my fingers)

softball is my sport. Love it. Not very good at it. Still, love it. Track as well. Though unfortunately I had to give of playing school softball for the good (or perhaps not) of the track team. :sigh:

I am a big lover of photography.

I am COMPLETELY and thouroughly obsessed with anime. Love manga. my favorites include: Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Chobits, Rourouni Kenshin, Shaman King, Marmalade Boy, Tokumu Sentai Shinesman, that thing with Risky and Safety, AA! Megami Sama, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Kiki's Delivery Service, castle in the Sky, and (:panting at this point:) Grave of the Fireflies, Cowboy Bebop.

I also love *big gasp of air, to allow loudest scream possible for my dear old Bill* BILLY JOEL!, as well as the beatles, wingspan, barry manilo, train, matchbox 20, linkin park, franz ferdinand, modest mouse, and *big gasp of air* STING! "When there's a moon, over Bourbon streeeeeeeeet!" . yes, I know it's a weird combination of the old and the new.

my pure amusement comes from trying to scare the people who read this page ( and by capturing rabid penguins *captures penguin and stuffs it bodily into tuxedo* Awwwwww! How cute! Ahem. back to the bio thing).

oh, and I'm a pyro! FIRE IS GOOOOOOOOD! (my neighbor is a pyro, too. he actually got arrested for it. cuffs and everything. *wistful sigh* I'm so jealous)


From 'The Charge of the Beeotch,' by Arwen Nightstar and Gwen Wolfrose:

"Whenever you have need of anything once in the month, and better it be when it is not my moontime or any other time when I might be tired or already irritable, then shall you gather and adore me, who am Queen of all Bitches. There shall you gather, you who desire to learn the true Art of Bitchcraft, yet have not honed it to razor sharp precision; to these I will teach the esoterism of true bitchiness. And you shall be free from fluff; and as a sign that you are truly free, you shall cite tradition, correct misconception, bad grammar, spelling errors, and demand proper capitalization, and punctuation. For I am educated and can read above third grade level. Keep pure your highest ideal; strive ever towards it and if anyone tries to stop you, smack them hard upside the head. For mine is the determination to succeed and educate the ignorant."

Labyrinth quotes! (damn good movie):

Sarah-Give me the child.Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered. I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City, to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great...for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great. Damn..I can never remember that line. You have no power over me.

Sarah- I can bear it no longer! Goblin King, Goblin King, wherever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me!

Jareth-Sarah, go back to your room. Play with your toys and your costumes. Forget about the baby.

Jareth- You have 13 hours in which to solve the labyrinth before your baby brother becomes one of us, forever. Such a pity.

Hoggle-You know what your problem is, you take too many things for granted.

Wise Man's Hat- Well, well, then. There go a couple of suckers. Ah! It's so stimulating being your hat.

Jareth-You say the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, do you. Well let's see how you deal with this little slice?

Sir Didymus- Well, Sir Ludo, if that is thy name, come, let us be brothers henceforth and fight for the right as one.

Hoggle-Damn you Jareth, and damn me too.

Hoggle- Oh, she'll never forgive me. What have I done? I've lost my only friend, that's what I've done.

Junk Lady-You can't look where you're going if you don't know where you're going.

Sarah-It's all junk. Yes, it is! I have to save Toby!!

Jareth-Stop her! Call out the guards. Take the baby and hide it. Do something! Come on move, move!

Sarah-I need you, Hoggle. I don't know why, but every now and again in my life, for no reason at all, I need you. All of you.

Jareth - Love me, fear me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

Not a Labyrinth quote:
"When you love someone, write their name in a circle, not a heart...a heart can be broken, but a circle goes on for eternity!"

"I see...I see a light. Hey Conscience, am I dead?" ~ Dori, Finding Nemo

"I'd rather be crazy and smart than sane and stupid."

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"~Jack Sparrow, PotC

"Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."~ again, jack

"Ron- The spiders...they want me to tapdance...I don't want to tapdance...
Harry- You tell those spiders, Ron!" ~ Ron & Harry, PoA film

"Here's to the crazy ones. the misfits. the rebels. the trouble makers. the round pegs in the square holes. the ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. but the only thing you cant do is ignore them. because they change things. they push the human race forward. and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." --StLouisChic421, FictionAlley

if you REALLY want to know my interests, more than that, i'm afraid you'll have to stalk me. Oh well.

hmmm. the following are mine: ARAGORN, Viggo, Sirius, and Artemis.

the following are Kristin's: HOOK, Jason, Remus, Legolas, Orlando, David Thewlis.

the following (to be added to, I dunno the full list) are megan's: Seamus, Devon, Noah, Twitch

As the good old M.A.R.Y. Unit would say, ja ne.

P.S. I'm a BIG FAN of lemony snicket! hee hee. The world is quiet here.

P.P.S. Someday you'll really escape, until then, there's MTV.

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Fan Girls United by THECheeseTurkey reviews
The Fan girls of FGU are after someone, and what they what they get or the world faces their horrible pink vengence! Someone must stop them and it is up to Legolas, Cheesy and friends. Concerns evil grandmas, cheese, turkeys, girl scout cookies and more!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
Alfonso the Ring: Part II by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
Relive the story, the epic, the adventure, and the romance...through the eyes of the Ring! Lord of the Rings, told as it should be: by the One Ring himself. Rated for very coarse language and minor slash. Last chapter is UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004
The Road is Destiny by Firefly Lantern1 reviews
A hiccup in fate brings Julie to Middle-Earth, where she realizes life there is 'one long, peril-wrought camping trip'. She must find her way in the world with the help of a rag-tag band of nine journeyers who carry a ring and a dark secret.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,483 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Legolas, Meriadoc B.
Chosen fate by FireAtWill52 reviews
Ok this is about kel and dom's youngest child micah, and his struggle of finding his way lame summary i know...... please review!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 1/17/2004
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
Identity Crisis by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
Radar or Walter? Something happened. .......Review if you would like it to be continued. TLH
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Radar O. - Complete
HEY LOOK! SNAPE VIGNETTES! by Sarah Noble reviews
For some reason, you wanted them, and for still another reason, you asked for them. More vignettes of the Man himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Severus S.
Therapeutic Letters by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
LAST TWO LETTERS...Hawkeye picks up long after he left off...his own...Sidney said these letters would be Therapeutic...apparently Hawk may agree with him.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004
Aliriel of Tyra by darkiris3 reviews
Alee wants to go to Tortall from her country of Tyra to escape her father's rule. And meets some interesting knights along the way.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
Alfonso the Ring by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
The LOTR trilogy, seen through the eyes of the most important character---Mr. One Ring himself! (Beware! Ring has a snarky attitude, this is rated for coarse language & maybe slash) Last chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 1/15/2003
Slytherin Summer by Lego my Las reviews
Sometimes even your neighbor is more different than you could even imagine..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: A Parody by Acinorev reviews
Insanity ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
Moment In Time by joviality reviews
[Edited and completed.] One-shot fluff. HarryGinny with RHr at the side. HG looking back at their 1st real kiss (being captured in a photo) after they're married. Pls read & review, thanks! PG rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Footies by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
Have you ever wondered what various Potter characters wear for pajamas? Well, everyone is called down to the Great Hall in the middle of the night. Who's the kid walking around in footypajamas? What's that stuff on Pansy's face? Why is Neville blushing?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Complete
Sakura Trees by blahh reviews
A poem based on the end of Reflections (Spoiler!). Rate and review.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004
A Hobbit's Place is in the Kitchen by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
The hobbits cook Beregond a meal
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Samwise G., Peregrin T. - Complete
Handful of Grey Ashes, Handful of Silver Tears by Losseniaiel reviews
He was hers once, and may yet be again, but for now he is only a child, and does not remember what once was. And reunions are rarely what we expect them to be. FINISHED
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003
The Life and Times of Remus J Lupin by Paris Toward Troy reviews
The life of Remus J. Lupin, from birth to the end of OotP. The bite, his childhood, his school years, his return to Hogwarts and everything in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Remus L.
Fiery Eyes by Kaleyanne reviews
Naraku's POV. A brief look at his so-called logic for tormenting Sango the way he does. Mild hints of NarakuSango and OnigumoKikyo. (This is a one-shot; I see no way to go any further. Sorry.)
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Naraku, Sango - Complete
A Library is Not the Place for Love by awaysheflew reviews
It was the midnight hour almost seven years from that day. And fate was waiting in the T-U section.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Gentlemen of Fortune by Ariana Deralte reviews
An innocuous request leads to a look at Captain Jack Sparrow's past, complete with encounters with the East India Trading Company, slave traders, corrupt officials, treasure, trips to Singapore, and the truth behind the kohl and hat.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 11/1/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Mark The Earth With Ruin by Gamine reviews
Sequel to 'Wait For No Man. 'So free we seem, so fettered fast we are' - Robert Browning. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,703 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Complete
More Than Memory Book One by AfterEver reviews
Then Aragorn, being now the Heir of Isildur, was taken with his mother to dwell in the house of Elrond...' Here follows a part of that tale. Features Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Ranger and Elf OCs, and of course Gilraen. Continued in Book Two
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,886 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Hurt Too Much by Beboots reviews
Before the battle of Healm's Deep, Legolas thinks of life. Very short one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Legolas - Complete
The Nightclub by Neo11 reviews
This is a story about a collection of film characters from films such as The Matrix and The Lord Of The Rings and what they do on a night out on the town. . . This is my first fanfic, so please R+R!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003
Vengeance Born by pyrrhic victory reviews
Not all otters are good, and Redsplash certainly isn’t. Although considering the fact that her best friend is the son of the tyrant that ruined her life, and once finally freed Redsplash was enslaved by a wildcat, she never really had a chance, did she?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,400 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Complete
To Dream of a Rose by Insuna Moonhowl reviews
Well, this is my first poem, so please have pity. It's about Martin and Rose. Please Review!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2003
Eowyn : The Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual by Sargastic Kit reviews
Inspired by Theresa Green's wonderful 'Owners' Guide' Series, and published with her permission, everything you could ever want to know about the care and ownership of your fair Lady of Rohan...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Eowyn
Wait For No Man by Gamine reviews
Now complete! Losing a wife is hard enough, but losing a child... some losses are too much for the human soul to bear.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,461 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Complete
All Shall Love Me and Despair by Dragon Confused reviews
Celeborn thinks about Galadriel during the night that she shows Frodo the Mirror. Very short story. Main Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Galadriel
Tribunal of the missing tape and an online adventure for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Severus S., Severus S.
Snape Vignettes: Fourth Edition! by Sarah Noble reviews
Hufflepuff's got a snacktastrophe and SOMEONE put a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
Snape Vignettes VOLUME THREE! by Sarah Noble reviews
Yet more fun from the Man with the Plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Severus S., Severus S.
Hidden In Silence by Mishachan reviews
A young, mute squirrelmaid struggles to find meaning in life and solve the conflict in her heart while trying to protect the ones who love her least
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003
The Tammy Show by Lia Ex Machina reviews
Lia and Les kidnap random Tamora Pierce characters and FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HORRIBLE SECRETS! MWAHAHAHA! *chokes* Sandry...next...idea...Hika's...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,295 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 7/23/2002
Beautiful Pain by Mishachan reviews
*COMPLETE!* The Labyrinth is dying, almost dead, and so is Hoggle's spirit. Ever since Sarah came in and out of his life a year ago, things have never been the same. And now...it might be too late.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Complete
Sting by TreeHugger reviews
Bilbo learns of the origins of his little sword from Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2003
A Necessary Deception by Scattered Logic reviews
Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,164 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
The third installment of Snape Vignettes...now with a fun Christmasy aftertaste!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Severus S.
Yet More Snape Vignettes! by Sarah Noble reviews
Deranged minds asked for them, deranged minds got them! Living proof that Snape can write a fanfiction, and Remus Lupin is after my blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Severus S., Remus L.
The Snape Vignettes- by Sarah Noble reviews
This is a collection of vignettes all about my man Severus Snape, who deserves nothing less than to have horribly dumb (but thankfully short) fanfiction about him. These are bite-sized, prepackaged, ready-to-own stories to assist your smiley times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Severus S.
Party Animals by PezMaster reviews
(FULLY REVISED!) The Hallowe'en ball is coming and James is having girlfriend trouble, Remus has a date with a full moon, and Sirius becomes busy with open jars of peanut butter, spiking the punch, and overcoming his feelings for a certain someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,109 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2002 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Underneath the Maple Tree... by Joltz reviews
"The tears shed will be minimal. The press will die down in week's time. Draco Malfoy was simply destined to become another face that the public could weep for and thank the lord that it wasn't their child. And then he'll be forgotten." No certain POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2001