Queen of Zan
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Joined 10-23-03, id: 475130
Author has written 8 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Harry Potter.

Overly fond of Snape, Zacharias Smith, and Blaise Zabini, Queen of Zan is just this side of certifiably insane. She tends to get a new idea and run with it, then forget to type it up. Which explains the lack of updating.

She spends a lot of time on LiveJournal, and answers her email almost, if not every day, so feel free to send a message.

Queen of Zan has a large number of writing styles, most of them good, if odd. Of course, some of it is crap, but that's life.

More often than not, instead of writing, Queen of Zan is lazing around on LiveJournal. So if you really want her to update, wander over and nag her there. That works. Sometimes. Except when she loses internet access for long periods of time. And then I suppose you're pretty well stuck.

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Harry Potter and the Wish of Life by Usako3000 reviews
AU. Harry makes a wish that changes the past, sending him into a world where James and Lily lived but Voldemort is all powerful. And, er... Snape is ...Uncle Sevi? While war approaches, Harry shelters beneath the marauders' wings, growing into a stronger and more valiant hero than ever before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 157,309 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Severus S.
Never Too Late by Rosaleen reviews
The Hogwarts Headmaster enlists a little help to give Severus and Harry something they've missed. A baby Severus and Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,213 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Albus D.
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Shadow Sorcerer by Cylent Dragon reviews
Three years after the Tamuli, Talen ran away from the Pandion Chapter house. Danae has found him once more, but he's changed. With new powers awakened and loyalties divided, this crisis isn't just a personal one for Aphrael. Final Chapter and Epilogue up!
David Eddings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,659 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Needed by Blue Fire Krazed reviews
Chapter 15 Up. Hermione Granger, a Series of Events. Two Mischievious Twins, Two Friends, Fun and a Newspaper
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Hermione G., George W.
This Life we Lead by HighD reviews
Draco and Harry are forced into working together when Draco is hired as the newest member to the Hogwarts staff as Potions master. (HD)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Time Turner by Lyra Pendragon reviews
What happens when the Marauders, Lily, and Snape are sent to the future? They meet Harry, they learn about their own pasts and wonder if James and Lily were drunk when they got married, oh yeah, and they get caught by Voldemort. preHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,113 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/2/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Points of View by Scrupulous-One reviews
The points of view of the many characters in OoT are expressed in first person detail. The final chapter is posted at last.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 124,389 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 3/28/2004
First time by Elza reviews
-COMPLETE- A student falls in love with a teacher. Unfortunately, the teacher happens to be Severus Snape. Is there any chance the greasy git is actually capable of returning her love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,722 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
If Only by Vampchick001 reviews
What were the Mauraders Hogwarts lives like? What about Lily? How do they fit together? This is my account on what Hogwarts was like with some of the most famous wizards attending. REVISED! Chp. 18 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,785 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Seemingly Neverending Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
The fifth series of The Story That Will Not Die, and it brings you everything you want so, so much; idiocy, gratuitous slash suggestions, filth, decadence, blond hair, and, of course, absolute pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Severus Snape and the Weasley Prank by Ari-Griffin reviews
Firestar038's April Fool's Day Challenge Winner. It is April Fool's Day at Hogwarts. Just what is in store for Severus Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Severus S., George W. - Complete
The Mirror Tells All by Blue Taboo reviews
Link returns home to Hyrule after a journey that has eaten the rest of his childhood. What he finds is a peaceful land on the outside, but a political scene full of turmoil he doesn't understand. Chapter 17! Oh there's the plot! I thought I lost that!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,313 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Line Between Love and Hate by Cajun Rogue reviews
Harry is caught somewhere between of the girl who is perfect and the girl who is perfect for him. Liz is beautiful and sweet--the perfect girl and Lexi has attitude, spunk, and ticks Harry off to no end--the girl who is perfect for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,223 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
The Depraved Still Ongoing Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
The racy madness continues, as the splendidly gorgeous Lucius Malfoy and his sardonic sidekick, Severus Snape, embark on yet another hilariously warped sequal, now the fourth, of this rather persistent story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Ha Ha, Suckers! by She's a Star reviews
. . . The Epic Adventures of Mark Evans. (Inspired by a certain FAQ poll result on jkrowling.com)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
Legends of Zelda: The Lost Stone by lynx-y3k reviews
The legend of one will become the destiny of another...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,333 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Link, Sheik
The Esteemed & Continuing Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Welcome, gentle reader. By now you should have realised that the stories contained within this volume are part of a humungous series of heroic epics about none other than the ever charming L. Malfoy and his lovely sidekick, S. Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Midnight Musings by Frankie Beeblebrox reviews
What do people say when they think no one is listening to them? A series of vignettes from different characters. Rated PG for possible later content Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004
Hogwarts' First Musical by The Good Shippers reviews
The DADA teacher has a rather 'dramatic' solution to liven up Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,567 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Chosen by mlast reviews
Five Heroes from five distant lands… unite to save the fate of the world! But will they be able to work together as a team? The Chosen have been called upon by the Crest of Hyrule to stop the ultimate evil, Ganondorf!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,582 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Just one more Night by WaitingForTheStars reviews
Sometimes fate has its tricky ways of teaching you. Deep down inside of it all, it only makes you stronger, right? Let's just hope fate doesn't get carriend away this time...(RxK)(SxK) FINISHED
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
Azure Mists by Moonshiner reviews
Kiari has a strange dream in which a mysterious woman hands her a deep blue stone, but when Kiari wakes up, she finds that the stone is in her hand. She had found this particular stone early in her first year, in the Forbidden Forest. She knew it was ench
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2004
Harry Potter Abridged by Frankie Beeblebrox reviews
All five of the Harry Potter books, condensed, for those people who don't have a lot of time. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/10/2004
Dream Deferred by Risti reviews
Politics. Power. Love. Lies. What happens to a Dream Deferred? A speculative fic centred around Percy Weasley post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Percy W., Luna L.
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Chronicles of Faith by Lel-Kun reviews
The Origins of the Fierce Deity and Majora; a bloody past revealed. A chapter of Hyrule's dark history...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2003
Lions Sleep Tonight by LJ Fan reviews
In attempt to prove Slytherin pride, Lucius dares Severus to prank the Gryffindor Common Room. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Rebel Sheep Say 'Moo' by Virtie reviews
Best story in the history of fanfiction [so said by me].. PWP? Use the moo Lucy, use the moo..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Snape's Walmart Adventure! by klc926 reviews
Because who doesn't go to Walmart?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Into the Depths of the Mirror by Rb reviews
A fairy tale (more Grimm than Disney) about the making of the Mirror of Erised
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/6/2002
The REAL Reason Snape's Hair Is Always Greasy by Thatcher Storme reviews
Okay, so I happen to like that part in The Wizard of Oz. So shoot me! *dodges bullet* Um...just read it. Oh, and review. Yes, that would be nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/4/2000 - Severus S., George W.
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The Stalker reviews
When the drought in Privet Drive bores a girl to tears, she decides to stalk someone in her neighborhood. This is the story of Monica, a sixteen year-old girl who stalks Harry Potter, and what happens when Tonks gets happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Harry P.
Jedeziah reviews
Names are what a make a person who they are, right? Well, if someone you care about greatly renames you, what do you do? Do you change with it? Or do you pretend it never happened?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
To Found A School reviews
working title The Sorting Hat tells a simple story every year: how Hogwarts was founded, and how people are Sorted. But the whole story isn't told; who has time for that? So here is the real story, including paranoia, idiocy, romance, and dragons. Not
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2004
What the Legends Say reviews
After Oot, while Link is in Termina. Doesn't follow Link until later in the story. Very stange love square, it may suprise you at the end. Link is gone, and no-one knows what to do when an evil force threatens Hyrule once more. 'Tis a tad funny.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004
Famous Last Words reviews
OotP spoilers One-shot Sirius Black, as he fell through the veil, said something, his last words. Only Bellatrix could hear him, and she didn't care. What did Sirius say, what were his last words?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
On A Bench, In A Room reviews
A sweet little one-shot about Ron and Hermione. Has a rather humorous twist at the end. Wait, just a sec! I must dance the first one-shot dance! dances the first one-shot dance
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Series of Coincidences That Just Happen to reviews
Look Like a Plot. Evidently, people like this, because I have many more reviews than my other stories. Okay, this is just completely random and has very little "plot". Less crazy is my oter fic. Fics, not fic. Oops.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004
An Enigma, For Sure reviews
Rating for the mostly for the language of teenaged girls who are very nearly insane. A story about a girl and her misadventures at Hogwarts. And then her Muggle best friends show up. Teachers get annoyed, Gred and Forge fall in love with...someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004