Cunt Jammer McGee
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Joined 05-28-13, id: 4753287, Profile Updated: 07-02-13
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Flies, Handmaid's Tale, Breaking Bad, and Pokémon.

If you don't like my writing, you can suck my non-functioning trans penis and it won't get hard so it will be like sucking on a soggy noodle I am sorry for that. But I am an aspiring writer and I hope that my fanfictions one day can be published and sold in bookstores for consumption by middle school otaku girls who name themselves after anime characters and watch inordinate amounts of anime and integrate Japanese into their everyday vocabularies, I think that would be uber sugoi. I am a huge fan of anything on TV and I like other people who also enjoy TV and who use tumblr and internet and Sonic is cool too. I am age 22 and I live at home and write about how I fetishize male characters from animated Disney movies and masturbate to yaoi's and make my mom buy me body pillows with Madoka-chan on them. I love Madoka-chan and she is a mature 13-year-old woman so it is not pedophillic. My name is Cunt Jammer McGee, Cunt is actually only an alias, I can't give out my real name online, I am sorry. I hail from Phoenix, Arizona and currently reside in a suburb outside of the city. Arizona is hot and miserable and so I am forced to spend most of my time inside doing this. I one day will be a famous fan-fiction writer and I have been at it since I was 13 (almost ten years now), and I haven't caught a break yet, but just you wait. One day. One day I'll be a Pokemon Master, published, famous, fan-fiction writer. So shut up.

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Pikawho reviews
18 only! Pikachu discovers who Ash's real favorite Pokemon is!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Pikachu
Breaking Good reviews
i've never watched breaking bad but this is my fanfiction for it
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/4/2013
Handmaid's Tale: Full Disclosure reviews
A fic based off of the wonderful novel, Handmaid's Tale, where Offred is far more interesting and engaging than ever she was in the original work. She discovers much more about her through explicit, graphic, sex. Lots of charming fetishism, adorable lesbianism, and hilarious rape scenes. A timeless classic.
Handmaid's Tale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/3/2013
Lord of the Flies: The Untold Story of reviews
Ralph and Piggy have the sex and it was good sex.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Ralph, Piggy