Blink Floyd
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Joined 05-29-13, id: 4754957, Profile Updated: 09-22-15
Author has written 9 stories for Hotel Transylvania, Avengers, Big Bang Theory, and Once Upon a Time.

Hi, I'm Blink Floyd. I am no longer so new to Fanfiction. I update this profile whenever I'm on my computer and I don't have anything better to do, but I don't want to get off my computer so I add random stuff to my profile. And there you go.

I'm also on AO3.

Life Motto-There is no problem in the world that cannot be solved with duct tape, chocolate, or running it over. :)

Other Quotes (Half of these are Homestuck, eheheh)

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then life will be all like whaaaaat?" -Phil (Modern Family)

"You got your Phd from a curse!" -Regina (Once Upon a Time)

"We have cotton candy dumpass." -Dave Strider (Homestuck)

"I Suddenly Don't Understand Anything." -Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck)

"C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?"-Terezi Pyrope (Homestuck)



"Iif you cant fiigure 2hiit out by fucking around you dont belong near computer2." -Sollux Captor (Homestuck)

"I think i m0stly just want t0 see what happens when this wh0le place breaks apart." -Aradia Megido (Homestuck)

"Well maybe youre an asshole sometimes but its always on accident and most people are accidental assholes a lot of times anyway so who cares." -Roxy Lalonde (Homestuck)

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100 km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his brakes were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

(this makes me so sad D:)


Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature or profile to help him gain world domination. No one is sure whether he is Bunny's partner or nemisis... but copy him with bunny anyway!

You know you're obsessed with the Avengers when:

1. You play darts and all you can think is "Man, Clint would nail this game!"

2. You play Trivial Pursuit and you want Bruce on your team. Then you remember he's fictional.

3. Someone's being cocky and know-it-all-ish and you think "Oh my god it's a Tony clone."

4. You watch Brave and immediately think Merida looks like Clint and Natasha's kid.

5. You will never be able to watch Lord Of The Rings again without thinking of Hawkeye. "Better clench up, Legolas."

6. You wish your science teacher was Bruce. (He would be SO much better then my eighth-grade one)

7. You get WAY too excited whenever someone describes someone else as low-key.

8. Someone says there's a black widow in your backyard and you say: "It's all right, I won't let her interrogate me."

9. You're suddenly way more patriotic, in honor of Steve.

10. The 4th of July is now the date of TWO holidays; Independence Day and Steve's birthday.

11. You finish a drink and you have an urge to throw your cup on the floor and yell "ANOTHER!"

12. The Northern Lights suddenly get you WAY too excited.

13. You want a Starkphone for Christmas, complete with JARVIS. (I've always wanted a JARVIS. Who doesn't ;D)

14. You wear green and gold everywhere and laugh scornfully when people ask why. "Puny mortals, how dare you question my motives? I am a Minion of Loki!!"

15. Instead of saying, "That guy smacked you around like a ragdoll," you say "Wow, that guy really gave you the Loki treatment."

16. You really want archery lessons. And explosive arrows. And an excuse to use them.

17. You want to be a SHIELD agent.

18. You are convinced that the reason the Avengers aren't real is that you're in an alternate, more boring dimension.

19. You think the air vents are a viable mode of transportation.

20. You think the Hulk is awesome and Bruce needs a hug.

21. You're nodding and smiling as you read these.

22. You're going to put this on your own profile because of how (unfortunately) true this is.

23. You begin debating the similarities between Odin and Nick Fury. (both have eyepatches, both are really bad at dealing with Loki...need I go on?)

24. You begin quoting it all the time, and the quotes actually fit your situation (It's almost sad how often this happens to me...)

25. You smile slightly every time you step on an ant.

26. You and your friends have assigned yourselves Avengers characters and regularly get together to play out the movie. (I'm Hawkeye! Wow, I just realized how sad this is.)

27. You want an Iron Man suit for your birthday.

28. You have a sudden interest in World War II.

29. Every time you see a jet streak across the sky, you at first think 'Iron Man!!!!' before groaning in disappointment.

30. Whenever you can't find something important, you curse Loki.

31. Whenever lightning cuts your power, you curse Thor, then apologize because you don't want Jane to run you over.

32. You have your own toy Captain America shield, Iron Man mask, Thor hammer, and Hulk fists. (Uh)

33. Your birthday party was Avengers themed.

34. You actually know what S.H.E.I.L.D stands for. (Oh yeah!)

35. You know that J.A.R.V.I.S is an acronym for Just A Rather Very Intelligent System.

36: Every time you go to bed at night, you pray for a Avengers-Phil Coulson reunion

37: You no longer smile every time you step on an ant, because you now live in fear that the ant you just stepped on is Antony II.

38: You attempt to mimic Wanda and Pietro's accents on a regular basis

39: You hold long and intense debates on whether or not the elevator would be worthy.

40: You have tried shwarma. (It's not bad!)

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile. }:D

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! (Compared to other people, my profile isn't that long. But I feel like mine's way too long)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.

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Grá, Dílseacht, Cairdeas by Arachniphobia16 reviews
(Love, loyalty, friendship) Darkness seeps back into every corner of the world and a chill sweeps through mortal flesh and immortal bone. A piercing shriek in the dark heard not in the ears. The six pillars come together to fight, bound by blood and battle. The great shadow of doom covers the whole of earth, but whose doom is the one so rapidly approaching?
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,970 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Dracula - Complete
That Happens Sometimes by FrostedFangirl reviews
Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 208 - Words: 147,404 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thor
Years of Mistakes by JaycenMackenzie reviews
High school: a hormone-filled, drama-packed, stressful four years. Seven students in their last year of high school try to make the year their best. A billionaire's son, two quarreling brothers, a couple of tough fighters, the perfect American boy, and an angry young man come together to survive their senior year.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,914 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Initials by kyrzephyrs reviews
Why Loki really picked Clint. Or, why you shouldn't make fun of Loki's initials. Learn from Clint's mistake, folks. Now including more characters and LOL moments! Complete. Includes the Avengers, Fury, and Coulson.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Going As Justice League On Halloween by agentcarter12 reviews
Fury orders the avengers to dress up as The Justice League for Halloween. What follows can only end with one sentence of Fury. "YOU MOTHER-"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F.
Dark Prison by Child of Mars reviews
Pandora's Box is a fate worse than death, they say. The most evil creatures to have ever existed are trapped inside it, screaming, struggling, eternally fighting to escape what must be a living hell. After discovering the truth about Peter Pan and what he did to Rumplestiltskin, Neal is determined to rescue his father. But Belle knows there is only one key to the Dark Prison: Hope.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
A Very Golden Vacation by Snapegirlkmf reviews
The Golds and Charmings, including a toddler Regina, take on the Big Apple on a crazy, fun, insane vacation where tempers are tested, laughs ensue, and Manhattan will never be the same! Get ready, dearies, for the vacation of a lifetime! Pairings include Rumbelle, Swanfire, and Snowing. AU mini sequel to The Gold Standard.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,540 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Loki's Army by WarriorOfTheWeek reviews
Loki has a new army that he would like the Avengers to meet...
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Complete
The Mistletoe Revelation by JustALittleTeacup reviews
At a Christmas party thrown by the gang, Beverly Hofstader has one too many drinks and notices the mistletoe... but what ensues is not a fluffy holiday romance. Truths once said in public cannot be unsaid, making Sheldon's family secrets not so secret after all...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny, Mrs. Hofstadter
The Entrepreneur Experiment by kirbykid13 reviews
Based off the SpongeBob episode Chocolate With Nuts, Sheldon and Amy decide to be traveling chocolate bar salesman and saleswoman.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Rules for being around the Avengers by LostHawk reviews
Fury and Coulson were fed up with how the Avengers were acting and how people onboard the Hellicarrier were only making it worse. So they created, 'The Rules for being around the Avengers'
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson
A Little Bit Less by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Jonathan hopes to make Dracula's pain a little bit less. Light Het.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein, Dracula - Complete
Random facts about the Avengers by Anthony E. Stark reviews
The Avengers do some crazy things in their spare time which have been immortalised in this guide that tells everyone of their secrets. (A bunch of random short stories that don't really have a plot)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Flying Clint! by FrostedFangirl reviews
...Or 5 times Clint tried to fly, and 1 time he did. Crack fic! No slash or Romance.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Complete
The Shaggy Physicist by Risknight reviews
Sheldon wakes up with a tiny little problem. He's a dog. And his human body is laying in an alley in front of him. What's a little Yorkie to do?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Clint Barton: Guide and Owner's Manual by Erestory reviews
Tired of tripping over arrows? Wondering why there is a army of birds outside your house? Wondering why there is suddenly a archery target in the kitchen? Read the manual.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Technical Difficulties by MaverikFlame reviews
"I think it's stuck." Loki's eyes popped wide. "What?" he shrieked. "It can't be!"
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Summary of the Series by odd-gelato reviews
The entire series of Twilight in two simple phrases.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Can't Be Controlled reviews
"You broke our deal! And if you don't find my sister, you and this entire town will pay. I'll make sure of it." (In which Elsa wants to find her sister, Rumple has to deal with what happened in the past, and everyone learns to beware the frozen heart.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Elsa - Complete
Chat Room Chaos with the Avengers reviews
The Avengers use Chat Rooms! Tony Stark ticks off Bruce Banner, Thor and Loki tick off Tony Stark, JARVIS is tortured, Clint Barton pwns Katniss Everdeen, and Steve Rogers is taunted. Poor Natasha. For laughs only, don't take too seriously, and hopefully this won't be as cliche as other chatroom stories.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013
Divide reviews
A bet between Regina and Whale has it's consequences...and Rumpelstiltskin ends up getting caught in the crossfire. And so does the town. And the clock tower. And Emma's car. Yeah, this might not end well.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Spirit of Insanity reviews
When Sheldon won Proffesor Rothman's office, he had no idea the office has been occupied since Rothman's tragic mental decline. Now Rothman's ghostly daughter has her eyes on Sheldon, and she's not going to leave him alone until he gives her what she wants-revenge.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,388 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny, OC - Complete
Tony Learns A Lesson (Or what happens when Clint gets mad) reviews
The three times that Tony pissed off Clint, and the consequences that follow. Meant to be humorous, and (kind of) includes team bonding. Just not among Tony and Clint. ;)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
My Immortal reviews
'There's just too much that time cannot erase.' Dracula's thoughts in the aftermath of Martha's death. Oneshot, based on Evanescence's 'My Immortal.'
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Complete
Dark Legacies reviews
EDITED AND HOPEFULLY EASIER TO READ. They say you can't run from your past, but what if your past could destroy everything you care about? What if your past could destroy the world? When Dracula's past begins to catch up to him, he has to face it-or risk losing everything. First fanfic, go easy on me. Rating may go up. I do not own Hotel T.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,582 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Dracula, Frank/Frankenstein, Mavis, Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein - Complete
On the Way to the Battle reviews
Remember the part in the Avengers at the beginning of the main battle when Tony was like 'what did you do, stop for drive-through' to Steve, Natasha, and Clint? What if they actually did? Dedicated to my best friend, who gave me the idea. I do not own Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
I Never Told You reviews
Basically, Penny's leaving, and she and Sheldon are both having regrets, so yes, it's Shenny. Based on the song by Colbie Callait. It's much better with the lyrics, but oh well. Nothing I can do about that.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete