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Joined 05-29-13, id: 4754957, Profile Updated: 04-04-16
Author has written 8 stories for Hotel Transylvania, Avengers, Big Bang Theory, and Once Upon a Time.

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Grá, Dílseacht, Cairdeas by Arachniphobia16 reviews
(Love, loyalty, friendship) Darkness seeps back into every corner of the world and a chill sweeps through mortal flesh and immortal bone. A piercing shriek in the dark heard not in the ears. The six pillars come together to fight, bound by blood and battle. The great shadow of doom covers the whole of earth, but whose doom is the one so rapidly approaching?
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,970 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Dracula - Complete
That Happens Sometimes by FrostedFangirl reviews
Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 208 - Words: 147,404 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thor
Years of Mistakes by JaycenMackenzie reviews
High school: a hormone-filled, drama-packed, stressful four years. Seven students in their last year of high school try to make the year their best. A billionaire's son, two quarreling brothers, a couple of tough fighters, the perfect American boy, and an angry young man come together to survive their senior year.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,914 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Initials by Ketsui Meraki reviews
Why Loki really picked Clint. Or, why you shouldn't make fun of Loki's initials. Learn from Clint's mistake, folks. Now including more characters and LOL moments! Complete. Includes the Avengers, Fury, and Coulson.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Going As Justice League On Halloween by agentcarter12 reviews
Fury orders the avengers to dress up as The Justice League for Halloween. What follows can only end with one sentence of Fury. "YOU MOTHER-"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F.
Dark Prison by Child of Mars reviews
Pandora's Box is a fate worse than death, they say. The most evil creatures to have ever existed are trapped inside it, screaming, struggling, eternally fighting to escape what must be a living hell. After discovering the truth about Peter Pan and what he did to Rumplestiltskin, Neal is determined to rescue his father. But Belle knows there is only one key to the Dark Prison: Hope.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
A Very Golden Vacation by Snapegirlkmf reviews
The Golds and Charmings, including a toddler Regina, take on the Big Apple on a crazy, fun, insane vacation where tempers are tested, laughs ensue, and Manhattan will never be the same! Get ready, dearies, for the vacation of a lifetime! Pairings include Rumbelle, Swanfire, and Snowing. AU mini sequel to The Gold Standard.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,540 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Loki's Army by WarriorOfTheWeek reviews
Loki has a new army that he would like the Avengers to meet...
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Complete
The Mistletoe Revelation by JustALittleTeacup reviews
At a Christmas party thrown by the gang, Beverly Hofstader has one too many drinks and notices the mistletoe... but what ensues is not a fluffy holiday romance. Truths once said in public cannot be unsaid, making Sheldon's family secrets not so secret after all...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny, Mrs. Hofstadter
The Entrepreneur Experiment by kirbykid13 reviews
Based off the SpongeBob episode Chocolate With Nuts, Sheldon and Amy decide to be traveling chocolate bar salesman and saleswoman.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Rules for being around the Avengers by LostHawk reviews
Fury and Coulson were fed up with how the Avengers were acting and how people onboard the Hellicarrier were only making it worse. So they created, 'The Rules for being around the Avengers'
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson
A Little Bit Less by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Jonathan hopes to make Dracula's pain a little bit less. Light Het.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein, Dracula - Complete
Random facts about the Avengers by Anthony E. Stark reviews
The Avengers do some crazy things in their spare time which have been immortalised in this guide that tells everyone of their secrets. (A bunch of random short stories that don't really have a plot)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Flying Clint! by FrostedFangirl reviews
...Or 5 times Clint tried to fly, and 1 time he did. Crack fic! No slash or Romance.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Complete
The Shaggy Physicist by Risknight reviews
Sheldon wakes up with a tiny little problem. He's a dog. And his human body is laying in an alley in front of him. What's a little Yorkie to do?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Clint Barton: Guide and Owner's Manual by Mischief11 reviews
Tired of tripping over arrows? Wondering why there is a army of birds outside your house? Wondering why there is suddenly a archery target in the kitchen? Read the manual.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Technical Difficulties by MaverikFlame reviews
"I think it's stuck." Loki's eyes popped wide. "What?" he shrieked. "It can't be!"
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Summary of the Series by odd-gelato reviews
The entire series of Twilight in two simple phrases.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Can't Be Controlled reviews
"You broke our deal! And if you don't find my sister, you and this entire town will pay. I'll make sure of it." (In which Elsa wants to find her sister, Rumple has to deal with what happened in the past, and everyone learns to beware the frozen heart.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Elsa - Complete
Chat Room Chaos with the Avengers reviews
The Avengers use Chat Rooms! Tony Stark ticks off Bruce Banner, Thor and Loki tick off Tony Stark, JARVIS is tortured, Clint Barton pwns Katniss Everdeen, and Steve Rogers is taunted. Poor Natasha. For laughs only, don't take too seriously, and hopefully this won't be as cliche as other chatroom stories.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013
Spirit of Insanity reviews
When Sheldon won Proffesor Rothman's office, he had no idea the office has been occupied since Rothman's tragic mental decline. Now Rothman's ghostly daughter has her eyes on Sheldon, and she's not going to leave him alone until he gives her what she wants-revenge.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,388 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny, OC - Complete
Tony Learns A Lesson (Or what happens when Clint gets mad) reviews
The three times that Tony pissed off Clint, and the consequences that follow. Meant to be humorous, and (kind of) includes team bonding. Just not among Tony and Clint. ;)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
My Immortal reviews
'There's just too much that time cannot erase.' Dracula's thoughts in the aftermath of Martha's death. Oneshot, based on Evanescence's 'My Immortal.'
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Complete
Dark Legacies reviews
EDITED AND HOPEFULLY EASIER TO READ. They say you can't run from your past, but what if your past could destroy everything you care about? What if your past could destroy the world? When Dracula's past begins to catch up to him, he has to face it-or risk losing everything. First fanfic, go easy on me. Rating may go up. I do not own Hotel T.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,582 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Dracula, Frank/Frankenstein, Mavis, Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein - Complete
On the Way to the Battle reviews
Remember the part in the Avengers at the beginning of the main battle when Tony was like 'what did you do, stop for drive-through' to Steve, Natasha, and Clint? What if they actually did? Dedicated to my best friend, who gave me the idea. I do not own Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
I Never Told You reviews
Basically, Penny's leaving, and she and Sheldon are both having regrets, so yes, it's Shenny. Based on the song by Colbie Callait. It's much better with the lyrics, but oh well. Nothing I can do about that.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete