Author has written 4 stories for Transall Saga, Prince of Tennis, and Naruto.
Yo, (does the Kakashi enterance) I be Kip.
I love to read and hate to write so expect abnormaly slow updates for my fics. Compounded by the fact that I procrastinate. ... a lot.
I am 20, female, and straight so of course I enjoy my smut. My really ribald collection has not made it into my favorites section for fear of my nononline acquaintances perusing the list.
It would take too long to list all that I have read (think thousands not hundreds); so my favorite book at the moment is The King of Attolia.
As for good fanfictions... I have too many to do a review on all of them so I will try for the creme of the crop.
...Currently pending...(EDIT: If you're actually interested you're better off sending me a pm narrowing down what you like to read or just jumping in the deep end of my favourites list. )
(the plotbunnies have taken over and I have a slim chance of writing them myself)
Youth is wasted on the young.
Not all people die young. What if a 92 year old Naruto fan with Alzheimer's was sucked into the Naruto universe by the Nidaime while he was creating his impure world resurrection jutsu? What if that Alzheimer's manifested as perfect recall of her life? What if she set out to change the world as a civilian by rewriting all the fanfiction she had read?….. Because not having to deal with defamation of character since the subject hasn’t been born yet is priceless. Writing porn before Jiraia. Making it so Sasuke and Naruto can't fight without snickers erupting. Naruhina fluff galore, with requisite Hiashi. Council/villager bashing as a subtle propaganda that takes away the option of ostracizing Naruto before he is born. Pity points for the Kyubi. Being the elder that browbeats Kakashi into helping with the grocerys so that she doesn't release a Kaka/Gai fic, she is nice that way, lending credence to Kakashi's excuses, that he doesn’t use because Obito lived. Zabuza/Haku. Gaining Bee's worship. The Flames of Youth v.s. Age and Treachery. Danzo and Orochimaru watched from a young age.
Using the Cassandra effect to spread the word.. until it can no longer stopped or denied that she knows something (so of course Intelligence has to read Everything she has ever written….Poor Ibiki). That crazy old woman has brought the HORRORS of the internet to Narutoverse. (Their being wimps, she never published any incest fics) And Hetty, Disney, Potter, Sherlock, Highschool Musical, and every one else came along for the ride.
In which an sioc takes their chances with T&I.
Lets face it, not all people have the capacity to be a great ninja, especially those who have a life of a civilian haunting them. In all the sioc inserts, people avoid the interest of T&I , but the best chance for change comes with the spread of information. Physical torture is the least reliable form of interrogation, but who wants to torture a 2 year old anyway? Being mindfucked is a much better alternative to slowly dyeing from guilt, the worst they can find is your porn stash. Any mind games they play might just help ease the anguish of having your whole world ripped from you, it is hard to threaten someone who has no will to live...here..
...Besides you get to fuck with them back.
No prisoner is expected to tone down their vitriol.