Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Star Trek: 2009.
Hi! I'm DarthGranola. I am 15 and live in Massachusetts. WOOOOO!!!!! GO PATS!!!!!!
Likes: Harry Potter, X-men, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Superheroes (Spiderman, Superman, Ironman, Batman, Thor, ect...), Avengers, Football (PATRIOTS!!!)
Dislikes: Twilight, Mustard, School, Justin Bieber, Shoes, Socks
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Hunger Games, The Outsiders, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Bridge to Terebithia, The Divergent Trilogy, The Fault In Our Stars
Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, The Outsiders, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Grease, G.I. Joe, Now You See Me, Marvel/DC Superhero movies, 21 Jump Street, Anchorman, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Coach Carter, Back to the Future 1,2, and 3, Get Smart, The Hobbit, National Treasure 1 and 2, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Clue, The Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, The Princess Bride, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, Bridge to Terebithia, The Matrix, Footloose (1984/2011), Divergent, The Hobbit Trilogy
Favorite T.V. Shows: THE WALKING DEAD, Malcom in the Middle, Modern Family, Hawaii 5-0, The Big Bang Theory, The Goldburgs, Blackish, SNL, Friends, Full House, Bob's Burgers
Best friend: Ana-Daughter of Hades (Check out her page, she has an amazing list of favorites for Percy Jackson and Avatar stories)
Favorite Harry Potter Pairings:
-Harry and Ginny
-Neville and Luna
-Remus and Tonks
-Harry and Luna
-Fem-Harry and Cedric
-Fem-Harry and Fred
-Fem-Harry and Oliver
-Fem-Harry and Sirius
-Fem-Harry and Malfoy
-Sirius and Remus
-Minnie and Dumbledore
Harry Potter pairings that should have never existed:
-Fem-Harry and Remus
-Fem-Harry and Snape
-Hermione and Snape
-Harry and Malfoy (Not that I have anything against gays, I just don't like the pairing)
Favorite Percy Jackson Pairings:
-Chris and Clarrise
-Fem-Percy and Nico
-Fem-Percy and Jason
Percy Jackson pairings that should have never existed:
-Percy and Grover
-Annabeth and Nico
-Leo and Reyna
-Rachael and Nico
-Percy and Rachael
-Percy and Nico
Favorite Marvel Pairings:
-Natasha and Steve
-Rogue and Iceman
-Spider-Man and Deadpool
-Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy
-Thor and Lady Sif
-Darcy and Clint Barton
Favorite Harry Potter Characters:
-Fred and George
-Bill and Charlie Weasley
Favorite Percy Jackson Characters:
-Travis and Conner
Twilight rant: (I'm sorry, I have to do this!) Don't even get me started on twilight. Personally, I think the books are crap and the movies lack actors that can accually act! It's basicly just your classic love triangle with some fantasy crammed in, and if you take out the love triangle its about a girl who moves to a town where it rains a lot. I mean seriously! There is no substance in any of the books and the characters lack any personality. When Edward left Bella, she completly collapsed and could not live her life anymore! When the same thing happened to Hermione, she kept on living and trying to destroy the worlds darkest wizard. Hermione can do things for herself, she doesnt have Ron to them for her which it what Edward does for Bella. Also, what kind of Vampires sparkle? What the hell? Vampires don't fucking sparkle! Long story short, Harry Potter is far superior to Twilght.
26 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:
1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.
2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.
3. He is NOT Gollum either.
4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.
5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.
6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.
7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.
8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.
9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.
11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.
12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.
13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.
14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.
15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.
16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.
17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.
18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.
19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.
20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."
21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.
22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.
23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.
24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.
25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.
26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'
If you're crazy and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
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If your one of those people who looks forward to Christmas every year regardless of age copy and paste this onto your profile
If you counted down the days to July 15, 2011 copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you loved Harry and Hermione's dance in Deathly Hallows copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Are you, are you
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Are you, are you
1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes, once. Most awkward moment of my life.
3) What's your middle name? Jane
4) Your current relationship status? Single!
5) Does your crush like you back? I have no clue
6) What is your current mood? Hyper
7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Black
8) What color shirt are you wearing? Black
9) Missing something? My sanity?
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I don't really know!
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A bird
12) Ever had a near death experience? hmmmmm I don't think so
13) Something you do a lot? Read
14) The song stuck in your head? Holiday-Green Day
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Percy Jackson (August 18th)
17) When was the last time you cried? I can't even remember
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? NOOOOOOO
19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Mind reading
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? I DON'T KNOW!
22) What's your biggest secret? Hmm, I Have A Crush On _.
23) Favorite color? Red and Black
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Does Full House count?
25) What are you? A very proud Gryffindor.
26) Do you speak any other language? Im learning spanish
27) What's your favorite smell? Lemon
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Insane
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? No I've never even kissed someone!
30) What are you thinking about right now? How stupid this is.
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My sister
33) Do you like working in the yard? NO.
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Potter
35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Yeah...
36) What is your natural hair color? Very dark brown/Black
37) Who was the last person to make you cry? I don't remember
38) What should you be doing? Studying
Highlight what you are from the list given below:
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" (Me: OHHHHHH! BURN!!!!)
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
FACT: 1 IN 10 TEENAGERS SELF-HARM YET THE SUBJECT IS STILL A TABOO.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to call her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
On December 14, 2012 20 students and 6 staff at an elemenatry school in Newtown, Connecticut lost their lives to a school shooting. Th man, who will not be named, opened fire on this school killing 20 young kids and 6 staff members. These 26 victims had friends and family. The 20 children had lives to live, parents that loved them and friends that cared about them. The kids will never grow up and go to prom, never have a wedding, never bring another being into this world, and will never tell anyone they loved them. Parents in Newtown will never hear the words "Mommy I love you" or "Daddy I love you" again, never cry at their weddings, and will never hold a child these students could have brought intot he world. Dads of the little girls lost will never walk them down the aisle on their big day and will never accompany them to a father-daughter dance. Dads of the little boys lost will never throw the football/baseball, will never bounce the basket ball and never kick the soccer ball witht hem. Mothers will never watch as their children lost say "I do" at the altar, will never rock a grandchild and will never watch as their child throws their graduation cap in the air and then head off to college. These parents will never be able to kiss their children good night. They will all be thinking "Why didn't I hug them one last time?" Show respect for the 26 lives lost and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list. Show that you sympathise with these parents. Post this angel on your profile...PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, Luna Lily Tonks, DarthGranola
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Happy for her safety, she wanted to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policemen asked him, he
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERy, VERY Attractive!)
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read.
A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
It's like in the great stories, The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I thinkI do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.The fact that there is some good in this world, and its worth fighting for. Sam Gamgee
"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." -- Galadriel, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
“Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies, but there is a chance of it. And he is bound up with the fate of the Ring. My heart tells me that he has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before the end; and when that comes, the pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many - yours not least.”- Gandalf (FOTR)
"Aslan is on the move..."
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Sirius Black
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me". - Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities". - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
"I don't know where you learned about right and wrong, but you seem to have missed a few crucial lessons."
"I'll join you when hell freezes over. Dumbledore's Army!"
Where’s the fun without a bit of risk?” – Fred Weasley,
"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, pity those who live without love.": Dumbledore. DH.
"...finally the flesh reflects the madness within..."
"You would know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus!?!"
"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled."
Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things could go wrong?"
"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort."
We're all mad here."-Cheshire cat, Alice in Wonderland
To live, to live would be an awfully big adventure.-Peter Pan
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”-Dr. Suess
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”- Dr. Seuss
To infinity, and beyond!- Buzz Lightyear
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. Good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant. - 11th Doctor
It's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leap. It's time to try defying gravity.
Demons run when a good man goes to war. Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies. Night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war. Demons run but count the cost; the battle's won but the child is lost. - River Song
"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
Person 1: I'm a Harry Potter fan. I wish I could go to Hogwarts!
Person 2: I'm a Percy Jackson fan. I wish I could go to Camp Halfblood!
Person 3: I'm a Hunger Games fan and I... Never mind, I'm good.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.
Boys fall for me... Because I trip them.
I'M NOT RANDOM! You just can't think as fast as me.
An optimist says the glass is half full.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.
My friends said that onions were the only food that could make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his head.
You can't fix stupid with duct tape.
If you ever saw Justin Bieber about to jump off a cliff, A lot of girls would be screaming. Copy and paste if you would be a person in a lawn chair playing music eating popcorn and yelling, "DO A BACK FLIP!"
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes, saying ay-o,
where'd my nose go? -Voldemort
I throw my sandwich at the Subway guy, saying ay-o
I asked for may-o!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and sit back while everyone wondered how you did it.
If you can't drop your attitude, at least put it on a shelf.
Dear people who ask why girls go to the bathroom together,
Hermione Granger went to the bathroom alone and got attacked by a troll. Enough said.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
If nothing can go right, go left.
I hate when I see someone at the grocery store, and they ask "Hey! What are you doing here?". After a while, I started replying, "Oh, you know. Hunting elephants."
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toilet. After this, you won't get drunk again.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
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