Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Star Trek: 2009.
Hi! I'm DarthGranola. I am 15 and live in Massachusetts. WOOOOO!!!!! GO PATS!!!!!!
Likes: The Walking Dead, Harry Potter, X-men, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Superheroes (Spiderman, Superman, Ironman, Batman, Thor, ect...), Avengers, Football (PATRIOTS!!!)
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Hunger Games, The Outsiders, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Bridge to Terebithia, The Divergent Trilogy, The Fault In Our Stars
Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, The Outsiders, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Grease, G.I. Joe, Now You See Me, Marvel/DC Superhero movies, 21 Jump Street, Anchorman, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Coach Carter, Back to the Future 1,2, and 3, Get Smart, The Hobbit, National Treasure 1 and 2, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Clue, The Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, The Princess Bride, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, Bridge to Terebithia, The Matrix, Footloose (1984/2011), Divergent, The Hobbit Trilogy
Favorite T.V. Shows: THE WALKING DEAD, Malcolm in the Middle, Modern Family, Hawaii 5-0, The Big Bang Theory, Glee, SNL, Friends, Full House, Bob's Burgers
Favorite Bands: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Green Day
26 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:
1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.
2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.
3. He is NOT Gollum either.
4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.
5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.
6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.
7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.
8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.
9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.
11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.
12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.
13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.
14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.
15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.
16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.
17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.
18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.
19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.
20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."
21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.
22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.
23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.
24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.
25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.
26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'
Are you, are you
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Highlight what you are from the list given below:
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" (Me: OHHHHHH! BURN!!!!)
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
FACT: 1 IN 10 TEENAGERS SELF-HARM YET THE SUBJECT IS STILL A TABOO.
On December 14, 2012 20 students and 6 staff at an elemenatry school in Newtown, Connecticut lost their lives to a school shooting. Th man, who will not be named, opened fire on this school killing 20 young kids and 6 staff members. These 26 victims had friends and family. The 20 children had lives to live, parents that loved them and friends that cared about them. The kids will never grow up and go to prom, never have a wedding, never bring another being into this world, and will never tell anyone they loved them. Parents in Newtown will never hear the words "Mommy I love you" or "Daddy I love you" again, never cry at their weddings, and will never hold a child these students could have brought intot he world. Dads of the little girls lost will never walk them down the aisle on their big day and will never accompany them to a father-daughter dance. Dads of the little boys lost will never throw the football/baseball, will never bounce the basket ball and never kick the soccer ball witht hem. Mothers will never watch as their children lost say "I do" at the altar, will never rock a grandchild and will never watch as their child throws their graduation cap in the air and then head off to college. These parents will never be able to kiss their children good night. They will all be thinking "Why didn't I hug them one last time?" Show respect for the 26 lives lost and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list. Show that you sympathise with these parents. Post this angel on your profile...PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, Luna Lily Tonks, DarthGranola
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERy, VERY Attractive!)
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read.
A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
It's like in the great stories, The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I thinkI do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.The fact that there is some good in this world, and its worth fighting for. Sam Gamgee
"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." -- Galadriel, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
“Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies, but there is a chance of it. And he is bound up with the fate of the Ring. My heart tells me that he has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before the end; and when that comes, the pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many - yours not least.”- Gandalf (FOTR)
"Aslan is on the move..."
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Sirius Black
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me". - Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities". - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
"I don't know where you learned about right and wrong, but you seem to have missed a few crucial lessons."
"I'll join you when hell freezes over. Dumbledore's Army!"
Where’s the fun without a bit of risk?” – Fred Weasley,
"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, pity those who live without love.": Dumbledore. DH.
"...finally the flesh reflects the madness within..."
"You would know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus!?!"
"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled."
Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things could go wrong?"
"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort."
We're all mad here."-Cheshire cat, Alice in Wonderland
To live, to live would be an awfully big adventure.-Peter Pan
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”-Dr. Suess
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”- Dr. Seuss
To infinity, and beyond!- Buzz Lightyear
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. Good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant. - 11th Doctor
It's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leap. It's time to try defying gravity.
Demons run when a good man goes to war. Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies. Night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war. Demons run but count the cost; the battle's won but the child is lost. - River Song
"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
Person 1: I'm a Harry Potter fan. I wish I could go to Hogwarts!
Person 2: I'm a Percy Jackson fan. I wish I could go to Camp Halfblood!
Person 3: I'm a Hunger Games fan and I... Never mind, I'm good.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.
Boys fall for me... Because I trip them.
I'M NOT RANDOM! You just can't think as fast as me.
An optimist says the glass is half full.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.
My friends said that onions were the only food that could make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his head.
You can't fix stupid with duct tape.
If you ever saw Justin Bieber about to jump off a cliff, A lot of girls would be screaming. Copy and paste if you would be a person in a lawn chair playing music eating popcorn and yelling, "DO A BACK FLIP!"
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes, saying ay-o,
where'd my nose go? -Voldemort
I throw my sandwich at the Subway guy, saying ay-o
I asked for may-o!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and sit back while everyone wondered how you did it.
If you can't drop your attitude, at least put it on a shelf.
Dear people who ask why girls go to the bathroom together,
Hermione Granger went to the bathroom alone and got attacked by a troll. Enough said.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
If nothing can go right, go left.
I hate when I see someone at the grocery store, and they ask "Hey! What are you doing here?". After a while, I started replying, "Oh, you know. Hunting elephants."
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toilet. After this, you won't get drunk again.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.