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Joined 06-01-13, id: 4760494, Profile Updated: 05-20-15
Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Two Kinds.

I'm a intelligent loyal insane person, who hates reality. Terrible at continuing stories but come up with great ideas. A good edited and a Naruto fanfics lover. Male and (hopefully) part wolf. I think most humans are bad, cruel and arrogant. Love Nature, and canines. I have an IQ of 128

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If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

f you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

People have the potential to be great but so many are terrible. Are humans really good?

Most know of the scheme brewing up with FF staff where they're planning to take down any and every story over the M rated section (stories with yaoi, yuri, het lemons, song based stories, extreme violence, etc).

So on June 23rd, there will be an official Black Out. Authors will not log in, read, or review stories. Those who do not have accounts are also affected by FF's decisions too. Please participate and spread the news! If enough authors take part in this event, FF will know we mean business.

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Also, if you haven't already, visit the following website and join us in our petition:

www. change petitions/ fanfiction- net- stop- the- destruction -of -fanfiction- net Copy and paste this into all your story updates, communities and forums.

Thanks

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"
Most Importantly... I'm not a geek, i'm an "Otaku."
If you are a Proud Otaku, like this, and post it on your wall.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (what is Abercrombie and Fitch? (My comment, yuyuyre))

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or never mind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, xx Kitty-girl xx, Jingo4754, yuyuyre

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.

REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.

REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will try to comfort me when my girlfriend breaks up with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick my ass until I get it together and will smack her for breaking up with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doesn't give a crap, post this on your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

ONLY IN AMERICA:

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

15 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."

5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

6) Dont use any punctuation

7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

10) Sing along at the opera.

11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"

14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., DigiDestined of Balance, Jingo4754, yuyuyre

If your one of those weird people who hate war but love violence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THEIR WAY IS THE ONLY COPY THIS IF ONE JUST WANT TO SLUG THEM!!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"When all else fails blow it up."

"A good friend picks you up when you fall, a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I believe die bitch conveys my feelings properly"

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." -- Unknown

Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning"

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame." --Oscar Wilde

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown

"He who laughs last didn't get it." - Unknown

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people"

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

The unkind things I do today May never be undone. Any friendships that I fail to win May nevermore be won.

The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you.

To feel love gives pleasure to one; to express it gives pleasure to two.

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world

If you have come flat out and said to someone you really don't know that well that they're pissing you off, copy this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

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New Devil of The Gremory House by Master Attlon reviews
He was thrown into something new. He gave up, he didn't want to be a part of anything like this anymore. But maybe these people could become something new for him to care for. Something new to fight for.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 472,610 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 5,741 - Follows: 6,414 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G.
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,834 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 12,659 - Follows: 14,486 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
I'm only Human by NeonZangetsu reviews
Humanity; Weak. Strong. Loving. Loathing. Kind. Cruel. Loyal. Disloyal. They can be all these things and more and yet, in the face of great adversity, when faced with insurmountable odds, they have managed to overcome and triumph time and time again. But even with a newfound ally on their side, do they stand any chance against the titans? After all...he's only human. NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,404 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 3,508 - Follows: 3,609 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Naruto U., Mikasa A., Annie L., Petra R.
Devil Ninja by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 921,661 - Reviews: 6601 - Favs: 10,421 - Follows: 10,384 - Updated: 8/28/2020 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G., T. Koneko - Complete
Marvel's Maelstrom by Pibbinator reviews
During the climactic battle with Kaguya, Naruto is transported to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Realizing that no one is coming for him, Naruto sets himself on an odyssey filled with mad gods, powerful tyrants and a few stones to find his way back home.
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 337,865 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 7,842 - Follows: 8,185 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8776 - Favs: 9,096 - Follows: 8,847 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Remnant's Maelstrom Shinobi by MothBallz reviews
"School that teaches kids how to fight and kill? Check. People with crazy powers? Check. Shady group of villains with some unknown goal? That's a check. Maybe this place isn't so different after all, eh Kurama?" Our favorite blonde Uzumaki comes to Remnant as a storm brews just beyond the horizon.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 303,063 - Reviews: 3581 - Favs: 6,081 - Follows: 6,044 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Naruto U., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
ANBU's Mascot by theriku260 reviews
After signing a contract to work for the Hokage till he's "older than dirt", Naruto is drafted into ANBU. Or so he thinks. Join him as he completes "missions" in the black ops in exchange for training, including his most challenging one yet: protecting one Sasuke Uchiha at school...and wait, Iruka's a traitor? And Pein is over ruled?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,020 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sai, Shin - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 4,501 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9389 - Favs: 11,540 - Follows: 10,312 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Blush by Imyoshi reviews
Ruby Rose was the one to open the door to Jaune Arc's musical solo, not Weiss Schnee, and as a quick-thinking, rolls off the tongue kind of leader, he improvised and made his song about her instead. Little did he know the milk-loving, cinnamon roll leader of Team RWBY was a sucker for chivalry and noodles. Not to mention Yang Xiao Long just loved playing matchmaker.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 338 - Published: 10/3/2018 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5515 - Favs: 15,918 - Follows: 14,461 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His obsession by agitosgirl reviews
Naruto loved her, he loved her with everything he had and more. And when he gets back from his training trip, he's going to show her how much he cherishes her. And she is going to be with him. Whether she wants to be or not isn't really her choice, because he would take her. For only he would be allowed to be with her. She was his, after all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,610 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Uzumaki Stubbornness by Yojimbra reviews
Kushina's body survived the night of Kyuubi's attack. It eventually ended up under the control of Orochimaru. When Orochimaru used the Five Pronged Seal on Naruto Kushina's spirit traveled back into her body. And she wants it back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,904 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 7/14/2018 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Tayuya, Kushina U.
I Wanted What I Saw That Day by Gojaimas reviews
A story about how Ben and Gwen's relationship evolves over the next four years following their summer trip.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 300,049 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Ben T., Gwen T., Lucy M. - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 4,334 - Follows: 4,286 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Cream by Imyoshi reviews
After learning of Weiss Schnee's weakness to sweets, most notoriously cake, Jaune Arc learned the path to a woman's heart was through her sweet tooth. He set out to bake her cakes, spoiling the heiress in a landslide of sweets. Meanwhile, Ruby Rose fumed at her partner's refusal to share her food. Was that a strawberry-creamed, chocolate-chip cake? Now her partner was going to pay!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,739 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 383 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
Haiburiddo Shinobi by yurei king reviews
REWRITE IS UP UNDER NAME: Hairburiddo Shinobi: The Rewrite
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,598 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Naruto U., Mabui - Complete
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 362,956 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 9,209 - Follows: 9,178 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
A Different Beginning: The Rise of Hiccup by IntrovertiveNoirette reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third was known to his village as Hiccup the Useless. Knowing he couldn't lift a weapon others would normally wield, he crafted his own and trained himself in how to use them. And then he found a Night Fury that was unknowingly shot down by one of his misfired inventions. Follow Hiccup as he rises up and changes before everyones eyes. T for safety.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,158 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 3/5/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Toothless
A Fool's Date by APIII reviews
April Fool's Day proved no different for Jaune Arc's dating game, rejected once more by Weiss Schnee. Intent on having fun, he accepts Ruby's "Prank Date." Hi-jinks ensue as the over the top Jaune spends an evening with the prodigy Ruby Rose, who is on a legitimate date.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 151 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Ruby R., Jaune A. - Complete
Crack collection by Lord Farsight reviews
When Hinata use the castration palm to defend Naruto and Ramen saves the world, you know you entered the world of randomness. Come! Rame won't be built in one day! And now with lemon !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 64,182 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11752 - Favs: 18,673 - Follows: 12,908 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Boy Struck by lightning by AngryOwl reviews
Luck was a very foreign concept to Naruto. But when Naruto actually does come in contact with luck, it doesn't go so well. After a fateful beating on a stormy night, something strange happens to Naruto. Something that will change him forever. [REWRITE IS IN PROGRESS(More like spiritual successor but whatever)]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 178,148 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
X Evo: Creating Legends by Stone Shield reviews
Naruto uses his newly obtained power to escape a moment of extreme persecution. He is whisked into the Marvel universe. Rated M, but will most likely be in the T range. Semi-Super Naruto. Naruto/Wanda
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,958 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Naruto U.
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5785 - Favs: 5,244 - Follows: 3,885 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Silence Speaks Louder Than Words by CleoArrow reviews
In an accident, Beast Boy loses his voice. The team must adjust to their noisiest member now being unable to speak, and Raven realizes how his silence speaks louder to her than he ever did. BB/Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,943 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
The Lost Shinobi by Waffles43 reviews
Stuck in an unfamiliar world with a bunch of average humans, Naruto tried his best to fit in, but he was never too good at acting normal. Before he knew it, he got sucked into an insane reality full of devils, dragons, and fallen angels. What will Konoha's most unpredicable ninja to do now when he finds out that even this world has its own dark secrets? Possible Harem
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Naruto U.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 3,888 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Maelstrom Among the Elements by TheAmateurAJ reviews
Ending the Fourth Shinobi World War, Uzumaki Naruto awakens in a new world in confusion. With no way of getting back to the Elemental Nations and a new destiny laid before him, he must help his newfound friends and family to save the world from the Fire Nation. (Discontinued for a poor plot, cringe-inducing cliches, grammar, etc. My apologies.)
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,997 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 3,005 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Naruto U.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 5,057 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 6263 - Favs: 9,249 - Follows: 7,141 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jiraiya's Last Student by zentary reviews
After coming back from one of his missions, Jiraiya finds his 10 year old godson not being taken care of, Jiraiya decides to take Naruto away and train him. How will everything change? NaruHina strong Naruto AU. A little Sasuke and Sakura bashing in the beginning but none later on. The story was made before the foxes name got revealed deal with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,328 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5723 - Favs: 6,730 - Follows: 5,095 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 4,482 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 3,668 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 12,215 - Follows: 5,567 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 5,010 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,441 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 4,484 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kitsune and Hebi of Youkai Academy by Fier66 reviews
It is already several months after the 4th Great Shinobi War. While experimenting Naruto's new seal, the jinchuuriki made a slight mistake, causing both Naruto and Sasuke to be sucked into the seal. Now that the two ninjas with godlike powers are students of the academy, how different will the story of Rosario Vampire be?
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,790 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Thirsty for more by Still-Alive.Barely-Breathing reviews
The Jinchuuriki don't just carry a demon inside their bodies, they are also thristy for blood. Ten years ago, Naruto awakened the Kyuubi and with it, a need for human blood. Now, as a 16y/o he has gotten careless. The police is looking for a killer and Naruto, as a suspect, is sent to the Hyuuga Clan to be monitored 24/7. What will happen when he meets Hinata and her pale neck?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5492 - Favs: 11,468 - Follows: 6,811 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
High School Maelstrom by Hail Emperor Naruto reviews
Ending up in a new world by accident, Naruto's mere presence has shifted the flow of events. So Naruto is sent to Kuoh Academy to ensure peace will eventually be reached in this new world. Can he ensure peace in a second world? He'll sure as hell try, dattebayo!
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 178,373 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 3,488 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Naruto U.
Wind Lord by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto finds some scrolls that contain Fūton jutsus. When he goes to ask the old man about them, the answers he gets will change his life. Naruto modled after Jin YuYu. NarutoHinataAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 171,151 - Reviews: 2914 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Wings of a Ninja by pleasedonttouchme reviews
"So what you're saying is that we're in a world where people live inside of walls, and that you go outside of these walls to kill these freaks called Titans, for the good of mankind? That's pretty messed up." "You think that's weird when you have people sticking to ceilings and giant talking animals popping out of nowhere?" AOT/Naruto crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Devils, Angels, Dragons, & Naruto! Oh My! by MothBallz reviews
Cancelled?... With Naruto helping to end the Fourth Shinobi War and true peace coming to the Elemental Nations he has found himself bored. He thirsts for another adventure and more battles and so leaves his world for another. Will he be a Devil? Dragon? Angel? Nope he's Naruto motherfucking Uzumaki and that's that! Harem. Godlike Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,893 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Rias G., H. Akeno
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
This Cruel Yet Beautiful World by CeeBoo reviews
As the war draws to an end, Obito has a unexpected trump card ready, and the next thing they know, Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Hinata are all cast out and thrown into a world unfamiliar to them. With the shinobi's help though, will the humans be able to defeat the titans and take back their land? How will they get back home? Rating likely to change. Moved from old account.
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Karin U.
Rising of the Dark by Thanathos reviews
After being betrayed in the VotE, Naruto is summoned into a new world, filled with races and creatures completely foreign. To understand this world, he joins the Light side of an ancient war. But once again, he must learn that not all is as it may seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,859 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Ghost by Onmysignalunleashwords reviews
"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 210,265 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Hive: A Beginning to The Colony by K.S.T.M reviews
In the midst of walking through training ground #44, a ten-year old Naruto stumbles upon an ancient honeycomb of caves that house a dark secret. This mysterious egg will bring changes of monumental proportions.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Alien/Xenomorph, Naruto U.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 10,147 - Follows: 4,744 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5052 - Favs: 18,345 - Follows: 16,538 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Konoha's 1 Prankster: Akatsuki Revenge by Ladytiger47 reviews
Sequel to Revenge of Konoha's #1 Prankster. What happens when Deidara and Itachi come back for their favor in the form of pranking...nothing good for the other Akatsuki members. Also who is the mysterious newcomer and who else will join in on the pranks?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Unexpected Turn of Events by Kaori Kisaragi reviews
Back by popular demand! Artemis's feelings for Holly are exposed in his bold actions. How will Holly respond, and what will become of their future? Is it possible for a human to be with a fairy? Rated M for serious lemons.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 194,684 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Kaze No Kami by th4n reviews
Naruto armed with a new power, changes the world to become what everyone in the elemental nations will one day know as the Wind God, the Kaze No Kami. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi / Team 7 Bashing / Rated M for Violence and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 202,744 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 5,040 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sexplosion by Meinos Kaen reviews
As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
Revenge of Konoha's 1 Prankster by Ladytiger47 reviews
What happens when a prank goes very wrong. Naruto seeks revenge of course. Rated T for now but most likely will change in future chapters. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,628 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cutting Loose by Chengar Qordath reviews
Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,572 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 5,869 - Follows: 4,811 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Daddy's Little Girl by Twin Shadows reviews
When one of Kurotsuchi's experiments leaves Soifon a 4-year-old girl, she's sent to the Living World. And who do you think is in charge of her until she's better? Ichigo Kurosaki! Wait, what? Seriously?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
The Red Mirror by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Faced with imprisonment and possible death, the Kyuubi embarks on a desperate gamble to free itself. Uzumaki Naruto? Meet Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,879 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U.
The Boy With No Name by Raven Wolfmoon reviews
As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Demonic Nemesis by DarkFayt reviews
Naruto has always had the makings of Ultimate Power. What if he developed a few special abilities and truly trained before team 7? How far could Naruto reach in life if pushed to do so? Lets see...NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 190,424 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 3,070 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15871 - Favs: 10,357 - Follows: 7,885 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Soul of the Seal: The Ninja Adventures by MRDRK1 reviews
EpFic1 (EFFECTIVELY DEAD UNTIL FUTURE NOTICE. SORRY)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 221,655 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Heisetsu: Similarities in Opposites by Phailen reviews
AU. Naruto was merely trying to avoid public eye in the forest when an odd series of events left him caring for a foul mouthed red headed girl. NaruTayu. One-shot turned story. M for language and violence. Slightly dark Naruto and Tayuya at times
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,711 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Fox Among the Fowl: Redone by Juubi no Ryuu reviews
Summary: Naruto, separated from his Sensei, is chased down by the Akatsuki. When he thinks it is over for him, he feels a pull, then darkness. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a new world, with a few new changes to himself. Discontinued for now.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 90,383 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Holly S., Naruto U.
Yajuu no Kinkou by RockBane reviews
An Animorphs & Naruto story. Naruto journeys through a totally new world, a world where robotic dogs use holograms to pass themselves off as humans, where alien slugs attempt to take over the world, and where a group of teens transform into beasts.
Crossover - Animorphs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 941 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto Twokind crossover ideas reviews
Crossover idea.
Crossover - Naruto & Two Kinds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Complete