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Hi, I'm Tash, complete and absolute fan of Harry Potter, I love Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Lord of the Rings films, The Hunger Games and many, many other things that I don't have the time to delve into, and you wouldn't be bothered to read, oh vaguely curious one.


Also I have a slight obsession with elves and climbing trees.


And Ellana, Le Pacte des Marchombres (I want to live and breathe those books! *sigh*)


I love writing (stories & music) and I enjoy critical criticism. I don't, however, have ANY patience for fucktards who like to just criticise without making it critical or useful in any way to the author. No. If you're going to complain, then don't bother reading and don't bother reviewing. Because no one is going to like you. Because you're a fucktard. There, I said it. Feels good.

So anyhow, I absolutely adore pairings like Draco/Hermione, Ginny/Blaise (although I always root for Harry & Ginny... contradiction much? eh), basically any relationship that starts off as a love/hate one. I have always and will always be a Peeta/Katniss, Doctor/Rose lover, and will forever more hate Sherlock/Watson ships. I don't have anything against those who like them or write them, in fact I am very unprejudiced, but I won't read them becuase I am a stubborn little thing.


I love talking to people and really value my overseas friends, so don't be afraid to PM me, I don't bite and I love meeting people :)

(Oh and I'm not as stubborn and as mean as this profile accidentally makes me sound )

Toodles for now then

xx

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A Regular Life by acro acro reviews
Draco's mouth popped open. He'd seen hair like that before in his other life, all curling golden-brown madness, rippling and crackling with an intensity that matched the gold fire in its owner's eyes. Her eyes. Her…Mione. Draco stumbled forward on disbelieving feet. "Granger?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,439 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 186,848 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Green Eyed Monster by sphinxs-legend reviews
Audrey Potter hates the technicalities that constantly drag her into trouble with her twin brother, Harry. But when she finally starts to prove herself by crawling from behind her brother's overbearing shadow, she begins realizing that it may have been better to just stay hidden...eventual Draco/OC, otherwise cannon. Starts in GOF, now uploading DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 1,158,712 - Reviews: 3160 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/26/2011 - [OC, Draco M.] Harry P., Fred W.
Her Hero by MissAuthor04 reviews
In France, Draco Malfoy saved a little girl with fiery red hair and sparkling brown eyes that reminded him so much of someone he used to know. The little girl's mum is no other than the Hermione Granger but no dad? Even more so, what's she doing in France? Draco's curiosity will not be denied!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,490 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,368 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Silver Eyes Of Mine by Chels-Chels18 reviews
It was a normal day for Draco Malfoy, but as soon as he stepped out of the fire place and brushed the soot off his robes he knew something was wrong. On his bed was a wicker moses basket stuffed with a bundle of blankets. Inside, just visible, was a baby girl fast asleep. She had nothing with her except a letter addressed to him and a golden necklace he knew too well. T for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,433 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
My Dear Fellow by Ridiculosity reviews
The strange thing about June Leto was, no one seemed to know her from eve. And strange things tend to gravitate to the marauders; specifically, one Sirius Orion Black
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,584 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Sirius B., OC, Marauders - Complete
Fallen Redemption by hermionegarner reviews
The war is over. The Dark Lord won. Hermione is in Azkaban, sentenced to be a prisoner there for the rest of her life. That is until a familiar face brings shocking news, and a rather unorthodox proposition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 68,162 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione's Quidditch Woes by pinkwood17 reviews
Hermione never liked Quidditch, nor did she like Draco Malfoy. But those two things collide in an exciting, but terrifying, game of Quidditch between the Slytherins and Gryffindors. What will the outcome be? One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fate Has Its Ways by starkidsftw reviews
For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,769 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5098 - Favs: 5,046 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 8,827 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secret Owl Post by alwaysaclaw11 reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger joined the Secret Owl Post, a program that sets wizards up with pen pals. What they don't realize is that they're paired up with each other. Dramione. Based off You've Got Mail - which was based off another movie, which was based off a play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,421 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boy in the Hammock by galfoy reviews
Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,426 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Anniversary Arrangements by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Brace Face by Ivy G reviews
Hallee King has always hated Sirius Black. Well...she liked him first and second year... but that doesn't mean anything, right? Rated T for later chapters. Also contains James and Lily, and Alice and Frank.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 119,269 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Hiding behind a mask by blackdaisy4U reviews
Hermione is planning some payback on a certain blond haired Slytherin. She will attend a masked ball and make him like her. What will happen when he finds out who she is? MC, DMHG, at Hogwarts, during the war. Full summary inside. not just about the ball
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,488 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dream Worth Keeping by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Years have gone by since Hogwarts and so much as changed for Hermione...a husband, children, and for some reason, she can't remember any of it. Will her memory return? If not, can she learn to love this man again? PostHogwarts,HGDM, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,005 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Lovely Delirium by Kyra4 reviews
PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,811 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One In A Million Muggles That Is by skybluepink reviews
Draco's Apparating Test goes horibbly wrong... Muggle-filled Oxford Street, London, is hardly the best location for a human-hating wizard - especially when somebody unexpected shows up...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,384 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Patronus Charm reviews
When Hermione disapparates from the Ministy of Magic, she doesn't expect to be separated from Harry and Ron and dropped in the middle of a lake in Scotland. Incapable of meeting up with them again, she sets off, anxiously aware that someone is following her, and it's just a matter of time before she runs into trouble. PS: not all characters appear when expected ;) M for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,274 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.