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Joined 06-03-13, id: 4765809, Profile Updated: 07-22-13
Author has written 2 stories for Homestuck.

Uhh...Hello um...this is awkward...why are reading this? STALKER! jk jk jk. Umm...Okay so My name is Grimdark...and I am a homestuck/Minecrafter...that sounds like something someone would say in group therapy. ANYWAY. uh...I forgot what I was..OH yeah! Um...I am 16 and like said before I am a homestuck and a Minecrafter, being a wannabe professional author that I am I have taken to writing fanfiction. What else do you want to Homestuck ships?Oh my ships right umm...I'm okay with almost every pairing in homestuck but I will list my favorites...10 red 10 black...Ranging from what I love (1) to what I enjoy (10) ...

Top Ten Blckrom Ships

  1. Makaracest (don't judge me!)
  2. Gamzee X Vriska
  3. GHB X Summoner
  4. Sollux X Gamzee
  5. GHB X Sufferer
  6. Gamzee X Karkat (Don't ask how just embrace it)
  7. Gamzee X Terezi
  8. GHB X Orphaner D.
  9. Kurloz X Kankri (I only ship this as rape with Kankri being the victim obviously)
  10. Gamzee X Dave

You notice the pattern? Good you should!

Top Ten Redrom Ships (This is gonna suck)

  1. Karkat X Nepeta
  2. Sollux X Karkat X Gamzee (by far my favorite threesome)
  3. Gamzee X Nepeta
  4. Stridercest
  5. Vantascest
  6. Captorcest
  7. Mituna X Kurloz
  8. Gamzee X Tavros
  9. Condess X Helmsman
  10. Dirk X Jake

Other Things You May Want To Know (Homestuck) { I nabbed these questions from Haku Luna Karma because I could If you wanna nab 'em from me you can but I would check out her page too she updates the questions on occasion!... :0) }

Title: Muse of Rage

Star Sign: Libra

Patron Troll: Gamzee Motherfucking Makara

Star Sign Troll: Terezi Pyrope

Blood Color: Neon Yellow, like the color of a bright yellow highlighter...

Derse or Prospit: Prospit, which doesn't fit my personality but is a good thing because I am constantly in jail or somehow getting into trouble...

Planet: The Land of Waste and Crayons

Strife Specibus: Well lets just say my strife portfolio is packed, violence is kinda my thing...but I mostly use my pillowkind and my whipkind

Choice weapon: Killer's Nightmare (pillow) or the spiked whip I nicknamed Whiplash...

Favorite Kids: Do I have to chose?

Favorite Trolls: This may take awile, Gamzee, Vriska, Mituna, Nepeta, Kurloz, Eridan, Karkat, Sollux...I think that is all of them

Favorite Ancestor: Did you really need to ask? It's a three-way tie between Dualscar, The Grand Highblood, and Mindfang

Favorite Dancestor: Yet another tie, Kurloz and Mituna

Favorite Class: Bard, The codpieces are panty droppers, I cannot lie...

Favorite Aspect: Stupid question, but Rage

Which character are you most like: I am a mix of Vriska and Gamzee, I am an absolute bitch when I want to be, but I can be chill like a stoned Gamzee. On the other hand my writings can get very violent and insanely horrific if I am allowed to write on the wrong day...

Inhabitants of your Planet: planet is so toxic to everything that it's inhabitants are mutated beyond what is healthy, but sickly yellow-green slugs...

In a perfect world your quadrants would be filled by?: I would want Gamzee as my matesprite, Nepeta would be my moirail, Sollux would be my kismesis, and Karkat would be my auspice.

Tumblr?: My Tumblr is MirthfulGrimdarkGoddess

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Volatile Love by Scratchy Acid reviews
Karkat said nothing and simply closed Vriska's bedroom door behind him, locking it. They were trapped inside, and it was time. Karkat x Vriska Blackrom [Vriskat]
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Karkat V., Vriska S. - Complete
Topping from the bottom by Rock-N-R reviews
Heres a quick one shot I wrote for a user on tumblr who wanted GamTav with Tavros topping, but from the bottom...
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Matching Tattoos by Aquamarinalea reviews
Gamzee has a surprise for Tavros, and Tavros thinks that nothing could be more beautiful. Made for prompt #75 from gamtavficprompts on tumblr. Sober!Gamzee, Dark!Tavros
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Flushed Feelings by Haley Lovette reviews
Gamzee is feeling lonely in his room on the asteroid and has Equius come over. Terrible description, but yeah. This is smut, with tentabulges and nooks involved.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Gamzee M., Equius Z. - Complete
Regrets and Rage by Tea Leaf Readings reviews
A Drabble that I had written in school, It consists of a head canon that I really liked. I don't know what to write here but the story is good, so please read.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2013 - The Grand Highblood, The Condesce - Complete
Can you hear the wind? by gallivantingDelight reviews
Jade has been staying at Dave's apartment because her grandpa was out on a business venture. Though she has never seen him, she thinks this "Bro" might be made of wind. A warm, cuddly wind. I dunno, i suck at summaries, just read it. nsfw warning. and ridiculousness. i write these when i'm bored, okay?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Jade H., Bro - Complete
Pumpkin Patch by DeathlyFlames reviews
It was warm in the Land of Mounds and Xenon and Jake did not expect Dirk to be in the neighborhood. Dirk/Jake Oneshot
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
The Healing Process by PurpleAmbitions reviews
Mituna and Kurloz get in the bath tub. Hubba hubba. Contains: KurlozMituna, smexy time, a bit of sadness in the beginning -Janie
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Kurloz M., Mituna C. - Complete
Cybering by MattieCanada1 reviews
Roxy convinces Sollux to play a game with her.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Roxy L., Sollux C. - Complete
Sometimes you just need someone to care by DawnAtSky reviews
SIDE STORY FOR Suites and Suites. Your name is Karkat Vantas, and everything just feels wrong. After his traumatic betrayal, Vantas seeks comfort from an old friend. Who knew how far things would go, who knew what would happen. He just wanted someone he could trust. Maybe placing it in him would save what little he had left. Rated M for sMut! Enjoy it it's my first one posted ever.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Dirk S., Karkat V. - Complete
Surprisingly Delightful by HeartlessLoverLiebe reviews
NepetaxEquius Nepeta hasn't seen Equius in such a long time, but she has grown a rather loving obsession for her moral. How will he react to her forward encounter upon their meeting? Who knows!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Nepeta L., Equius Z. - Complete
Cold and Hot by jayilyse reviews
Don't you think this is already past moiraillagiance territory? Isn't it past the point of no return?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Best Moirails by Fauxhound reviews
Karkat thought that since he was Gamzee's moirail, he was the only one who could stop his psychotic rampage. He was wrong. Oneshot. Pale GamKar.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Waxing Black by squiddlesandsopor reviews
His claw slips under the stitch at the corner of your mouth and he uses it to tug you forward into a kiss. He's being gentle today, nibbling at your lips rather than biting. You drape one long-fingered hand around the nape of his neck, weaving your fingers into his tangled hair. This is a Makaracest smut fic I did for getting 69 followers on Tumblr. Enjoy.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Gamzee M., Kurloz M. - Complete
Fading away by MaryFaraday reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and you just turned sixteen. Also, you're in love with your brother. Stridercest, hard sex, yaoi and BJ included. Rated M. I do not own Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Cull the Chit Chat by JayPay reviews
An alternate ending to the August 30th update. Vantacest Kankri and Karkat smut. Oneshot. This is my first stab at Homestuck fanfic and oneshot smut, so please don't beat me up too bad. But, please review and tell me your opinion.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Karkat V., Kankri V. - Complete
Not Just A Strife by OCeanic Vista reviews
Dave and Bro have a strife on the roof. It leads to something a little bit better. Dave/Bro, Dave bottoming, NSFW Stridercest. c: Based off of a RP I was in, in which I was Dirk,
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Psycho's and Red Feelings by Cyal reviews
A/N One shot. First story and first erotic piece. Seeing if I have am any good at writing or not so Please review and let me know if it was any good and if I need any work. : Thank you
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Vriska S., Gamzee M. - Complete
Bro, I Can't Sleep by RandomRyu reviews
Dave can't sleep, so he goes to his Brother. Feelings are brought up, and it gets interesting. Yaoi, Stridercest. Dave topping.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Just Another Failed Timeline by CleverCatchphrase reviews
In which CleverCatchphrase writes the kinkiest thing of their entire life so that others may get off. Enjoy.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
I AM YOUR DJ by ZomBbirthday reviews
either everyone will love this or come after me with shitty refrigerated swords meh. either way basicly Bro finds out Dave has some serious kninks and teaches him a few new ones, warnings of breath play, dirty talk extremely smutty smut and smuppets
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Glow In The Dark Sunglasses by I.Write.Love reviews
In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
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Fifty Shades of Homestuck reviews
I have an idea...i'm fairly sure someone in the fandom has done this before if not it exists now! My friend let me read a few choice pieces of her copy of Fifty shades of grey, inspiring me to start writing smut, I am going to write 50 chapters of smutty lemons. If there is something you would like to read, review or PM me about it!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013
Gamzee X anyone? reviews
A fluffy fanfiction I wrote for a friend, it has no details about who 'you' are so you can be any female character you want. Contains: tenticles and smut in general..
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Gamzee M. - Complete