Author has written 41 stories for StarTrek: Enterprise, and Merlin.
So far, I've been too lazy to post my Harry Potter fanfiction here, but it can be found at Potions and Snitches:
Have some random Monty Python quotes:
Minstrel: He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis...
Dennis the bloody peasant: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
God to King Arthur: If it's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.