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Joined 10-26-03, id: 476644, Profile Updated: 10-06-12
Author has written 41 stories for StarTrek: Enterprise, and Merlin.

Hey!

So far, I've been too lazy to post my Harry Potter fanfiction here, but it can be found at Potions and Snitches:

Have some random Monty Python quotes:

Minstrel: He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis...
Sir Robin:That's enough music for now, lads.

Dennis the bloody peasant: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

God to King Arthur: If it's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

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Underlying Problems by Kiva Taliana reviews
Modern AU. In a world of prejudice a little boy works his way into the Pendragon's hearts, and the change starts from there.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,676 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Merlin
Accidental Parent by Seacook reviews
Following the rescue of an alien child Malcolm is unexpectedly thrust into the role of surrogate parent. WIP
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,287 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 12/4/2008 - M. Reed
Do Not Judge by volley reviews
Friend in Need. After nearly dying in that desert, Trip cannot rest. Coda to Desert Crossing.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009
Popcorn Pastime by Begoogled reviews
My entry for Midnight Mess hall Munchies Month.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2009 - M. Reed - Complete
There is Danger in This by RoaringMice reviews
The path to madness lies here.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,668 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Safe Harbor by Glory1863 reviews
In deep space, far from Earth, Trip helps Malcolm come to terms with the unexpected death of his father.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/27/2007 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Continuing Education by Cha Oseye Tempest Thrain reviews
Summer's over, but school has just begun. Sequel to 'Summer Camp'. Rated 'R' for language.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,109 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed
The Miles That Lay Ahead by Gabi2305 reviews
Sequel to What Lies Within Us. Trip is still paralyzed. But that doesn't prevent him and Malcolm from getting into trouble. Very deep trouble indeed. COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,748 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
I am a Stepping Stone by The Libran Iniquity reviews
Alcohol can make you do the stupidest things. Believe me, I know. I was there.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2005 - M. Reed
Grey Sky, Broken Sword by RoaringMice reviews
A hero has fallen. Addiction and a quest for peace.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
The Bugger files by Exploded Pen reviews
Bad language, revenge, its the private personal log of Malcolm Reed
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 11/22/2003 - M. Reed
Summer Camp by Cha Oseye Tempest Thrain reviews
Alternate Universe Here. What might things have been like if Trip and Malcolm met -- not on Enterprise -- but at Summer Camp? 'R' for language and graphic violence. COMPLETE
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,328 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Starfleet Hero, Doggy Style by Tsuev Q reviews
Porthos gets himself kidnapped! Will Archer come to the rescue still in time? (Translated by Sita Z)LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 9/13/2004 - J. Archer, C. Tucker
What Lies Within Us by Gabi2305 reviews
It looked like a simple mission. But the consequences for Trip are going from bad to worse. Will he be able to cope with a fate that's plain cruel? No pairings, no slash, but lots of friendship... COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,008 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Metamorphosis by T'eyla reviews
Part VII and Epilogue added, COMPLETE! Malcolm gets some bad news from home and it's unclear if he'll be able to cope with what happened.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,874 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 12/7/2003 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Aussenmission by T'eyla reviews
Kulturelle Unterschiede. Kein slash und eigentlich noch nicht mal wirklich Romance *g* KOMPLETT
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2003 - C. Tucker, T'Pol
Signs of Life by navigatio reviews
A field trip to a planet rich in dilithium deposits lands Trip in the hands of natives who have never seen an alien before. Chapter 9 is up. **Complete!**
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,952 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Complete
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The Drawing of the Light reviews
Violence couldn't conquer magic, but technology could. In a modern world in which sorcerers are controlled and enslaved, ten-year-old Merlin Emrys befriends his owner's son, Arthur. When Merlin's unusual powers are discovered, things begin to change for both boys.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Girl Is Going To Stay reviews
Even the Great Dragon doesn't know everything. A Christmas one-shot about two-sided coins and flawed metaphors, Gwen's daughter making her bottle float and Arthur and Merlin arguing over chestnuts.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
A Good King To His People reviews
To Arthur, getting Merlin in trouble is always a laugh. Until one day the joke goes horribly wrong.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Here There Be Dragons reviews
Two men trapped in a small vessel, headed for an uncertain destination. Malcolm and Trip, 900 AD.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,539 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - M. Reed, C. Tucker
A Dog's Chance reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of an ill fortune must be in want of a swimming pool. Well, at least if he’s Malcolm Reed.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Chance Encounter reviews
Some friendships tend to be explosive from the very beginning. My entry for 'Tis But A Scratch Month.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - C. Tucker, M. Reed
In Time reviews
They never tell anyone how they first met. Slash, TuckerReed.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Holiday Surprises reviews
It's Hoshi's birthday on the 23rd of December, and Trip and Malcolm decide to surprise her.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
The Noise of Waters reviews
Alone and back on Earth, Trip is drifting.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/27/2008 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Major Reed, The Great Shapeshifting Spider and I reviews
Under Terran rule, only the strong survive and only the crazy seek friendship. Trip and Malcolm in the Mirror Universe.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/19/2008 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
A Zoo Out There reviews
Trip finds himself on the wrong side of the bars, and Malcolm wonders if any of this was included in his job description. My entry for Get Trip into Trouble Month.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - C. Tucker, M. Reed
Imperfect reviews
After the Expanse, an accident brings tensions aboard to the surface. Friendship, ignoring TATV.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,464 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Doorway reviews
Trip and Malcolm crash the shuttlepod on an uninhabited planet, and soon discover that they aren’t as alone as they thought.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,338 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
A Hard Day's Night reviews
Combat training can be dangerous. And everybody knows that Trip's a magnet for trouble. Slash, TripMalcolm.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/31/2008 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Ten Days reviews
Trip and Malcolm are down with the flu, but they’ll never know how close they came to going out the airlock. Sickbay Month Entry 2008.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/29/2008 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Twelve Pains Of Christmas reviews
How does the Enterprise crew deal with the many challenges of Christmas?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2007 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Deep Waters reviews
Starfleet red tape leaves Malcolm in a tight spot. Written for the Drown Malcolm Month 2007.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Shockwaves reviews
Malcolm finds he can't cope. Trip keeps a promise. Shockwave II Coda.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Morning Hours reviews
Trip can't help it, it's a Tucker disease. Slash, TripMalcolm.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/4/2007 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Time Immemorial reviews
Trip and Malcolm are stranded in an unknown place with no memory of Enterprise or who they are. Friendship.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,466 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Warmer reviews
It's cold, and Trip can't sleep. Shuttlepod I Coda.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/8/2007 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Safe reviews
The need to feel safe. Warning: Slash, TripMalcolm.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/12/2007 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Stinky reviews
Malcolm is a man of many secrets, right? This is what happens when one of those secrets is revealed.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Pain reviews
Malcolm gets injured, and it is a little more than he can handle. TripMalcolm friendship, HC.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Silence Broken reviews
Sequel to In Silence. After their escape, Trip and Malcolm take the first steps into their new life.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,942 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
In Silence reviews
Trip has been alone for most of his life, and so has Malcolm. AU, TripMalcolm friendship.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
The Christmas Present reviews
Malcolm takes care of Trip. Friendship.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/25/2006 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Hunter reviews
In a darker version of the Enterprise universe, Trip and Archer take a prisoner. Not Mirror Universe!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,479 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/20/2006 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Past of a Beginning reviews
After more than twenty years of trying to put the past behind him, Malcolm receives a letter.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Runaway reviews
Malcolm escapes, and the crew goes looking for him. Story complete.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
In Love and War reviews
Malcolm loses his temper.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Naked reviews
Survive: to continue to live. Malcolm and Trip are surviving.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2006 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Killing Thing reviews
When a planetside mission wreaks havoc in Trip's life, Malcolm is the only one who can help him. TR Slash. EPILOGUE IS UP! COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,759 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Counselor reviews
Phlox plays counselor for the crew.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/11/2005 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Thursday's Child reviews
On a hot day in August, a child is kidnapped. Thirty years later, Malcolm has a strange encounter... AU, TR friendship. Epilogue is up! COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,634 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Every Minute Of It reviews
Malcolm enjoys every minute of it.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Another Planet's Hell reviews
When Archer finds shuttlepod I empty and drifting in space, he assumes that his officers have been killed. However, Trip and Malcolm are not dead. But maybe they wish they were. Chapter 19 UP! COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,655 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Christmas Logs reviews
Short, silly Christmas fic. Malcolm thinks he can sing, but let's face it, he can't. T'Pol gets confused over mistletoe and Chef sure makes a good punch.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea reviews
A twist in the events of Unexpected. The second encounter with the Xyrillians doesn't go quite as smoothly. And Trip is forced to make a decision. Epilogue up! COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,093 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
A Job For The Ladies reviews
The Ferengis' revenge. Spoilers for Acquisition and Singularity. Chapter 4 up! COMPLETE
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Complete
Legacy reviews
During an away mission, Reed was kidnapped and tortured. Back on Enterprise he has to deal with certain memories of his past brought back by the traumatic experience. Complete Please R&R!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2003 - M. Reed - Complete