In a world where Iemitsu valued famiglia over family, Tsuna would be left in Namimori with Nana, only seeing his father once in a blue moon. In that world, Xanxus would become the head of the Varia and Reborn would be eventually sent to train Tsuna into becoming Decimo. This is not that world. (Un)fortunately. Idiotic-father!Iemitsu AU.

End of 3rd year, during the fight in Shrieking Shack, Pettigrew drops a magical sack that Harry hides, not looking inside until returned to No.4 Privet Dr. There's a journal begun by Lucius Malfoy with a spell to cast taboo on Lord Voldie's name, and Pettigrew's plans to cast spell on 'Lord Voldemort' and 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.' What can Harry do with this spell?

This isn't happening except it was. Bella's life is not a game...except it is. Oh what the hell, Bella might as well enjoy it. Gamer style Bella fic. Yes, this is happening...

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

The final battle has ended and Harry Potter, exhausted and dying, waits patiently to succumb to his injuries so he can finally see his friends and family again. With his notorious luck of getting thrown into difficult situations, Harry instead finds himself shrunk and lost in a new world via the Fates, who may or may not have ulterior motives for this "Next Great Adventure."

When Uzumaki Naruto breathed his last, he didn't expect to wake up in the world of the living again. He was old, and tired, and so, so ready to move on. And, well...he wanted to see his wife again, dammit. But, of course, that wasn't what happened. Reincarnation fic. Naruto-as-Tsuna. Crack-ish.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Tsuna was eleven when he was hit by a car and walked away from the incident unscathed. He was twelve, when he fell from his bedroom window and woke to his mother's frantic face with nothing to show for his fall. He was thirteen when he realised he couldn't quite die. Then he turned fourteen and a baby in a suit showed up and nothing else is quite the same.

Harry learns early in first year that Dumbles intends to keep him with Dursleys every summer. He makes a friend of unique Hogwarts elf and they plan for ways to get around the prison on Privet Drive with magical portraits. Dumbles plans get tumbled by Harry's friends. Three fairly dark chapters planned with an HEA ending somehow...

Don't like the world? Go find another.

What if Harry had somehow gotten involved with the mafia after Voldemort's defeat? What if Reborn was just a little too bored? What if the Conqueror met Chaos personified? Harry/Reborn

When Harry finds himself in the time of the founders, he makes a shocking discovery. Meanwhile, in the present, Draco finds himself in desperate need of a bucket list. Rated T for "cheeky" behavior.

RoR takes Harry to ancestral home to meet portrait of Fleamont Potter. They contact goblins and set kneazles loose among owls. Goblins audit Dumbledore spending for last ten years. Harry discovers parseltongue spells and changes Unforgivable. Magical Britain changes. Dobby creates mischief. Bash Dumbledore Weasleys. SLASH. Harry only 14 so he watches adults react

In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.

AU. After dying in a historic way, the Vongola Decimo found himself revived in a parallel world. He has an older brother who is the Decimo candidate instead of him and thankfully does not have to undergo Reborn's tor-tutoring. In fact...maybe he should give Reborn a hand with teaching his new "student"! 4 year old Tsuna.

On the night of the Mizuki Incident, the fox gives Naruto a bloodline. How will this effect his life? My answer to Bown Phantom's Hidden Bloodline challenge. Slight AU. Slight Soul Eater Crossover. Pure Naruto x Fem Haku. Lemons in later chapters if I can. No, Naruto does not have Ragnarok. If you don't like this story, don't read it! I do not own Naruto or any other manga/anime.

In which a smart!Vernon figures out that he and Petunia are being manipulated to resent Harry, and decide to do all they can to teach him everything they can about the wizarding world. Petunia enlists Lily's old friend, Severus Snape, and when the Marauders come on board they love the biggest prank on Dumbledore ever.

A summoning gone awry pulls Harry from his ancestral home into the middle of a battle between the Sannin atop giant talking animals. More than a little confused but soldiering on despite the strange place he now calls reality, Harry goes on to baffle the Elemental Nations with his acts of magic. [Slash]

Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!

After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.

A single mistake can create big changes, even if the shinobi are too stupid to realize it. Naruto, banned from becoming genin, leaves Konoha with a certain hammer he trips over in his haste to bring the Forbidden Scroll to Mizuki. Wait, the Fourth Hokage wasn't human, but a misplaced god named Thor? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MY FATHER! *Set a few decades before Thor*

Travelling through England and attempting to adjust to this 'vegetarian diet' that Peter had heard about, Jasper Whitlock comes across a pretty girl abandoned in the woods with far more despair than should be appropriate. And really, as a Southern Gentleman, he can hardly leave her on her lonesome, can he? Female Harry Potter

Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.

Ever wondered what would happen if The Log constantly threw a wrench in Sasuke's path of revenge? Well, we shall now explore that theory. And what's this? Why is Naruto bowing to a log? LogWorshipping!Naruto. SasuNaru? Possible...Constant Sasuke vs Log? Definitely.

Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!

A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

He'd been on the verge of giving up on ever finding his Sky, then... "My name's Elanor Potter. I've been looking for you!" (For Elanor, harmonizing with Skull was easy; falling in love with him even more so. That it surprised the heck out of everyone else in the Mafia was just a bonus.) [Fem!Harry/Skull]

Nana heralds from a family of serial killers. She neglects to mention this to her husband. When Iemitsu makes it clear he doesn't expect Tsuna to join his family, Nana brings him into hers.

Harry meets death and is offered a chance to go back in time and stop Voldemort. Death gives him the family he always wanted by blood adoption. Harry and his new siblings join the Marauders for their seventh year.

AU where Ieyasu Sawada becomes Vongola Decimo, Tsuna never meets Reborn because he's in Germany and apparently he has more than a few scary acquaintances. All27. X27.

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.

Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

Team Seven is given a very different teacher, and of course, he has a very different approach to teaching. This in turn will turn them into very different shinobi. Don't own. Complete.

When Tsuna was out for some alone time, he did not expect to meet someone from his past. And as Mochida passed the time before he sat on a business meeting, he did not expect to see a familiar mop of fluffy brown hair inside one of the world's most expensive hotels. And he certainly did not expect to be taught a hard lesson: that appearances can be deceiving. [Set in TYL!Verse]

Bruce isn't quite sure how it happened or if it was even possible, but the Hulk had fallen in love. Can Bruce protect Harry from the Hulk without blowing his cover or falling in love with the green eyed boy himself? Of course not. Slash duh!

A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.

This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.

When Tsuna dies at a ripe old age, he finds himself waking again, back in middle school, a month before Reborn even arrives. Tsuna, in all the wry humour he has accumulated in his old life, decides that, what the hell, it's his turn to fool around with Vongola this time. One-shot. No pairings.

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry) DISCONTINUED

Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

What if after a car accident, Harry found himself in a small Japanese town known as Inaba, and was found by Dojima Ryotaro, several years before the events of Persona 4? How would that change the events in Persona 4? And what would happen if a Persona-wielding Harry Potter was summoned to participate in the Triwizard Tournament?

Minato's mistake during Kyuubi's attack caused a very different kind of fox to be sealed into Naruto instead of the nine-tailed engine of doom - This is the adventure of Kyuubi-less Naruto as he seeks to create a path for himself in the shinobi world with the help of his accidental hostage

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

Bella refused to take Edward back. Alice divorced Jasper over it, blaming him for the split. Now Alice needs Jasper's help. Bella will be coming face to face with a vampire soon. Jasper discovers a couple of things. One, for once a vampire isn't stalking Bella. Two, he wants her. He just has to convince her that she wants him to.

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

After defeating Voldemort and freeing the wizarding world from his clutches, Harry was ostracized and labeled as the new Dark Lord. A belated help from Albus Dumbledore offered him a new chance at life, a new home to call his own, a new world to make a name for himself. Strong-Powerful-Shinobi Wizard Harry, Strong-Naruto, no pairings as of yet.

A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.

Transported to another world pissed Harry off. So, he was going to take his revenge against its population. As a cat. Tora &Harry friendship. Naruto/Harry pairing. yaoi

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

He had always thought that love was a sudden all consuming emotion; like he had seen in the movies of his time. He was learning though, that sometimes love can catch you by surprise.

Right as she was about to die, Kushina gets a new lease on life! A mysterious ritual pulls her nearly five years into the future, where she discovers her original name and parents. Can Kushina complete Shinigami's mission for her, or will her son remain an orphan because of a war that has been going on for decades on the other side of the world? Kushina/Minato FEMHARRY!

After the story concludes, Shion and company propose an expedition to Lost Jerusalem. For understandable reasons, the crew of the Elsa balk at the idea.

An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?

X-Men and the Master of Death- Ten years after the Final Battle Harry's life is slowly spiraling out of control, then one day he receives a visit from members of the Xavier Institute of Higher Learning. On Hiatus.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Dark Lord Voldemort needed a vacation. He even had the perfect plan so that his followers would not even notice his weeklong spree. Too bad his closest horcrux resided in Harry James Potter, the "Brat-Who-Lived"!

When Rinoa leaves Squall, his friends step in and send him to Laguna to combat a bout of depression, but Laguna isn't the one who saves him from his indifference. Squall/Cloud.

Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS

Sometimes things aren't always as they seem. Heroes and villains need a break too, you know. EDITED 7/7/2014

Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."

AR-After destroying Voldemort, Harry discovers a plot to keep him under the control of the Ministry. What can be done and how can Bill Weasley help? Rated M for slash, language, mpreg.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Cloud had no idea how his life would change on the day he was sent to deliver some papers to the former general Sephiroth's office. A mistaken identity turns his world upside down.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

AU: Artemis probed too far and too deep, and awoke a sleeping dragon. What he didn't realise was how much he needed an awakening of his own. Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter crossover. Warnings for slash. Artemis/Harry.

Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.

Sequel to "It's a Spy's World." Two years since, and neither can get each other off their minds. So when a funky circumstance sends one into the arms of the other, they both pick up where they left off.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

They will both do anything to accomplish their mission and seduction is a spy's best weapon. Pity Heero didn't get the memo.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

James T. Kirk, captain, scientist, and misunderstood genius. Spock writes to the reclusive scientist only he doesn't know it's Jim. Kirk/Spock pairing. Co-written with jouissant.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

One of the first rules of rituals is that you properly research them before performing them. Dumbledore decides to ignore this rule and consequences abound. Part of Kamerreon's rare pair challenge. Warning: Slash

Amazing things can happen when you're stranded on the side of the road. Harry/Quatre SLASH! YAOI! ONESHOT!

Due to the obvious lack of Nox babies his relationship with Fayt will produce, Albel is determined to get the bluenette pregnant. Albel X Fayt MPreg.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg

Adopted by wolfydies.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

We are destined to watch everyone and everything fall... Friends, family, loved ones, whether by sword or by time, we can only sit back and watch them die... And yet, we will still live on, bound by our cruel fate... Tir x Riou

When Harry Potter disappears on the Hogwarts Express, why is it that only Snape knows where he is? And when Snape says they were close, just how close does he really mean? SnapeHarry. Timetravel.

Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill

When Harry turns seventeen he finds something out about his past, well… more like about his bloodline. He decides to make good use of it… starting one death eater at a time... Will be Slash of the HPDM kind!

I&IV There's always a boy, a cursed rune and a war. What happens when one travels to find his answers and comes across another?

Spike comes to Hogwarts to protect the Malfoy heir. He becomes fascinated with the angsty Harry Potter and the wonderful scent the teen exudes. What happens when the Scourge of Europe knocks up the Savior of the Wizarding World? COMPLETE!

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.

Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

After six years of self imposed exile in the Muggle World, Harry returns to Hogwarts under the request of Albus Dumbledore. AU book5 some angst, some slash, some action, some music. [COMPLETED]

Alec's year at Hogwarts can't be normal, after all, being the Harry Potter and posing as Albus Dumbledore's grandson is bound to bring trouble. Sequel to Web of Lies

After the final battle, Harry leaves the wizarding world. Severus is sent to find him. Fluff, hurtcomfort and cliches galore.

The war is over, and now Harry has it made. He should be happy, but there’s a certain sense of dissatisfaction—until he gains control of one Lucius Malfoy.

COMPLETE: AU: Harry learns during his seventh year that his life can change forever in a single moment in time. SLASH and MPREG HarryDraco

The Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry’s own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest.

[yaoi: SXS] Set a year after the game end. Squall's life had been stable until he runs into his old rival. It only intensifies with the events that happen afterwards. (I am horrible at summaries. Please read & review. COMPLETED)

Severus Snape has to rescue Prince Harry from the evil dragon Voldemort. Adventure? Lots. Romance? Oh, definitely. Happy ending? Only one way to find out… NOW COMPLETE!

Mawwwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us here together today. Slash. HPSS.

HPSS slash:: When Severus is poisoned, the search for an unknown cure undergoes as his body is put into a stasis. Five years later he is brought back to find that his entire world has been turned upside down--by Harry Potter! COMPLETE!

COMPLETE - Slash - HPSS : All over Great Britain mysterious wedding invitations have been sent to staff and former students of Hogwarts, every person on the guest list has some connection to either Harry Potter or Severus Snape.

Harry is swept away from Hogwarts and finds himself falling into a seductive darkness, yet all he really wants is to go home... SLASH HP/SS

COMPLETE The Shrieking Shack was rumoured to be haunted. Then, after a prank went awry, that was no longer a rumour. HPSS Slash

Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.

After GoF Harry is feeling depressed, seeing how the Dursley are treating him, Dumbledore decides to take him in. To which lengts will the headmaster go to insure their safety?

completed HPSS slash -- Severus is forced to participate in Hogwart's teacher auction and is bought by an eager Harry Potter.

[COMPLETE] Part 1 of PARADOX SERIES. Transported into another dimension by cursed mirror, Harry enters a world where he died as an infant and ruled by Voldemort. Left with no choice, he adapts. Continued in Harry Potter and the Extent of Existence.

COMPLETE! After Voldie's destruction, Harry takes Snape into his home to care for him. Can there be reconciliation? HPSS

HP/SS SLASH. Some boxes, once opened, are impossible to shut. Complete.

Voldemort's gone, but Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. Will Remus be able to help him? Slash! RLHP Hints of SBSS

A story about a mercenary haunted by his lost love and a chamberlain who becomes the silent ghost from the past. Note: the plot revolves around gay romance. Completed.