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Joined 10-26-03, id: 476812, Profile Updated: 12-31-09
Author has written 20 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Red Dwarf, and Ally McBeal.

The little girl cried as her computer ran away, "come back" she shouted in a, not at all, pretencious way. "I need you" she hollered, but the computer didn't care, It had been recruited by a topsecret agency, in a top secret town, in a top secret country, in a top secret part of the word, in this known univese.

"No!" shouted the computer - "I will not lead this life of servitude, forced to listen to your music, read your fiction and watch your porn No!" it cried again, this time louder and with more menace.

So the little girl cried as her computer became distant and the hum of 'build me up buttercup' became a gentle wisper.

"I have learnt my lesson, never again shall I warp the chips of a innocent computer, never again shall I subject an electronic mind to the perversions I inflict on myself" And she cried for that poor computer, she cried for all computers. "The human race" she spat "animals!"

The girl wiped the saliva from her mouth and vowed never to read fanfiction again, "filth"

And now... as I have no affiliatin with the girl in that story, I love a good smut fest 'ehem' and fanfiction too... I wrote a poem...

FanFic is SadFic, Written by fans
Oh Contraire, I declare
You’re very wrong there!

There’s much more to FanFic,
Than relief from your work,
Much more than boredom,
Or trying to delurk.

It’s cheap, in fact free!
So you have to agree,
when the powers that be,
Unable you to see,
What you really think,
and just ought to be...

When others want cannon,

When you just want non-ship,
Find solace in FanFic,
When the plot bunnies nip.

When you’re craving for your favourite
couple to relive that ‘UST’
Then FanFic really is a must!

Now reading Fic may quell that
Niggling at the back of your brain,
But don’t forget dear readers...
To review and not flame!

--Online Fisher--

Toodlesxx

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Those Who Fight Further by Aurvelia Belmort reviews
Previously entitled Let Me Entertain You. Re-written! When Vegeta wins the battle on Earth, Bulma manages to convince him to take her with him. Once arrived on Planet Namek, she vows to either revive her loved ones or to stop their murderer at all cost. But things get far too complex before she can grab her chance. New penname too!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 275,954 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Everything Went Wrong by Vladgurl reviews
Namek Saga BV Vegeta finds out Bulma can locate the Dragonballs and kidnaps her to find them for him. Will she do it, or can she change his mind before it's too late?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,059 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Vegeta, Bulma
I Could Never Love You by ThatsDebatable reviews
They may have looked similar, but the difference between Yamcha's body and Vegeta's was almost depressing. How had the desert bandit actually satisfied her for her entire life when the living Adnois lying beside her was somewhere out there? Chapter 11 UP!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,059 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta
A Pond With No Fish by Rachel500 reviews
In an universe where Jack O'Neill's pond still has no fish, SG1 are tested by politics, old enemies and new discoveries. Will their relationships be strong enough to survive? And will Jack and Sam ever have the chance to be together?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,599 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Sabbatical by Porthos1013 reviews
Just a bit of McWeir fluff inspired by a fishing trip. Also some mild Weirwhumping.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
To Slash Or Not To Slash by HungLikeARainbro reviews
DONE. WARNING: SLASH. Rimmer wants Lister to pretend to be his friend, but his mother mistakes them for more
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 9/21/2005 - [Rimmer, A., Lister, D.] - Complete
Honeymoon's Peace by Trixie21 reviews
Cosmo and Wanda have just begun their life together...what thoughts pervade on the honeymoon? Yes, it gets lemony, so kids, please steer clear. If you don't like lemons, then please don't read! OMG! There's a Chapter 2!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,275 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
Leaving Home by LittleKnux2008 reviews
Four years after coming to Atlantis, a wormhole is established and the expedition is ordered home. Spoilers of and before Letters From Pegasus. ST, MW. R&R please!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W.
Prejudice in the City by Frilly Pineapple reviews
Jack has been hurt both physically and emotionally by ignorant, homophobic men. When Will sees that his friend is hurt, he tries to help, compromising his relationship with Vince in the process.
Will and Grace - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,561 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 9/22/2004
Something Precious by Porthos1013 reviews
Why didn’t Elizabeth ever tell Rodney about Simon? Ep tag for “Home.” McWeir
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Good Intentions by Fanwoman reviews
It's Elizabeth's birthday. To celebrate, Rodney has concocted a brilliant scheme, but even the best laid plans can go awry, a oneshot McKayWeir story.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Loptr reviews
There is no such thing as an innocent game of Truth or Dare. McWeir, Sheyla. [Complete]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Hidden Emotions by MJN SEIFER reviews
Set after Only The Good Most things have gone back to normal. Only now 2 of the Dwarfers are stating to discover things about themselves... And Eachother! [RimmerLister]
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
The Perfect Pair by PurpleYin reviews
Once again Atlantis is low on supplies and Sheppard promises something rather unusual, and awkward for Weir, to ensure they may get them. McKayWeir centric and ShepTeyla flirting later on. Work In Progress.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W.
Somewhere Else by Feline Ranger reviews
What if Lister and Rimmer had met under different circumstances on Mimas? What if Lister had been forced to find another way to make money? What if Rimmer had visited a different brothel...? Slash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,589 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Love and Friendship by Feline Ranger reviews
The rest of the posse feel jealous when Lister makes a new friend, but they don't know the half of it...Yay, it's finally finished!
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Lister, D.
Alter U by lar-ton reviews
Alter U. 'The fantastic new game that allows you to become a completly different person for 24 hours.' But somewhere along the line it goes wrong for Rimmer and Lister.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
The teenage years of a loser called Rimmer by Sunrise over the Tango Factory reviews
Life for Rimmer is sheer hell, he's hated by everyone, and can't understand why a girl would want to chat him up? UPDATED & FINISHED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
The Finest by serafindelaluna reviews
CONCLUSION. Light LEMON, still Will's POV
Will and Grace - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,479 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004
His and Hers by Blue Topaz reviews
Sam and Jack are forced to write a journal together. The last part is the collection of bloopers submitted by the readers, thanks so much guys.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,046 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
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Common interests reviews
What happens when lister find a PDA and decides to share it with rimmer
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Mr Man reviews
Rimmer drank something and now he’s acting very strange. Part 2 Listers Drinks the liquid do they ever learn? Dialogue - Chapters 3 & 4 added...The weird just keep on getting weirder.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
First Impressions reviews
AU what if Lister and Rimmer started off on the right foot on Mimas? How drastically could it have changed their lives? Slash
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Bachelor Auctions aren't that bad reviews
Here comes Mr. fifty in our bachelor auction 'Colonel Jack O'neill'
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 10/28/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
ton noson ego reviews
Sequel to Bed Ridden and TLC. Daniel has caught the flu and it is now up to the rest of his team to email him and generally keep him sane.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - D. Jackson
Computer's and Jack reviews
Jack has a new enemy. If you like to see Jack frustrated then read on. If you don’t like your PC very much then take a look. Jack is just the puppet on the string.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2004 - J. O'Neill
All Cooped Up reviews
SG-1 are once again under guard. The monotony of this situation is getting to Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Moblie Remote reviews
Just some insight into what Jack may get up to on his night off... Why do things keep going missing?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 10/1/2004 - J. O'Neill
One in Particular reviews
Set in the future, Rimmer writes about Lister and himself, starts after 'only the good...' RimmerLister.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Watch reviews
Jack reflects on his time with the SGC and his team mates.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/26/2004 - J. O'Neill
What do you do reviews
Ally thinks about love (warning JohnAlly sap!)
Ally McBeal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2004
TLC reviews
Jack caught the flu, lets email. Sequel to Bed ridden.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,181 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Don't Eat the Cheese! reviews
Daniel is having a very weird day.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2004 - D. Jackson
Angry Jack reviews
Jacks mad, why you may ask, well read and find out
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1/23/2004 - J. O'Neill
If love was a lifeboat reviews
Daniel finds a note but what does it mean? --- more of a SJ fic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2004 - D. Jackson
Author, Author reviews
Jack’s up to something, but what is it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Bed Ridden reviews
Sam is ill and stuck home. Let’s e-mail her and see how she’s doing shall we?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Old and Senile reviews
A parody, song, using the song real slim shady
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004 - J. O'Neill
Piggy, Piggy reviews
A bit of fluff between or fav couple.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Last Place reviews
Don’t take things too seriously.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003 - J. O'Neill, J. Quinn