Dark Nemesis 7
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Joined 10-26-03, id: 476877, Profile Updated: 06-14-10
Author has written 29 stories for Naruto, Harvest Moon, Fire Emblem, Bible, Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, and Young Dracula.

Hello, this is DN7 here to talk about pretty much nothing. My interests lie in video games, music, drawing, reading, etc. I have no sense of commitment, so everything is going to take a while to update, especially if it is archived on my old computer. I know that I'm a bad writer, so you don't have to tell me.

Here is the story of how I got my user name. Has anyone here seen Silent Mobius? Well, my little sister always called it Silent Nemesis. So when I needed a hotmail name, I thought of that and put it in. But Silent Nemesis was taken. So I tried Dark Nemesis, which is kind of like silent (I have no clue now how I made the connection), but that was also taken. So I put in a 7. Bingo. I'd change it now, but you all know me as Dark Nemesis 7, so I'll ignore how angsting I sound if you do too.

Name: Hilary. It's a bad name. THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

Age: I am NINETEEN NOW YAAAAAAY

Reason I am barely around anymore: University.

I am never going to update my old Naruto fanfiction. Sorry guys. As long as I see people wearing Konohagakure headbands to school to somehow compliment their fairy wings, I'm not going to have much to do with the fad. My sound ninja fics are the most likely to be someday updated, but the rest, nope. Trust me, not a loss. Check my favourite stories. There are like 80 better fanfics in there for you to enjoy.

Sometimes I think about deleting my old embarrassing fanfiction, but then I realized: I'm writing FANFICTION. There's not a lot of esteem in that. Oftentimes I write fanfics and don't post them, but to heck with that, I'm going to post them anyway from now on.

If you're net stalking me, then feel free to drop me a line. I answer emails if you mention that you'd like an answer. I hang out on Fanfiction.net, shouldn't that say something about my number of friends?

Anyhow, enough from me. Enjoy the various fanfics listed here and try not to go too far down the list lest you be overcome by the dark things inhabiting the bottom.

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Loveless In FlowerBud Village by ThePenandtheSword reviews
-UNDER REVISION-June 6, 2012 Jack learns from the Harvest Goddess that his family is under a curse, and the only way to break is for a Natsuhara girl to be born. But any woman who bears a Natsuhara child is doomed to die. So the goddess decides to help Jack-by making him into a mommy! Can Jack revive the farm AND find a man without the HG's crazy brother finding out her plan? Mpre
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Jack, Rick
Of Guardians and Bands by Steelfeathers reviews
Miko and Bulkhead have a heart-to-heart. Autobot Guardians never break up the band.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Miko N., Bulkhead
Broken by Goldeneyedangel reviews
Reid is kidnapped but will be broken once and for all?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,971 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
An Extract From The Journal by the Ambassador reviews
...of a Sometime Member of the Crimean Liberation Army. In which speculations are formed, bets are made, Gatrie is an idiot, and General Ike makes his own arrangements. Ike/Soren
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Mt Silver's Legend by Lily Badens reviews
We've all seen Red waiting for you at Mt. Silver and mysteriously disappearing. But what DID happen before it? After SSBB, another Pokemon story! R & R please!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Red - Complete
A Place in the Sun by Xerxies19 reviews
Despite what he has done, Naesala would die to protect Reyson. One must earn back trust once broken. No real pairings, character study drabble written in half an hour. Very mild, easy to miss spoiler. Rated for violence.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naesala, Reyson - Complete
Tribulations by AhmoseInarus reviews
SLASH Reid/OC UnSub non-con A case falls into the hands of the BAU, but it turns out that the UnSub was targeting them all along. He has chosen SSA Spencer Reid to pay the price, and now it's a race against time to save more than just his life...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,782 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [S. Reid, UNSUB] - Complete
Dear Diary by FanFicter123 reviews
With the contenent of Tellius finnaly at peace, Ike and Soren leave Crimea on a boat destined for unknown lands. Within a diary Soren account their journey together, the good and the bad. IkeSoren. Rated M for future lemons.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Perinatal by Elliptic Eye reviews
Reid said it himself: Nathan is evolving.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
I Do Like To Be Beside the Sea Side by lm2k6 reviews
Robin's family goes to the beach, and he invites Vlad. Will Robin and Vlad survive his family?
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Robin B., Vladimir D. - Complete
The Greil Mercenaries and the Sun Block by PPP SSC reviews
It's sunny, but for many fair-skinned members of the Greil mercenaries this is a hindrance. Oscar created the sun block, but wishes he knew how to control his colleagues. Instance of Ike/Soren and otherwise gen fic. Contains a vulnerary featurette.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Oscar - Complete
A History in Progress by Exhausted reviews
Extensive searching has given us a glimpse into the past. These tattered fragments of history will help us understand our present. A drabble collection of sorts. Posting for posterity. The result of group work.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
The Real Reason Cameron's Not Allowed to Buy a Cat by Vitawash reviews
Cameron has kittens. No, really. A crackfic resulting from too much time looking at LOLCats. Chase/Cameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/27/2008 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
Ice Queens by MidnightStriker reviews
Lorelei receives an invitation from Glacia to an Ice Pokemon convention. Can Lorelei keep her cool when she sees the one who copied her fighting technique and preferred element? Future yuri warning.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Prince of Nothing by Myaru reviews
Based on Radiant Dawn, pre-game. During his recovery from the ordeal in the desert, Rafiel and Hatari learn to understand one another.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Rafiel, Nailah - Complete
Gardevoir's Wish by VGJustice reviews
There has always been a language barrier between Pokemon and their trainers. But a simple wish changes that for a day. A "What If?" story.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
The Truth is Painful by Leoshi reviews
After returning to Vale, Sheba wonders about her heritage. Felix offers his help, and the two set out on a quest for her history. Though they touch corners of the world, they find that her family is nowhere near Weyard. *Sandshipping*. Post TLA. Complete.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,739 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Felix, Sheba - Complete
A Motion Too Far by TokehGecko reviews
Dark Naruto AU fanfic. Begins years ago from now, where settings were just being played. Zabuza and Haku?.. Naruto? Kimimaro? Itachi? Main Chars. Enjoy! Chapter 10's up!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,925 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 12/17/2004
The Morning After by FlamingDoritos reviews
Generally speaking it's not fantastic to find two other members of your army in your bed the morning after a party. Particularly if all three of you happen to be the same gender. Just one BIG crackfic. Enjoy...if at all possible. IkeReysonSoren
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Ike, Soren - Complete
Time Paradox: A Collection of Possibilities by EvaXephon reviews
OOT's slightly unclear ending doesn't tell us exactly when Link is, or what Ganondorf's current state is. This fanfic is a collection of several possible outcomes of Link's journey back in time after the end of OOT. Read the Author's Note for more info.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
The 60's by WingWoman reviews
Written for the Prior Meeting Challenge at mtt! Creed's still a teenager.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
OFFICE by Annakovsky reviews
The war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. An Office MASH AU.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Almost a Whisper by nocturnemint reviews
[GaaraSakura] 5 years have passed and Orochimaru’s power continues to rise. In the midst of the chaos, a secret is hidden, the future endangered, and an unlikely pair comes together… [Does not follow many of the recent developments]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Woman She Loved by Rayne-kun reviews
It's hard, being in love with your best friend. [LynFlorina yuri with some MatthewGuy yaoi]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Burning Fire by Fire and Sand reviews
Right after Orochimaru’s reunion with Tsunade at that castle and Jiraiya’s interference, Orochimaru thinks about the past and contemplates what he should do about Tsunade’s becoming Hokage. Slight OrochiTsunade. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
The Perfect Gift by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Young Orochimaru has forgotten a very important date.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Orochimaru - Complete
How Dumb Were You? by duj reviews
WARNING, SPOILERS FOR HBP. Was Dumbledore dumb? Harry hasty? Hermione hokey? WonWon wanton? And what did Fred and George have to do with it? More: Sluggish Slughorn, halfhearted halfblood prince, delinquent Draco, repetitive Riddle, go getter Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
Karaoke, Yes, Karaoke by Silverdust-Aestis reviews
Guess. It's raining outside and everyone's stuck in a karaoke bar, when Gai decides to lighten things up by setting up karaoke! R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004
Orochimaru's house by kolilop reviews
Kabuto is going dance with Kimimaro. Orochimaru wants to know what they play?... Orochimaru is waiting when Sasuke will come.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2005
The Orochimaru Case by Etheral-moment reviews
Rating for news related issues.Kabuto decides to watch the news one day and he is shocked to see Orochimaru going to jail… MADNESS! The sound nins get scared, And become witness’s in a court room... Feel the terror of the Michael Jackson case! Buahahahaa
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005
Breathing by Lady Lu Bu
Songfic to Yellowcard's 'Breathing'. Nobody loves Orochimaru. I do. Read this little piece of angst about his last night in Konoha. WARNING one use of the 'F' word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2005
Butterflies by Kagezuchi reviews
Nov 19: will try to continue during winter, so busy! Sakura attempts to hook up Ino with Shino, but things aren't turning out like she planned. Doubts begin to rise concerning herself and Sasuke as she finds herself attracted to Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,068 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 12/16/2003
View Paradise by Link and Luigi reviews
Sasuke finally gets a look inside Orochimaru's lair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Five Pins by Dizzcity reviews
One-shot. The death of Tenten and Neji. [NejixTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
The Uchiha Clan Curse by xXxrachiexXx reviews
Have you ever wondered why the Sasuke's Uchiha clan had a fan as a symbol? Silliness, fangirls and the blatant diregard of the literal meaning of 'Uchiha'. XD R&R [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
Love Sick Giggles by kelseypaige reviews
Tenten has loved Neji for ages. Neji has loved Tenten for- wait. Neji doesn’t love Tenten, right? So when Tenten finds someone new of the male species, what will our favorite Hyuuga branch member do? NejiTen with hints of ShikaIno. [continuous]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,762 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004
Of the Oddest Predicaments… by Takari-san reviews
NejiTen (Neji x TenTen) - A not-so-ordinary day... A very disturbing errand tasked to a young Hyuuga... and all the events that come along in between regarding two genins. :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2004
Not A Virgin by Naruke reviews
Orochimaru is NOT a virgin. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Orochimaru - Complete
Romance Vs Reason by Ninja Shen reviews
oneshot. Sakura has a surefire plan that will ensure her marriage to Sasuke, and Ino just can't compete.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Temari's Halloween Special by Sunlit A Colony reviews
The Sand Trio's first time trick or treating turns into: Freddy, Jason, Alien and Predator vs. Temari, Gaara and Kankuro.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2004
The Reason by anomynous reviews
One pink haired and one red head question the meanings of "relationship" after living temporarily together in the same household. [GaaraSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,909 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004
His Raven's Cardinal by Pickled Death reviews
one-shot; Neji x Tenten; Neji. Tenten. A mistake. A misplaced curse seal. The depths of devotion…and someone’s death on your hands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
And They Say Chivalry is Dead by fireblazie reviews
After a little mishap involving a chess piece and a kunai, Ino has lost her memory, and Shikamaru is to help her regain her memory for a week! This will surely be the longest week of his life...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004
Brush Strokes in Ammonia Ink by Luc Court reviews
Quick fic, spoilers for Kimimaro and Kabuto. A doctor who isn't honest, and a patient who doesn't care.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Kabuto Y., Kimimaro - Complete
Gaara's Clues by sand-nin-gurl reviews
Kankurou makes a bet with Gaara that if he watchs a certain kids' show, Kankurou will get him coffee. Note to self: always make sure you hold up your end of the bargain when it comes to Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
All the Cows Are Gone by Miranda Shadowind reviews
My first Zelda song parody, based on the Romani Ranch scenario in Majora's Mask and to the tune of 'All the Things She Said'. Link and Cremia stress out over their failure, sometimes joined by Romani.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Link - Complete
Answer the Shark by timeisrunningout reviews
Kisame has always wondered why Itachi is so closed, and why he didn't kill his brother, Sasuke, when he had a chance. One day Kisame decides to ask Itachi the truth. [A little KisaIta... or something]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2004
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Must Be Snapey by Redneck4lyfe reviews
Find the true meaning of Snape......................
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Severus S.
Sakura's Harem by Istoria reviews
Infiltration and deception is central to being a good ninja. But when Team 7 has to embed itself in a society ruled by women, they're all in for a wild ride.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Sakura H. - Complete
I wish I could tell you by Schitzoid reviews
This fic is about team 8, it takes place about 5 months after the chuunin exams. It's about their feelings about themselves, others and eachother [Indefinate hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003
Possession by yuji-i16 reviews
SemiAU. When TenTen is hurt, it's Neji's life that goes downhill. Devolping NejiTen with hints of ShikaIno. COMPLETED AT LONG LAST! Now with EPILOGUE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,529 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Behind the Smile by Kaira-chan reviews
It will be alittle angsty. Basically, Sasuke snoops through Naruto's stuff and discovers alot of stuff about him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Days He'll Never Forget by Feiku Tanara reviews
Rock Lee is in a hotel room and he doesn't know how he got there, Sakura is in the boys bathroom and Kakashi's in the Janitor's Closet. SORRY THAT NO ONE LIKED THE ENDING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 11/1/2003
Professor Snape and Professor Smith by Lazarus Risen reviews
The new DADA teacher is INSANE! Will Snape survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Severus S.
Oddish and Keji by Keji Fujikiro reviews
A touching story about a boy and his Oddish... well, maybe not touching. See how the whole thing begins!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,526 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2000
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Candy From Strangers reviews
ToT There's a new boy in town and he has purple hair. Gill, against his inital wishes, becomes... attached. Meanwhile, Selena pines after the person least likely to return her affections. Gill x Julius, Selena x Candace
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Gill, Selena
The Betrayer reviews
Of vampires, and those who protect them. Robin/Vlad. Chapter 2 up!
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Robin B., Vladimir D.
Dreaming reviews
Robin has strange dreams. Heavily hinted at Robin/Vlad.
Young Dracula - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Robin B., Vladimir D. - Complete
Strictly Business reviews
The childhood friends of Kafei and Anju meet at their wedding. Budding Cremia x Curiosity Shop Guy here named Tim , just a hint of things to come.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Projects reviews
Warning, Pokemon and human love A scientist working with a Lucario finds himself liking his job a little too much.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
The Snake's Rib reviews
Lilith and Eve in the Garden of Eden. Sometimes an apple means more than a ring. Shoujoai, LilithEve.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Soren's Pigtails reviews
Boyd wonders why Soren wears pigtails. An explanation about that, without the explanation part.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Ponderous Examinations reviews
Kankuro dwells on the Third Hokage. Drabblefic, KankSan SanKank. Yeah. It's weird. Just go with it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Kankuro, Hiruzen S.
Musette In D Minor reviews
Tayuya returns to the Sound Village and decides to become as strong as Kimimaro. But when he disappears, Tayuya might be the only one who can save him. Full summary inside. TayuKimi. Ch. 8: The Eradication.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,762 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004
Lover reviews
Set after the Sasuke arc. Tayuya loves Kimimaro VERY much. Oneshot, drabble, not fluff, TayuKimi, KimiTayu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Complete
Silly Sue reviews
Kakashi deals with an unwanted MarySue.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2005
Jack's Love reviews
Jack and Rick are Drinking at the bar, and Jack speaks of the girl he met here long ago. No Mary Sues. Quick read, please read. FOMT
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2005
Yeah reviews
Deidara and Itachi talk. Set after the time skip. Might be hard to understand for those who don't read author's notes. DeixIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2005
Those Crazy Sound Nin! reviews
The Sound Ninja get into all kinds of predicaments! Done in the style of Naruto Primer. Sixth Chapter: Dosu: Hitch Hiking!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
I'm Not A Girl, No Longer Woman reviews
When the girls of Konoha complain about their male teammates too much, an old man makes them into men to make them understand boys better. Since everyone does boys to girls, why not girls to boys?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2005
Tactical Thoughts reviews
A drabble from Jiroubou's point of view about himself. Not enough people write Jiroubou stories.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2005
Polonaise In G Minor reviews
A Sound Nin is captured after Sasuke leaves, and they refuse to expose the secrets of their country, so the Fifth dumps them on Naruto in the hopes that kindness will change the Nin's mind. Sakon x Naruto. Companion fic to Musette in D Minor. Chapter 3 up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004
The Minor Scale reviews
A piano drops on Neji's head and all he seems to remember is Tenten. Now he's like her own personal stalker! Chap. 2 up FINALLY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004
Behind the Shuriken reviews
Take a peek at the lives of Konoha's ninjas when they're not in the line of action. Chapter 1: The Truth About Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2004
My Monster reviews
Sakura finds an injured Gaara in the forset and takes him in. How will she keep him hidden from the villagers? Does she even want to?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2004
The Akatsuki reviews
What will become of Konoha when the Akatsuki move in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2004
Hello reviews
A short songfic done to the song 'Hello' be Evanescence.Gaara's 'other half' and him converse.Better than it sounds,I hope.I suck at summaries.Please read.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004
A NarutoStyle Christmas Concert reviews
It's that time of the year again that teachers hate.They have to find the perfect performance for the Christmas Concert,which is especially hard if you're working with 5-year-olds.This is the funny story of a bunch of uncooperative students who don't even
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003
She's More reviews
Sasuke telling people about his undying love for Sakura.Done to "She's More" Andy Griggs.SasuSaku,ShikaIno,NejiTen,NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2003
Go Together reviews
Hinata is feeling depressed,and takes drastic measures to make herself feel better.Very angsty.Should I write a sequel? Please tell me! NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/22/2003
What? reviews
Temari and Kankuro discover one of Gaara's secret hobbies when he's alone in his room...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2003
Naruto reviews
A short poem from Hinata's point of view about Naruto.Very short.Please read.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2003
Alone reviews
A poem about various characters lamenting over sad things.You should be able to tell who they are from reading.Longish for a poem.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2003
I'm With You reviews
Done kinda to the song I'm with you by Avril Lavigne.Ino is having trouble coping with her Sasuke problems.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2003