Name: Try to guess... It starts with a K...
My New Ma Toe: Whatever, your mean, and in your face!
were i live: USA (S.C.)
Fav colors: blue, purple, black, and scarlet
BTW im a crazy weird girl and proud of it!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
GNOMES ARE EVIL ELF MIDGETS !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Oh! Jingle bells Twilight smells, Edward Cullen's gay! Bella dies and Jacob cries, Star-wars ALL THE WAY!
FaV. ShOwS: Soul Eater, Blue Exorcist, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, NCIS LA, Hardcore Pawn, Hetalia Axis-Powers, Black Lagoon, Lizard Lick Towing, Ridiculousness, Naruto, South Beach Tow, Halloween Wars, Bleach, Yu-Gi-Oh, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
And Many More!!!!!
(Not IN Order) Fav bands/singers:
1. Green Day
2. 3 Doors Down
3. Three Days Grace
4. Fort Minor
5. Breaking Benjamin
6. One Republic
7. Theory of a Dead Man
8. Panic! At the Disco
10. Thirty Seconds to Mars
Favorite books: P.J.O and H.O.O series, They Dairy of Anne Frank, Alex Rider series Resident Evil books, Gallagher Girls series, Sara-normal series, Ghost Huntress Books,
AND SO MANY MORE
FAV. video games: Jak and Daxter, Sims, Silent Hill (Especially 2 & 4, Assassins Creed Series, Devil May Cry Series, Mario, Resident Evil series, Twisted Metal, FEAR, And A Lot More!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLAY-STATION IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN XBOX NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!
-Boys are like slinky's, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Normal people think being invisible is impossible. Hetalia Fans KNOW being invisible is possible, because Prof. Canada proved it.
Normal people wouldn't kill themselves, because they are too scared of pain. Hetalia Fans wouldn't kill themselves, because they love themselves too much.
Normal people say " Y.O.L.O. and Swag". Hetalia Fans say "Make Pasta, not War."
Normal People love Florida! Hetalia Fans are smart enough to NOT go to Florida.
Normal People say they are cool. Hetalia Fans say they are Ze Awesome Prussia.
Normal People don't know that Sea-land is real. Hetalia Fans already staying at Sealand's place for the summer.
Normal People don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalia Fans are Mother Russia.
Normal People aren't heroes. Hetalia Fans are Super Man!
Normal People listen to JB and 1D. Hetalia Fans listen to Artie rock out his guitar!
Normal people are rude and mean. Hetalia Fans are family!
Normal people don't believe in magic. Hetalia Fans live with unicorns!
Normal People won't re-post this. Hetalia Fans will re-post this!
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet today, He lives. Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the Holy Trinity of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, copy this into the profile...
If you ignore Him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven."...
If you are the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
-If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into your profile
-If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.
-If you have an obsession with Fan Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever read ALL night, copy this into you profile.
-If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
-65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.
-Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (What girl doesn't not like Chocolate?)
-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
-Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
-Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
-If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
-Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your Bio if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?
-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
-If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.
-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason; copy this to your profile.
-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
-I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:
If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!
if you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever answered a question with a really obvious answered copy and paste this on your profile!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't, Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs plus you're probably a doush bag.
"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico Di Angelo, The Last Olympian
God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse
"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters
"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero
You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files
"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper McLean, The Lost Hero
That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, The Demigod Files
It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, The Demigod Files
"It's all right. We just had a family spat."
"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files
I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, The Lost Hero
Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
STUPID PRODUCT LABELS:
On a bag of Frito's: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (How fun to be a shoplifter).
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed).
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (Really? Amazingly ingenious).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Too late!).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (Well, it would save time...).
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (That is why we have a 15 and over limit where I come from, because of all those toddlers driving around cars and machinery while using Boot's Children's cough medicine).
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (Wouldn't that be good?).
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Oh. Okay...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (And my other options were...).
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Geez, what other use is that? I wonder...).
On Salisbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Oh wow. I didn't know that before).
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Amazing. No one could ever do that without the help of the instructions on this packet. Great).
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (I believe that was implied).
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (So you don't want kids jumping off buildings, arms outstretched?).
Repost if you thought this was hilarious
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.
Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH!
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say LUKE!
You say Jasper, I say ARES!
You say Alice, I say Thalia!
You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!
You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!
You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!
You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!
You say Esme, I say LUPA
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PJO Fans are Totally Awesome people :P
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." PJO FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
-You burn food to see if it smells good.
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
-You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
-You are a PJO character for Halloween.
-Recite lines randomly from the books.
-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)
-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
-That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Wesley) you scream "JACKSON!"
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in-case of emergencies
-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god who has turned.
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,
You shall find what you seek and make it your own,
But despair for your life entombed within stone,
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.
The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,
One shall be lost in the land without rain,
The bane of Olympus shows the trail,
Campers and Hunters combined prevail,
The titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.
The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,
The child of Athena's final stand.
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.
THE GREAT PROPHECY:
A half-blood of the eldest gods,
Shall reach sixteen against all odds.
And see the world in endless sleep,
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days.
Olympus to preserve or raze.
THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.
To storm or fire, the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Repost this if it touched your heart.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patti-son (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a tall building about to jump.
3% would be sitting there with popcorn screaming,"DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY FAIRY!"
Copy and paste this on your profile if you are one of the 3% that would really do this!!!!!!
curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought him back
Curiosity was framed stupidity killed the cat
This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination
A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
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